Petty Crimes
Episodes
Anniversary Crashers
28 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
So excited to celebrate my in-laws' anniversary with my husband, his family, some peacocks, and half my sorority. What? Sorority sisters are family to...
Who Came First
21 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Wow, two crimes about college roommates in a row. Is something going on with college roommates right now?! WATCH ROOMMATES ON NETFLIX! Petty Crimes is...
College Blackout
14 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Just remember: if you push your rich roomie too far, the money's gonna move out too! WATCH CEARA'S MOVIE 'ROOMMATES' ON NETFLIX APRIL 17TH!!! Petty Cr...
The Fake Fendi (w/ Laci Mosley)
07 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Would you like to return your fake bag online, or would you like to come harass me in person? With special guest Laci Mosley.Petty Crimes is...
My Ex's Bed
31 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Would you please help my son (your ex) pick out a new bedframe (to have sex in with other women)? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan an...
She Killed Me Off
24 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Is having no friends a red flag? Maybe. What about writing a book in which your only friend dies?Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and...
Male Manipulator
17 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Dress for the job you want (unless it's making Tiffany cry at a pop-up festival).Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Enn...
Undercover Lover (Live)
10 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
You know what might help introduce your new boyfriend to our mother? A disguise!Recorded live at The City Winery NYC with special guest Erin Farringto...
Feminist Bird Club
03 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Technically, we don't have a "No Boys Allowed" policy - but, for this one man, I would like to make an exception.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane ...
Cat Girl Ego
24 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Thanks for helping me find my cat, neighbor! Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to never speak to you again.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sul...
Separated in Sicily
17 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
I would like to sign up for a group trip. However, I would like to be alone for the group trip. And if you try to come with me ... I'll leave your ass...
Group Project
10 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hey! Haven't heard from you guys, so I'm gonna submit our group project 2 days early without any of your stuff. Okay great thanks bye!Petty Crimes is ...
Toxic Mom Group
03 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Thanks for helping me pack the U-Haul. Before I go, just wanted to say: never liked you, your friends suck, bye bye!Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Ja...
Pizza + Ranch = ???
27 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
You can have ranch with your pizza, but you have to buy the whole bottle. And the bottle costs $25. Don't like it? Get lost!Petty Crimes is hosted by ...
Designated Dummy
20 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Congrats on being the only sober person at my birthday! Wanna come to the after-party? Actually, can you drive us there? All of us?Petty Crimes is hos...
Roof & Bored
13 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
There’s a fine line between someone crashing with you and someone accidentally becoming your roommate - and you just crossed it! Plus, the earth-rat...
Heart-Shaped Cake
06 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
I know it's against company policy. And I know I wrote that policy, but ... make me the forbidden cake for my daughter's birthday! Add one to the acce...
Reverse Oedipus
30 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Can you legally kiss your boss's son on New Year's Eve? What if I told you I only did it because I hate my boss(!). Plus, the fabulous Chandler Dean (...
Jesus, Mary, Ho-seph
23 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's been 7 years. I haven't returned a single one of your phone calls. BUT ... do you wanna be my bridesmaid?! Be sure to celebrate the holidays by t...
Throuple Scuffle
16 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kindly RSVP that you will not kiss my husband on the lips, or tell anyone we're in a throuple. Sincerely, The Bride. Plus, Griff with an update on wha...
Dirty Daniel
09 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Dirty Daniel Island! We’ve got spiders, mold, broken ankles, and exactly three forks. What's not to love?!Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara...
Grand Theft Uh Oh (w/ Mackenzie Fultz)
02 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Real-life private investigator Mackenzie Fultz is here to quote Taylor Swift, convince Griff to rent a car, and finally teach Ceara how to do an accen...
PUPU PETTYGANZA
25 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Uh oh! Mommy and Daddy are fighting. That can only mean one thing ... our Annual Thanksgiving PuPu Pettyganza! Small crimes only. No crumbs.Petty Crim...
The Sixth Wife
18 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Divorced, Beheaded, Died, Divorced, Beheaded, THANKSGIVING SURPRISE! Ceara walks us through the Lily Allen drama, and Griff learns why all the cool ki...
Table For One (w/ Beth Stelling)
11 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Beth Stelling gets us fantasizing about tall Belgian bodybuilders who throw tables to let their feelings out. It's 100 degrees out and the Ko...
No Nut November
04 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What would it take for you to kill your husband? A lie? An affair? A cashew?! Plus, Ceara names her richest friend. And, aww, Griff made some artwork!...
The Ghost of Kinsale
28 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Our spoooookiest episode ever! Corsets, keycards, and Kiki’s - oh my! Oh, and a warning: this week’s episode contains an actual literal ghost (kin...
Wet Bones
21 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How nude is TOO nude? How far will Ceara go for lobster? And why does this week's crime involve a squad of 4-year-old crime scene investigators? All w...
"Summer Camp & Double Dating"
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Our most DATED crimes yet with the most amount of dates, to date! Can an ass break a hand? What was on Netflix in 2016? Find out on this week's episod...
Grace & Franki
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A petty crime at a fabulous retirement community. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you h...
Uncharted Waters
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A petty crime at a charter school featuring wild staff parties, teacher drama, and an eavesdropping principal’s quick rise to power. Subscrib...
The Acapella Battle feat. Bridger Winegar
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There was a time and a place for his mouth to be open, and it was on stage. Follow Bridger Winegar! Subscribe to our YouTube channel to w...
Aunt Peggy
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She’s just a misunderstood, exceedingly able-bodied woman from the small town of New York City. Follow Gianmarco Soresi and don’t miss his spec...
Vows & Vendettas
09 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes...
Find My Friendship
02 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Having a friend’s location is a luxury that should not be taken for granted. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes...
Fertility Lab Drama
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The test results are in and this is a 3-tea-cup crime Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do ...
The Bequeathing of the Backgammon Board
19 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A family heirloom heist is uncovered in this special at-home episode. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Pe...
Winky the ESA feat. Kevin Sullivan
12 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Emotional support, an anonymous HOA note, and why Virgos keep catching strays – OPE! But Ceara’s not here to defend her sign or pretend to care ab...
The Trash Bandit
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
When communal trash becomes corporate warfare. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you hav...
Another Patreon Exclusive: The Handicap Parking Pass
29 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week, but—we’ve got an exclusive peek behind the Patreon! Subscribe to the Patreon here: https://www....
Introducing Ice Cold Case
22 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Petty Criminals! We’re taking a little summer break to recharge, but don’t worry, we wouldn’t leave you hanging. While we’re off, check ou...
A Tale of Twin Flames featuring Chloe Fineman
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This crime has everything…a chef, hairstylists, tattoo artists, polyamory, French toast, and thee Chloe Fineman. Learn more about your ad choice...
Becky's Bundt Cake
08 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A high school graduation and an uneaten bundt cake. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you hav...
The Case of the Moldy Coffee Pot
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A law office, a series of Instagram posts, and a very, very moldy coffee pot. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Pe...
Dana's Brother's Bed
24 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A queer-long distance situationship goes awry... Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a c...
MFA Tow Away
17 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A crime parked in chaos. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be hear...
The YMCA Locker Room
10 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A locker room showdown that begs one question: Y?! Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a...
Short Fuse
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With great power comes great responsibility! Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crim...
Champagne for My Real Friends featuring Traci Thomas
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
...and pain for my sham friends . Follow Traci Thomas on Instgram and listen to her podcast, The Stacks. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to w...
Introducing 30 Morbid Minutes: Death on Airplanes
20 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week, but we want to share with you our latest obsession: 30 Morbid Minutes. The show where comedians Elyse W...
The Tiger King Watch Party
13 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This coal miner’s got an axe on him! Petty Crimes was nominated for a Shorty Award! Vote for us now! https://shortyawards.com/vote/ For you...
Airbnb Boat featuring Ego Nwodim
06 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The rental listing said “please don’t unsnap.” Spoiler alert…she snapped. Follow Ego Nwodim on Instagram and listen to her podcast, Thanks ...
Mattresses & Muffin Butts
29 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Two tales, all on one totally stupid episode. Petty Crimes was nominated for a Shorty Award! Vote for us now! https://shortyawards.com/vote/ F...
The Problem Friend
22 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A yacht, a sugar daddy, and a friend that came without a warning. Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrim...
Date Lab featuring Joel Kim Booster
15 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Print media might be dead, but love is forever! Follow Joel Kim Booster on Instagram and listen to his podcast, Bad Dates. Petty Crimes has been no...
Planes & Prosecco
08 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is getting mid-air tipsy really worth all this? Petty Crimes has been nominated for a Webby Award! Vote for us now! Treat yourself this winter wit...
Runaway Bridesmaid featuring Rosebud Baker
01 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
May we all be blessed with a guardian angel wearing a white crop top and Uggs. Follow Rosebud Baker on Instagram and watch her new special, "Rosebu...
A Patreon Exclusive: Griff's Grindr Daddy
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week, but—we’ve got something just as amazing: a peek behind the paywall. Subscribe to the Petty Patreo...
Crazy For You
18 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
TikTok drama finally makes its way to the Petty Crimes Court. Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes f...
The Lily & A Looky Lou
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Spying on your neighbors is good for your health. Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day r...
The Exxxclusive Greek Restaurant
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sharing is caring. But at work? Not so much. Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day retur...
Trish's Super Bowl Potluck
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"Men, its really time to feed the Ladies. (No, really)." Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 36...
Who Gets the Vibrator? Featuring Brandon Kyle Goodman
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A custody battle filled with sex toys and blackouts. Follow Brandon on Instagram and visit their website to learn more. Treat yourself this winter w...
The WhatsApp Group Chat
11 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She started it! Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on you...
The Swedish Intern
04 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Vi är besatta av Bree! Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day returns, plus free shippin...
Log Mansion
28 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Apparently, Cabin Fever happens in Log Mansions too. Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-da...
The Ladybug Stone
21 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gift that keeps on giving. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be he...
Beach People featuring Caitlin Reilly
14 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"Chairs are for people! That's how it's always been!" ***Note: This episode was recorded before the fires in LA. We send our love to those affected a...
The Great BTS Concert Fallout
06 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
K-Popping in LA--fun but messsyyy. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should ...
The Roast of Ceara Jane O'Sullivan
31 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
She's a jury of her own peers. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be h...
Introducing One Song's All I Want for Christmas is You
24 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week but we've got a cute holiday treat for you. Enjoy One Song's episode on Mariah Carey's iconic "All I Wan...
A Holiday Cheesecake
17 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sharing is caring. Happy Holidays Petty Criminals! Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to ...
The Plunger from Target
10 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Please let this be the last time Charlie's family ever talks about this plunger. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the ...
Let Them Eat Kale
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Timmy and his friends are just squirreling around. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it ...
Bobby
26 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Like Beyoncé, Prince, Cher, and Madonna, Bobby is a one-name icon. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes...
Foodie Behavior
19 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Going out to dinner is tough when you're allergic to substitutions. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crim...
Down Bad Birthday
12 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Sarah’s birthday, and she’ll pretend not to care if she wants to! Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty C...
Trampolines & Gossip
05 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's election day, so make your voice heard by going to the PC Instagram to let us know if you're Team Lola or Team Rosie! Petty Criminals! Do you ...
Pettywise the Clown
29 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This petty crime is basically IT in real life: Georgie’s still haunted by storm drains and red balloons. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime tha...
Friend of Rhonda
22 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We support Rhonda's rights and (some) of her wrongs. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it...
Mortician Adjacent Crime
15 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Cadavers Cadavers Cadavers Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing u...
A Paddy Crime
08 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Who knew biochemical warfare could happen in the suburbs? Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Sub...
No Luck for the Irish
01 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
These cringe-worthy run-ins were neither lucky nor charming. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Cour...
Introducing Podcrushed
24 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week but we want to share a show we’re currently crushing on, Podcrushed — the podcast where Penn Badgley...
Bimbo Summit
17 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Get in bestie, we’re time-traveling to 2009, where a toxic feud sparks a decade-long battle that only Griff and Ceara can settle. Petty Criminals...
Petty Crimes LIVE featuring Yamaneika Saunders
10 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
To all the Petty Criminals who missed our live Vegas show, don't worry — you can catch it right here! Just a heads up though, it gets pretty spicy. ...
Duchess and the Chore Chart
03 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Everybody wants to be a cat but nobody wants to clean the litter box. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes...
The Griff Ambush
27 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ceara and our new producer Amber just might’ve kicked off a full-blown prank war. Featuring Mike Spettel Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that s...
Snapchat Surprise
20 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Snaps may disappear, but this crime will live forever. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it ...
Petty in Pink
13 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Alright, alright... this is our last wedding crime for a bit, but trust us, it's a wild one! Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard...
A Frozen Custody Battle
06 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A sisterly dispute over their mom's old sweatshirt: who will get custody, and who will need to let it go? Submit your own case to the Petty Crimes Cou...
Shrimp Souls
30 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Triplet drama, sandy air mattresses, and a feud over shrimp souls make this the perfect petty summer crime. Submit your own case to the Petty Crimes...
Game of Throws
23 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Petty Criminals, WE’RE BACK and better than ever at our new home, Hartbeat! We’re still the same ol' petty b*tches bringing you the juiciest crime...
Sauna Drama
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s getting hot in here and you’re gonna want to sit (not lie) down for this one! Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes...
Roman Trash
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A two-crimes episode! A trash war in Rome & a flight to Australia involving oral fixation… Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty...
Postal Pooch
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How much is that doggy in the window…going to affect my mail delivery? Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by...
Pile of Stuff
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Storage units come at a cost, but so can your in-laws. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sulliva...
Yankee Swap
26 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Naughty or nice, no gift stolen thrice. Happy holidays, Petty Criminals! Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted b...
Laundry Wars
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The floors were dirty and so was this battle. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Grif...
Petty in Paris (Part Deux)
12 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We hope your passports are valid, Petty Criminals, because it's time for our first-ever counter-testimonial crime! Nous t'aimons! Keep up with us on ...