BONUS: Premier League PREDICTIONS Show EP. 31
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What is the main theme of the Premier League Predictions Show?
Welcome back to the greatest show on Earth! What might that be called, Tom? It's the Prediction Show, man! It's the Premier League Prediction Show, motherfucker!
You don't get this on Sky Sports, do you?
A lot of comments are saying that lately, haven't they? Anyway, before we get into it, first of all, Mr. Tree, man, you're looking hot. Leaf it out.
Yellow, is anyone there? Yellow? Yellow? It's probably a stand-up comedy act.
It's supposed to be the colour yellow, though. Are they barking down their phone? Leave the jokes to me, funny boy.
I think they're barking down the wrong tree, though. I don't want any extra large condoms.
Thank you. Do you know what you do need? Actually, not with that. I do want extra large condoms. I've been hit the clock, man. What you also need, guys, is to download Dabble, right? Mother effing now, okay? Download Dabble. Don't worry about what he's doing over there. Download Dabble, and when you bet £10, you're going to get £10 completely free in bets. Stop this. Someone else has got to use that money. Yeah, but Theo. Yeah, well, his breath's actually bad. So, look, you need to understand, guys, if you've skipped this, by the way, I'm going to fucking find you, John, watching this right now. Johnny boy. Johnny boy.
Johnny boy.
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Where have all the good men gone?
And where are all the gods? Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon his fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need. I need a hero. Now kiss it, kiss the horse. Kiss the, kiss the horse. Kiss the horse. Have you heard what the streets are saying?
What's that? I've got the best voice on YouTube. Let's review last week's predictions. We do have a forfeit this week. Oh, yay. Will says there is a clear winner and we don't know what it is. I'm going to assume it's something bad. Go on then, Will. Show us what we've got. Oh, there's a spoon. Oh, that's not bad. That is bad. Game week 34. The current scores. 17-17. It's 17-0, bitch. That's fucking crazy. It's Britney, bitch. Friday kicked off. Leeds 3, Burnley 1. Tom predicted 3-1 to Leeds. You predicted 2-0. Don't you get a little point there, buddy? I'm really treed off. So that's 3-1 to Tommy Garrett. Next game, Brentford 3, West Ham 0. I predicted a Brentford win.
How do previous match predictions compare to current expectations?
You predicted a draw. That makes it 4-1 to me. Newcastle actually won a game, but we both predicted a Brighton win. So it stays 3-1. Wolves drew with Sunderland. We both got that wrong. So it's 4-1. Moving on to Arsenal Fulham. We both got this wrong. You predicted an away win. I predicted a draw. So it stays 4-1 to me. Bournemouth beat Palace. I got a result. It's a home win. You just went for a normal home win. So that's 6-2 to me. Moving on to Man Utd-Liverpool. Both got this wrong as well. So it stays 6-2. Villa played Spurs. Spurs won 2-1. I predicted 2-1, guys. 9-2 to Tommy Gannett. Moving on to Chelsea Forest. We both got this wrong because it was an away win to the Tricky Trees. so that stays 9-2 to me Everton drew in Man City none of us got that right either so that stays 9-2 to me we don't need the one to watch because obviously that's the decider that means I win and now I finally take the lead when it's getting serious mother effer oh shit yeah I'm taking the lead bitch call me Man City because I'm here to fucking penetrate you
What? It's not, no. Varnish on your lips and then you have to have like a little spoon of cinnamon. Is it big? Big. But you have to try and eat it.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main theme of the Premier League Predictions Show?
0:00–3:52
2
How do previous match predictions compare to current expectations?
3:52–7:12
3
What are the predictions for upcoming Premier League matches?
7:12–9:56
4
How do team performances impact predictions?
9:56–11:57
5
What are the key statistics influencing this week's predictions?
11:57–14:02
6
How do personal biases affect match predictions?
14:02–16:40
7
What humorous moments arise during the predictions?
16:40–18:01
8
How do the hosts wrap up their predictions and engage with the audience?
18:01–33:18
Speakers
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