Pendejo Time
Episodes
wet
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
white entertainment televisionSupport the show
Sheriff Louisanarexia
22 Aug 2024
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skinny in the swamp Support the show
Mind Porno
15 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
To continue talking to your grandson, you must first watch 20 seconds of Mind Porno. Do you accept? Support the show
creamer
09 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I see a coffee and I hate to drink it black. I use my creamer to turn it to brown not black Support the show
The Pot Bug
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Thomas' new anti-drug PSA for kids and parents everywhere Support the show
Thomas Hosts the Oscars
25 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
He really could do it I was kinda blown away. Support the show
Megan McClam
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
daughter of sea veteran John McClamSupport the show
Uncle Sam [Feat Sam @RealOnlineBoy
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back Unc. Support the show
the 4th
04 Jul 2024
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the story of independenceSupport the show
Pendejo's Playhouse
28 Jun 2024
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Episode One: Camping Trip Episode Two: Karaoke Night Episode Three: The Interrogation Support the show
uncle chuckler
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
welcome to the FBI son Support the show
foreman....?
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
now I dont know why its necessary for the job for me to wear this lace corset but like I told the the lady im willing to learn Support the show
rooster henley and chicken chicker
06 Jun 2024
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evil chicken men Support the show
davius shrimp
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
shrimp so good itllSupport the show
doochie
23 May 2024
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tee heeSupport the show
Chris lizard
17 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
have a seat on under that sun lamp for me. what are you doing here ?Support the show
baseball
09 May 2024
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simmer downSupport the show
dumb bitch juice
02 May 2024
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dangerous thots
25 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
comedy is dangerous again alhamdulillahSupport the show
Green M&M, Je T'Aime [Feat Mike Recine]
19 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We gotta bring back hot candy what kinda fuckin world is this. Check out "Out for Smokes" pod, as well as Mike's Special "I'm...
Blow(My)Back(Out) [Ft. Noah Kulwin]
11 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
the longest episode we've ever done and one of my personal favorites with Noah Kulwin of Blowback. We talk 9/11, jewish guys, and why Christians ...
israeli strip clubs
05 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
there weren't any in Dagestan. who woulda thunkSupport the show
mr motivation
29 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
if you don't have a thick one get off my sales team Support the show
sex toy reviews vol. 1
22 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
a new twist on a fan favoriteSupport the show
backyard brawlers
14 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
retvrn to tradition... Support the show
Hard Knock Rife (Ft. Brandon Wardell)
07 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
wazaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Support the show
Yellow Wet Bread
29 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hearty Thomas Recipes for the American Home Support the show
therapist assassin
23 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
in 2046 texas has given therapists the power of judge jury executioner and therapist, one therapist in texas only handles one type of trauma... blun...
Executioner Salary, Executioner Benefits, Executioner Work From Home
16 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Executioner Jobs Near Me 150k A Year Torturer Jobs Frisco, Texas Support the show
WSV
08 Feb 2024
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A whole new type of bible Support the show
True Detective Season 5
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Starring Foghorn Leghorn Support the show
Homeless Guy Bar Initiative
26 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
giving homeless guys what they want, not what they need. Support the show
B.U.N.T.
18 Jan 2024
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Beach University of North Texas in Denton. "Survivors Go Here." Support the show
pious and pure of heart
11 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
vestigial religion Support the show
happy-ass reaper
04 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I like eating oats and shit. that your baby? time for him to go lol. Support the show
The Life and Times of Smokey De La Truve
28 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Let his life be a warning Support the show
The HEB Bandit (Ft. JT Kelley)
22 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian and long time friend of mine JT joins us to talk about Cucking, pretending to be deaf to avoid jail, and smoking heroin. Checkout JT on Insta...
Mousie Cheese and the Perilous Villain
15 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jake is sick please don't tell him I did this. Support the show
The Bards of North Texas
07 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Boosting the morale of millwrights, pipe fitters, welders, and alcoholics through sweet song and dashing dance. Support the show
strip club reviews 2
30 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
throwing it back by popular demandSupport the show
On the Origin of Christmas, Evil, and the Known Universe
23 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
My grandpa, the Devil. Support the show
A Pendejo Space Caper
16 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Can You Solve The Mystery? Support the show
5101-GROOVE
09 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The sexiest mothafuckin radio station for nasty ass mothafuckas Support the show
Martin Luther Squeak jr.
02 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I have a cheese. lol. Support the show
food song variety hour
26 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
for the real day ones this goes out to you. Support the show
bad
20 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
first shitty episode in a while but hey they can't all be winners. Support the show
anyone want to sell me a car
12 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
they got my shit on lockdown and there is no end in sight. if you have a restored nova or firebird and you want to sell it for 200 dollars hit my line...
Arlen, Germany
06 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
but dad you told me the eagle tattoo was because its your favorite bird Support the show
cookie
28 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
cookie yum yum so good. who gives a shit anymore. come to scuba's tavern nov 10th Chicago 8 PM ticket here Patreon.com/pendejotime Support the s...
The Tech Summit
21 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Folks it is the year the Thomas. His inventions? Groundbreaking. His work ethic? Unmatched. His phone? Dripping with spit. Support the show
new ad reads
14 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
ridge wallet keeps leaving me on seen so we got some new ads but I am not sure I trust these guys. Support the show
strip club reviews
07 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
tales from the titty barsSupport the show
the randy test
31 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
question one: could you love a fat bald white man who's mother tells her friends he died? question two: do you think it's sexy that I alw...
father science
24 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
welcome to daddy university of technology Support the show
soberlock holmes
18 Aug 2023
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professor moriarty is the one behind the kiaboys and only I can stop themSupport the show
foul-long dong
10 Aug 2023
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5000 years of civilization reborn.Support the show
the dinner date
03 Aug 2023
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stanley stinkers
28 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Another riveting journey into the minds of the South's leading intellectualsSupport the show
daps
21 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
for 200 dollars we convince yo wife she crazy and going blind and that her momma adicctred to porno and then you can leave her for being all of those ...
4 to 6 beers
13 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
its the perfect amountSupport the show
tugboat diaries
06 Jul 2023
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life on the coastSupport the show
Themdiana Jones
30 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Still a working title sorrySupport the show
so much doja they call me cat
22 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I smoke so much weed they call me whackerSupport the show
advice and business
15 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
this is what the listeners want. life advice and a business idea from Thomas so bad that he would die immediately if it ever came to fruition. sign up...
laid off
08 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
have a seat sir, thank you for the pizza. what brings you hear today. I'm gonna have a slice of that. Support the show
boycott target (Ft. Will Menaker)
01 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Will joins us to talk about the state of worship music today Support the show
build your own heaven
25 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
took a little while to get going on this one so another long episode for the true sick fucksSupport the show
pousey
19 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
hhhello i am hhhungarian red pill christian i come to myami florrrida to marry hot sexy girl who look like laura ingraham and drink like my baba. Sup...
Jake and Tom Go to High School
11 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Your two best friends reminisce on their primes...high school studs, star quarterbacks, gods of the arena. What becomes lost to this earth can only ...
long
05 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
tight 90Support the show
tussin and turnin
27 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
making yourself sick to get more drugs from the doctor is something that every young man does a few times in his life. Support the show
420
20 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
never should have smoked that shit Support the show
the birdman
13 Apr 2023
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he's fucking everyone's wife Support the show
pud light
06 Apr 2023
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boycotting anhueser busch by drinking hand sanitizer and throwing my kids into the pool too hardSupport the show
bio-jesus
30 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
bring back midsSupport the show
baby surgery
24 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Had some technical difficulties recording this one so I threw a song on the beginning. Come get your slop -TSupport the show
tony johnny
16 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhSupport the show
fun time
09 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
yay Support the show
The Key
03 Mar 2023
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mysteries abound Support the show
if it ain't fixed, don't fix it
24 Feb 2023
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Time theft tips for the common manSupport the show
dead mall
17 Feb 2023
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road rage
10 Feb 2023
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hey buddy come over here and wrap me up like a pretzel Support the show
banana island
02 Feb 2023
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thomas goes to the Dominican Republic to find a wife Support the show
salad days (ft. bryan quinby aka murderxbryan)
26 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan joins us to talk about being a big time low down dog and how it makes you stronger I guess. check out his shows the POD kast and more coming soo...
friends in guy places
19 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You and me brother...we're one fusion restaurant idea from making it out of this town.Support the show
poop texas
12 Jan 2023
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honey you told me we could see poop texas on our way to mingus texas and black texas and butt texasSupport the show
that boy ain't right
06 Jan 2023
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Thomas is off probation and we're party rocking in the free worldSupport the show
i feel bad
29 Dec 2022
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James Brown voiceSupport the show
history
23 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
end of the world Support the show
bullriders
15 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
i fucking love podcasting Support the show
something in the water (feat. turdhurricane)
09 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Thank you to our friend @turdhurricane for joining me. You can find him on Twitter as well as TikTok. Back to business as usual next weekSupport the s...
late night radio
02 Dec 2022
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24/7 baby Support the show
happy thanksgiving
24 Nov 2022
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anger management
17 Nov 2022
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Will and Nate from A Closer Look join us to chat ASMR, Jared Fogle, and KOing yourself at a bengals game because that's what men do. Follow them ...
inchPR
11 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
tiny peener radio Support the show
They Done Put My White Ass in a Bird Bath
04 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry for the late upload. Jake's fault. I've never done anything wrong -TSupport the show
el jacob?
28 Oct 2022
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Girl you built like a piece of a old tireSupport the show
corporate casual crackers
20 Oct 2022
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new song at the end Support the show
spitting game seminar
13 Oct 2022
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step 1: erogenous zonesstep 2: spend that cash step 3: clean your apartment step 4: bi polar IISupport the show
couples therapy pt 3
06 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
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