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Episodes
Second Helpings - I Do, I DEFINITELY Know What You Did Last Summer
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ reminisce about the classic "Daddy's Deli", MJ has a brief "Who's the Bitch?" in regards to Hilaria Baldwi...
Vow Renewal - I'm The Holden Today w/ Natalie Jean
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week LPN's resident Big Sister Natalie Jean crashes the slumba parta to dish on what dance movies are and are NOT Real Dancer Approved, MJ is fee...
Vow Renewal - All Corgis Are Barkers w/ Holden McNeely
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Holden's back-back again, and he's thirsty for more LPN time as he and MJ try to keep Jackie sane after the very recent loss of her father, ...
Second Helpings - Singin' in the Rain WATCHALONG
09 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
May brings spring break showers for all your tap dancin' needs during Network Vacay!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Pod...
Vow Renewal - REEEEEEWIIIIIND 2002
08 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The networks on vacay, so that means it's time to grab your studded belt, oversized shorts, and sweatbands to dive into the post-911 world of the very...
Second Helpings - A Siwanator Was Born
02 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie wants to watch current TV, but she's trapped in the early 2000's Housewives reality and MJ really has no reason to exist now that 'The Baldwins...
Vow Renewal - Louisianacore w/ Amber Nelson
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPN's Louisiana Lovin' Amber Nelson to goss' 'bout the cheapest steak (and possibly worst bathroom) on Bourbon S...
Second Helpings - The High Holy Holidaze
25 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and MJ are back for this post Springsgiving Second Helpings! Talkin' 'bout "America's Psychic Challenge" and the beautifully tacky psychic and ...
Vow Renewal - The Trash In Space w/Ed Larson
24 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week MJ and Jackie are joined by Ham Daddy himself Ed Larson to discuss that hot goss', including Steven Tyler's daughter ratting him out when it...
Second Helpings - LEGALIZE ZOFRAN
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Second Helpings MJ fills Jackie in on how they have personally taken the Second Helpings lifestyle to heart, and Jackie is preppin' for t...
Vow Renewal - He's MY Queer Icon w/ Holden McNeely
17 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
LPN Funhouse's very own HIGH Chancellor, and resident Male Feminist, Holden McNeely crashes the SLUMBA PARTAH to goss' 'bout women goin' to space, J...
Second Helpings - Pepperoni Pearls
12 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
'Confidently Wrong' Jackie Zebrowski and MJ Knefel have now realized their mistake regarding The Hanks Children, but that ain't enough to make them wa...
Vow Renewal - Which Bitch Are You Gonna Taste? w/ Kara Klenk
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
UH-OH! This week's sleepover is about to get a LIL' BITCHY UP IN HERE as LPN's resident 'Bitch From Another W.I.T.C.H' Kara Klenk drops by to reminisc...
Second Helpings - Ringo Starr Chair Picture
04 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie's teeth Tony is a whistlin', parentfluencers are shillin' a 3 figure box that tells your kids a story without a screen (aka a RADIO), Chappell ...
Vow Renewal - Live in Fear w/ Natalie Jean
03 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week's slumba partah is being crashed by Page 7's big sister and resident DJ Tanner, Natalie Jean as we dive right into 'Hollywood Demons', '7th ...
Second Helpings - STAY PRAYED UP
28 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
GET UR BIBS ON AND GRAB A SPOON, Jackie and MJ are back to serve up some sloppy, slimy leftovers to (hopefully) satisfy all your quivering, begging ea...
Vow Renewal - Tom Kenny, Don't You Break My Heart w/ Travis Irvine
27 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by LPN's very own political papa Travis Irvine! MJ asks Travis how he deals with the politics right now ...
Second Helpings - The Horrors Don't Cease
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and MJ are back again for a Second Helpin'! This week, HILARIA berates her husband publicly in an attempt to be cute but definitely comes off p...
Vow Renewal - Allegedly Official w/ Henry Zebrowski
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Big Bro Henry is crashing the slumba par-tay this week as MJ and Jackie kick off the show with HILARIA verbally berating her man-child for speaking wh...
Second Helpings - Coffee And Bitch Session
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
MJ and Jackie are back and crankin' out new themes for Second Helpings! Rewatching the 'Step By Step' theme and reading 'The Baby-Sitters Club' to the...
Vow Renewal - Weird and Annoying w/ Marcus Parks
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Page 7 VR MJ and Jackie are reunited with the dulcet toned Marcus Parks, on the 15th(!!) anniversary of the network, to goss' 'bout his c...
Second Helpings - Live Más LIVE
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hopefully you didn't fill up at the Vow Renewal because it's time for a Second Helping! Jackie's Snackie's kicks off as Jackie makes the fabled trek b...
Vow Renewal - You Come For The Vibes!
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Page 7 VR, Jackie and MJ go on a Eras Tour through the past of Page 7 from the OG Marcus, Jackie, MJ lineup to the most recent hosts incl...
Ep. 571: We Just Got Slinged
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's Holden's last episode as co-host (for now) but he's still forcing his Taysession onto MJ and Jackie who are just doing their best to ignore an un...
Talkin' TV - Toes Are The Eyes Of The Feet
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Talkin' TV The Baldwins is unleashed on Max and everyone agrees it's everything wrong with reality tv (and that's really saying something...
Ep. 570: Tubqueso
21 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
MJ is the Lisa Barlow of P7 this week after losing iPads AND precious precious water bottle on a family trip! Get your time at the opera in because Th...
Talkin' TV - Goon Sesh Weekend
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Talkin' TV Holden's been goonin' classic dad movies in his loneliness, Jackie's been feelin' like the baby in Eraserhead as she cries to ...
Ep. 569: Fear and Loathing in Salt Lake City
13 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Page 7 WE'RE GOSSIN' 'BOUT THE ONLY REASON TO WATCH THE SUPER BOWL; THOSE SILLY COMMERCIALS! Jackie's obsessed with Seal the literal seal...
Talkin' TV - What Andy Cohen Does to Them
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Takin' TV Holden, MJ, and Jackie discuss the cast of non book reading SINNERS known as the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Jackie m...
Ep. 568: The Tortured Taylors Department
07 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Page 7 IT'S TIME TO GOSS' 'BOUT THE GRAMMY'S!! including Jackie (finally) having her Taywakening even if the only thing TSwift won that n...
Talkin' TV - Look at Me I Can't Walk!
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Talkin' TV Holden, MJ, and Jackie reflect on the social immaturity of the Real Housewives and get into the dark side of family vloggin' w...
Ep. 567: The Bimbos Under the Stage
30 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Page 7, Jackie gets introduced to Toonces, the Cat Who Could Drive a Car after unveiling her parody of "Baby Driver"(featuring a driving ...
Talkin' TV - I Like All Things Mormon
29 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Talkin' TV MJ is back and Jackie is demanding to see "Baby Girl", MJ finally saw "The Substance", and Holden is comin' for Jackie's insen...
Ep. 566: Go Suck On Some Soup
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Page 7 Jackie, MJ, and Holden the Slyc3r are feelin' the horrors of the world this week including the death of David Lynch. Twin Peaks ge...
Talkin' TV - I Don't Understand It, And I'll Never Like It
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week it's just Holden and Jackie, and they're both mourning the loss of David Lynch by viewing his filmic experiences, and both make plans to rev...
Ep. 565: My House Burned Down (While I Was At Joe Rogan)
17 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Page 7, Jackie is feelin' lucky despite the fires that rage around her, and Holden reminding her that no one has ever thought she was luc...
Talkin' TV - Doomsgay
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Page 7, Holden and Jackie give an update on what it's been like living in the fires as well as give MJ a rundown on Anora. Jackie avoided...
Ep. 564: Do You Know Who I Am?
09 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's Page 7, Jackie belts out her song she sings for Wendy, Holden is revealed to not know Carmy's full name, and is busy ordering a Taylor ...
Talkin' TV - Talkin' Books
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After this week's Songs in the Key of Z inspired opening (and closing), Holden, MJ and Jackie get into Holden's John Grisham-house childhood, and MJ a...
Our Little Secret WATCHALONG
02 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's a new year during this holidazzze break and a new resolution of not saying anything if you can't say anything nice, so here's a watchalong! Want...
The Muppet Christmas Carol WATCHALONG
26 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Don't have any plans for When Christmas Is Gone? WELL HO HO HO YOU ARE IN LUCK! GET READY TO RELIVE ALL THAT HOLIDAY CHEER WITH THE ANUUAL PAGE 7 MUPP...
Ep. 563: Merry Jizzmas!
20 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to break out those Christmas Shoes! This week on Page 7 the holiday season is fully upon us, as Jackie just finished her Christmas with Lind...
Talkin' TV - IT'S A WIG.
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Talkin' TV Holden's limpin' across the finish line, with the help of House of Villains, Jackie makes her case for New York being the best...
Ep. 562: I Saw Daddy Get Cucked By Santa
12 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Page 7 Jackie's gossin' with Holden and MJ about the showstopping lyrical genius of I Saw Mommy Kissing Beetlejuice, and brings up their ...
Talkin' TV - New Lindsay Lohan Christmas Movie
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Holden is strugglin' to feel the spirit of the season and Jackie and MJ give their review of Sabrina Carpenter's new Netflix Christmas speci...
Ep. 561: Hey, I'm Holden Space Over Here
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Page 7 it's Jackie's time to shine, despite Holden's efforts, MJ and Jackie call Holden out for sending Lexi out on black Friday, and Jac...
Talkin' TV - There's No Empowerment Happening
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Talkin' TV Holden is HOLDIN' SPACE for 'Let It Go' as it speaks to him more than WICKED and the evil Ariana ever could, even tho he did...
Hot Frosty WATCHALONG
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The Empress of Thanksgiving has decreed it's time to get sloppy with Hot Frosty! HAPPY TURKEY DAY Y'ALL! GOBBLEGOBBLE! Don't forget...
Ep. 560: Escapesgiving
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Page 7, MJ confirms to King Lord Holden and Jackie that Golden Bachelorette always opens on sad weeping men, Jackie thanks those who reco...
Talkin' TV - I Want To Believe
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Talkin' TV "Golden Bachelorette" is wrapping up, much like the lives of the sadness goblins on the show BUT WILL WE GET THE TELEVIZED WED...
Ep. 559: Talk About A Furious Nut
15 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Jackie lets MJ and Holden know no one can break her stride, despite the fact that People Magazine thinks it's 2007 by making John Krasinski ...
Talkin' TV - One Little Insider Trade, Ya Know
14 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This Week on Talkin' TV, Jackie and MJ almost derail everything by tryin' to talk books, including the book on which Six Schizophrenic Brothers was ba...
Ep. 558: Baby Come Suck Me
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Page 7 Holden, Jackie, and MJ discuss Jackie gettin' eyeboned by an Uber driver blasting "Wasn't Me" while in Vegas, where she saw the ma...
Talkin' TV - Keep Crying
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Once again MJ, Jackie, and Holden unite in despair as the energy vampire created sadness experiment known as Golden Bachelorette opens up this weeks e...
Ep. 557: Season Of The Witch
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Page 7 Jackie's beltin' to MJ and Holden the totally not dated Destiny Child's song "Bug a Boo" that's been stuck in their head, Holden w...
Talkin' TV - I Just Listen To Metal and Sing Rectangular
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Talkin' TV Jackie kicks things off with some terrifying tales of the grave from Golden Bachelorette, while Holden comes with a plan to cu...
Ep. 556: Lean Into The Slime
24 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Page 7 we're talkin' 'bout Diddy and JLo havin' people believing in the illuminati as MJ and Holden feel bad for ol' Jenny from the Block...
Talkin' TV - Do You Wanna Talk About the Darkness?
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Talkin' TV, Jackie once again opens the tome of sorrow known as the Golden Bachelorette and it continues to unleash a stream of depressio...
Ep. 555: The MomTok Project
17 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Page 7 Holden wants to watch an ape give cunnilingus to another ape (who doesn't tbh), Jackie's feelin' herself to Ashnikko, and thankful...
Talkin' TV - I Love To Be Sad
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Talkin' TV things are gettin' spOoOooOooky and sad as they talk more 31 fer 31 that includes a gush from Jackie about the Terrifier trilo...
Ep. 554: NO SMILING, PAGE 7
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Jackie, Holden, and MJ are gettin' weird and wooly in here as they're talking about the slog disaster that is Joker 2, Ina Garten not tellin...
Talkin' TV - Everyone In My Life Died
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Talkin' TV Holden Jackie and MJ got some 31 fer 31 talk, the fallout from the new Menendez Brothers show from Ryan Murphy, the new Sale...
Ep. 553: The Lady in the Van
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Holden, Jackie, and MJ are all mourning in one way or another, be it the loss of Kris Kristofferson, Dame Margaret Natalie Smith, or witness...
Talkin' TV - Get Spooky
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Talkin' TV Holden, Jackie, and MJ get into the gut-wrenching yet hilarious road trip captured in Will and Harper, causing everyone to ref...
Ep. 552: Moo Deng, I Love You
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Jackie, MJ and Holden the Unfeeling are talkin' Moo Deng, Oliva Nuzzi gettin' saucy over text with the worm colony that currently inhabits w...
Talkin' TV - Sister Wife
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this weeks Talkin' TV Holden's feeling the spOoOoky season with Lisa Frankenstein and Jackie conjures up her horniness for Aubrey Plaza and Kathryn...
Ep. 551: A Peter Gabriel Pleasure
19 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Holden, MJ and Jackie are talkin' 'bout two famous songs that are both about Rosana Arquette, Dave Grohl keeps havin' more and more confessi...
Talkin' TV - Sinners and Saints
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Talkin' TV Holden, MJ, and Jackie talk bout an alternative future where Russia won the space Race in For All Mankind, Jackie is feelin' S...
Ep. 550: Report My Instagram
12 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Crypto Lord, MJ and Jackie are back and Bad Bitch Academy is in session! Paris Hilton channels her inner JoJo demon and announces she's goin...
Talkin' TV - Mormons Are Endlessly Fascinating
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Holden, Jackie and MJ are finally healed of their Chimp Crazyness as Tonia Haddix and Tonka's insane journey ends, Hulu's "Secret Lives of M...
The Greatest Love Story Never Told WATCHALONG
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's summer break at LPN, so what better time to watch a marriage burn out by watching The Greatest Love Story Never Told! Want even more Page 7? Sup...
WHERE'S THE BEACH?
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Page 7, it's SUMMA VACAY! Join Jackie, Holden and MJ as they read YOUR Where's the Beach?! moments while the LPN crew is out creating the...
Ep. 549: While You Were Sleepless in Seattle
22 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this Page 7 Holden, MJ, and Jackie, joined by a surprise spider guest host goss' 'bout the "bumpy" PR crisis Blake Lively is currently trapped with...
Talkin' TV - Dolly Parton of Chimps
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Holden, MJ, and Jackie are goin' CHIMP CRAZY for Director Eric Goode's newest project on Tonia Haddix, MJ is still travelin' and seeing fami...
Ep. 548: We Didn't Do A Jackie Birthday Episode
15 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Holden, MJ and Jackie are gossin' 'bout the Raygun and all the Breakin' drama while NOT celebrating turning 37, Hawk Tuh girl has own comedy...
Talkin' TV - I Like Boring
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Holden, Jackie and MJ (broadcasting live from a cabin in the woods) are gossin' 'bout the dark new season of Unsolved Mysteries leading MJ t...
Ep. 547: Punk Rock, Baby!
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Holden, Jackie and MJ are gossin' 'bout being here.... now.... and forever, the new SAAAAUCY Billie and Charli XCX single, shouts to Chappel...
Talkin' TV - Religion is a Spectrum
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Jackie, MJ and Holden are gossin' 'bout Garfield and the bottom feeder known as Heathcliff, video essays, the newest season on Unsolved Myst...
Ep. 546: Olympics Are So Not Brat
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Jackie and MJ are all about the US Women's Olympic Gymnastic team, while Holden declares himself an ally of the Glorious People's Republic a...
Talkin' TV - Hostile Refusal
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Jackie, MJ and Holden kick it off with Olympics talk including Simone Biles triumphant return to the Olympic stadium and her doc Simone Bile...
Ep. 545: BRISKET DID NOTHING WRONG
25 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Holden, MJ and Jackie goss' 'bout the goings on in Katy Perry's War Room, Kamala being declared "brat" by Charli XCX herself, MJ calls to mo...
Talkin' TV - IT'S TWINS
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Jackie, MJ and Holden come out swangin' with Twisters! Then its off to HOLDEN'S MOVIE CORNER for Iron Claw, Late Night with the Devil, and L...
Ep. 544: Beep Beep Bitch
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Jackie, Holden and MJ, after being serenaded by Ingrid Andress goss' 'bout what its like to live in a "Womans World™" while dissecting the...
Talkin' TV - Terrorizing the World With His Nut
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Jackie, MJ, and Holden are all hidin' from the sun with this heatwave so they start things off by talkin' 'bout the racist weirdo who wants ...
Ep. 543: Hot Dog Energy
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Jackie, MJ and Holden brace for the dawn of a new era of feminism as Katy Perry prepares to unleash Woman's World, JoJo Siwa switches it up ...
Talkin' TV - Summerween
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week's Jackie, Holden and MJ are gossin' 'bout the bizarre face surgery joke filled "A Family Affair", Jackie slammed that close button on Hate t...
Ep. 542: A Manic July 4th
04 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Holden, Jackie and MJ repel the evile spirit of Katy Perry by using her wicked tomes against her, and goss' 'bout brat girl/rat boy summer c...
Talkin' TV - Send In the MILFs
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Holden MJ and Jackie are gossin' 'bout the highly dramatically produced Six Schizophrenic Brothers, Jackie gets real sad with I Am: Celine D...
Ep. 541: It's Giving Reanimated Corpse
27 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Holden, MJ and Jackie goss' 'bout how the Town shall never be as Crazy as it used to be with the loss of Shifty Shellshock, The Bear Season ...
Talkin' TV - Beady Little Eyes
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week MJ, Jackie and Holden are gossin' 'bout the ridiculous ending of Perfect Match (including some first hand experience from Stalker Jackie as ...
Ep. 540: The Culture of the Rat
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Holden, Jackie and MJ goss' 'bout the ever impending invasion from the kingdom of the Rat Men, TSwift possibly continuing to make sure Charl...
Talkin' TV - Where Do Broken Hearts Go
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Jackie, MJ, and Holden are talkin' bout the leather undie butt bitin' gloryhole fest that was this week's Milf Manor, Holden is freaked out ...
Ep. 539: Rat Boy Summer
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week MJ, Holden and Jackie, who's comin in with that Mom Who Smoked Weed Energy are gossin' bout Chappell Roan, the name of the fat Chipmunk, Nic...
Talkin' TV - I Like Bad Television
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Holden, Jackie, and MJ dive face first into the crotch watermelon that is MILF Manor, HBO's Ren Faire got MJ to watch Darkon and see what LA...
Ep. 538: Ja Only Live Once!
06 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Jackie, MJ and Holden goss like it's 2013 with the Call Me Maybe memes, Miley Cyrus throwing on heels to hit the gym, JLO bets on it...and i...
Talkin' TV - MILF Despair
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Jackie, MJ and Holden talk board games, someone's sprung a leak on MILF Manor, New York continues rippin' it up on House of Villains, Netfli...
Ep. 537: That's My Roman Empire
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Holden, MJ and Jackie are gossin' 'bout Fae-Jackie hitting up the ACOTAR themed Velaris Starfall Ball, talks about public proposals and Hold...
Talkin' TV - Talkin' Internet
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Talkin' TV Jackie serenade us in a beautiful theme song solo, MJ is enthralled by the early aught internet safety, Holden has fully embra...
Ep. 536: She Needs More Trauma
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Holden, Jackie, and MJ (as well as the Zoom AI overlord), debate the quality of the musical Annie, public opinion of JLO continues to plumme...
Talkin' TV - The Father and Son That Cucks Together
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Talkin' TV Jackie, Holden, and MJ kick it off with some MILF Manor chat, rewatching I Love New York has Holden wonderin' if House of Vill...