Pardon My Take
CFB With Brandon Walker, CFP Rankings, Patriots Crush The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne + Listener FAQ's
03 Dec 2025
Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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We're going to break down what happened last week, Lane Kiffin saga, what's coming up this week with Championship Sunday. We're going to react to the college football rankings at the start of the show on Zoom, and then we'll kick it back to ourselves in studio talking Monday night football, hot seat, cool throne, FAQs. And it's all brought to you by our friends at Game Time.
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The crown is yours. Today is Wednesday, December 3rd, and PFT, James Madison University, is ranked in the top 25. Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you. Got a little number next to our name. And listen, first of all, I just want to make this clear from the start. There have been a lot of people that are like, you understand that JMU would get boat raced by any of the at-large teams.
I just want to make it clear that I'm not going to address that. I'm only focused on the opportunity in front of me, which is getting into the playoff. It is absurd that we found ourselves in a situation, because of the design of the playoff,
at large that you could have two group of five teams that get in to college football's championship crowning tournament and you have teams like Notre Dame that could be left out. Does that mean that JMU is better than Notre Dame? I have no choice but to say yes, it does mean that because we would be in, Notre Dame would be out.
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Chapter 2: What are the implications of JMU's ranking in college football?
So yeah, they have played those type of games. Yeah, it's all a mess. It's all stupid. It's all not perfect. We're deciding the champion of a sport not based on who the best 12 teams are in that sport, which is kind of a fucked up way to do it. But if that's the pool that I'm going to be swimming in, you better believe I'm going to be going for the world record.
To me, I'm playing the hand that I was dealt here. And if you're saying there's a chance for JMU to get in, I am going to absolutely do everything that I can Of course. All that. But you have to be realistic about it. And there's no chance that a team that plays in the Sun Belt would ever be considered to be one of the top 12 teams in the entire country. Yeah.
And listen, the other thing that this committee will continue to do that makes no sense, that is antithetical to sport and what we watch, is that they still do the bias of what your preseason rank was. Because if you just look at Oregon and Ole Miss, Oregon has not beaten the team that's in the playoffs right now. Ole Miss has. They both have one loss. Ole Miss lost to Georgia.
Oregon lost to Indiana. Those are two top four teams. But Ole Miss has a better win. So it's like, but why is Ole Miss behind Oregon? Because Oregon was ranked higher to start the season. That's just how it works. It's crazy. In fact, I would like to speak on behalf of the Sunbelt Conference and just to the American Conference.
I think the winner of those two conferences should play a play-in game together. Yeah, that'd be cool. I'd be okay with a play-in game. More football. That'd be fun. That'd be fun. Okay, so last thing I had before we get to ourselves talking Monday Night Football, I did want to give a shout-out to one of the best tweets. This might actually have to be in the takeies.
One of the best tweets of the year was from Seth Rohrabau on November 30th. So what was November 30th? Was that Sunday? That was Sunday. Sunday night. He said, Mike Tomlin will say something like, we can't eat soup with forks. We need spoons. Then the Steelers will sign a 2018 Pro Bowler to the practice squad. The Steelers did sign Adam Thielen today, who was a 2018 Pro Bowler.
That might be the tweet of the year. Mike Tomlin has gotten... And we're going to talk more Steelers in a minute. But Mike Tomlin has gotten to the point where you can just perfectly troll him and predict everything he does. And this came on the day that... Aaron Rodgers turned 42. Happy birthday, Aaron Rodgers. I did send him a happy birthday message.
He did not respond, did not expect a response from him. But this is where the Steelers are at.
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Chapter 3: What controversies surround the college football playoff rankings?
He got a new phone. He got a new phone. Yeah, right, right. The Steelers are in a spot where they're like, yeah, Adam Thielen, let's get him. Yeah, he's beyond parody. You're never really satirizing Mike Tomlin. You're just early. Right, right. And the Steelers have just become a retirement home for players. It's crazy. It's absolutely insane.
Respect to the good people of Pittsburgh for booing Renegade. I'd be upset, too. Yeah, they have every right to. Oh, one more thing. Max, I had this idea right when we left the office. Because after we left the office earlier, we taped this a little bit out of order. Kalani Satake had not signed the extension, not agreed with BYU. It looked like it was trending in that direction.
But since it's official, he's going back. Penn State still looking for a head coach. Max, what do you think about this? What do you think about Penn State taking one for the team? for the city of Philadelphia and hiring Kevin Petullo. I saw that tweet. Oh, that was someone else's idea to just get Petullo? No, that was PFC. I saw PFC tweeted it, and I saw him tweet it. I was thinking for Max.
I was like, this could solve a problem for you, Max, because you get rid of the guy that's ruining your season right now. And then, yeah, maybe you just punt on one season for Penn State. Fun fact, Max turned down a better deal last week that ended up being true, but he didn't shake on the deal. So he fucked up because I tried to make him a deal.
Bears get a statement when Eagles fire Kevin Petullo. He wouldn't take that. And then the Bears did get a statement win and they didn't fire Kevin Petullo. So if he had shook on that deal, he would have had that. I don't think you can hire a brand new offensive coordinator with like four weeks to go in the season. Why not? When has that ever worked out? I don't know. Chip Kelly's out there.
Yeah, why not? Why not, Max? Think outside the box. We're solutions guys, not problems guys. Sirianni's already said there will be drastic changes this week to the offense. So you're saying that Chip Kelly coming in the door, you would rather have Kevin Petullo than that? Yes. How the fuck are you supposed to implement an entire new offense in three days? Just tell him to fucking run and get open.
You just have to... Tweak what you're already doing. You can't have a brand new guy in three days unless it's someone already inside the building. Technically, it's like Kevin Petullo guy. Also, technically, it's like five days as you play Monday Night Football. Good point. Yeah. What? You guys could set the trend. Just get it going. Yeah. You're the first to do it.
Are you saying Jalen Hurts is dumb? What? I still think Zach is in a green screen. Every single year of his career. There you go. But that's a year. Okay, Max, you know what? I was trying to do a good thing for the city of Philadelphia for you. What's wrong, Memes? Memes has his hand up. What's wrong, Memes?
All right, so in 2012, the Ravens fired their offensive coordinator after starting 9-4, and then they went on. Oh, damn. Wow. When has that ever worked? How about a soupy? 13. Yeah. Happened one time in the past 25 years. I mean, all right. One for one soupy. You keep having fun with Patulo then.
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Chapter 4: How does Lane Kiffin's situation affect his team and reputation?
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Insane. Insane. I thought we were going to be the best team on this podcast. I didn't think we were going to be this good. Yeah. But then you thought that maybe you wouldn't be the best team on this podcast. Yeah. Yeah. You said you actually bailed on that after week one. you were like, nah, it's not going to happen. We're 11-2, and it feels great.
Yeah.
That's all that matters. I mean, the Giants stink, but it doesn't matter. They made them look like they stink, which is what a good team should do. Yeah. Look good. Jersey's unreal. You love the Redcoats. I love the Redcoats. And now you have a bye, and then Bills and Ravens are your two biggest games on the rest of the schedule. And there's a chance the Bills could be a t-shirt and hat game.
Oh, interesting. At home. So if the Bills lose this week, it could be a t-shirt and hat game? Wow. Wow. I thought the Patriots looked unbeatable last night. Like a legitimately great team. That punt return was so sick. The punt return was incredible. All three phases. Did you see Vrabel's vest that he was wearing earlier this week? I think he was wearing it maybe the one that said no naps on it.
How do you feel about that? If Vrabel says no naps, I'm no naps. Oh, that's just not true. You have to nap. You're a nap guy.
I'm a team guy, though.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of Lane Kiffin's coaching decisions?
And here's the thing. Tom is blowing me out. Tom didn't do good either. No, he did very well.
He did way much better than me. Ohio State. He got four.
Georgia. He got Tulane.
Texas A&M.
I think Alabama could be. Texas Tech with the last pick. Bama could be green, right? Bama could be green. Miami could be green. Yeah, he might do okay. And Tulane. Actually, is that Tulane? So Brandon, I want to talk about the college football playoff, but before we do that, I want to talk about Lane for a couple more seconds here. Do you like Lane Kiffin?
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Chapter 6: How does the rivalry between Ole Miss and LSU affect the coaching carousel?
Because I love Lane Kiffin, and here's why I love Lane Kiffin. He's Lane Kiffin. Nothing that he does, like when people are shocked by Lane Kiffin, it's like, well, dude, he's Lane Kiffin. He's been the same guy his entire career. How anyone, like even this morning I was on Wake Up Barstool and I asked T-Bob the simple question, do you think that Lane Kiffin found his forever home? And he does.
And I'm like, you're a moron. He's an idiot. Lane Kiffin will be at LSU. Lane Kiffin's a really good coach. He might win a national title.
he'll leave right he's gonna leave for the dolphins job or the bills job he's gonna leave an nfl job in four years it's gonna be hilarious what he does four years of the top 10 exits uh most incredible exits in college football history lane kiffin's got three of them yeah he's got the tarmac he's got uh well i know this is nfl he's got the uh powerpoint presentation with uh al davis he's
He's got the Knoxville Riots. He's got the Knoxville Riots. And now he has stringing Ole Miss along for weeks and weeks and weeks saying all these things. And then he's immediately going to LSU and trying to hold his team hostage. And LSU and Ole Miss are rivals. They're rivals, yeah. They're secondary rivals. They hate each other.
Chapter 7: What are the potential playoff scenarios for college football?
Yeah, they hate each other. They're secondary rivals for Ole Miss, but they are rivals. I've heard that some Ole Miss fans hate LSU more than Ole Miss.
Well, they're lying.
They're lying. That's what I heard. You can't believe an Ole Miss fan at all. They're lying pieces of shit. They lie all the time. They're a fake university. They fake the dog. That's what I heard. I heard some Ole Miss fans hate him. They're lying to try to make themselves look superior. No, after all this happens, you better believe that's the rivalry. Now it's a big-time rivalry, yeah.
Now it's even bigger than it was. It is gigantic. So who is your rival because you don't have one? Ours is Ole Miss.
Chapter 8: How do coaching changes impact team performance in college football?
Don't do this shit. Don't do this dumb shit. All right, but Lane Kiffin, so you kind of like him. If he wasn't coaching at Ole Miss, I think you'd kind of like him because my whole thesis with Lane Kiffin is guys like this make sports, especially college football, more entertaining. So there it is. This is the most college football thing of all time. We love it too much.
We're too passionate about it. We believe when a coach comes to our school and wins, he not only is winning for our school, he loves our school. He is now home. We're his family. And we're going to embrace his family like our own. And we're going to do all these things. He's just a guy doing a job. That's what he is. And all he did was take another job.
And he took what he considered a better job. But it is absolute knife-in-the-heart betrayal to Ole Miss fans that this family member, this man that we have worshipped for six years, would turn his back on us. The man just took a better job. And to your question, do I like Lane Kiffin?
I like what he just did to Ole Miss, and I think college football is a better place when you have wild cards like Lane Kiffin. And I think he is a top probably five coach in this country. I think he's an elite coach. I don't know if he's an elite human being, but that's what makes him even more appealing. Who cares? None of these guys are. You've got to be an asshole to win at the highest level.
Who's an elite human being? Who cares if they are? A professional athlete or a high-level coach, they should not have any perspective whatsoever. They're psychopaths. They think about two things. One is football, and sometimes the other is where the ho's at. So I... I've never had a texting relationship with Lane. I don't have his phone number or anything.
But I've had to hide my DMs with him over the last few years where I would send him a little jab. He'd send me a little jab. He'd send me a scoreboard. He'd send me the SEC standings. But I do like that he exists. And I love that he absolutely made Ole Miss fans feel terrible. But...
I'll also say, as much as I'm defending Lane Kiffin here, I have no problem with Ole Miss fans being as upset as they are because they feel like it's the fact that it's a playoff game. Here's the thing. It's the playoff game. And this guy, listen, shout out Ben Garrett for on three. He had the exact right line. You cannot turn a hoe into a housewife. And when Ole Miss hire Lane Kiffin,
Lane Kiffin was Lane Kiffin then. And they knew Lane Kiffin was Lane Kiffin. For six years, they masked it and they covered it. And they had ESPN do these documentaries about how he's a changed man, how he loves Oxford. Then he's changed. He's matured. And boom, they turn on him. Or he turns on them. They turn on him. And it's all out there. But it's the playoff game.
Like, if they weren't in the playoffs, I think this would not have anywhere near the bad blood that it has. I think it was always going to end poorly. Poorly, but like... If you're a fan of Ole Miss, you have every right to be like, are you fucking serious? You have a chance to win a national title this year.
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