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Anniversary Crashers

28 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

So excited to celebrate my in-laws' anniversary with my husband, his family, some peacocks, and half my sorority. What? Sorority sisters are family to...

Who Came First

21 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Wow, two crimes about college roommates in a row. Is something going on with college roommates right now?! WATCH ROOMMATES ON NETFLIX! Petty Crimes is...

College Blackout

14 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Just remember: if you push your rich roomie too far, the money's gonna move out too! WATCH CEARA'S MOVIE 'ROOMMATES' ON NETFLIX APRIL 17TH!!! Petty Cr...

The Fake Fendi (w/ Laci Mosley)

07 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Would you like to return your fake bag online, or would you like to come harass me in person? With special guest Laci Mosley.Petty Crimes is...

My Ex's Bed

31 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Would you please help my son (your ex) pick out a new bedframe (to have sex in with other women)? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan an...

She Killed Me Off

24 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Is having no friends a red flag? Maybe. What about writing a book in which your only friend dies?Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and...

Male Manipulator

17 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Dress for the job you want (unless it's making Tiffany cry at a pop-up festival).Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Enn...

Undercover Lover (Live)

10 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

You know what might help introduce your new boyfriend to our mother? A disguise!Recorded live at The City Winery NYC with special guest Erin Farringto...

Feminist Bird Club

03 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Technically, we don't have a "No Boys Allowed" policy - but, for this one man, I would like to make an exception.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane ...

Cat Girl Ego

24 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Thanks for helping me find my cat, neighbor! Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to never speak to you again.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sul...

Separated in Sicily

17 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

I would like to sign up for a group trip. However, I would like to be alone for the group trip. And if you try to come with me ... I'll leave your ass...

Group Project

10 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Hey! Haven't heard from you guys, so I'm gonna submit our group project 2 days early without any of your stuff. Okay great thanks bye!Petty Crimes is ...

Toxic Mom Group

03 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Thanks for helping me pack the U-Haul. Before I go, just wanted to say: never liked you, your friends suck, bye bye!Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Ja...

Pizza + Ranch = ???

27 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

You can have ranch with your pizza, but you have to buy the whole bottle. And the bottle costs $25. Don't like it? Get lost!Petty Crimes is hosted by ...

Designated Dummy

20 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Congrats on being the only sober person at my birthday! Wanna come to the after-party? Actually, can you drive us there? All of us?Petty Crimes is hos...

Roof & Bored

13 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

There’s a fine line between someone crashing with you and someone accidentally becoming your roommate - and you just crossed it! Plus, the earth-rat...

Heart-Shaped Cake

06 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

I know it's against company policy. And I know I wrote that policy, but ... make me the forbidden cake for my daughter's birthday! Add one to the acce...

Reverse Oedipus

30 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Can you legally kiss your boss's son on New Year's Eve? What if I told you I only did it because I hate my boss(!). Plus, the fabulous Chandler Dean (...

Jesus, Mary, Ho-seph

23 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's been 7 years. I haven't returned a single one of your phone calls. BUT ... do you wanna be my bridesmaid?! Be sure to celebrate the holidays by t...

Throuple Scuffle

16 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kindly RSVP that you will not kiss my husband on the lips, or tell anyone we're in a throuple. Sincerely, The Bride. Plus, Griff with an update on wha...

Dirty Daniel

09 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Dirty Daniel Island! We’ve got spiders, mold, broken ankles, and exactly three forks. What's not to love?!Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara...

Grand Theft Uh Oh (w/ Mackenzie Fultz)

02 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Real-life private investigator Mackenzie Fultz is here to quote Taylor Swift, convince Griff to rent a car, and finally teach Ceara how to do an accen...

PUPU PETTYGANZA

25 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Uh oh! Mommy and Daddy are fighting. That can only mean one thing ... our Annual Thanksgiving PuPu Pettyganza! Small crimes only. No crumbs.Petty Crim...

The Sixth Wife

18 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Divorced, Beheaded, Died, Divorced, Beheaded, THANKSGIVING SURPRISE! Ceara walks us through the Lily Allen drama, and Griff learns why all the cool ki...

Table For One (w/ Beth Stelling)

11 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Beth Stelling gets us fantasizing about tall Belgian bodybuilders who throw tables to let their feelings out. It's 100 degrees out and the Ko...

No Nut November

04 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What would it take for you to kill your husband? A lie? An affair? A cashew?! Plus, Ceara names her richest friend. And, aww, Griff made some artwork!...

The Ghost of Kinsale

28 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Our spoooookiest episode ever! Corsets, keycards, and Kiki’s - oh my! Oh, and a warning: this week’s episode contains an actual literal ghost (kin...

Wet Bones

21 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

How nude is TOO nude? How far will Ceara go for lobster? And why does this week's crime involve a squad of 4-year-old crime scene investigators? All w...

"Summer Camp & Double Dating"

14 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Our most DATED crimes yet with the most amount of dates, to date! Can an ass break a hand? What was on Netflix in 2016? Find out on this week's episod...

Grace & Franki

07 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A petty crime at a fabulous retirement community. Subscribe to our ⁠YouTube channel⁠ to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you h...

Uncharted Waters

30 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A petty crime at a charter school featuring wild staff parties, teacher drama, and an eavesdropping principal’s quick rise to power.   Subscrib...

The Acapella Battle feat. Bridger Winegar

23 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There was a time and a place for his mouth to be open, and it was on stage. Follow Bridger Winegar! Subscribe to our ⁠YouTube channel⁠ to w...

Aunt Peggy

16 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She’s just a misunderstood, exceedingly able-bodied woman from the small town of New York City. Follow Gianmarco Soresi and don’t miss his spec...

Vows & Vendettas

09 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Subscribe to our ⁠YouTube channel⁠ to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes...

Find My Friendship

02 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Having a friend’s location is a luxury that should not be taken for granted. Subscribe to our ⁠YouTube channel⁠ to watch full video episodes...

Fertility Lab Drama

26 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The test results are in and this is a 3-tea-cup crime Subscribe to our ⁠YouTube channel⁠ to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do ...

The Bequeathing of the Backgammon Board

19 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A family heirloom heist is uncovered in this special at-home episode.  Subscribe to our ⁠YouTube channel⁠ to watch full video episodes. Pe...

Winky the ESA feat. Kevin Sullivan

12 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Emotional support, an anonymous HOA note, and why Virgos keep catching strays – OPE! But Ceara’s not here to defend her sign or pretend to care ab...

The Trash Bandit

05 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

When communal trash becomes corporate warfare. Subscribe to our ⁠YouTube channel⁠ to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you hav...

Another Patreon Exclusive: The Handicap Parking Pass

29 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week, but—we’ve got an exclusive peek behind the Patreon! Subscribe to the Patreon here: https://www....

Introducing Ice Cold Case

22 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Petty Criminals! We’re taking a little summer break to recharge, but don’t worry, we wouldn’t leave you hanging. While we’re off, check ou...

A Tale of Twin Flames featuring Chloe Fineman

15 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This crime has everything…a chef, hairstylists, tattoo artists, polyamory, French toast, and thee Chloe Fineman.  Learn more about your ad choice...

Becky's Bundt Cake

08 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A high school graduation and an uneaten bundt cake.  Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you hav...

The Case of the Moldy Coffee Pot

01 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A law office, a series of Instagram posts, and a very, very moldy coffee pot. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Pe...

Dana's Brother's Bed

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A queer-long distance situationship goes awry... Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a c...

MFA Tow Away

17 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A crime parked in chaos. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be hear...

The YMCA Locker Room

10 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A locker room showdown that begs one question: Y?! Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a...

Short Fuse

03 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

With great power comes great responsibility! Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crim...

Champagne for My Real Friends featuring Traci Thomas

27 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

...and pain for my sham friends . Follow Traci Thomas on Instgram and listen to her podcast, The Stacks. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to w...

Introducing 30 Morbid Minutes: Death on Airplanes

20 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week, but we want to share with you our latest obsession: 30 Morbid Minutes. The show where comedians Elyse W...

The Tiger King Watch Party

13 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This coal miner’s got an axe on him!  Petty Crimes was nominated for a Shorty Award! Vote for us now! https://shortyawards.com/vote/ For you...

Airbnb Boat featuring Ego Nwodim

06 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The rental listing said “please don’t unsnap.” Spoiler alert…she snapped. Follow Ego Nwodim on Instagram and listen to her podcast, Thanks ...

Mattresses & Muffin Butts

29 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Two tales, all on one totally stupid episode. Petty Crimes was nominated for a Shorty Award! Vote for us now!  https://shortyawards.com/vote/ F...

The Problem Friend

22 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A yacht, a sugar daddy, and a friend that came without a warning. Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrim...

Date Lab featuring Joel Kim Booster

15 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Print media might be dead, but love is forever! Follow Joel Kim Booster on Instagram and listen to his podcast, Bad Dates. Petty Crimes has been no...

Planes & Prosecco

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is getting mid-air tipsy really worth all this? Petty Crimes has been nominated for a Webby Award! Vote for us now! Treat yourself this winter wit...

Runaway Bridesmaid featuring Rosebud Baker

01 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

May we all be blessed with a guardian angel wearing a white crop top and Uggs.  Follow Rosebud Baker on Instagram and watch her new special, "Rosebu...

A Patreon Exclusive: Griff's Grindr Daddy

25 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week, but—we’ve got something just as amazing: a peek behind the paywall. Subscribe to the Petty Patreo...

Crazy For You

18 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

TikTok drama finally makes its way to the Petty Crimes Court. Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes f...

The Lily & A Looky Lou

11 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Spying on your neighbors is good for your health. Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day r...

The Exxxclusive Greek Restaurant

04 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sharing is caring. But at work? Not so much. Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day retur...

Trish's Super Bowl Potluck

25 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

"Men, its really time to feed the Ladies. (No, really)." Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 36...

Who Gets the Vibrator? Featuring Brandon Kyle Goodman

24 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A custody battle filled with sex toys and blackouts. Follow Brandon on Instagram and visit their website to learn more. Treat yourself this winter w...

The WhatsApp Group Chat

11 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She started it! Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on you...

The Swedish Intern

04 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vi är besatta av Bree! Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day returns, plus free shippin...

Log Mansion

28 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Apparently, Cabin Fever happens in Log Mansions too. Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-da...

The Ladybug Stone

21 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The gift that keeps on giving. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be he...

Beach People featuring Caitlin Reilly

14 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

"Chairs are for people! That's how it's always been!" ***Note: This episode was recorded before the fires in LA. We send our love to those affected a...

The Great BTS Concert Fallout

06 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

K-Popping in LA--fun but messsyyy. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should ...

The Roast of Ceara Jane O'Sullivan

31 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

She's a jury of her own peers. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be h...

Introducing One Song's All I Want for Christmas is You

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week but we've got a cute holiday treat for you. Enjoy One Song's episode on Mariah Carey's iconic "All I Wan...

A Holiday Cheesecake

17 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sharing is caring. Happy Holidays Petty Criminals! Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to ...

The Plunger from Target

10 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Please let this be the last time Charlie's family ever talks about this plunger.   Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the ...

Let Them Eat Kale

03 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Timmy and his friends are just squirreling around.   Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it ...

Bobby

26 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Like Beyoncé, Prince, Cher, and Madonna, Bobby is a one-name icon.   Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes...

Foodie Behavior

19 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Going out to dinner is tough when you're allergic to substitutions.     Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crim...

Down Bad Birthday

12 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Sarah’s birthday, and she’ll pretend not to care if she wants to! Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty C...

Trampolines & Gossip

05 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's election day, so make your voice heard by going to the PC Instagram to let us know if you're Team Lola or Team Rosie!   Petty Criminals! Do you ...

Pettywise the Clown

29 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This petty crime is basically IT in real life: Georgie’s still haunted by storm drains and red balloons.   Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime tha...

Friend of Rhonda

22 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We support Rhonda's rights and (some) of her wrongs.   Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it...

Mortician Adjacent Crime

15 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Cadavers Cadavers Cadavers   Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing u...

A Paddy Crime

08 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Who knew biochemical warfare could happen in the suburbs?   Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Sub...

No Luck for the Irish

01 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

These cringe-worthy run-ins were neither lucky nor charming.     Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Cour...

Introducing Podcrushed

24 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week but we want to share a show we’re currently crushing on, Podcrushed — the podcast where Penn Badgley...

Bimbo Summit

17 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Get in bestie, we’re time-traveling to 2009, where a toxic feud sparks a decade-long battle that only Griff and Ceara can settle.   Petty Criminals...

Petty Crimes LIVE featuring Yamaneika Saunders

10 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

To all the Petty Criminals who missed our live Vegas show, don't worry — you can catch it right here! Just a heads up though, it gets pretty spicy. ...

Duchess and the Chore Chart

03 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Everybody wants to be a cat but nobody wants to clean the litter box.  Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes...

The Griff Ambush

27 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ceara and our new producer Amber just might’ve kicked off a full-blown prank war. Featuring Mike Spettel Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that s...

Snapchat Surprise

20 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Snaps may disappear, but this crime will live forever. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it ...

Petty in Pink

13 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Alright, alright... this is our last wedding crime for a bit, but trust us, it's a wild one! Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard...

A Frozen Custody Battle

06 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A sisterly dispute over their mom's old sweatshirt: who will get custody, and who will need to let it go? Submit your own case to the Petty Crimes Cou...

Shrimp Souls

30 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Triplet drama, sandy air mattresses, and a feud over shrimp souls make this the perfect petty summer crime.  Submit your own case to the Petty Crimes...

Game of Throws

23 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Petty Criminals, WE’RE BACK and better than ever at our new home, Hartbeat! We’re still the same ol' petty b*tches bringing you the juiciest crime...

Sauna Drama

11 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s getting hot in here and you’re gonna want to sit (not lie) down for this one! Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes...

Roman Trash

04 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A two-crimes episode! A trash war in Rome & a flight to Australia involving oral fixation… Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty...

Postal Pooch

28 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How much is that doggy in the window…going to affect my mail delivery? Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by...

Pile of Stuff

21 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Storage units come at a cost, but so can your in-laws. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sulliva...

Yankee Swap

26 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Naughty or nice, no gift stolen thrice. Happy holidays, Petty Criminals! Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted b...

Laundry Wars

19 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The floors were dirty and so was this battle. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Grif...

Petty in Paris (Part Deux)

12 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We hope your passports are valid, Petty Criminals, because it's time for our first-ever counter-testimonial crime! Nous t'aimons! Keep up with us on ...

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