Another Patreon Exclusive: The Handicap Parking Pass
29 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week, but—we’ve got an exclusive peek behind the Patreo...
Introducing Ice Cold Case
22 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Petty Criminals! We’re taking a little summer break to recharge, but don’t worry, we wouldn’...
A Tale of Twin Flames featuring Chloe Fineman
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This crime has everything…a chef, hairstylists, tattoo artists, polyamory, French toast, and thee ...
Becky's Bundt Cake
Tue, 08 Jul 2025 10:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
A high school graduation and an uneaten bundt cake. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch f...
The Case of the Moldy Coffee Pot
Tue, 01 Jul 2025 10:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
A law office, a series of Instagram posts, and a very, very moldy coffee pot. Subscribe to our Y...
Dana's Brother's Bed
Tue, 24 Jun 2025 10:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
A queer-long distance situationship goes awry... Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full v...
MFA Tow Away
Tue, 17 Jun 2025 10:00:00 -0000
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A crime parked in chaos. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty ...
The YMCA Locker Room
Tue, 10 Jun 2025 10:00:00 -0000
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A locker room showdown that begs one question: Y?! Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full...
Short Fuse
Tue, 03 Jun 2025 10:00:00 -0000
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With great power comes great responsibility! Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full vide...
Champagne for My Real Friends featuring Traci Thomas
Tue, 27 May 2025 10:00:00 -0000
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...and pain for my sham friends . Follow Traci Thomas on Instgram and listen to her podcast, The...
Introducing 30 Morbid Minutes: Death on Airplanes
Tue, 20 May 2025 10:00:00 -0000
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Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week, but we want to share with you our latest obsession: 3...
The Tiger King Watch Party
Tue, 13 May 2025 10:00:00 -0000
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This coal miner’s got an axe on him! Petty Crimes was nominated for a Shorty Award! Vote for ...
Airbnb Boat featuring Ego Nwodim
Tue, 06 May 2025 07:00:00 -0000
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The rental listing said “please don’t unsnap.” Spoiler alert…she snapped. Follow Ego Nwod...
Mattresses & Muffin Butts
Tue, 29 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000
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Two tales, all on one totally stupid episode. Petty Crimes was nominated for a Shorty Award! Vote...
The Problem Friend
Tue, 22 Apr 2025 10:00:00 -0000
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A yacht, a sugar daddy, and a friend that came without a warning. Treat yourself this winter withou...
Date Lab featuring Joel Kim Booster
Tue, 15 Apr 2025 10:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Print media might be dead, but love is forever! Follow Joel Kim Booster on Instagram and listen to ...
Planes & Prosecco
Tue, 08 Apr 2025 10:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Is getting mid-air tipsy really worth all this? Petty Crimes has been nominated for a Webby Award!...
Runaway Bridesmaid featuring Rosebud Baker
Tue, 01 Apr 2025 10:00:00 -0000
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May we all be blessed with a guardian angel wearing a white crop top and Uggs. Follow Rosebud Bak...
A Patreon Exclusive: Griff's Grindr Daddy
Tue, 25 Mar 2025 07:30:00 -0000
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Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week, but—we’ve got something just as amazing: a peek b...
Crazy For You
Tue, 18 Mar 2025 10:00:00 -0000
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TikTok drama finally makes its way to the Petty Crimes Court. Treat yourself this winter without th...
The Lily & A Looky Lou
Tue, 11 Mar 2025 10:00:00 -0000
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Spying on your neighbors is good for your health. Treat yourself this winter without the luxury pri...
The Exxxclusive Greek Restaurant
Tue, 04 Mar 2025 11:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Sharing is caring. But at work? Not so much. Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price t...
Trish's Super Bowl Potluck
Tue, 25 Feb 2025 11:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
"Men, its really time to feed the Ladies. (No, really)." Treat yourself this winter without the lux...
Who Gets the Vibrator? Featuring Brandon Kyle Goodman
Mon, 24 Feb
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A custody battle filled with sex toys and blackouts. Follow Brandon on Instagram and visit their we...
The WhatsApp Group Chat
Tue, 11 Feb 2025 11:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
She started it! Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycri...
The Swedish Intern
Tue, 04 Feb 2025 11:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Vi är besatta av Bree! Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/...
Log Mansion
Tue, 28 Jan 2025 11:00:00 -0000
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Apparently, Cabin Fever happens in Log Mansions too. Treat yourself this winter without the luxury ...
The Ladybug Stone
Tue, 21 Jan 2025 11:00:00 -0000
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The gift that keeps on giving. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Pett...
Beach People featuring Caitlin Reilly
Tue, 14 Jan 2025 11:00:00 -0000
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"Chairs are for people! That's how it's always been!" ***Note: This episode was recorded before the...
The Great BTS Concert Fallout
Mon, 06 Jan
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K-Popping in LA--fun but messsyyy. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. ...
The Roast of Ceara Jane O'Sullivan
Tue, 31 Dec 2024 11:00:00 -0000
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She's a jury of her own peers. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Pet...
Introducing One Song's All I Want for Christmas is You
Tue, 24 Dec 2024 11:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week but we've got a cute holiday treat for you. Enjoy One ...
A Holiday Cheesecake
Tue, 17 Dec 2024 20:17:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Sharing is caring. Happy Holidays Petty Criminals! Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should...
The Plunger from Target
Tue, 10 Dec 2024 11:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Please let this be the last time Charlie's family ever talks about this plunger. Petty Criminals...
Let Them Eat Kale
Tue, 03 Dec 2024 11:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Timmy and his friends are just squirreling around. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that sho...
Bobby
Tue, 26 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Like Beyoncé, Prince, Cher, and Madonna, Bobby is a one-name icon. Petty Criminals! Do you hav...
Foodie Behavior
Tue, 19 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Going out to dinner is tough when you're allergic to substitutions. Petty Criminals! Do you h...
Down Bad Birthday
Tue, 12 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -0000
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It’s Sarah’s birthday, and she’ll pretend not to care if she wants to! Petty Criminals! Do yo...
Trampolines & Gossip
Tue, 05 Nov 2024 06:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
It's election day, so make your voice heard by going to the PC Instagram to let us know if you're Te...
Pettywise the Clown
Tue, 29 Oct 2024 06:00:00 -0000
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This petty crime is basically IT in real life: Georgie’s still haunted by storm drains and red bal...
Friend of Rhonda
Tue, 22 Oct 2024 06:00:00 -0000
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We support Rhonda's rights and (some) of her wrongs. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that sh...
Mortician Adjacent Crime
Tue, 15 Oct 2024 06:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Cadavers Cadavers Cadavers Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty...
A Paddy Crime
Tue, 08 Oct 2024 06:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Who knew biochemical warfare could happen in the suburbs? Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime t...
No Luck for the Irish
Tue, 01 Oct 2024 06:00:00 -0000
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These cringe-worthy run-ins were neither lucky nor charming. Petty Criminals! Do you have a c...
Introducing Podcrushed
Tue, 24 Sep 2024 06:30:00 -0000
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Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week but we want to share a show we’re currently crushing...
Bimbo Summit
Tue, 17 Sep 2024 23:21:00 -0000
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Get in bestie, we’re time-traveling to 2009, where a toxic feud sparks a decade-long battle that o...
Petty Crimes LIVE featuring Yamaneika Saunders
Tue, 10 Sep 2024 07:00:00 -0000
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To all the Petty Criminals who missed our live Vegas show, don't worry — you can catch it right he...
Duchess and the Chore Chart
Tue, 03 Sep 2024 06:10:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Everybody wants to be a cat but nobody wants to clean the litter box. Petty Criminals! Do you hav...
The Griff Ambush
Tue, 27 Aug 2024 06:00:00 -0000
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Ceara and our new producer Amber just might’ve kicked off a full-blown prank war. Featuring Mike S...
Snapchat Surprise
Tue, 20 Aug 2024 06:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Snaps may disappear, but this crime will live forever. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that sho...
Petty in Pink
Tue, 13 Aug 2024 06:00:00 -0000
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Alright, alright... this is our last wedding crime for a bit, but trust us, it's a wild one! Petty C...
A Frozen Custody Battle
Tue, 06 Aug 2024 06:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
A sisterly dispute over their mom's old sweatshirt: who will get custody, and who will need to let i...
Shrimp Souls
Tue, 30 Jul 2024 06:00:00 -0000
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Triplet drama, sandy air mattresses, and a feud over shrimp souls make this the perfect petty summer...
Game of Throws
Tue, 23 Jul 2024 06:00:00 -0000
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Petty Criminals, WE’RE BACK and better than ever at our new home, Hartbeat! We’re still the same...
Sauna Drama
Tue, 11 Jun 2024 13:00:50 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
It’s getting hot in here and you’re gonna want to sit (not lie) down for this one! Keep up with ...
Roman Trash
Tue, 04 Jun 2024 13:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
A two-crimes episode! A trash war in Rome & a flight to Australia involving oral fixation… Keep u...
Postal Pooch
Tue, 28 May 2024 13:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
How much is that doggy in the window…going to affect my mail delivery? Keep up with us on Instagr...
Pile of Stuff
Tue, 21 May 2024 13:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Storage units come at a cost, but so can your in-laws. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Crim...
Yankee Swap
Tue, 26 Dec 2023 08:01:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Naughty or nice, no gift stolen thrice. Happy holidays, Petty Criminals! Keep up with us on Instag...
Laundry Wars
Tue, 19 Dec 2023 08:01:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
The floors were dirty and so was this battle. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Pet...
Petty in Paris (Part Deux)
Tue, 12 Dec 2023 08:01:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
We hope your passports are valid, Petty Criminals, because it's time for our first-ever counter-test...
Middle School Poopy Pants
Tue, 05 Dec 2023 08:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Sit back, grab a bottle of water, and relaxative. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal....
Thanksgiving Feast
Tue, 28 Nov 2023 08:01:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Bring your own dish but don't worry about any leftovers because...there won't be any. We're thankful...
Shrimp Cockfail
Tue, 21 Nov 2023 08:01:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Ceara presents Griff with a crime about shrimp even though she knows he's allergic. Keep up with us...
Beast Boys
Tue, 14 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Get in lieutenant, we're going shopping. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Cr...
Holey Sheets with David Farrier
Tue, 07 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
A gift she put on the wrong kind of bed. Follow David Farrier on Instagram and stream his documenta...
Revenge Lasagna
Tue, 31 Oct 2023 07:01:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
This crime has many layers but absolutely no cheese. Writer and VibeSlut founder, Abby Jensen, joins...
Laps and Judgement
Tue, 24 Oct 2023 07:01:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
This guy needs to stay in his lane. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes...
Betty's Bootcamp
Tue, 17 Oct 2023 07:01:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
All about the value of a bagel... Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes i...
Student Council
Tue, 10 Oct 2023 07:30:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
High school memories really should be...treasured. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal...
Cheater All Over the World
Tue, 03 Oct 2023 07:01:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
In all relationships, communication is KEY. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Pet...
Hungry Kitty
Tue, 26 Sep 2023 07:01:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Please don’t feed the cat…or the crows. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty...
Letters from Tonia
Tue, 19 Sep 2023 07:01:00 -0000
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Two lovers moving at lesbian light speed are drowning in post-it notes from the past... Keep up wit...
From The Farm
Tue, 12 Sep 2023 07:01:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Recorded on Griff's farm in Northern New York! Thank you for all of the support, you crusty little h...
Brinnany
Tue, 05 Sep 2023 07:30:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Two girls are in Argentina. One speaks Spanish, the other is fluent in Petty. Keep up with us on I...
Pettrified with Two Girls One Ghost
Tue, 29 Aug 2023 07:30:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
These crimes will seriously lift your spirits! Sabrina Deana-Roga & Corinne Vien join us in the Pett...
Brosé
Tue, 22 Aug 2023 13:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
What’s wine is yours and what’s yours is wine. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Crimina...
Debbie the Dog Sitter
Tue, 15 Aug 2023 13:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
...and Ashley with the IBS. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is h...
Petty Change
Tue, 08 Aug 2023 12:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Freshman year living can be a real bitch...face. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. P...
Fire and Spam
Tue, 01 Aug 2023 12:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
What happens when a firefighter goes Insta-official with a too-new boo? Keep up with us on Instagram...
Temperature Giraffe
Tue, 25 Jul 2023 12:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Our climate isn't the only thing that's heating up. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal...
Magic Hat
Tue, 18 Jul 2023 12:00:00 -0000
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Awkwardness ensues when a mom happens upon her daughter’s magic hat full of condoms… Keep up wi...
Serving Error
Tue, 11 Jul 2023 12:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
This is what happens when you ask to split the bill! Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Crimina...
Blueberry Hoarders
Tue, 04 Jul 2023 12:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Buy blueberries at the grocery store?! In THIS economy? Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Cri...
Bachelorette You Finish
Tue, 27 Jun 2023 12:00:00 -0000
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This is a two course crime…NOT four. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crime...
My Best Friend's (Brother's) Wedding
Tue, 20 Jun 2023 12:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
You ever been asked to "volunteer" at a wedding? Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. P...
Kidfished
Tue, 13 Jun 2023 12:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Call me “Daddy.” No, really… Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is...
Yard Waste
Tue, 06 Jun 2023 12:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
An all-time-great neighbor dispute involving baby trees, a glowing metal detector, and an uncle on c...
I See You
Tue, 30 May 2023 12:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
She thought her Tweets were just another needle in the haystack. Keep up with us on Instagram, you P...
Charcutie Crimes
Tue, 23 May 2023 12:00:00 -0000
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An amuse bouche of not one, not two, but THREE tiny crimes! Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty...
Logos, Ethos, Pothos
Tue, 02 May 2023 12:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Unlike their friendship, these plants are very easy to keep alive. Keep up with us on Instagram, you...
The Singing Hairstylist
Tue, 25 Apr 2023 12:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
The case of a “karaoke voice” in a circular salon…. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Cr...
Dibs
Tue, 18 Apr 2023 12:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
We can't quite makeout who's in the wrong here. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Crimina...
Grandma’s Napkins
Tue, 11 Apr 2023 12:00:00 -0000
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Rarely do napkins cause such a mess. Featuring a Criminal or Minimal segment with Popcorn For Dinne...
Doll DilEmma
Tue, 04 Apr 2023 12:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
The gift she gave landed her in quite the hairy situation. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty C...
Gone With The Window
Tue, 28 Mar 2023 12:00:00 -0000
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When it comes to dating, don't forget to prioritize yourself! Featuring a Criminal or Minimal segmen...
ShameUs
Tue, 21 Mar 2023 12:00:00 -0000
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One baby, one puppy...one name. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is ho...
Catastrophe with Erin Farrington
Tue, 14 Mar 2023 12:00:00 -0000
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Honestly now...who doesn't love a good cat fight? Follow Erin Farrington on Instagram and TikTok! Ke...
The Marguerite
Tue, 07 Mar 2023 13:00:00 -0000
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Gotta admit, it’s got a nice ring to it… Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty...
Coffee Beanies
Tue, 28 Feb 2023 13:00:00 -0000
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He’s bad at managing people and she’s bad at managing her temper. A matcha made in Heaven. Keep ...