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Second Helpings - Maybe It's Just Manslaughter!

01 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Jackie's got Blessid Union of Souls trapped in her skull and its got them rememberin' the innocent early days of Shazam and sittin' round hungover try...

Sad Dad Jazz w/ Holden McNeely

30 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Holden McNeely, who's filled with (justified) hatred for the Star Wars prequels, Machine Gun Kelly ha...

Second Helpings - Married Without Sight

24 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are easin' their way into "Trust Me: The False Prophet" but up first their talkin' the shake up for the ne...

Party Barfer w/ Kara Klenk

23 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Kara Klenk, to discuss the uniting powers of "Mr. Brightside" and "Uptown Funk", as well as dig deep ...

Second Helpings - Fellatios 'n Shit

17 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie (with a BOUQITUE FLU) and MJ are talkin' mid life crisis's, Jackie watched  "Malcom in the Middle" for the first...

How Dare You w/ Seena Ghaznavi

16 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by Seena Ghaznavi and Jackie wants errryone to play with 'er dingaling! The parents are celebratin' toilet times an...

Second Helpings - We Need Sexier Numbers

10 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ kick things off by discussing the continued existence of "Cherry Poppin' Daddies" and the differences of s...

The Shadow of Twilight w/ Kara Klenk

09 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week MJ and Jackie are joined by Kara Klenk, to goss' 'bout the rewatch of "Desperate Housewives" Jackie and MJ are doin', Sarah Michelle Gellar ...

Second Helpings - Look At It And Cry

03 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Second Helpings we're all celebratin' as Celine Dion is comin' back to us now (but sans the ghost implications) with the announcement of ...

English Boyhood w/ Jake Young

02 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week Page 7 is joined by LPN's Very Special Boy Jake Reacher (née Young) to goss' 'bout the terrors of middle school and MJ's here to SET THE RE...

Second Helpings - Quirky Mormon Thriller

27 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are sadly NOT joined by the Male Feminist Gentleman Supreme, but they certainly got the goss' and drama th...

Execute Him w/ Holden McNeely

26 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week the ex-cheese lord himself Holden McNeely stops by after a week BURSTING with pop culture news as we're discussin' the $27m lawsuit bein' br...

Second Helpings - Ranch Imperialism

20 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are joined by Ed Larson, and there's an announcement about Brighter Side future, Ed and Jackie convinced M...

TiTwonic w/ Amber Nelson

19 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week Amber Nelson is our good southern woman guest and we're talkin' "Age of Attraction" up top, then Babz and Hanoi Jane enter the Octagon, afte...

Second Helpings - Christ, Are You Calling Me?

13 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

MJ and Jackie are back for another scoop of Second Helpings, Jackie and Natalie couldn't find a good radio station in Dallas, but Travis sure knows th...

Cannibal Corn w/ Natalie Jean

12 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Natalie Jean joins us as her and Jackie recount havin' to John Redcorn themselves to present their monster fuckin' at the FAMILY FRIENDLY convention t...

Second Helpings - She's Already Crying

06 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie discuss Six Flags is shuttin' down multiple parks, MJ took the kids to "Pop Mart" and got seduced into a m...

For the Ones Who Wanna Date the Villain an interview w/ Julia Palatovska and Jessica Delfanti

06 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this BONUS episode, Jackie sits down with Dorian CEO Julia Palatovska and VP of Creator Growth Jessica Delfanti to discuss Slash Fic, Romance games...

Vaguely Held Captive w/ Seena Ghaznavi

05 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Page 7, Jackie and Kara are joined by Seena to goss' 'bout Zendaya and Tom Holland GOT MARRRRIED SECRETLY ALREADY, and Law Roach spilled ...

Second Helpings - I've Lost Perspective

27 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Jackie and MJ are BACK with another slippy sloppy servin' of SECOND HELPINGS! Up top reminiscing about everyone's favorite 'oldest of 6' Big Sis Kara ...

Suck On Some Soup w/ Kara Klenk

26 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by the best bitch in the business Kara Klenk to goss' 'bout how lame the USA male hockey team has been a...

Second Helpings - It's Giving Birthday?

20 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

MJ and Jackie are back with another servin' of Second Helpings, MJ's freshly Chicago'd and it was STANKY, and they're gonna speak THEIR PEACE!! Plus t...

Happy Birthday, Dude w/ Holden McNeely

19 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Page 7, Jackie and our birthday boi MJ are joined by Holden McNeely to goss' 'bout MJ's going to Times Square to see "Chicago" so they ca...

Second Helpings - Don't Perceive Me

13 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

MJ and Jackie are back again servin' up another batch o' Second Helpings! Up top Jackie fills MJ in on how Geoff read "Everything Is Tuberculosis" and...

Nick and Noro's Infinite Puke List w/ Jake Young

12 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Jackie and MJ are BACK and joined by the nerd that's NOT LIKE THE OTHER NERDS, Jake Young, to goss' 'bout flashin' back to them early days of internet...

Whos The Bitch - Episode 72 - Lemon Squeeze Me In

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Bitch your way with us through this hump day as a special treat!Kara and Jackie are back with another episode, this time with video over on the Youtub...

Second Helpings - Witches Have Entered The Chat

06 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Jackie and MJ are baaaack again with another servin' of celeb goss! This week continues the trend of everything bein' hell as up top we got talk about...

Every Week Is Difficult w/ Natalie Jean

05 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Page 7, MJ and Jackie are joined by Natalie Jean to discuss yet  another chaotic week in pop culture, including the tragic loss of Cathe...

Second Helpings - Everything Is An Ad

30 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are servin' up another helpin' a haw goss', including Martha Stewart gettin' called out by her 14 year old...

Cuckin' That Dunkin' w/ Mike Lawrence

29 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Mike Lawrence to goss' 'bout those Oscar noms, including "Hamnet" "Sentimental Value", plus somehow "...

Second Helpings - Scared, Sad, and Horny

23 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie's feelin' BONE'd and MJ just finished gettin' PLURIB'd! We're still following 'The Traitors' and support their hi...

I Feel Like I Made It Weird w/ Amber Nelson

22 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Page 7, MJ and Jackie are joined by Amber Nelson! Up top is lotta talk of the Brooklyn Beckham drama and how out of touch it is, then MJ ...

Second Helpings - It's Just a Death Cult, Guys

16 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ announce the "Cats" curse has been broken after taking off 2025 and damning humanity, P7 was back at givin...

Monkeys That Kill w/ Kara Klenk

15 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Page 7, MJ and Jackie are joined by Kara Klenk to discuss the childhood trauma that was "Little Monsters", Daniel Stern got busted for so...

Second Helpings - Song Sung BOOHOO

09 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

MJ and Jackie are back with another servin' of second helpings! This week we got a big scoopa Ashely Tisdale mommy group drama, MJs  joining Jackie b...

Chaste and Stable 2026 w/ Jake Young

08 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ tap Jake as a last minute substitution to discuss the hawt and steamy bubble butt filled "Heated Rivalry", Jackie i...

CelebReadies: Love, Pamela Part 2

02 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We love you Pamela. We are so sorry for how the world treated you. We are so sorry for EVER DOUBTING YOU! On today's episode we finish the second half...

When Harry Met Sally...WATCHALONG

01 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This is the New Year and we didn't feel any different...until Jackie and MJ's return for the first time since 2025, to sit down and rewatch the 1989 R...

CelebReadies: Pamela Anderson's Love, Pamela Part 1

26 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Merry Boxing Day one and all!We love you Pamela! LOVE, PAMELA!!Today we go through the first half of Pamela Anderson's beautiful, poetic memoir. We le...

My Secret Santa WATCHALONG

25 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this special Christmas watchalong, we are told the tale of a mother that will do anything for her daughter, who likes when there's a fresh sheet of...

Second Helpings - Fleshed Colored Baby Choir

19 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are back, and "Heated Rivalry" has Jackie drownin' in her own drool, but manages to save herself to tell t...

Holiday Train w/ Holden McNeely

18 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are reunited with Holden to talk about how that dirty fucking child from Christmas Shoes should learn to BATHE to s...

Second Helpings - Grizzled Half Alive Elder

12 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are back to talk more of this weeks goss'! Up top producer Adam, MJ and Jackie talk about the upcoming Bri...

Choco Taco Has Risen w/ Jake Young

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Page 7, MJ and Jackie are joined by Jake Young of Nerd of Mouth, as their talkin' the horrors of Christmas including Grýla, and her appe...

Second Helpings - Hockey, But Make It Gay

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are BAAACK, and start things off with DWTS, including the fact that it got sadly spoiled as they could not...

For Good and Blue Balls w/ Natalie Jean

04 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Jackie and MJ welcome LPN's Natalie Jean, to find out if that thangs green or not, as well as a good bit of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Para...

CelebReadies: Joan Rivers' Enter Talking & Still Talking

28 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's time to kick back with some turkey day leftovers!Joan Rivers, everyone. What a character. She's complicated. But this book is about the first sev...

Addams Family Values WATCHALONG

27 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

GOBBLE DAY HAS FINALLY ARRIVED! Don't forget to check out the annual Thanksgiving Day Parade Stream TODAY AT 5:30am PST/8:30am EST over on Holdenators...

Second Helpings - Melting and Weeping

21 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jackie and MJ are back again for another Second Helpings, and comin' out the GATE with DWTS because MJ's changed their stance on Dylan Efron (because ...

This is My Show w/ Henry Zebrowski

21 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Page 7 it's HENRY'S WORLD AND We're lucky to be livin' in it on this inaugural Thanksgiving episode filled with brotherboss butterfly kis...

Second Helpings - I Contain Multitudes

14 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are back and the thanksgiving puffs from Jackie's Snackies are a hit in the studio makin' Jackie wish she'...

When in Boat w/ Ed Larson

14 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Page 7, MJ and Jackie are joined by LPOTL, Brighter Side, and HGX2 host Ed Larson fresh from his Crimewave at Sea journey to goss' 'bout ...

Second Helpings - We're Still Cryin'

07 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are talkin' the NYC mayoral election, and the incredible New York Post cover that resulted from it, plus t...

Sucrose Ecstasy w/ Jake Young

06 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Jake Young of Nerd of Mouth, as MJ drops a Thanksgiving bombshell after 15 YEARS WITH JACKIE! Another...

Halloween Second Helpings

31 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are conjuring up the spirit of Halloweens past, including Jackie goin' to a really spooky haunt in an aban...

Why Won't You Die Already? w/ Holden McNeely

30 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined, once again by Holden McNeely to discuss Holden coming to terms with being a monster fucker, and spill t...

Second Helpings - Lookin' Like A Sex Robot

24 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are talkin' 'bout the death of the showmances from Wicked, including Cynthia and Ariana if the DWTS appear...

You're Gettin' Puck'd! w/ Kara Klenk

23 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by Cinnamon Spice Chai-ara Klenk to goss' 'bout how no one realized "Kiss of the Spiderwoman" was already out, and ...

Second Helpings - That's Trans Fats to the Max

17 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we got NO HOLDEN'S ALLOWED, so Jackie decides to come clean about LYING about HER FEELS regarding the new Taytay album to get some peace, bu...

We Call That Female Empowerment w/ Amber Nelson

16 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPN's Amber Nelson to discuss the important matter of where they fall on the Monster Fucker scale, and once agai...

Second Helpings - And I Took That Personally

10 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPN's own TAYporter, Holden McNeely, who despite the sheen of sweat across their head, remain wrapped in their T...

You've Licked it Cold, Now Sip it Warm w/ Natalie Jean

09 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by Natalie Jean-ZEBROWSKI to goss' 'bout Carmelita getting double skunk blasted, a MIRRORBALL of perspectives as ou...

Second Helpings - Everyone's Been Talkin' About Chunk

03 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week MJ and Jackie unleash on the world that THE LOVE HAS GONE with it comin' out that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's divorce is a lot more cont...

I Feel Nothing w/ Carolina Hidalgo

02 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Page 7 Jackie Zebrowski and Jackie Beautiful are joined by Carolina "Renegade Driver" Hidalgo of "No Dogs in Space"! Jackie graces our ea...

Second Helpings - Bone It Out!

26 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week MJ and Jackie are joined by producer Adams new pupperino, and despite his cuteness they still manage to bring you Second Helpin's! MJ thinks...

Massive Copyright Fraud w/ Jake Young

25 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Jake "Loves Bitches" Young of LPN's own Nerd of Mouth, to discuss how to get around needing a Disney+...

Second Helpings - The Gay's Gaze

19 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jackie and the covid stricken MJ are back with another helpin' of goss', and despite this week bein' hell and the suspension of Kimmel just bein' the ...

Public Show and Tell w/ Seena Ghaznavi

18 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Jackie and MJ greet guest Seena Ghaznavi with the well aged Johnny Burnett classic "You're Sixteen", Jackie spills her and Kara's plans to g...

Second Helpings - Sleepin' with Gleb

12 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are swappin' pet shop memories, Dancing with the Stars is here to save us with a bizarre new cast, and Jac...

Water Pork w/ Holden McNeely

11 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

HEAVY SPOILER ALERT for Netflix's "Unknown Number: The High School Catfish"@ 31:56 until 44:13This week Jackie and MJ are joined by Holden "2Fat4DaSli...

CelebReadies: Hilaria Baldwin's MANUEL NOT INCLUDED

05 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

IT IS FINALLY HERE!!!!This is a one and done, guys. Absolutely no need to spend more than one episode on this book. What can we say here that we haven...

Pitch Perfect WATCHALONG

04 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Page 7 Jackie and MJ are pitch-slappin' ya with a watchalong of the 2012 a-caward winning film "Pitch Perfect!"Want even more Page 7? Sup...

CelebReadies: Carrie Fisher's Wishful Drinking

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You guys, this is such a beautiful book! This is one we highly, highly recommend listening to and enjoying for yourself-- it's read by Fisher and it i...

REEEEEEWIIIIIND 1999

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're gonna party like it's 1999 and the world's about to end because of computers, or Jesus returnin', or SOMETHIN'! It's time to MAMBO NO. 5 through...

Second Helpings - Gucci, Gucci, Gucci, STARBUCKS

22 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are talkin' 'bout MJ's teaching past and the roasts dished out via children, Jackie and Geoff started "3...

Wine and Cigarette Time w/ Amber Nelson

21 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Amber Nelson of The Brighter Side, SPUN and HGX2 to goss' 'bout the various C words, Amber is lucky e...

Second Helpings - Deeply Humorless

15 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week's Second Helpings takes place on Jackie's birthday eve, but MJ helps to distract her from the birthday dread with talk of the twelve layer P...

Snuff Queen

14 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Page 7 MJ and Jackie start things off by wonderin' if Jimmy Buffett was singin' 'bout a snuff film star, with a song NOT dedicated to the...

Second Helpings - Look Down At The Poor People

08 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week the Jackie and MJ, who are NOT affiliated with the Daughters of the American Revolution, are back for some Second Helpings! Jackie gives an ...

I Think They're In Love w/ Julia Johns

07 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by friend and comedian Julia Johns as they confirm Sydney Sweeney is YUCK, and the Goopograhy book confi...

Second Helpings - A Woke Horse They're Gonna Ride On

01 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Our baddest B.I.T.C.H (Baby In Total Control of Herself) Jackie and her Special Little Boy MJ are back with Second Helpings, including remembering Hul...

Vagina Zebrowski w/ Kara Klenk

31 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Page 7 MJ and Jackie are once again joined by Kara Klenk as they get into the ins and outs of Summer camp, American Eagle wants everyone ...

Second Helpings - Fellat Me

25 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jackie and MJ are back for this week's Second Helpings! MJ talks about how they learned early that children's show lessons aren't based in reality, an...

Stay Mad w/ Holden McNeely

24 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Jackie is croonin' like Chris Martin, MJ is begging for some 'llatin and Holden returns! Oasis is performing together again (for now), we're...

Second Helpings - LampJ

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Page 7 is back this week with 100% more MJ, and he's got things to SAY!Jackie liked the new "Jurassic World" sans Chris Pratt soft reboot, Colin Jost ...

World of Mormies w/ Natalie Jean

17 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're hangin' up our 'NO BOYS ALLOWED' sign since MJ's trapped in the Realm of Shadow without internet, so Jackie is joined by LPN's Natalie...

Second Helpings - All Natural Takis

11 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Second Helpings MJ and Jackie recall the horrors of Jake's terrible snacks, the world of healthy faux snack foods, and then Meghan Markle...

Summer of Fun? w/ Carolina Hidalgo

11 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPN's own attempted hot dog eating champ Carolina Hidalgo as Jojo Siwa serenades P7 with Betty Davis Eyes and th...

Second Helpings - Humanity Was A Mistake

04 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Grab ya spoons, it's time to dig into this week on Second Helpings MJ and Jackie goss' 'bout the proper way to soak your potatoes for that 4th of July...

They Shot Orlando Bloom's Exwife Into Space w/ Jake Young

03 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone's favorite Not Like The Other Nerds-Nerd, Jake Young, is back again to delve into the HAWT GOSS' of the sunsetting of global capitalism a la ...

Second Helpings - We've Given Up On Gempsy

28 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Second Helpings MJ and Jackie goss' 'bout the wonderful world of Gaggleville welcoming a baby goose, Jackie gives her blessing uponst the...

Shark Facts w/ Ed Larson

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPOTL and Brighter Side's own Shark Factoid Finder Ed Larson, to launch Page 7's own (rouge) Shark Week!  Plus ...

Second Helpings - Here to Dry Things Up w/ Kara Klenk

20 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are joined by the one and only Kara Klenk to goss' 'bout the lack of new episodes of TLC's 'Polyfamily' TV...

It's Page Therapy This Week

19 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week MJ and Jackie are droppin' Page 7 SANS GUEST, because ain't NO ONE ELSE INVITED TO THIS BESTIE SLUMBA PARTAH!! MJ wanted to watch 'Baby Gir...

Second Helpings - It's All PR, Jackie

13 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Summer Time Sadness Jackie has started her solo journey into Love Island USA S7 a dawg in each hand, while MJ's havin' the exact opposite time and is ...

This Is Legal Advice w/ Seena Ghaznavi

12 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This weeks SLUMBA PARTAH is about to get LITIGIOUS as our FIRST TIME GUEST (and resident BOY OF SUMMA) Seena Ghaznavi is here to give you all the unso...

Second Helpings - I've Got Some Brain Problems

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for some more slippy sloppy Second Helpings as Large Adult Choir Member Jackie Zebrowski brings us up to date on any, and all, things happen...

Vow Renewal - It's Horrible. w/ Holden McNeely

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

UHOH! The Booger King is BACK and he has a VERY personal message; he heard each and every dirty little slander attack that Jake Young from 'Nerd Of Mo...

Second Helpings - The Curse of Living This Long

30 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Gather 'round the dinner table, it's time to slop-up some SECOND HELPINGS, including MJ's watchin' "Full House" with their TWO YUTES and how "A Very S...

Vow Renewal - Not Like the Other Nerds w/ Jake Young

29 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Holden might not be here in the flesh, but he's here in the SWEAT as LPN's anime kawaii desu uwu nerdy bestie drops by the sleepover for the...