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Chapter 1: What predictions are made for the upcoming Premier League matches?
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I'm just going to preface this. I'm a little bit ill today.
Chapter 2: How do the hosts react to last week's match results?
So Lewis, sorry, Lisa.
Lisa, it's your birthday. Can I say a controversial opinion? And if you're Italian, don't take offence. I think the Mona Lisa is fucking shit. She's not even fit.
She's just sat there like a knob. Why does everything have to be about looks? Just because you're a handsome fella. They have pants out there with dragons. Not everyone can look as good as you. At least the Sistine Chapel has a bit of nudity. Is the Mona Lisa even French? No, Italian. Isn't it French?
Chapter 3: What are the highlights of the Brentford vs Fulham game?
Italian. Come on. It's from the Renaissance. Do you know what they say about it, though? There's a code underneath. You do actually look like the Mona Lisa.
Hey, by the way, you see Harland do that smile? He didn't do that. Put the picture on screen. Hey, Harland, I'm glad you saw my message, mate. Right back at you.
Yeah, there it is. It's not even showing teeth.
You can do it like this. I said it was a close mouth.
Chapter 4: What insights are shared about Newcastle's recent performances?
Right. Anyway, last week got a bit crazy. So we're not doing a forfeit this week. All right.
But apparently next week, Will's got something lined up. Maybe the jelly deals. Also, we don't know who's won this week. We are going to rattle through them, but there's still two games to play. Right, Will? Yeah. There's still two games to play. Well, we'll see. We'll see how we go. Anyway, let's rattle through these and then... Can I let you know back home, though?
I am completely nude under this.
Chapter 5: How do the hosts feel about Arsenal's current form?
Like, like completely fucking nude. Yeah, go on.
It is out.
Yeah, it's, you have a surprising, like a genuinely surprisingly tiny bulge. Yeah, I'm a grower. Yeah, but your bollocks don't grow, do they?
The ball sucks. Oh no, the Bouldens all have big balls. You don't. It's really hot under here now. It's like a fucking, it's own ecosystem under here.
You've just got, you've just turned the air con off, son. Yeah, I mean, it's fucking, I'm fucking boiling. Anyway, before we rattle through this, make sure you download Dabble, guys. All right?
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Chapter 6: What predictions are made for the Liverpool vs Palace match?
Use code Pitchside. You're going to get £10 free if you bet £10. All right? I said you buy one, you get one free. Is that right, Lou? Yeah, you buy one, you get one free. And a free Mona Lisa with every order. And, I mean, if you want to follow us, lads, I'll be honest, genuinely, I'll be fucking honest, Reeve's been actually slapping up a few winners, hasn't he? You need help.
Do you know what I do need help with? My bets, but luckily I can copy a bet from a friend. Yeah, you can. You can copy your friends, you can copy your favourite creators, you can follow tips on there, copy them as well. So if you do fancy a bet this weekend, make it a smarter one, like me and Lisa are going to do. I'm going to do more than that, mate.
Chapter 7: What are the key discussions regarding the Wolves and their future?
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Good boy.
My God, it's fucking hot.
So, I mean, we will... We are going to have a little discussion about a few things because Lewis wasn't on the pod this week because he was on.
Holiday, holiday.
I'm actually keying back a more sophisticated person. Yeah, we're not going to be... It's not going to be as crazy today, guys.
We're still going to do a few... Why are you wrecking it? Why someone else wants to wear that? Who? Me?
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Chapter 8: What final thoughts do the hosts share about the Premier League season?
I was going to take that home. Anyway, rattling through game week 33, guys.
Right, first game of the weekend was Brentford Fulham. It was 0-0. I predicted a home win. You predicted a draw. That makes it 1-0 to the Chimp. Leeds beat Wolves 3-0. I predicted 2-0. You predicted 2-1. That makes it 2-1 to you, Chimp. Yeah, and then Leeds won 3-0. Tom said 2-0... Leave it to Mason. Newcastle lost at home to Bournemouth. Again?
Again? I lost again.
I lost again. Right. I lost again. Keep going. I'm going to iron you out.
Yeah, that is on.
Ah!
Just quickly, obviously you weren't on the pod, so we didn't really talk about Newcastle that much, other than the fact you are completely embarrassing. You're 14th, I think? You want to talk about this? You're only three points ahead. We're six points off Europe, mate. What? We're six points off Europe. What's your problem? Okay, you're three points ahead of Leeds. We're six points off Europe.
We can mathematically still get Europe. You... It's all going to go on plan. Six points top of Europe. After beating Arsenal, it'll be three points. You said you were going to go on a run three games ago, right? You have lost three in a row. Mm-hmm. Thoughts? I would have preferred a win. Are you how out? No. Do you not think he's taken the boys a bit too far?
No, I think some of the boys have pushed the luck too far.
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