BONUS: Premier League PREDICTIONS Show EP.5, S2

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Tom Garratt 0:00
Hi, guys. I just wanted to come on here and clarify that there was no use of any green screen in today's episode.
Unknown 0:07
Welcome back to The Greatest Show on Earth. It's the greatest. It's the best. It's number one.
Jack Mate 0:12
We're number one. Are we still? Oh, hello. Yeah, are you okay? Well, if you're wondering why I'm dressed like this, I've had to go and rescue Lewis. Hey,
Unknown 0:21
I went to the land of the pizza and the pie.
Jack Mate 0:24
So, yeah,
Unknown 0:26
that's
Jack Mate 0:26
rescuing from Jamaica.
Unknown 0:27
No, the pizza and the pie and the galdi. Oh, yeah. Oh, they like the long-legged boots. The long-legged boots in Italiano.
Jack Mate 0:38
Yeah, so as I said, Lewis was in Kingston the weekend and I've had to rescue him. So if you are seeing this late, we are going to try our best to get it out normal time. Yeah, man. But there's a possibility it's late because we've had to record this very late and obviously it becomes carnage. You don't need to hear the details, but what you do need
Unknown 0:56
to hear
Jack Mate 0:57
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Unknown 1:02
in free bets.
Jack Mate 1:02
That's it. When you bet £10, you get £10 free. You can bet on any sport you like. Football, racing, whatever. Whatever you like. Darts, even if the darts are on. Flamingo racing. Chariot car. I don't think that's in
Unknown 1:14
there. No,
Jack Mate 1:15
don't. That's it. And there's loads of banter rooms. There's loads of places you can have a little chit-chat with all your friends. Like Lewis. Lewis lives in Aces. He's got no friends. So if you do fancy a bet this weekend, make it a smarter one. Download DoubleN, the promo code PeachSide. Bet £10 and get £10 free. It is 18 plus only. It's new customers only. T and Cs apply. Please go and respond to it at bgambler.org. You don't look very tanned. Oh, this is the thing, right? When you go to Italiano, you realise real quick. Oh, you went to
Unknown 1:40
Italy? I'd just like to say, pie is
Jack Mate 1:53
British. Not a pizza pie, lad. A pizza pie is American.
Tom Garratt 1:59
Can I say
Jack Mate 1:59
something, by the way? Italian pizza pies, bit shit like. You don't like rustic Italian pizza?
Tom Garratt 2:07
I'm just saying, like, if you're Clem and you invented this whole thing, I thought you'd be a bit better. I ordered a three cheese pizza, right? Yeah.
Jack Mate 2:14
Weren't even any tomato on it. Really? Yeah, it was like a cheese toasty. I'm not even joking. Are you sure it wasn't cheesy garlic bread? I know. I speak Italian. Of course. Grazie. Also, I'm part of the mafia now. Can you say that? You're part of the mob? I've actually just finished watching Philadelphia versus the mob. It's pretty weird. Yeah, well, that was my great papa. We call him Papa. What's his name? Baba. Papa El Toro. El Toro? I reckon that means... I
Tom Garratt 2:40
think
Jack Mate 2:40
it's Mexican, isn't it? I don't know.
Tom Garratt 2:41
No, that's
Jack Mate 2:42
where I got this hat from. So
Tom Garratt 2:42
guys, if you fuck with me, you're fucking with the mob, bitch. But anyways, this is a football prediction show.
Jack Mate 2:47
Yeah, let's review last week's scores and see who's going to get a red arse. It's 2-1 going into game week four. First up last week, we had Aston Villa 1, Nottingham Forest 2. You predicted a draw. I went with a home win. So no points. Nil points. Bournemouth 2, Brentford 1. I went with a draw. You went with an away win. So that's 1-0 me. Palace 2, Ipswich 3. You went with a home win. I went with a draw. Very close. 2-2. 1-0 me still. Chelsea 2, Hull 2. You
Tom Garratt 3:16
called and resorted, which
Jack Mate 3:17
is big. Lewis went with 2-1, I went with 4-1. This is a horrendous streak from us both here.
Tom Garratt 3:21
Yeah,
Jack Mate 3:22
this
Tom Garratt 3:22
is probably the worst one we've ever
Jack Mate 3:23
done. Because then you called and resorted Liverpool-Fulham. I went with a home win as well. So that stays 1-0 to me. Going into Spurs-Everton, board draw, nil-nil.
Unknown 3:33
If you win this
Jack Mate 3:33
1-0... We both went... Yes! We both went with home wins. It's 1-0 me going into Sunderland Arsenal. Lewis went with 2-0. He stole that from me. I wanted that. It was 2-0, which makes it 3-2 to Lewis. We both went with away wins for Brighton, which makes it 4-3 to Lewis. Going into Man Utd Man City, which was 3-1. Sorry, 1-0 Man City. Lewis went 3-1. I went 2-1 City. That's 5-4. Going into Leeds 4, Newcastle 1-0. The final game of the weekend. I went with a draw, stupidly. I fancied Leeds as well. Lewis went with a Newcastle win, obviously.

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