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Ep. 535: Sorry Girl, But I Think You're Kissing A Corpse

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jackie and Holden regaled MJ with tale of how they gluttonized themselves with a slice of deep fried cheese crusted Midwest America at the LA County F...

Talkin' TV - Major Divorced Dad

15 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week MJ, Jackie and Holden discuss the... unique looks of every MILF of the Manor, the Circle ending left LOTS to be desired, Holden's been on a ...

Ep. 534: BEEF CHECK

09 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Jackie is fresh from Naw'leans, Holden is checkin' out REAL NON ANIMATED CHUNKS and MJ is asking who's Team Drake?? In this BEEF filled P7 w...

Talkin' TV - This is The Boomer Hour

08 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Holden, MJ and Jackie discuss their disappointment with the AI reveal on The Circle, then abandon all hope as they enter the MILF Manor (sea...

Crossroads WATCHALONG

02 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's Spring Break at LPN and what better time to embark on a road trip with the gang! Trigger Warning: rape and pregnancy loss Want even more Page 7...

Ep. 533: Jock Jamz

25 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Holden and Jackie, playing the party of the Tay in the Middle are joined by 6x Phish experiencer Ed Larson (of The Brighter Side and LPOTL)...

Talkin' TV - The Tortured Lovers Poets Department

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Holden scuttles up some spaget and BLOCKS MJ ALL FOR THE CIRCLE (JK they'll be back next week) while Jackie preps herself for the horrors of...

Ep. 532: I Am Hard and I Am Ashamed

19 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Holden, Jackie and Big Earl are gossin' about it bein' T Swift release week, complete with a 4/19 Taylor Swift album release stream, PLUS IS...

Talkin' TV - THERE'S A GHOST IN THE HOUSE

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Holden, MJ and Jackie marvel at their singing being able to be pieced together by their vv cool producer. Holden gears up for The Circle whi...

Ep. 531: We Can All Be Fun Lesbians Together

11 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week MJ, Jackie and Holden dawn their best bootleg KISS makeup to start their bad girl era as JoJo Siwa tries to reinvent herself much to all our...

Talkin' TV - Bitch of the Week

10 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

TALKIN' TV IS BACK (WITH BONUS MJ) AND RELEASED FROM IT'S PATREON SHACKLES! Physical 100 - NetflixMean Girl Murders - NetflixQuiet on the Set - MaxTh...

Ep. 530: We Have Risen Today, Y'all

04 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Jackie's Jolene just wants cookies, Mr. WHITE CISHET MAN himself Holden's terrified of a specificly BUZZy set of fans and MJ's entered a new...

Ep. 529: It's Backwards Week

28 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Jackie, Holden, and MJ are feelin' DYNAMITE despite a DARK NEWS WEEK complete with the Kate Middleton mystery ending with a Royal cancer ann...

Ep. 528: Goonin' Makes Him Feel Good

21 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Jackie's Hemorrhaging and passin' it on to Holden and MJ as they goss 'bout the name of Spring Thanksgiving, the drama currently going on wi...

Ep. 527: Holden Is Missing

14 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Holden (who is not missing), Jackie and MJ get deep(er) into the Kate Middleton photo conspiracy for the first 20 minutes or so before it's ...

Ep. 526: Heirs & Spares

07 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on a very special Page 7 Holden, MJ and Jackie crack open the UK government's plan to keep whatever's happening with the Royal Family from t...

Ep. 525: That's Gen X for Ya, Baby

29 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Jackie, MJ, and what appears to be Pedro Pascal goss' 'bout Beyoncé getting accused of lifting the Franklin theme song for "TEXAS HOLD 'EM"...

Ep. 524: He Did This for SPAWN!?

22 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout This Is Me... Now: A Love Story, Jackie refers to Affleck's mighty Phoenix as a mere bird, Mariah Carey appears on a rem...

Ep. 523: I Love Thy Neighbor, Skeet Skeet

15 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Page 7 we're gossin' 'bout ALL THINGS SUPER BOWL! Jackie unlocks the ancient wisdom of Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz and finally understan...

Ep. 522: Please Put Me in the Goo

08 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout THE GRAMMYS DOIN' A GREAT JOB! MJ's in a Tracy Chapman hole after Tracy Chapman killed it live, congrats Miley Cyrus on ...

Ep. 521: Can I Show You My Gape?

01 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout the fact that Jackie H A T E S that she's talking to MJ "Literature Person" Knefel and Holden "Football Man" McNeely ins...

Ep. 520: Pauly Shore's Maestro

25 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week it's time for Oscar nom talk! Holden's excited for everything everyone hates, Rob Lowe did a Rob Lowe, WHERE IS THE CRISS ANGEL BIOPIC?!, Mo...

Ep. 519: SWINGBAITERS

18 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Hard Clappin' Holden is joined by Jackie and MJ as they discuss Holden's future downfall at the hands of nearby burgers, You Are What You Ea...

Ep. 518: The 'Thank You Bitches' Award

11 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

WE'RE BACK BABY!!! Jackie finally got her WISH, MJ went outside of the house 2 times this weekend! (GETTIN' OUT 2024) and Holden's embracing his bourb...

Talkin' New Years

04 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's the New Year and Holden, MJ, and Jackie are channeling the spirits of New Years past this week as they talk about some of their favorite holiday ...

Best. Christmas. Ever! WATCHALONG

28 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

IT'S THE HOLIDAYS and Page 7 hopes everyone had a Merry Christmas and wishes a Happy Monkey Bob to All with this Best. Christmas. Ever! watchalong!  ...

Ep. 517: I'm Dead In Porn Years

21 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jackie's kicking off sexy Christmas with a seductive rendition of I Think Ya Might Like It, MJ's having responsible adult Christmas BLAH, and Holden's...

Ep. 516: Sad Boy Christmas

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this weeks Page 7 Jackie is havin' SEXY CHRISTMAS in swishy ski suits and fake fur, Holden's having a true blue teenage sad boi Christmas and MJ is...

Ep. 515: WWE But With Kissing

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this weeks Page 7 Jackie and MJ are burstin' with the spirit, but Holden's found his own personal hero AND enemy as Rocking Around the Christmas Tr...

Ep. 514: ALWAYS BE SCARED.

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

IT'S THE HOLLYDAAAAZE AND HOLDEN RUINED JACKIE'S THANKSGIVING! but the stream definitely made up for it! MJ confronts Jackie and Holden on their Josh ...

Saving Christmas WATCHALONG

23 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Enter your post-turkey coma with the help of Kirk Cameron's cinematic masterpiece, Saving Christmas! HAPPY THANKSGIVING Y'ALL! GOBBLEGOBBLE! Don't fo...

Ep. 513: Rubik's Cube Talk > Tay Tay

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Tay updates lyrics for Travis Kelce, CUBE TALK, Jackie and MJ plan to Save Christmas for Thanksgiving, but not before Jackie stakes her clai...

Ep. 512: It's The goop Guide Episode!

10 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we got Vegas Jackie HAWT OFF THE ROAD, Holden can't stop thinkin' 'bout them faceless penises on TV, and MJ has a SHOCKING REVEAL regarding ...

Ep. 511: Spooky Lasagna

03 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Jackie uncovers some of her monsterfuckery backstory, Paranormal Activity leaves MJ's home in a state of eternal light and Holden keeps on K...

Ep. 510: The Witching Hour

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Holden is STILL CUBIN', Jackie's dodgin' knives and takin' a dive into The Woman in Me, and MJ IS NOT LATE-30's HOLDEN!, plus the SAG AFTRA ...

Ep. 509: What Does GUNT mean?

19 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Holden's got Swift Fever, Jackie's got a REAL fever and MJ is living vicariously through them both while gossin' 'bout the generational divi...

Ep. 508: The Gimp Masks and The Jheri Curl Wigs

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on MJ, Holden and Jackie are fresh from tour and ready to goss' 'bout if the world is ready for MFin' COWBOY CROCS, Holden reveals his theor...

REEEEEEWIIIIIND 2005

05 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jackie, Holden, and MJ dawn their ceremonial Juicy Couture tracksuits and get ready to relive the dawn of love with Kfed and Brit as well as the death...

Ep. 507: Give Me More Pitbull

28 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on MJ, Holden and Jackie are backie and we're beggin' for some Pitbull as Usher is announced to headline the Super Bowl halftime show, erryo...

Ep. 506: Austin Powers Fever is Here to Stay

21 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Jackie, MJ, and Holden are still sweatin' out that Austin Powers Fever but that ain't gonna stop them from gossin' 'bout catchin' hands from...

REEEEEEWIIIIIND 2011

14 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Jackie, MJ, and Holden as they Party Rock their way through this 2011 REREREREWIIIIIIIIIIIIND filled with tales of when air conditioners and cabl...

Ep. 505: The Crucifixion of Holden Episode

07 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Page 7 is back from vaca and while Holden isn't blastin' liquid brown we're gossin' bout the passing of Jimmy Buffet AND Steve from Smash Mouth, Jacki...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 137: This Very Special Episode of Riverdale Watchalong Roundup

06 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

GRAB. YOUR. TISSUES. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Pat...

Austin Powers WATCHALONG

31 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Holden, Jackie, and MJ as they get GROOVY BABY! for an Austin Powers WATCHALOOOOONG. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates ...

REEEEEEWIIIIIND 1995

24 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're headin' to 1995 a time long ago when POGS roamed freely across the golden plains, Holden was in Middle School realizing life was nothing but pai...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 136: Riverdale, WTF

19 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

AS WE GO ON, WE REMEMBERALL THE TIMES WE HAD TOGETHERand one of those times will be August 30th on Ohnoitsjackie's Twitch at 5pm PST/8pm EST as we all...

Ep. 504: SHE Has Risen

17 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Holden and MJ learn IT'S JACKIE'S PARTY AND SHE CAN DIVE INTO THE LYRICS OF IT'S MY PARTY IF SHE WANTS TOO, MJ notices a lack of cat fights ...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 135: Ah, Riverdale, Ya Got Me Again

12 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Somebody set up us the bomb. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on...

Ep. 503: Watchin' Ordinary People on a Summer Night

10 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

JACKIE'S BAAACKIE and this week we learn Crocs are not get your ass beat shoes, Jackie demands to know how much she was missed, Geoff and Jackie sat d...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 133 & 134: Stop The Film, That's My Sister!

05 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

MORE BI-CURIOUS BOIS Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Pat...

Ep. 502: For Whom The Jackie Tolls

04 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FOR WHOM THE JACKIE TOLLS, IT TOLLS FOR HOLDEN AND MJ and we're gossin' 'bout Cardi B pelting people with her mic, Beyonce's Momonce is gettin' a Divo...

Ep. 501: Horny in the City

27 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout Jackie getting to see the new Barbie movie and Holden is a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World who is NOT excited to see 3 hou...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 132: It's Not Darkness, It's Just Horniess

22 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Riverdale is for fathers. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on ou...

Ep. 500: No one cares.

21 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKK!!! This week we're gossin' 'bout a Twister sequel comin' in 2024 and how they should have hired JACKIE TWISTERFUCKER ZEBR...

American Pie WATCH-ALONG

13 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jackie, Holden, and MJ are BACK with a watch-along that feels like WARM APPLE PIE! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and lin...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 131: They've Made the Entire Universe Gay

08 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

"MAKE 'EM ALL GAY, PLEASE" Jackie shouts into the unforgiving Archie-verse! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to t...

Ep. 499: Sequins On The Corpse Bag

07 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout how absolutely fucking atrocious 'The Idol' is, Jackie has her ARMS WIDE OOOOPEN, Colleen Ballinger's Ukulele KFC Double...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 130: You're The Red Menace

30 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

As always we're left wondering, was that a choice or an accident? Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at ...

Ep. 498: He's Dim and He's Mid

29 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout Yacht Rockin' sans Yacht, 'The Idol' heading off to an early grave, Zendaya's new ball smackin' movie, HILARIA continues...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 129: Shame With My Own Heteronormativity

26 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

KISSIN' Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and...

Ep. 497: These Fuckin' Jibbitz

22 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout the dangers(?) of margaritas, Holden processes the downgrading of his Eras experience, MJ sings the praises of the all i...

Ep. 496: Nü-Metal Has Problems Too

15 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Jackie and her Lil Prisoners are gossin' 'bout the 2003 Limp Bizkit rendition of "Behind Blue Eyes", Max's "The Idol" making the intimacy co...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 128: But That IS A CoinciPink

10 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

WHY'S THERE GOTTA BE ALL THIS MILK? Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Suppor...

Ep. 495: The Scatting of Kim Cattrall

08 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout Tay finally kickin' Matty to the curb, Shiny Happy People reminding us that TLC execs are NOT good people, Kim Cattrall ...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 127: Did Ya Know He Was A COMMIE?

03 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It really does always come back to Mormon. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com ...

Ep. 494: The Serbian Film of Comedies

02 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's UnHiNgEd EpISoDe!!!!!! we're gossin' 'bout Lizzo's incredible tribute to the late, great Swiss musician Tina Turner, how Holden cannot ...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 126: We Really Are In It Together

27 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This one's for you Elizabeth! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us o...

Ep. 493: Let Utah Cum

25 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile being no more thanks to wOKE PC CULTURE!!!!!!, Candace Cameron Bure says she's not a burger...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 125: Doesn't That Sound Like A Jackieism?

19 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Here's hoping the Riverdale writers enjoy this week's episode! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at las...

Ep. 492: Generational Nut

18 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout dusty, old, ancient 79-year-old Robert De Niro welcoming his 7th child into the world (hopefully his open gender discrim...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 124: Give Kevin His Time

16 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

KEVIN DESERVES HAPPINESS Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our...

REEEEEEWIIIIIND 2013

11 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're rewindin' back to 2013, the year Henry took over Holden's birthday and forced Jackie to watch a sea otter mating ritual, with their mo...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 122 & 123: Archie's Penis is Going to Fall Off

06 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is Jackie's chance to remind everyone she was a Literature AND Theatre Major! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates...

Ep. 491: We Wanna Say Thank You, Holden

04 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're missin' everyone's favorite Swiftie, but Jackie's Backie from her FuckieMoon and ready to CLUCKCLUCKCLUCK 'bout Met Gala DRAAAAMAAAAA ...

High School Musical 3 WATCHALONG

27 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Holden, Jackie, and MJ as they head back into the HSMU and get ready to graduate with a HSM 3 WATCHALOOOOONG. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser ...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 121: War Profiteering with Maple Syrup

22 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Geoff is the hero of Riverdale Roundup. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Su...

Ep. 490: Blow Up The Moon

20 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout all that Coachella draaaama including Frank Ocean's vibeless performance and Blink-182 missing the prime opportunity to ...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 120: Don't Talk About Riverdale

14 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This season just keeps getting gayer and gayer! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podca...

Ep. 489: Love Is Dead

13 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout Love BEING DEAD since Taytay and Joejoe broke UP, a Compliment Sandwich of an April Reals Day this April 19th over on Ho...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 119: I Think I Like It

11 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

sock hopnounINFORMAL•NORTH AMERICANnoun: sock hop; plural noun: sock hopsa dance for young teenagers at which they may dance in stocking feet. Supp...

Ep. 488: Ralph the Slumlord Turtle

06 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout if we had a turtle we wanted to kiss, which TMNT we could fix, and which is a SNOREGASM, SUMMER TOUR DATES DROPPIN' THE ...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 118: Welcome Back Riverdale

01 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Riverdale is back baby! Get yourself ready for some insane and downright questionable plotlines, and MJ creates a potential future of having to releas...

Ep. 487: Wynnie's World

30 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout a pirates life not being okay for Jackie, the status of a certain Floridian Juggalo, Goop testifying at the ski accident...

Ep. 486: Go Find Some Joy, Will Ya?

24 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout Swift City takin' over EVERYTHING (EVEN THIS PODCAST), the verbal abuse faced when being A Dan Man, NEW DATES COMIN' SOO...

Ep. 485: Nothing But Covid

16 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout whether or not Holden is a NEW PARENT, the endless torture of jury duty, that southern drawl-filled Murdaugh trial, how ...

Ep. 484: Gerard Way's Ladder

09 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout the rolling blackouts in Jackie's neighborhood that surely are the signal of the end,  Holden shares his favorite bad d...

Ep. 483: Death By A Thousand MILFs

03 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout how filled with hate Jackie is, MJ learning how to get along with the "cool parents", the return of RIVERDALE, Holden de...

Ep. 482: Call Me Gronkie

24 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout memories of sketches gone by, Harry Styles taking a BIG SIIIIP out of a shoe, the Barney redesign NOT BEING SEXY ENOUGH,...

Ep. 481: Nazi's Are Bad, Dude

17 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout Rihanna and her extra cargo at the Super Bowl Halftime Show and how Holden could have made it better, Holden's rules for...

Ep. 480: The Devil's Work

10 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout how hard we throb for Dennis Quaid, movies that animals WERE harmed during the production of, the horrors of Prancer, Sa...

Ep. 479: [email protected]

02 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout how Jackie can buy HERSELF flowers, a false conspiracy right off the bat, more news from thy Manor of MILF, the possibil...

Ep. 478: DILFS Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives

27 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout the terrors found in MILF Manor, una actualización de HILARIA, more fallout from the Rust shooting, the Poopsie Slime S...

Ep. 477: This Is Our Hangover Episode

19 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' while PHYSICALLY IN A ROOM TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEEEARS, we're all here to help Jackie with her PROOOBLEMS, turning ...

Ep. 476: HEY HILLARY

12 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout how far into Rachael Raydom is too far, The Sims of Our Lives, how to bang a mermaid, A NEW LPN SHOW, a fresh batch of r...

Ep. 475: There's So Many Bucket Hats, Y'all

06 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Holden and MJ are joined by Bucket Hat Jak to ring in the New Year, discuss the wonders to be seen in the side effects of experimental covid medicatio...

Meowy Catsmas II: Lost In New York

22 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's that time of year once more as we revisit our favorite episode, meow meow meow. Happy Holidays! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on T...

Ep. 474: We're Making Hot Dog Chains For the Christmas Tree

15 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout OG Papa Z's sicc ass bars, the blessed few who consume the weekend party pack of cigarettes without crippling addiction,...

REEEEEEWIIIIIND 2003

08 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're rewindin' back to 2003 when Holden didn't have a TV, Jackie just kept gettin' cooler, and MJ remembers life before The Postal Service....

Ep. 473: 'Tis the Damn Season

01 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout the CSCU (Christmas Shoes Cinematic Universe), the many ways Elizabeth Chan can go to Hell, the upcoming Miley and Dolly...

Falling for Christmas WATCHALONG

24 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Give up with us on Falling for Christmas! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com ...