Pendejo Time
Episodes
big apple thomas
29 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
the SoHo Honcho is coming to kill all rival podcasters Support the show
davy Crockett
22 Sep 2022
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the first american furrySupport the show
ice cream
16 Sep 2022
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welcome to brëst ice cream parlorSupport the show
ms pat man (ft patrick doran from pod about list)
08 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
black rifle coffee company vs the ghost of king von. listen to podcast about list everywhere. give pat your cheddar Support the show
woke friends
01 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
not enough Sentinelese at this party man you sure you're in the DSA Support the show
thomas mcgregor
26 Aug 2022
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the blushing bride to beSupport the show
babys first drill
18 Aug 2022
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i need more projectsSupport the show
head fast baptist church
12 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
blessed is he who does not walk in the council of the little dicked psalms 1:1Support the show
andrew treat
04 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
wisten here bitch..... you fink youre too good for the mail man? Support the show
johnny gender
28 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
listen boss.... im still the same guy..... i just got a bbl and a tan.Support the show
Oh Lawd...
22 Jul 2022
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Jake's sick but he'll be back next weekSupport the show
The Finer Things (feat. Lawrence Schlossman)
14 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Larry from Throwing Fits joins me to discuss exotic leathers, koi ponds, wraparound porches, timepieces, and whatever else comes to mind. Follow the b...
Thomas Brings You To Hell
07 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Thunderdome. Big thanks to Cory (@afraidofwasps on Twitter) for the help on this one. Check his music out https://kirinomikito.bandcamp...
the eunuch pipefitter and his woes
30 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
took us a bit to get going on this but god dammit I'm still laughing fuck Support the show
get well soon otis
23 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
thomas' kitty cat had a little belly ache and they had to take him to the kitty cat doctor. Support the show
celebrity sympathy
17 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
get fucked matthew mcconuhey however the fuck its spelled. Support the show
assthma
09 Jun 2022
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pray for thomasSupport the show
bussin
02 Jun 2022
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racism is not fye Support the show
zzzzzzzzzzz
25 May 2022
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sick and sleepy sorry. monday should be good. Support the show
kiss from a cowboy
19 May 2022
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muahSupport the show
company card
12 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I got big penis surgery on the company card Support the show
maroon 5 IQ
05 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
and she will eat bugsSupport the show
good vibes only
28 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
im a vibes guy Support the show
pendejo time (for kids)
21 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
for the children Support the show
sleeping tom
14 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
fort worth man getting cozy as can be wake his ass up what kinda grown man get into his bed. Support the show
UNLOCKED: The Efeeba Files (Ft. Ben Avery)
14 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone's favorite and most handsome podcast producer Ben Avery from the Tim Dillon Show joined us a while back for a little chat. Support the ...
diazepam diaries
07 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
which one of you motherfuckers ate all my valium. oh yeah that was me sorry. Support the show
the sad story of arthur bleefold
31 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
may he rest in peace Support the show
post-party depression
25 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
im tired as fuck. Support the show
psycho wiener mode
17 Mar 2022
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black belt thomasSupport the show
warrior monk
11 Mar 2022
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psilocybin psychopath kickboxing guru Support the show
guylenol he him
03 Mar 2022
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zoloft and jim beam sleep like a baby Support the show
open mic night
24 Feb 2022
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everlong voice hellooooooooo........ im thomas and im gay......... Support the show
sniff and lift
17 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
little cocaine little bit of adderal little bit of pre workout time to hit chest. Support the show
mono
10 Feb 2022
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kissing disease boys kissing . govSupport the show
spank 2
03 Feb 2022
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king of painSupport the show
red dog dance
27 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
ay holmes I cant live next to a school and shit. Support the show
proud of thomas
20 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I am goin to play the robot song at my wedding and funeral. its so good. Support the show
yahtzee memorabilia
13 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
gotta couple uniforms some big marble eagles. panzer tank. just a collector yknow. Support the show
go fund me for tom
06 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
thomas is sick as fuck and dying soon. due to his rough and tumble nature he doesn't go to the doctor or take medicine really. pay your respects ...
the final ad read
30 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
until next time ridge walletSupport the show
machine pitch mafia
23 Dec 2021
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third times the charm fuck Support the show
thomas fish
17 Dec 2021
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they got all kindsa damn fish in the sea but idk how any of them work.Support the show
Creek and Cave Live Show 12/10
13 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
wop bobba loo bop a wop bam booSupport the show
dreaded daquiri
09 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
heres another dad drink recipe for you sick mother fuckers Support the show
hope-o pipo
02 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
hope for the people. Support the show
pussy store
24 Nov 2021
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auntie annes human trafficking 2021 Support the show
god damn
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
my dad used to call him toby queef. Support the show
UNLOCKED: Quantum Suicide (Ft. Prospector88)
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dug through the vaults and unlocked an old favorite of mine. p88 joins us to talk killing yourself. Support the show
dysmorpheus
11 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
do you think thats tren you're taking nowSupport the show
counsel of the wicked
04 Nov 2021
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SARMs 1:1Support the show
40 jakers
28 Oct 2021
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trigger warning dromedary death
21 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
160000 camels laid to fucking rest by the australian government. your thoughts on this matter.Support the show
fuc
14 Oct 2021
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fighting ultimate championshipSupport the show
justice for tim
07 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
we have been slandering a good mans name on the premiums. tim, one of our cherished Gacy subs, does not ask thomas for pics of his penis and nuts. thi...
butt rock boys
30 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
its time we as a society admit that creed isnt that bad. who is with me. Support the show
mwa
23 Sep 2021
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motha fuckas w attitude Support the show
karate seans blow job radio
16 Sep 2021
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its me karate sean Support the show
whiskey business
10 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
thomas went to Ibiza with his new italian boyfriend so im auditioning new hosts. first up to bat notorious DJ and whiskey guy Curtis Remarc.Support ...
rip jake
02 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
jake bought a pontiac gto w 148000 miles on it and wrapped it around a tree and now hes deader than fuck shows over. just kidding im vacationing in me...
last of us 3
26 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
the end of the fuckin world is here and daddy needs some roxySupport the show
Youth Pastors Without Borders (feat. Patches)
19 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our favorite Dungeon Master joins us for a special edition of Pendejo Time. Check out Podcast About List and follow Patches on Twitter @senator_gunSup...
toam an yery
12 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
thomas reimagines tom and jerry for a modern, progressive worldSupport the show
mary had a little lamb
05 Aug 2021
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bam bam bammy nephews fat as shiitttttttSupport the show
i feel like fuckin somethin'
29 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
dammit bawby i told you to turn off the damn tick tonk dance videos and go help your mother in the kitchenSupport the show
thirsty thursday
16 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
heyyyyyyyyyyyy ;) Support the show
hot blooded
09 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
check it and see Support the show
dont remember
01 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
total black square in my mind. no idea what we talked about. enjoySupport the show
in it to win it
24 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
homie where u stayin?in it Support the show
barstool snorts
17 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
dave portnoy if youre reading this hey big guy im ready to be on the network. were just two fun loving gay auctioneers from texas who love football an...
bravo going dark
10 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
zoom latency was so good on this one that at several points me and thomas were having different conversations. Support the show
zoom raider
03 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Winter storms 30 days of rain and more coming down the pipe god hates Texas but in times of trouble pendejos persevere out of spite out of a desire to...
tomkato
27 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
thomas karateSupport the show
the worst its ever been
20 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
sometimes folks you show up to bat and its not just that you strike out, you shit yourself so bad that your uniform has to be burned and your parents ...
its already over
13 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
ok bye bye now goodbye!!!!! bye bye for me to you bye bye adios byue bye now goodbye!!!! i go to heaven now i get hit by peterbilt bye Support the sh...
Laptop Torture
06 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
If I dont get a fucking job soon I am going to kill myself. This is Jake speaking. Thomas has a job and 1 million dollars. All i have is this broke pe...
VUI
29 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
sorry officer I wasnt swerving I was vibing. cool pistol check mine out. heaven here I come. Support the show
Grizzly Vs Skoal
22 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Civil War 2. Pick a side soldier or face the wall. Support the show
Ramadan for White Guys
14 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Felix Biedermen joins us to talk pills, preworkout, brazilian jiujitsu, and diarrhea. I was clipping on this one don't yell at me. Support the s...
physique freaks
08 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
something about physiques at the end. enjoy Support the show
Fuck Shit International LLC
05 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Well we tried to do an in person episode but Thomas' mic picked me up and the room echo just got screwy so if you can bear to listen to it, it is...
shartisans
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Thomas the Tankie Engine. Josip Bros Joegan. Yeah whatever motherfucker just download the fucking thing.Support the show
Beloved Figures of Texas
25 Mar 2021
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Wide hips, bad knees. Can't lose. Support the show
Blestiny's Child
17 Mar 2021
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Inside the Mind of ThomasSupport the show
Pain and Hip Hop
11 Mar 2021
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Bad Joints and Big Pun Trivia. What a great episode. Support the show
cloaca-aca
04 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
cmon get down with the chickness. bird chat. Support the show
Maltzheimers
25 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Colt 45 Straight to the fucking. Straight to the Brain Stem. Forget your name. Forget it all. But I remember. I remember everything. Support the sh...
Ed Buck of North Texas
11 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Here comes Thomas, hopped up on Bang Energy Drink and Puff Bars. On the hunt for wide receivers.Support the show
Applebee's Waitress
04 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Listen Darlin' I got a Tundra with heated seats and a thermos with some beam in it. I can take you away from here. It don't gotta be like ...
15 Minutes of Shame
28 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Come on down to ITT Tech. Opportunity is just round the bend. Support the show
GTO Please
21 Jan 2021
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I forget what we talked about on this one, I really want a 6.0 GTO. 2008. Thomas wants a truck. It is the things that make the man, not the accomplish...
Couples Therapy
15 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Thomas and I look back on our trips to the funny farmSupport the show
Lone Star State of Mind
07 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What type of dad will you become? You gotta keep your eye on the ball son. Support the show
pinocchio's theorem
31 Dec 2020
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we want to be real boys. Support the show
Jakes Fired
24 Dec 2020
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Almost ruined the podcast with the worst pun I've ever made. Support the show
Zooted and Booted
15 Dec 2020
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keyboard cleaner: the final frontierSupport the show
Body By God
14 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Been so depressed man I was thinking about buying a metal detector today. Just to have something to walk around with you ever get like that. Don'...
It's Free
11 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
You ever been gettin yo shit sucked on and you nut but the bitch just keep on suckin so you just be sittin there all sweaty on the bed like ooohhh-wee...
Dr. Pecker
11 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Pendejo Time.Support the show