Chapter 1: What humorous story is shared about O-Dog stealing snacks?
Hour 2 Overdrive continues, powered by FanDuel, Brian Hazio, Doug Geffonio, Jonas Siegel in here from The Athletic. What an hour we're about to have. We got Mike Johnson coming up, Sam Mitchell in studio, Rapscavs tonight, big games in the NBA playoffs, big games in the Stanley Cup playoffs, Jays-Twins tonight. But before we get to all that, Jonas...
Yesterday, O and I had the esteemed privilege of shooting a bit of a commercial and a promotional thing. We've got an event coming up that we're going to announce next week. We're really excited about this. It's going to be awesome.
Great sponsors, great people.
Incredible. All the way around.
Top to bottom. Iconic brand.
An iconic brand. An iconic brand that we could not be happier to be a part of. And as a result, we went into it thinking we want to be in our best behaviors because we're representing the show, the TSN, the brand, the company, everything. And all these people that put in so much time and effort to make stuff like this pop.
And yesterday, I revealed to our audience that when I arrived at the golf course, there was a basket of goodies there.
He had a hankering for a Snickers at noon.
I was craving a Snickers like you've never experienced before in your life, Jonas. Because I placed eyes on this basket when I got there. And it was loaded. Snickers and Mars and Kit Kats and chips, like anything you could ever ask for. And I said at 7.45 in the morning, internal dialogue, I said, I'm coming back for this and I cannot wait. I'm so excited.
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Chapter 2: What insights does Mike Johnson provide on the Oilers' playoff elimination?
Okay, so let's roll this, and we will break this down, okay? So this is yesterday morning. There's the old dog walking up. There's Barry from Coke Town.
There, Barry gave me the brown bag. He gave me the brown bag to do the deed right there.
And you're walking down the hallway. Here he comes into focus.
I'm about to bang a lap for go time.
The bag has been shaken, too. You have that thing primed and ready.
Here I come up to the snack booth, and I place the bag. Look at the people just walking in behind you. Just like I told you. As soon as I had my back, people flooded to their chairs, and I'm making a mockery out of the snack station.
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Chapter 3: How does Connor McDavid's performance impact his legacy?
I stuffed the bag, and I continue to stuff the bag, but the most disgusting part is what happens 12 seconds later.
Okay, so you walk over, and then you decide.
I make a return trip. Dude, the return trip is so disgusting.
Because you already have 20, 25 items in that bag, Jonas. And then he circles back and goes, I better grab that fourth Snickers just in case.
Is that what you went back for?
Yes.
Brian doesn't believe me, but... I purposely left one or two of every item so I didn't rip off the whole count. I had to leave a couple Kit Kats, a couple Mars bars, and a couple Snickers.
You did not leave a Snickers. I'm telling you.
I know, dude, but here's what I'm trying to tell you. I left one or two.
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Chapter 4: What analysis does Sam Mitchell offer on the Raptors vs. Cavaliers series?
There's 50 other people.
I know that. Maybe someone else took it, but you're a smart enough thief and a seasoned enough thief to know you can't wipe out the whole thing. You can't pick it up and just dump it into the bag because that would be degenerate behavior that's completely unacceptable. You left just enough where someone could think, oh, a lot of people must have come through here. You know, like multiple people.
Clearly it was a big event. This is like a premeditated attack too, right? This is first degree.
Dude, it's better than what my original plan was. My original plan was asking the lady that was helping out in the ballroom to just take the tray. and set it outside near the back door of the kitchen, and on my way out, I was going to shove the whole thing in my truck.
Right. So you wanted an accomplice, which really would have been greasy, because then you're dragging someone else into the buffoonery.
The trip back was disgusting.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of the Raptors' performance in the playoffs?
That's disgusting. It's a Pink Panther type vibe. Just him tiptoeing around with his little bag and his little bag of treats. Do we have a Pink Panther type of... Let's play the whole thing here. There he is. Look at him with the bag open. Already prime.
There he is.
Just tiptoeing on the ballroom. That's where weddings take place, Jonas. Dude, I know.
People say I do right there. People talk about their son, their daughter, their best friend, and I am scoffing chocolate bars into a bag. And I promise you, the turn back is...
Look at the Pink Panther coming back for one more Snickers bar, whatever it is.
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Chapter 6: What betting strategies are suggested for FanDuel this week?
Just one last. 25 items wasn't enough. You just had to have that last one with a crowd in there.
I will say, I respect that he didn't look around. He wasn't worried about what anyone thought. Dude, do you think I cared?
Honestly, the only reason I did it is because they were untouched. I'm like, no one's using this, so I'm going to take it home for my wife.
I love that you went to request a bag to get it started, and you had that thing open.
Barry must have thought, like, I got some golf balls or something and needed to just start taking some food.
I don't know. Yeah, well, that's maybe what he thought. Hey, we got a couple of croissants, like things that have been baked that won't last. You know, like it's got to go to someone. Perishable.
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts discuss the upcoming NBA games and their significance?
Yeah, exactly. Perishable items. There you go. Hey, here's something. Like maybe take a couple of croissants. We know your wife's maybe hungry. You got the girls at home, whatever it is. There's no way Barry thought you were going in there to clean the place out of chips and chocolate bars and peanuts.
We've got to do a giveaway. I love it, man. We've got to get together and do an Instagram giveaway with Barry. Possibly a foursome at Copetown Woods, and every golfer gets a Snickers when they tee off. I love that idea.
Yeah, I think that's a good plan. So there's more to this.
Chapter 8: What future predictions are made about player movement in the NHL?
We're going to package all this stuff together. All the evidence is going in.
It reminds me of those videos people have in their houses when the raccoons are walking along. That's what it reminds me of.
That's exactly what it is. Yeah. Trying to get into the garbage cans. Yeah, except they got in in this case. And this guy got into it. Yeah. That's precisely what happened. All right, joining us here on the Maple Toyota Hotline, here's our TSN hockey analyst, Mike Johnson. There he is. How are you doing, Johnny?
Good.
I am so good. I am. I have loved watching the security footage leak out as Jeff O'Neill somehow levitated slash tiptoed around with a nondescript brown paper bag. Could have been anything in there. Could have been.
Barry, be quiet. No transparency. Barry, the manager, the general manager of the whole golf course, gave me a crappy bag. He could have gave me a nice golf bag or something. He did me dirty, man.
I love it. I love this.
It was so appropriate.
It was.
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