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Ep. 483: Death By A Thousand MILFs

03 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout how filled with hate Jackie is, MJ learning how to get along with the "cool parents", the return of RIVERDALE, Holden de...

Ep. 482: Call Me Gronkie

24 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout memories of sketches gone by, Harry Styles taking a BIG SIIIIP out of a shoe, the Barney redesign NOT BEING SEXY ENOUGH,...

Ep. 481: Nazi's Are Bad, Dude

17 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout Rihanna and her extra cargo at the Super Bowl Halftime Show and how Holden could have made it better, Holden's rules for...

Ep. 480: The Devil's Work

10 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout how hard we throb for Dennis Quaid, movies that animals WERE harmed during the production of, the horrors of Prancer, Sa...

Ep. 479: [email protected]

02 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout how Jackie can buy HERSELF flowers, a false conspiracy right off the bat, more news from thy Manor of MILF, the possibil...

Ep. 478: DILFS Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives

27 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout the terrors found in MILF Manor, una actualización de HILARIA, more fallout from the Rust shooting, the Poopsie Slime S...

Ep. 477: This Is Our Hangover Episode

19 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' while PHYSICALLY IN A ROOM TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEEEARS, we're all here to help Jackie with her PROOOBLEMS, turning ...

Ep. 476: HEY HILLARY

12 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout how far into Rachael Raydom is too far, The Sims of Our Lives, how to bang a mermaid, A NEW LPN SHOW, a fresh batch of r...

Ep. 475: There's So Many Bucket Hats, Y'all

06 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Holden and MJ are joined by Bucket Hat Jak to ring in the New Year, discuss the wonders to be seen in the side effects of experimental covid medicatio...

Meowy Catsmas II: Lost In New York

22 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's that time of year once more as we revisit our favorite episode, meow meow meow. Happy Holidays! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on T...

Ep. 474: We're Making Hot Dog Chains For the Christmas Tree

15 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout OG Papa Z's sicc ass bars, the blessed few who consume the weekend party pack of cigarettes without crippling addiction,...

REEEEEEWIIIIIND 2003

08 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're rewindin' back to 2003 when Holden didn't have a TV, Jackie just kept gettin' cooler, and MJ remembers life before The Postal Service....

Ep. 473: 'Tis the Damn Season

01 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout the CSCU (Christmas Shoes Cinematic Universe), the many ways Elizabeth Chan can go to Hell, the upcoming Miley and Dolly...

Falling for Christmas WATCHALONG

24 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Give up with us on Falling for Christmas! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com ...

Ep. 472: Chicken of Distain

17 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout how to survive in Florida, Holden trying to get T Swift tix, Thanksgivin', BOSTON, the Cha Cha Slide, Tom Cruises son ge...

Ep. 471: Meesa Got A Hole I Need Plugging

11 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're joined by Jake Young (Wizard and the Bruiser, PuppetJared) and we're gossin' 'bout the finer points of Mr. Peanut, T H I C C Thor, the...

High School Musical 2 WATCHALONG

03 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Holden, Jackie, and MJ head BACK to East High School to enter the HSMU this week with a very special watchalong of the 2007 classic(?) High School Mus...

Ep. 470: And Apparently That IS Sexual Harassment

28 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout DA TOUR, the upcumin' High School Musical 2 watch-along, the spiritual warfare enacted on Holden, Ace Ventura AND The Cr...

Ep. 469: I'M BEING SHADOW BANNED

20 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout Butterfly Kisses, the High School Musical Multiverse, She-Hulk, Criss Angel's Magic With the Stars, James Corden being a...

Ep. 468: We Love You, Snake Island

14 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout the TOOOOOUR, Holden's Goop list, Snake Island, Fat Bear Week, The Great British Bake Off gets dark, Gisele Bündchen pr...

Ep. 467: More Like The WHY GUYS

06 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout classic Halloween movies, The Red Ribbon, weird online racists suddenly caring about James Madison's crystal flute, Kell...

Ep. 466: Did You Kill My Cat for Attention, Jackie?

30 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout creams, the Sims of Our Lives, a Riverdale actor who killed his mother, Mariah Carey's grunge album, the Bridgerton musi...

Ep. 465: Anal Bead Supercomputer

23 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout what NOT to name your baby after, a jaw-dropping tale of Zac Efron and a granite fountain, Mexican Pizza: the Musical, a...

Ep. 464: I'm Sorry I Talked About Queen Elizabeth's Clitoral Stimulation

15 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout corn, the death of The Queen, the restoration of The Muppet Christmas Carol, the Little Mermaid remake casting showing r...

Ep. 463: ACAiPhone

08 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout ALL that drama behind Don't Worry Darling (including the LaBeouf firing, Florence Pugh, and a full breakdown, including ...

High School Music WATCHALONG

01 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Holden, Jackie, and MJ head to East High School to enter the HSMU this week with a special watchalong of the 2006 classic(?) High School Musical.Want ...

REEEEEEWIIIIIND 2009

25 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're REEEEEEWIIIIINDIN' back to 2009: recession, depression, an inauguration, Kanye interrupting Taylor Swift, Party in the U.S.A drops, Mi...

Ep. 462: Jesus is the Man Who Takes Her Life

19 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout the upcoming Karaoke Night in LA, Jackie watching Dear Zachary for her 35th birthday as well as MJ and Holden's own film...

Ep. 461: Xana-Do Rest in Peace

11 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're mourning the loss of Olivia Newton-John and then gossin' 'bout where to not order an Irish Car Bomb, Jennifer Coolidge using American ...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 117: Thank You For Nothing

07 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We did it! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscr...

Ep. 460: Just Bottles of Piss

04 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout hot wing lip gloss and Holden's HOT TAKES, T. Swift and other's big ol' carbon footprints, GOOP's take on nepotism as we...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 116: Ya Know, There's Like A Couple of Jesuses

30 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

An episode so nice they done it twice! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro...

Ep. 459: I Meated You Out, Bro

28 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout Princess Lasagna Baby, some upcoming Stryx streams, Lala's performance in Stray, Vanessa Lachey opens her mouth, Terrenc...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 115: Tell Me What the Aura Means Jackie

23 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

"It should have been this the entire time" - Geoff Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Po...

Ep. 458: Cannibal in the Guest House

21 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout how 'Jagged Little Pill' STILL HOLDS UP, the disturbing incest allegations against Ricky Martin, Armie Hammer continuing...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 114: Do I Get Bangs?

16 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

MJ and Jackie might have differing opinions on this episode but they come together to ask the important questions about the dude who plays Jason Bloss...

Ep. 457: Cotton Eyed Joe is Very Difficult for Me

14 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout the drama around the Funny Girl cast change, Doja Cat realizing contacting a 17 year old to be a matchmaker isn't the be...

Ep. 456: You Know I'm Sexually Attracted to Richard Dreyfuss

07 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout the High Hot Dog Holy Holiday and Jackie's Cincinnati Hot Dog report, I Love A Mama's Boy grossness, Joey Chestnut choki...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 113: That Was NOT NICE God

03 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Lili Reinhart has never looked so horrified. Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast ...

Ep. 455: Shut Up, Chris Pratt

30 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout being commanded by songs and musicians, more Chris Pratt news(including a strange Mario update) and how he's NOT RELIGIO...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 112: The Power of Song via Union via Mind Control

26 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Betty takes out the trash and we learn some interesting news about the process inside the Riverdale writing room in this totally not almost forgotten ...

Ep. 454: Jackie and the Dirty Daddies

23 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout the new Beyonce album, toxic fanbases, everything being "80's", how Holden spent his first Father's day close to "her" e...

Ep. 453: Oops! All Buttholes

16 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout Britney's wedding, Jason "not the  actor from Seinfeld" Alexander, mask work, Keep Sweet, Pray, and Obey, the art of th...

Ep. 452: Jubilee Is Just Dumb Word That's for Idiots

09 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout the finer points of the lyricism behind My Ding-a-Ling, YouTube Children's Songs, the definitely alive Queen Elizabeth I...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 111: You Had Me At Jingle Jangle

04 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What happened in this episode!? Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song b...

Ep. 451: Welcome to Pooh Corner

02 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout Stranger Things and 80's nostalgia, the horrors of puberty, the dark Winnie the Pooh story that totally didn't steal Jac...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 110: I'm Fugin' Right Now

27 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

"I don't know anything about any of this stuff" - Jackie Zebrowski Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Pat...

Ep. 450: Grapefruit Boot Scoot

26 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout the HARDNESS of Top Gun, Holden praises the 1993 Crash Test Dummies album God Shuffled His Feet,  when and if to use th...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 109: The Forging of Archie Andrews

21 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There's a lot going on. Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green ...

Ep. 449: I Am Pro-Sorcery

19 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jackie's backie! And after she casts MJ and Holden into her Hotline Bling Hell we're gossin' 'bout Holden's DragCon experience, Jackie's Multiverse of...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 108: Now He's Bones

14 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Let's all send Jackie healing vibes as MJ takes the lead! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/...

Ep. 448: I'm The Jackie But I'm Also The Holden

12 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week Holden and MJ are joined by Natalie Zebrowski from SPUN and are gossin' 'bout the Doja Cat Taco Bell ad and the state of advertisement in ge...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 107: Stop Having Adult Sex in a High School, Please

07 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Maple Syrup $20,000Jingle Jangle $15,000Orphan Children $80,000Candles $36,000,000Riverdale to Rivervale transition (and back)  $15,000someone who is...

Ep. 447: Your Butt Is A Fickle Mistress

05 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout babies growin' up and developing a comprehensive emotional regulation system, Kim K. donning the 'Happy Birthday Mr. Pre...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 106: When Does It End?

29 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If you think you've seen slightly woke Riverdale before.... Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.co...

Ep. 446: Bugs Bugs Take A Chug

28 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week were gossin' 'bout bachelor/bachelorette parties in your 30's, phones at concerts, April Reals Day, A millipede named after Taylor Swift, Co...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 105: This Is Like the 5th Time She's Been Mind Controlled

24 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

MJ and Jackie decide that Jackie should become the folk hero of LPN, and some more mind control stuff happens. Support us on our Patreon page and get...

REEEEEEWIIIIIND 2008

21 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Let's hop in the REEEEEEWIIIIIND machine and head back to the year 2008! Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house, Vampire fever is in full effect an...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 104: Back to Ghost Doll

16 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sure there's mind control, but can it keep MJ awake? Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7...

Ep. 445: Futuristic Diaper

14 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're mournin' and gossin' 'bout the tearful end of Jackie's Twilight Saga, the death of the great Gilbert Gottfried, what to say to an anes...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 103: Dreamscape Nightmare

09 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Guess who's back, back again? MJ's back and you better get out your reversal candles, because it's time for Riverdale Roundup! Support us on our Patr...

Ep. 444: How To Declutter Your Pet Count

07 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week were gossin' 'bout The Grammy's, funeral plans, the unofficial Bridgerton Musical, Holden & Lexe's totally normal date night, Justin Bieber'...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 101 & 102: It's Riverdale, Geoff!

01 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We may be a week late, but at least we're not a witch short! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.c...

Ep. 443: But A Man Was Slapped

31 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' (at length) 'bout the SLAP and ALL the discourse surrounding it, Oscar fashion, the incoherent Oscar Fan Favorite selections, ...

Ep. 442: Funky Beef Blasters

24 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're GASSIN' 'bout Purple People Eaters, the Goopiness of the Oscar Swag Bag (including complementary plastic surgery) and Swag Bags in gen...

Ep. 441: Kidcation

17 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout the struggle of working vacations, the Hidden Valley Ranch Diamond and posing the REAL question of 'what CAN be turned i...

Ep. 440: All Hail The Ranch Lords

10 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout Jackie's wedding plans, the impending Skeleton Brunch Summer, NYers having sex too loud, the parallels between Riverdale...

Ep. 439: Karma with a K

03 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout the use of the phrase "I Can't Hear You", Mr. Bubz vs Lil Bub (RIP), the Queen possibly being dead, the president of the...

Ep. 438: Garfield's Not Dead

24 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout getting used to being open breasted, Kanye West and the art of throwin' stuff, defunct Shamrock Shake bearing McDonald's...

Ep. 437: The Throw Up Edition

17 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this very special and very upsetting Page 7 we're gossin' 'bout Jackie's trip to Florida, Julia Fox not crying since 1997, Kanye's continued spiral...

Ep. 436: I Mean...Cosmic Sin

10 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout M I L K, the disaster that is the 2022 Olympics, the impending Super Bowl, Goop taking a chomp of THAT candle, Ariana Gr...

Ep. 435: Nut 'n Strut

03 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’re gossin' 'bout the tragic lives and deaths of groundhogs, the shittiest months of the year and bad birthday timing, A$AP Rocky and Ri...

Ep. 434: We Accept Carnal Lust

27 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're mourning the passing of Meatloaf and pay tribute by gossin' 'bout Meatloaf doing anything for love (but getting pegged), the finer poi...

Ep. 433: Get Out Your Knee Extenders Boys!

20 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout the adventure of going to the furniture store, celebrity body part insurance policies, Holden's dark trumpet secrets, ma...

Ep. 432: #PorchGooseLife

13 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we mourn the passing of Bob Saget and goss' 'bout what's okay to talk about regarding Spider-Man: No Way Home, how many movie trailers is t...

Ep. 431: I Gotta Fart for a Living

06 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Holden and Jackie are joined by the fabulous Natalie Jean of LPN's SPUN as they mourn the loss of Betty White and goss' 'bout the ill-fated celebratio...

Ep. 430: My Power to Ye

30 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout Holden's patented Sad Boy Christmas Birthday, reminiscing about the filmic experience of Cats ahead of the Twitch watch ...

Meowy Catsmas!

23 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's that time of year again as we revisit our favorite episode, meow meow meow. The heaviside layer isn't nearly as nice as our Patreon page! Suppor...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 100: Riverdale State of Mind

18 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's time to take a trip to the Great Pop's Chocolate Shop in the Sky with our returning special guest Geoff! Support us on our Patreon page and get ...

Ep. 429: Have a Holly Jolly Kill Me

16 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout our special guest, Spaceman Jenkin's day to day space life, Snoop Dogg reading a frustrating list of Golden Globe nomina...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 99: We Call That Mindfulness and We're Thankful for That

10 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What's hard to understand? It's a simple generational curse. Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.c...

Ep. 428: Grimm Badger's Dead Animal Christmas

09 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout the holiday spirit, Mariah Carey, scissors and a 60 POUND D&G gown extravaganza, Pete Davidson and MGK give a gentlemanl...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 97 & 98: The Outback Steakhouse of CW Shows

04 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Wow.Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams. Subscribe to...

Ep. 427: Meet Puke

02 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout a certain timely set of shoes, ghosts of friends with Christmas past, the evolution/unchanging beast that is Hallmark Ch...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 96: Put the Toad In Your Baby's Mouth

20 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Finally some girl orphans!Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green...

Ep. 426: A 14 Minute Long Filmic Experience

18 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week Holden serenades us while Jackie and MJ are trapped in Taylor Swift Maximum Security Prison as we're gossin' 'bout the T. Swift re-releases,...

Ep. 425: Get Away from My Nectar!

11 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout the impending arrival of Christmas, Holden's ongoing emo phase and The Black Parade he's marching down his street, the t...

Ep. 424: Cup Full of Dust

04 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout celebrity and beyond Halloween costumes, the horrors of (some) zoos, celebs who keep stealin' our style(!!!!), Pete Davi...

Ep. 423: Hottieween

28 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Halloween Cutiez! This week we're discussing the baffling tragedy from the set of Rust, and then we’re gossin’ 'bout KJ Apa entering Holden’...

Pop History: Halloween

26 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

BOO! Are you scared? On this special holiday edition of Pop History we're diggin' up all things spooky about All Hallows' Eve!Want even more Page 7? S...

Ep. 422: Now...I Don't Wanna Kink Shame, Alright

21 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout how EMO Jackie is about Twilight ending on the Page 7 Patreon (But don't fret, there's more soon and check out Jackie's ...

Ep. 421: Lil Ragù & the Meatballs

14 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're gossin' 'bout Tom Cruise and his new face, the dropping standard of online articles, William Shatner boldly going where Captain Kirk h...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 95: You Know It's A Good Riverdale If You Are Screamin'

08 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

So long Season 5.Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastIntro song by Green Dreams Su...

Ep. 420: Milking Flesh

07 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week Jackie is comin' in H A W T with a double song intro and we're gossin' 'bout the finer points of breast milk (AGAIN), the looming IATSE stri...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 94: I Wanna Like It, But I Do Not Like It

01 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In the words of a wise person "It's a musical, so there's no plot".Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patr...

Ep. 419: We're Coming for Everybody Today, No One's Safe

30 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join us as we start this episode with BREAKING NEWS about the Britney Spears conservatorship and stay tuned for some hot goss’ about the disaster th...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 93: Give Us Arrow Slinging Lesbian Witches, Please

25 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The dream team reunites at last!Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastIntro song by G...

Ep. 418: One Maniac and Two Very Tired Parents

23 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we are gossin' 'bout the masterpiece that is Montero, the wonders (and horrors) of breastfeeding, Ranch Crocs and beyond, the disappointing ...

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 92: Booby Booby Booby, We See the Dead Young Men

17 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

THE BEES.Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastIntro song by Green Dreams Subscribe ...

Ep. 417: My Name's Holden, I Like Sandwiches

16 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week marks the triumphant return of Poppa Life McNeely and we goss' 'bout Britney deactivating her baffling Instagram, the VMA's, including Conor...