Pendejo Time

Jt and Jake 13: Let's Drink All The Beer In Eoghan's House In Under an Hour (Audio Only)

16 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

JT is back again along with friend of the show Eoghan Gallivan Follow him on IG @tribalsleeveFollow JT @godsfavoritecomediansub to the show for more v...

ahhhhhH!!!!

09 Apr 2026

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JT and Jake 11: Back To School, FT. Ronaldo Mercado (AUDIO ONLY)

08 Apr 2026

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JT and Ronaldo are back. Watch the full video episode for FREE subscribe to the show for more content See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy ...

sorry its a bad one

03 Apr 2026

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sorry been sick maybe some of its good. working on getting better. more video stuff coming soon. sub to the showHims connects you with licensed health...

goodbye im divorcing you

27 Mar 2026

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goodbye  sub to show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-...

goodbye im divorcing you

27 Mar 2026

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goodbye    sub to show 

little dribblers

19 Mar 2026

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ok everybody on 3: goooooooooo Thomas    Through Hims, you can access personalized prescription treatment options for ED, if prescribed. Get...

paid alligators

12 Mar 2026

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George Soros paying me im a paid alligator. at the protest im green and ornery. god made me that way. I aint never been worth a fuck. I live in the sw...

vintage form

06 Mar 2026

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drunk construction stories. just like the show used to be 

blues clue detective

27 Feb 2026

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wed skittle gween skittle. its all the same Mawty 

mitch

19 Feb 2026

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hello senator 

Thomas Radio

13 Feb 2026

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Jake's apartment exploded sorry he'll be back next week

Jenny used to wear a hijab

05 Feb 2026

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livin on some food    Patreon 

The Great Urg

30 Jan 2026

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Patreon     Hims offers access to ED treatment options ranging from personalized products to trusted generics that cost 95% less than b...

stacked n rackjed

23 Jan 2026

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white servant

16 Jan 2026

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hello master  tickets  patreon 

Burger Boys 1 (Ft. Ben Avery and Conner McNutt)

08 Jan 2026

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Ben and Conner swung by to say what's up. Video episode will be up soon.    Listen to Hate Watch Podcast  Listen to Lemon Party Podcast...

New Year Shenanigans (2DG)

02 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Thank you to the always hilarious Eden for filling in this week. Jake flew to New York to watch the ball drop and got trapped in the Times Square M&am...

The Thomas Promise (Audio Only)

19 Dec 2025

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And thats the Thomas Promise, baby.  watch the video ep here  sub to the show please  get tickets for Philly 

Twinkie LeFondler

19 Dec 2025

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His wet flesh smashed against her normal mound "im the vampire that fucks you. and I remember every bad fuckin thing that ever happened to me in my wh...

Welcome, Mr. Gilbert (Ft. Adam Gilbert) AUDIO ONLY

13 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This is the audio from our most recent video episode with the very funny Adam Gilbert, you can watch that by clicking the link below. He is on tour th...

Facebook Love Affair

12 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

let yo bih go through yo memories    THOMAS IS HEADLINING IN NEW YORK. I REPEAT, THOMAS WHITE IS HEADLINING IN NEW YORK. YOU NEED TO GET THO...

3 Derp Girls (Ft. Eden)

05 Dec 2025

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Tommy's Cadillac  COme to New York please 

The Struggler

27 Nov 2025

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happy thanksgiving  buy tickets Patreon  

hello thomas

20 Nov 2025

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hey buddy  get tickets sub to the show  get hims hims.com/PT

The Doomed Woman 2

13 Nov 2025

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take off your pants Jacob Elordi. ride the bus to work every day Jacob Elordi and see how far that gets you.    buy tickets  sub to the...

taterfied

06 Nov 2025

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taterfied    GET TICKETS PLEASE SUB TO THE SHOW I NEED TEETH PULLED 

The Tragedy at Lizard Leg Bayou

30 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The hardened Detective Melvin Ladybug is tested mind, body, and spirit by a curious and mysterious deputy named Johnny Strawberry.  NEW YORK CITY...

JT and JAKE 5: MR. Ricca (Ft. Jake Ricca) Audio Only

29 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jake Ricca is a comedian, writer, and actor living in Austin, Texas. His sketches are funny as fuck and you can watch them here. The video got fucked ...

slugs

24 Oct 2025

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support the show   tickets will be up soon for Boston, Philadelphia, and New York. See you soon 

classic

17 Oct 2025

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like the old days    support the show

Domo Arigato Mr. Mercado (Audio Only)

10 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

My most recent video episode is with the very funny Ronaldo Mercado. Ronaldo runs Wild Card every Sunday at the Sunset Strip in Austin, Texas. Go chec...

Black War Dogs: Pitbulls Unleashed

09 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I need funding for my new video game. please      You shouldn’t have to go out of your way to feel like yourself. Hims brings exp...

FROM THE VAULT: The Mound

03 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

a fan favorite from the early video days, now in hi def audio. it is my 6 year anniversary so you guys get two audio experiences for the price of one,...

Hombres 2 (Ft JT Kelley and Mycal Dede)

02 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You can watch the video here sub to the show 

road dogs 2 (Ft. JT Kelley)

25 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Milwaukee last chance to come see the bog dogs bark buy tickets    sub to the show 

mantras

18 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

im losing my fuckin mind its over its over its over im dying im dying im dying. yeah can I get a spicy chicken deluxe no pickles with fries and a lemo...

dana black

12 Sep 2025

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I got all the fights on my tv and my tv got carpet on it    buy tickets 

Vamonos Adolf

05 Sep 2025

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arriba   sub to the show  come to the live shows please   

Candy Owens

28 Aug 2025

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I think trump is yummy  sub to the show Get hims get tickets  sub to the YouTube 

Hump Day

22 Aug 2025

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Get to humping    live shows  Patreon 

God 2

14 Aug 2025

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worship    get hims sub to the show  buy tickets 

Lemon Time 3 (Feat. LEMON PARTY, AUDIO ONLY)

08 Aug 2025

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sub to the show  buy tickets to live shows  watch the full video episode here 

Hello

08 Aug 2025

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get hims  sub to the show  get tickets to shows

sleepy

01 Aug 2025

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I gotta get my blood pressure and heart under control or im gonna die    support the show  come see us live 

Sam and Tom (Audio Only)

01 Aug 2025

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Featuring our old pal Sam @RealOnLineBoy  Watch that here  Catch us live  Sub to the show 

The Three Amigos (AUDIO ONLY)

23 Jul 2025

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Audio from our most recent video episode    watch that here  subscribe to the show  see us live 

Stephen Coldbeer

23 Jul 2025

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Stephen cmon    support the show  buy tickets to live shows  Subscribe to the YouTube.   

Shrinking Obama

18 Jul 2025

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Coochie Swampy

10 Jul 2025

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live at the comedy mothership, its coochie swampy    support the show  watch the YouTube  come see PENDEJO TIME LIVE

Covid 3

04 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

got it again  support the show  watch the youtube  

Austin Sucks [FT. Myke Dede] - AUDIO ONLY

29 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We gotta get rid of this city.    This is the audio from my video episode with the very funny Myke Dede. Watch that HERE please. You can cat...

Stretch Pupp

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

please buy it 

Questioning Simon

19 Jun 2025

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Can I get a QP please

Boner Is Afraid

12 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

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Frankly Delicious Roast Beef

05 Jun 2025

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pwesident

Tolek and Joship

29 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to College 

Strip Club Songs

22 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Worlds Collide 

Pendejo Time is Now On the All Things Comedy Network

16 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We are happy to announce Pendejo Time is now a part of the All Things Comedy network. ATC is a comedy studio started by comedy legends Bill Burr and A...

Rock The boat

15 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Here comes the big fish! 

Lipper......

08 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

lmao Support the show

Cautionary Tales

02 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Careful son Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today athttps://www.hims.com/PTSupport the show

mesothelioma

24 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

where the skies are so blue Checkout MyBookie for the best and most awesome LIVE CASINO https://www.mybookie.ag/Support the show

Pendejo Crime Vol.1 and 2 (UNLOCKED)

22 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In preparation for the release of PENDEJO CRIME VOL 3. We have unlocked the auditory cinematic experience that riveted listeners across the country. T...

It Is Good To Be Back

18 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're BackSupport the show

Stinky Fish Dinner Part Two (feat. Eden)

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Thank you to Eden for joining me for this ep. Check out Drunk Uncle on tour.TIckets to the Austin show 5/10: https://the-velveeta-room-the-velveeta-ro...

Big Tom's Radio Hour

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jake's out of town so I had to work a little magic. Tune in next week for some special guests! Check us out on YT, IG, Twitter etc and go to Drun...

DO YOU WANT A BONE? (Audio Only, FT. Patrick Eady and Jamal Rahal)

27 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Patrick Eady and Jamal Rahal are comedians from Houston, Texas. They have a weekly show "The Dirty Show" at Secret Group, a comedy club on t...

Jake's New Plan

27 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Gotta plan going Support the show

Plank You For Smoking (Audio Only) - Ft. @Plankfan

24 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Our very good friend, discord moderator, TMZ reporter, and 6'3 Hunk John aka PLANKFAN joined us for a new video episode. Check that out here: ht...

Boys Night Out

21 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This place smells like ass. And you know I love a good dump. Support the show

An Experiment [Audio Only]

14 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Here is the audio from our newest free video episode. Check it out here Support the show

The Doo Doo Machine

14 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I am interested in your Doo Doo Machine Support the show

Boobies Countries

06 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Please welcome the newest country music starlet straight from the rolling hills of Appalachia, the one the only Boobies Countries Support the show

AI dreams (Ft. Derek Putin)

27 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

our friend Derek joins us on this episode to chat AI and our perfect AI dreams Support the show

Sweetman and Fuckman

20 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Officer Sweetman will see you now. AUSTIN, SAN MARCOS, SAN ANTONIO, NEW BRAUNFELS, CENTRAL TEXAS ETC PLEASE COME TO SEAN PATRICK'S STAND UP ON T...

Kervil and Hank

13 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

we listened and learned. no more songs. Support the show

Sticky Boy V Sherriff Blow Jobs

07 Feb 2025

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The battleSupport the show

blebos family hour

30 Jan 2025

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piece of clear cake and a piece of white pie Support the show

The Bronx Skinwalker

23 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

hello hi im 16 and im scared help Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/PTSupport the show

Pig William Squeaker

16 Jan 2025

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Thats the sound of a pig bitch Support the show

thaddeus insulacion

09 Jan 2025

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the jiggly book

02 Jan 2025

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roll to avoid the jiggly book. you have rolled a 13. Dungeon Master Thomas informs you that you have to kiss the jiggly book Support the show

pende-ho-ho-ho

25 Dec 2024

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im dreaming of a white fish sauce Support the show

dont hurt youself

19 Dec 2024

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be safe Support the show

high school hand hold

12 Dec 2024

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were growing up now we're getting out of this town im 44 wow and I still text you meow :3Support the show

why'd you suck the pizza guy

06 Dec 2024

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you were my one and only now I sit here by my lonely because you sucked the pizza guy Support the show

the hip hop nerd

28 Nov 2024

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ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the alchemishtSupport the show

Justin tendersteak

22 Nov 2024

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beef fajitaI grill my food you use your tongsto make a tacohe doesn't broil yaI can smell by his spice. Support the show

Tommy movies

14 Nov 2024

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lmaoSupport the show

barack Obama

07 Nov 2024

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white butler please kill everyone in the south for their betrayal of this great nation. Support the show

a'sean tinkle

01 Nov 2024

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1000 yards my freshman year all in a straight line forever. not too bad from a boy raised in a big bowl of peeSupport the show

food song reunion

24 Oct 2024

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good to be backSupport the show

punished slug

18 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

he pulls on it all day. he is tortured by it, and it is in turn tortured by him. and he eats candy. Support the show

mr beast YouTube

10 Oct 2024

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one of those eps where I definitely had a great time. Support the show

thomastastic

03 Oct 2024

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he had a tomtastic day Support the show

white boy forever project

26 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

what causes you pain, white boy?Support the show

Man Ready To Die ft. Trillbillies

19 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Our sistershow from the Deep South joins us again to discuss current events and whether it is morally right or wrong to have sex with a real life hill...

brometheus

13 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

the gay engineerSupport the show

Road Trip

07 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Drove from Portland to Weed, had to use some old lav mics, this is a documentation of that trip. EnjoySupport the show