Chapter 1: What festive topics are introduced in this Christmas episode?
And welcome everybody to this year's exciting Christmas episode. It's Christmas! Come on boys, get on down for the Christmastown. And we're joined by Beans. Woohoo! I'm back! Popular demand. Beans is back, ready for this special Christmas episode. You know how popular you actually were, Beans? No, mate, no.
Chapter 2: How does Beans' romantic life come into the conversation?
Really popular. We had emails, there was comments on the episode saying that you should come on once a month. Now, I don't know what your availability is like, but, you know... My calendar's pretty empty. Actually, it might not be empty because I've just found myself a lovely lady. Oh. So we might have a Mrs. Beans on the horizon. A Mrs. Beans. Yeah. It's a Christmas miracle.
Chapter 3: What Christmas traditions do the hosts discuss?
It is. Some say. Yes. Congratulations. Thank you very much. What's she like? Spanish. Spanish, nice. Dark haired then. Dark haired.
Chapter 4: What humorous Christmas cracker jokes are shared?
Yeah, nice. Dark brown eyes, very nice. She's a school teacher. Oh. So she can double check your facts for you. Yeah, she can, yeah. And tell me off when I'm being naughty. Oh, I bet there's plenty of that going on. Oh, yeah, there was some. Naughty and nice because it's Christmas time.
Chapter 5: What surprising facts about Christmas history are revealed?
Definitely, yes. Well, that also means you're going to have to buy some more Christmas presents this year. I am, yeah. She's already got a list for me. Which you've already fulfilled because it's now Christmas Day, Beans, remember? Oh, yes, yes. Yes, pirate. She's opening her presents in a matter of hours. Yeah, definitely not pre-recorded. It is Christmas time.
Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about traditional Christmas food?
We love it. Yeah. Well, as you guys know, every year we do a Christmas episode. It always kind of flops because I don't really know what's going on that people don't download. We have about 24 downloads on Christmas Day. So we thought, let's not make as much effort as we usually do for Christmas. Yeah. And we'll just release a pod and have a lovely time. No effort equals my name, so... No.
Not at all.
Chapter 7: What Christmas movie opinions spark debate among the hosts?
Not at all. No, it's not a no effort. It's not a no effort. It's just a no research. Yeah. No research. I'm boosted of numbers and followers. We always put the effort in when we're here in front of the mics. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Chapter 8: What quiz challenges do the hosts engage in during the episode?
But we also brought Beans in as a special weapon because if anyone can get us a few extra downloads, it's Beans. It is. Plus a moustache. Yes. We're rocking the moustache. Yeah, it's not at all pre-recorded while you're doing Movember. No, this is a new look for me, ladies and gentlemen. But we have raised some money for my number. We have, yeah. We've got over Ā£300, haven't we, at the moment?
Probably more. I haven't checked in a while. All in America, it's $20,000. Oh, yeah, no, I won't be able to put the link to it on. No, it's long gone now. It's over. Currently, we've got a week left to go. It's gone. If you were clairvoyant and you managed to donate to Josh and Beans' Movember, thank you. And by the time it gets to Christmas, I'm going to have a great big bushy beard again. Yes.
Yes. Not quite Santa material, but we'll work on it. Yeah, I am liking the... You're not grey enough to be Santa yet. Do you like my moose? I do like your moose, your Christmas moose. I thought that was like a Rocky and Bullwinkle reference to start with, but it's not, is it? No, it's Santa's hockey team. Santa's hockey team, you are? Yeah. Better play? Yeah. That'd be in ice hockey, obviously.
Yeah, really good. Yeah. In a North Pole. Yeah. One-team league. Well, I was going to say, who do they play against? Reindeer? When the polar bears get involved, everybody runs. Yeah. Play against some penguins. Oh, elves versus penguins. Yes. Except penguins are South Pole.
hey come on sorry i know hey come on we'll get them through i'm putting yellow snow on your chips but you know oh this is unbelievable we come here for a good time and he goes and ruins it unbelievable the bar humbug as possible yeah literally bar humbug across my forehead we got our christmas i couldn't find my nice christmas hat You remember I had that black one?
You bought it for me on the first Christmas episode, and now I've moved house and I can't find it. Yeah. Oh, but a humbug suits you. It's all right. Yeah. We're loving life. Beans, do you want to hit us with a Christmas cracker joke? I can do. Are you ready, Pirate? Yeah, go for it. Are you ready, Josh? I am ready. What is yellow and dangerous? I don't know. A banana with a machine gun.
Oh, that's good, but not quite... What is it? Shark infested custard. Oh, of course it is. How did we not get that? I mean, you were pretty close with banana. That was probably the first joke I ever heard as a kid as well. Really? Shark infested custard. I like it. It's good stuff. We tried to do a little bit of research for today. You did? You were going to teach me something? Yes.
About Christmas. Because Christmas is always your episode. Obviously, it's yours and Beans' episode this time around. Yeah. We're running amok all over the place. We're having fun. We're running amok in a lock. We had a look at a few things, and we kind of touched on Krampus before, and we've mentioned the Belschnickel. We've done a few creepy cat stories and things.
We did the UFO that landed on Christmas Day. Yeah, we've done that. Was that in a town, Aztec, by any chance? No, no, it was in a town in East Anglia. Well, in a woodland. It was an American Air Force base. I actually found out today from research that the Christmas Carol story is originally meant to be a horror movie, a horror story.
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