BONUS: Premier League PREDICTIONS Show EP. 31

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What is the main theme of the Premier League Predictions Show?

Lewis Bowden 0:00
Welcome back to the greatest show on Earth! What might that be called, Tom? It's the Prediction Show, man! It's the Premier League Prediction Show, motherfucker!
Theo Baker 0:10
You don't get this on Sky Sports, do you?
Lewis Bowden 0:13
A lot of comments are saying that lately, haven't they? Anyway, before we get into it, first of all, Mr. Tree, man, you're looking hot. Leaf it out.
Theo Baker 0:25
Yellow, is anyone there? Yellow? Yellow? It's probably a stand-up comedy act.
Lewis Bowden 0:31
It's supposed to be the colour yellow, though. Are they barking down their phone? Leave the jokes to me, funny boy.
Theo Baker 0:39
I think they're barking down the wrong tree, though. I don't want any extra large condoms.
Lewis Bowden 0:43
Thank you. Do you know what you do need? Actually, not with that. I do want extra large condoms. I've been hit the clock, man. What you also need, guys, is to download Dabble, right? Mother effing now, okay? Download Dabble. Don't worry about what he's doing over there. Download Dabble, and when you bet £10, you're going to get £10 completely free in bets. Stop this. Someone else has got to use that money. Yeah, but Theo. Yeah, well, his breath's actually bad. So, look, you need to understand, guys, if you've skipped this, by the way, I'm going to fucking find you, John, watching this right now. Johnny boy. Johnny boy.
Tom Garratt 1:22
Johnny boy.
Lewis Bowden 1:22
John from Swansea. I know you've skipped this ad.
Tom Garratt 1:26
I'm sorry about it. I'm sorry.
Lewis Bowden 1:27
I'm going to find you, John. John, bye. Look, there's loads going on in the app with weekly live streams, banter rooms, and us lot are on there. There's tips on there as well. You can copy people's bets if you don't know what you're doing yourself. All right, Sonny. And remember, look, Use code PITCHSIDE. Make sure you use code PITCHSIDE when you sign up and bet £10. You're going to get £10 completely free. You need to be 18 and over. New customers only. Please come responsibly. Visit gamblerware.org.
Unknown 2:00
Where have all the good men gone?
Lewis Bowden 2:02
And where are all the gods? Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Tom Garratt 2:13
Isn't there a white knight upon his fiery steed?
Unknown 2:19
Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need. I need a hero. Now kiss it, kiss the horse. Kiss the, kiss the horse. Kiss the horse. Have you heard what the streets are saying?
Lewis Bowden 3:09
What's that? I've got the best voice on YouTube. Let's review last week's predictions. We do have a forfeit this week. Oh, yay. Will says there is a clear winner and we don't know what it is. I'm going to assume it's something bad. Go on then, Will. Show us what we've got. Oh, there's a spoon. Oh, that's not bad. That is bad. Game week 34. The current scores. 17-17. It's 17-0, bitch. That's fucking crazy. It's Britney, bitch. Friday kicked off. Leeds 3, Burnley 1. Tom predicted 3-1 to Leeds. You predicted 2-0. Don't you get a little point there, buddy? I'm really treed off. So that's 3-1 to Tommy Garrett. Next game, Brentford 3, West Ham 0. I predicted a Brentford win.

How do previous match predictions compare to current expectations?

Lewis Bowden 3:52
You predicted a draw. That makes it 4-1 to me. Newcastle actually won a game, but we both predicted a Brighton win. So it stays 3-1. Wolves drew with Sunderland. We both got that wrong. So it's 4-1. Moving on to Arsenal Fulham. We both got this wrong. You predicted an away win. I predicted a draw. So it stays 4-1 to me. Bournemouth beat Palace. I got a result. It's a home win. You just went for a normal home win. So that's 6-2 to me. Moving on to Man Utd-Liverpool. Both got this wrong as well. So it stays 6-2. Villa played Spurs. Spurs won 2-1. I predicted 2-1, guys. 9-2 to Tommy Gannett. Moving on to Chelsea Forest. We both got this wrong because it was an away win to the Tricky Trees. so that stays 9-2 to me Everton drew in Man City none of us got that right either so that stays 9-2 to me we don't need the one to watch because obviously that's the decider that means I win and now I finally take the lead when it's getting serious mother effer oh shit yeah I'm taking the lead bitch call me Man City because I'm here to fucking penetrate you
Lewis Bowden 5:00
What? It's not, no. Varnish on your lips and then you have to have like a little spoon of cinnamon. Is it big? Big. But you have to try and eat it.

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