Petty Crimes
Episodes
Middle School Poopy Pants
05 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sit back, grab a bottle of water, and relaxative. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and...
Thanksgiving Feast
28 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bring your own dish but don't worry about any leftovers because...there won't be any. We're thankful for all of you, Petty Criminals! Keep up with us...
Shrimp Cockfail
21 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ceara presents Griff with a crime about shrimp even though she knows he's allergic. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes i...
Beast Boys
14 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Get in lieutenant, we're going shopping. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Sta...
Holey Sheets with David Farrier
07 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A gift she put on the wrong kind of bed. Follow David Farrier on Instagram and stream his documentary, Mister Organ, starting November 21st on Apple ...
Revenge Lasagna
31 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This crime has many layers but absolutely no cheese. Writer and VibeSlut founder, Abby Jensen, joins us for Criminal or Minimal! Follow Abbey Jensen o...
Laps and Judgement
24 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This guy needs to stay in his lane. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-E...
Betty's Bootcamp
17 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
All about the value of a bagel... Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Enn...
Student Council
10 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
High school memories really should be...treasured. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan an...
Cheater All Over the World
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In all relationships, communication is KEY. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Grif...
Hungry Kitty
26 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Please don’t feed the cat…or the crows. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff ...
Letters from Tonia
19 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Two lovers moving at lesbian light speed are drowning in post-it notes from the past... Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crim...
From The Farm
12 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded on Griff's farm in Northern New York! Thank you for all of the support, you crusty little hose! Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Crim...
Brinnany
05 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Two girls are in Argentina. One speaks Spanish, the other is fluent in Petty. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hos...
Pettrified with Two Girls One Ghost
29 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
These crimes will seriously lift your spirits! Sabrina Deana-Roga & Corinne Vien join us in the Petty Crimes Court! Follow Two Girls One Ghost on In...
Brosé
22 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What’s wine is yours and what’s yours is wine. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan an...
Debbie the Dog Sitter
15 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
...and Ashley with the IBS. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis ...
Petty Change
08 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Freshman year living can be a real bitch...face. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Gr...
Fire and Spam
01 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when a firefighter goes Insta-official with a too-new boo? Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ce...
Temperature Giraffe
25 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our climate isn't the only thing that's heating up. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and...
Magic Hat
18 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Awkwardness ensues when a mom happens upon her daughter’s magic hat full of condoms… Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crim...
Serving Error
11 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This is what happens when you ask to split the bill! Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan an...
Blueberry Hoarders
04 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Buy blueberries at the grocery store?! In THIS economy? Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sulliva...
Bachelorette You Finish
27 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This is a two course crime…NOT four. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-...
My Best Friend's (Brother's) Wedding
20 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You ever been asked to "volunteer" at a wedding? Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Gr...
Kidfished
13 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Call me “Daddy.” No, really… Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Enni...
Yard Waste
06 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
An all-time-great neighbor dispute involving baby trees, a glowing metal detector, and an uncle on crutches... Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty...
I See You
30 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
She thought her Tweets were just another needle in the haystack. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’...
Charcutie Crimes
23 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
An amuse bouche of not one, not two, but THREE tiny crimes! Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sul...
Logos, Ethos, Pothos
02 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Unlike their friendship, these plants are very easy to keep alive. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O...
The Singing Hairstylist
25 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The case of a “karaoke voice” in a circular salon…. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sulliv...
Dibs
18 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We can't quite makeout who's in the wrong here. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sulliv...
Grandma’s Napkins
11 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Rarely do napkins cause such a mess. Featuring a Criminal or Minimal segment with Popcorn For Dinner host, Maddy Kelly. Keep up with us on Instagram,...
Doll DilEmma
04 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The gift she gave landed her in quite the hairy situation. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sulli...
Gone With The Window
28 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
When it comes to dating, don't forget to prioritize yourself! Featuring a Criminal or Minimal segment with Caleb Simpson Keep up with us on Instagram,...
ShameUs
21 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
One baby, one puppy...one name. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis a...
Catastrophe with Erin Farrington
14 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Honestly now...who doesn't love a good cat fight? Follow Erin Farrington on Instagram and TikTok! Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. P...
The Marguerite
07 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gotta admit, it’s got a nice ring to it… Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff ...
Coffee Beanies
28 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
He’s bad at managing people and she’s bad at managing her temper. A matcha made in Heaven. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty...
HBOver
21 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Streaming services aren’t the only ones cracking down on account sharing. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted b...
Tinder in the Kitchen
14 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bringing a tinder date home? Cute! Finding a tinder date in your home? Not so cute. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is ...
Cheer Cramp
07 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
For this one we’re gonna need a flyer, a base…and a spotter. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’...
Busted.
31 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
those in glass buses shouldn't throw stones...Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff...
Therapetty Betty
24 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You can come talk to me anytime - my door is always open. --- PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/pettycrimes Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...
Airport Customs
17 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Would you get on a plane without your significant other & friends? --- PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/pettycrimes Learn more about your ad choices....
Lie With Me
10 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This was not the kind of dirty hookup he was looking for. Subscribe to Petty Crimes on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pettycrimes Learn...
A Mouse Tale
27 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Submitted by Griff's mom, this petty crime brings us to the farm.... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ho Ho Homeowners Association
20 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A festive holiday wreath? On one's front door? Bah humbug! Happy Holidays, Petty Criminals! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adc...
Game Night Invader
13 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
An overly competitive stranger enters a long-standing game night...what could go wrong? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adcho...
Fifteen Easels
06 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
One man's trash is another woman's potential profit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Achoo, I Do!
29 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
1 bachelorette party, 2 brides, and countless cases of the sniffles... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It’s Giving Thanks
22 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Please slow bake this story at 617 degrees for two weeks. Communication ingredients not included. Happy Thanksgiving, Petty Criminals! Learn more abo...
Charity Case (Live, From NY)
15 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
She finally got to her dream school only to meet…her nightmare roommate. Welcome to New York, Petty Criminals! Learn more about your ad choices....
(PhD)on’t Touch
08 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
If you mess with her equipment, she’s going to have a bad reaction. It’s basic chemistry… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone....
Truck Guy
01 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A young woman seeks revenge against the baby daddy parked next door. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Halloweenie Babies
25 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
She was lox and loaded with this story! Happy Halloween, Petty Criminals! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Don't Worry, Popcorn
18 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Tough to say which was more enthralling: the action on or off the screen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Social (Media) Sports
11 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Are y'all ready to play some adult kickball? Yeah?! Great...break a leg! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Snoozy MaSuzie
04 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What would you do if your masseuse fell asleep on you? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Letters From Lulu
27 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Call Me By My Name, starring Grandma Lulu and Stella Starlight. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Myrtle B**ch
20 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Make new friends, but keep the old, one is silver and the other’s gonna ghost you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Camping Engaygement (feat. Willam)
13 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make it gay? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bridezillith
06 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Will you be my maid?! I mean…my bridesmaid?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Pulp Nonfiction
30 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Name a movie…any movie! There’s a good chance he’s pretended to have seen it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Lil Criminals
23 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
“¡Su casa es mi casa!” - The Kids Who Live Next Door Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
F*rk Work!
16 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You want to live fancy? You better fork, bitch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A**whole Sale
09 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Broken heart? Join the club. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Barney and Friends
02 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It was a tied game until she fouled out. #ballislife Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Liar-in-Law
26 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
All of her lies are about to come crashing down. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Cubbytime Comeback
19 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
He made fun of her hat. She had no comeback. But that’s okay - she’s still learning! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...
Campground Canoodle
12 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You can take the finance bro out of the city, but you can’t take the sh*tty out of the finance bro. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg...
Facebook Memories
05 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This might be the only case where ghosting online is acceptable. TW: Spousal Grief. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fire Hose
28 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It all went down at a bachelorette party in Vegas... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
TikTok, Drip Drop
21 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
His socially anxious dog created a real Social Dilemma. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Great Toaster Tizzle
31 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Grab your shot glasses, ‘cause we’re about to make a toast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Airplane Mood
24 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
If you fly Southwest, expect drama. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Petty in Paris
17 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Our first Parisian Petty Crime involves a thief, a coffee pot, and…Twitter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Disney Prince
10 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
His “Once upon a time” romance ended in a lie…a crazy lie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dr. Smith!
03 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A family friend wants to be more than friends. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Pest Friends
26 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Using condoms won’t protect you from everything. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Cousin Love
19 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Classic meet-cute: they’re cousins. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Cassie’s Dad
12 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A custody battle ensues over a plant named Cassie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chicken Coup
05 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Our very first international petty crime: chickens, harnesses, and a snoop at the parkette. Cluck yeah! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megap...
Dirty Shower
29 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
She came, she sh*t, she left. And no one said a thing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Murder Memes
22 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Reading into your coworkers’ memes can be dangerous… if it points to them conspiring to murder you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg...
Signed, Karma
15 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Is there any place on Earth more petty than the parking lot beside a Barry’s Bootcamp in West Hollywood? This episode proves not. Learn more abou...
Dog Drama
08 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
If your neighbor’s dog poops on the roof, and no one cares but you, did it even really happen? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm...
Petty Crimes Trailer
25 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Each week, Petty Crimes co-hosts and long-time friends, Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis, passionately investigate minor, interpersonal disput...