Pod of Greed (A Yu-Gi-Oh! Podcast)

106: Don't Whitewash My Wife (An NPR Podcast)

25 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

I don't think it's too presumptuous to say that we were pretty dang funny this week! Just like T. Hanos said: something something balance; so, to coun...

105: The Gene Simmons of Ancient Egypt

18 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

PLEASE mister Bakura you HAVE to stop licking everything. Put that tongue away. Please. Jjjust b-be NORMAL??? Because Bakura is Like That, we talk ab...

104: Fellas is it Gay to Invent The Police State

16 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

(In The Arms of an Angel by Sarah McLoughlin playing in the background) Duellists, we are gatehred here today to commemorate the unfortunate presence ...

103: Culinary Crimes Against God

04 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hey who are these two magicians? One of them seems like the ultimate wizard in terms of attack and defence, and he's got this super cool Girl Apprenti...

102: Bakura Has Become CATHOLIC

28 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's hot, I'm covered in sand, several snakes have bitten me, and yet I am still happy, because we are finally in EGYPT! Join us as we talk about the ...

101: What That Arms Do?

21 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Remember rules? Remember structure? Remember coherence? Because I sure don't. Not anymore. Not since The Four Kids took all that away from me when the...

100: Gamer Lads Hit Each Other With Chairs

13 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Eddy from PGoT nation joins us to go visit some nice tranquil scenic locations. On our adventures we'll discover things such as: How Shiree...

99: The Real Sword Was Inside You All Along, And The Fake Sword Is In The Volcano

07 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

#TheSwordThatWasInRedEyesBlackDragonIsFakeButTheOneThatWasThatOneWasRealActuallyButTheOneThatWasInTheVolcanoIsFakeAndTheSwordInRedEyesBlackDragonWasRe...

98: These Edibles Aint Shit Mr Kaiba

30 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Joey, Link, and Zelda continue their journey through Alexander the Great's Floor Map. During their travels they will pass through not-yet-loaded areas...

97: America's Funniest Home Yugiohs

23 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We're really in the thick of it now, duelists! It's Jumanji time, which means the gang will have to solve devilish (read: stupid) puzzles, get baby-ca...

96: Yami Yogi Bear

16 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the digital world! The gang find themselves within the mysterious realm of Alexander the Great's Floor Map, and must befriend Capsule Monst...

95: Crashing the Castle

02 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Is there anyone here who isn't secretly a Schroeder? This week, Siegfried's trick occurs, which surely will have lasting ramifications on the entire l...

94: Dick Waggzy

25 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This is a CALL OUT post for Siegfreid Lloyd, who entered into the KaibaCorp Grand Prix under a FALSE IDENTITY. DISQUALIFIED. CANCELLED. Seto Kaiba wil...

93: Deviantart Dot Com

19 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This is why we can't have nice things. Just as season 5 was getting good, we're faced with two of the absolute worst episodes yet. I, for one, am not ...

92: Three Nonbines Rank Yugioh Villans on a Scale From Trash Goblin to Drag Queen

12 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

LETS GO LESBIANS, Ziegfreid's calling! it's time to Ride. Watching: episodes 190 & 191 of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (s5 e6&7) Dan|Sarah|special ...

91: Stupid Sexy Grandpa

06 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Oh Arthur-boy, your husband is positively dummy thicc in those thotty overalls! Would somebody please call the fire department, because he is positive...

Cup of Greed...2! - Tournament Announcement

05 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Sarah, Dan, Max, and Big Argyle are here to formaly announce the second annual Cup of Greed tournament!!! Essential info: 4th-11th June. Sign up using...

Chapo Trap Card

01 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This here is a special episode, folks! We are finally able to put our money where our mouth is and actually talk communist theory about Yu-Gi-Oh! Join...

90: Seto Kaiba Big Suit

28 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Pod of Greed would like to formally apologise to the nation of Germany and its citizens for the accent crimes commited in this episode, which in no wa...

89: Spiders Elliott (Season 4 Recap)

21 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Yugioh Season 4 is OVER after 8 long, long, long weeks, and now it's time to give out the awards! We face our greatest challenge yet: doing maths. Luc...

88: Yami's Special Shorts

14 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Well! We finally made it, but at what cost? We've somehow survived a six-part duel, as well as the entire season that led up to it! You'll laugh, you'...

87: Just Like Dartz

07 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week, it's not just Raphael vs. Yugi part 2, its also Stephen Mooreshmallow vs. the hosts of Pod of Greed part 2! Join us to hear about MOST tha...

??? Run The Duels ???

01 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hello and welcome to our fourth episode of our Duel Masters Podcast Our hosts, Courtney, Mike, and Matt, take us through the world of Duel Monsters an...

86: Australian Tuant

24 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

These episodes were certainly something! First, we had an amazingly homoerotic duel between two dumb men, and then, something else happened! I bet it ...

Walden Academy: The Fountainhedge 8 – Just Add Lesbians

18 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

They've faced monsters, they've faced demons, they've faced the fact that anime is real and can kill you, but they haven't faced the most terrifying t...

85: Maionicle

17 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

As if dueling on the roof of a speeding train wasn't dangerous enough, this week we're dueling on top of a plane! Under no circumstances can the FAA k...

84: Nooo don't grieve your dead friend your so sexy aha

10 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We're halfway through Season 4! Friend of the show Cass joins us for a a train duel with The Gruesome Twosome, followed by a frank discussion on unres...

83: ORB MODE

03 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Duelists, we just don't know what to believe anymore! First we were told that season 4 was bad, but now evidence has been presented that makes the arg...

82: Duke Card Man Hook Car Door

26 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Here at the Pod of Greed Public Defenders Office we are preparing our case for the defense of Mai Valentine against the slanderous and defamatory acts...

81: Juul Monsters

19 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On your mark! Get set! Anime! Since season 4 is known to be "Like That," we're going to power through it as fast as our frail bodies can manage! Buckl...

80: bugs_bunny_spanking_lola_bunny.jpg

12 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Cork open a bottle of Chateau de Pegasus (or Pharoah Juice if you're a teetotaler) and listen to us discuss Yu-Gi-Oh: The Movie (AKA Yu-Gi-Oh: Pyramid...

79: Ron Obelisk

05 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

What the Fuck, duellists! We made it all the way to the end of battle city!!! To celebrate, we have a veritable FEAST of content for you; including d...

Walden Academy: The Fountainhedge 7 – Rooftop Battle!

01 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On Walden Academy this week; Nagisa and Hiroki have a talk, while Valentina Constance opens up, and Masahito introduces Arimu to conspiracy theory clu...

78: Serotonin Poisining

29 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Not only is this the best Yu-Gi-Oh! episode, it's also the best Pod of Greed episode. Palm slam this episode into your podcatcher every morning and la...

77: How To Perform A Half Nelson On A God

23 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

What's your favorite episode of Pod of Greed? Mine is the one where the gang just simply won't stop talking about Orange Justice. Come and join us as ...

76: For Goo You Are, And To Goo You Shall Return

16 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Finally, the final match! Yugi faces off against the malicious Malik in this duel of duels! Who will win? Will it be Yugi, with his anti-Ra deck? Or w...

75: Paging Dr. Muto

10 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Today, we join our gang as they try to cheer up their friend Kaiba by handing him an easy win for the ever-prestigious title of "Battle City Third Pla...

Queens of Games of the Year of the Decade

28 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Tonight... Elliott talks about video games. Sarah talks about video games. Argyle talks about video games. Dan talks about video games. Max talks abou...

Walden Academy: The Fountainhedge 6 – A Trip to the Sakura Park

22 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Good morning everyone! Today is the annual Anime Club Sakura Park outing! Unfortunately, due to some poor organisation, there's lots and lots of extra...

74: The Power Bottom Instrumentality Project

19 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's Bed, Bath, and Blue-Eyes this week, as Jo Orangegroves joins us for this rather wet Pod of Greed episode (don't worry, our hands and heads are dr...

73: Egyptian God Smooch Sesh

13 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

You fool! Did you honestly think that we were done with filler content after the Virtual World arc? Think again! Join us as we slog through half of th...

72: "Jonouchi Dies"

06 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

F. . . . . Watching Epiosdes 127 & 128 of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters. F. Special guest Morg! Max|Elliott|Argyle TumblrTwitter We have merch now, happ...

71: Jordan B. Pegasus

27 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Another low-energy episode this week as Dan and Argyle discuss the first half of the Joey vs. Marik duel. There wasn't a whole lot to say about this d...

Walden Academy: The Fountainhedge 5 – Atsuko gets Trolled

23 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hiya lads, It's been a while!This episode was a long time in the making because basically; we are all out here dealing with having to live under capit...

70: Baby Obelisk

21 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Goodbye, Virtual World! Hello, Alcatraz! (Not the prison.) Remember how Battle City still hasn't been resolved? What were we even doing for half a sea...

69: (nice) The Pod of Greed Shipping and Fanfic Special!

14 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

For our 69th (nice) episode, we decided to dedicate ourselves to discussing shipping and fan fiction. Elliot and special guest Audrey discuss some of ...

68: Hell. (Pod of Greed LIVE at Nekocon)

03 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We're at NekoCon, in real life, in person, in the same room. We talked for a while. Live vicariously through us. Partake of our power.I did not edit t...

67: Exodia Toretto

29 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Virtual World is over, and despite what Kaiba says, it was not a waste of our time and effort at all. Special Guest and Orange Groves host Riley Hopki...

66: 10,000 Let's Plays

24 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, we are nearly at our destination! The virtual world arc is nearing its end and in celebration of that, Yugi and Noah decide to have a normal du...

*BONUS* Walden Academy: The Fountainhedge 4 – Interview with Derek!

19 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we have a special episode for you!* Sarah interviews Derek, creator of Oddity High, the system we're using to run our Walden Academy AP Find...

65: Noa's Ark

18 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

If you aren't a fan of the virtual world arc, then this episode is going to make you a believer! All the garbage we had to slog through to get to this...

64: Google Search - Sans Tootsie Rolls Meme

08 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Shout out to the first 4 mins 20 seconds of this episode for being 10x better than the yugioh episodes we watched this week. Jen joins us in our quest...

Walden Academy: The Fountainhedge 3 – Sabertooth Tigerman

06 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The gang has a normal week. Hiroki plays polocrosse. Nagisa puts up campaign posters. Masahito subconsciously brings a killer monster into being. Atsu...

63: Baby.wav

02 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Siblings: Can't live with 'em, can't infiltrate their minds inside a virtual world. This week, we're all experiencing brotherly love the only way the ...

62: Stonks

24 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In these shocking episodes, Kaiba gets owned repeatedly, Tristan gets turned into Monky, Jinzo makes his long-awaited return, and BLUE-EYES GOES TO SP...

61: I TRIED TO SAVE A GIRL AND FELL INTO LAVA?! (RANT)

18 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Special Guest Eddy "Squiz Pillion" Collazo joins us for some pretty bad episodes. Tristan is an asshole and an idiot, Serenity get terribly treated an...

Walden Academy: The Fountainhedge 2.5 – Screaming Shireenly

14 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Sorry for the short ep this time folks, due to personal shit we had to cut it off. This time around we cover Twilight's TED Talk, where emotions flare...

60: Be Short Do Crimes

14 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It looks like Joey's luck has finally run out in this harrowing courtroom drama, how's he gonna get out of this one? We talk to Friend of the Show Sar...

Walden Academy: The Fountainhedge 2 – Nort Gets Borted

07 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's still the first day of school but classes are over, so you know what that means: club time! Unfortunately, it seems like Anime Club President Nar...

59: Krangerous Kronald Krumpf

04 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Brrrrrrrrr, it's cold out here, isn't it Duellists? Luckilly for us, we're all penguins, and will stay protected from the cold using our uhh... ...spe...

58: If You're Immortal Then Your Dick Is Also Immortal

29 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Our karmic reward for entering the Matrix is this sweet, sad, oh-my-god-so-sad Kaiba backstory! You do love it, as it turns out! Also, Kuriboh said ga...

57: The Law Offices of Gansley, Crump, Johnson, Nezbitt, and Leichter

21 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Duelists, if you check your listening device, you will find an executable file that was recently installed, courtesy of KaibaCorp. This file, titled "...

Walden Academy: The Fountainhedge 1 – Welcome to Walden Academy!

18 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Meet Nagisa, Atsuko, Hiroki, and Masahito; four completely normal high-schoolers who've just started their second year at the prestigious and normal b...

56: The Character Assassination of Miho by the Coward Sarah McCostumes (S2 Wrap-Up)

14 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We've reached the end of Season 2, and now it's time for the wrap-up. Surely with all 5 hosts present and the collective experience of over a year of ...

55: Words and Greeds

07 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

BEAR with us duellists, one of these days we'll talk about Yugioh, but this is not that day. Tune in to hear us say words such as "teeth", "skin", and...

54: Epic Atheist DESTROYS Egyptian Priestess With FACTS And LOGIC

24 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Kaiba and Ishizu face off! Who will win in this dueling blimp of ideas, the Epic Atheist CEO or the Egyptian Priestess who can see the future? The ans...

53: EGG!

18 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

What if you wanted to summon god, but god said "egg time?" I think we made some jokes in this one? I'm not sure. I tried to block out these episodes f...

52: Ride the Lightning

10 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Uh oh, "Ra" is here! I wonder what sort of incredibly powerful ability it h- Oh. It's gone. And everyone died because they were struck by lightning. W...

51: Elliott the They

03 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Discord was being a little bitch this week, but even the ominous figure of Craig who looms over our every move could not stop us from stanning Maximil...

Walden Academy: Oddity High Character Creation

30 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We plan out our characters and the setting for our upcoming game of Oddity High! Note that while this session is unedited, the game itself will be hea...

50: *Cocks Finger* Blimp's Haunted

26 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

For our 50th episode, we decided to record our finest work yet. Our energy was off the charts, we had some of our best bits ever, and we just poured o...

49: There Are Two Wolves Inside You

19 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

BLIMP TIME! BLIMP TIME! BLIMP TIME! Y'all ready for the Battle City round of 8? We sure are! Join us for serious discussion of sexy monsters, mysterio...

48: Kazuki Takahashi's Drag Me To Hell

13 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We're back from Cup of Greed tournament baybee!! Congratulations to our winner: Zasset, servant of Horus! It's a fun one this week – well, fun unles...

47: Are We Human, Or Are We Duelist?

30 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Our blessed creator Kaiba has bestowed upon us yet another set of incredible episodes, full of Big Screams, character development, tears, fears, Tears...

46: D6 Ex Machina

22 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Gamers, I cannot stress enough just how good these episodes were. We've reached a level of character development and viewer emotional invenstment that...

45: Big Blue Chungus

16 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The rooftop duel of death continues! Will Kaiba finally learn how to teamwork? Will Lumis and Umbra stop summoning nasty monsters? Will Tristan ever s...

44: (0w0) What If We Kissed In The Duel Arena Of Death? (0w0)

08 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Seto Kaiba is forced to make the hardest decision of his life: Teamwork... or death. Honestly, it's a coin flip! Join us for a ridiculous duel (well, ...

Special Announcement: Cup of Greed Tournament!

01 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

What the fuck is up, duelists? Did you know that Yu-Gi-Oh! is an actual card game? Believe it or not, it is! We would like to give you all an opportun...

43: 50% Man, 50% Fish, 100% Dad

25 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever seen Blackfish? These episodes are kinda like that, except the orca is just here to do funny tricks. At least there's still emotional de...

42: The Heart of a Pharaoh (And the Soul of a Gamer)

16 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

What is a Mime to a Gamer? What is a Gamer to a Slime? What's a Slime to a God? and what's a God to a Seto KaibaThis week we meet a new friend! He's r...

41: Garfield the Iron Knight

09 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's here..... at last... so close.... / \ / \ | joey || tactics | \ / \ /Can you believe the first tactically legit duel in this series is a Joey Due...

40: Yugi Loses Two Feet

03 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Getcha-getcha-getcha-getcha heart in the cards! This week, we get to see the bastard man of Pandora, aka Arkana, re-enact The Prestige (2006 film) wit...

39: ESP (Extra Special Podcasting)

27 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

I predict a podcast in your future! That's right duelists, this week is the Jonouchi vs Esper Roba duel! Who will win? Brains or Brawn? Bad hair or go...

38: 1-800-XRAY-CONTACTS

20 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Sonic the Hedgehog escaped from the city, but we're heading right into it! Battle city has officially kicked off, and what better way to start than wi...

37: Honda get Honda

14 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Who would win in a fight: one Obelisk, or three Exodias? Hopefully you have accrued enough knowledge of this mind-sport that you know the correct answ...

36: Pod of Grert

05 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

These were some weird ones! First, we get an episode-long lore dump. Then, we get a DDR dance battle! Talk about tonal whiplash! Fret not, duelists, f...

35: Millennium Keith

28 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Battle City, baby! This is an episode full of both farewells and greetings; we finally say goodbye to the Domino City Communal Warehouse and the old r...

34: The Minion-ium Puzzle (S1 Wrap-Up)

21 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Sorry about this one! Believe it or not, this was supposed to be our season 1 wrap-up episode! We went into the recording booth without a plan and boy...

33: Enter the Code "DOGGYDEVLIN" for 25% Off Your Next Order

12 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Well folks, here we are at the end of all things. It's the end of season 1 of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters, the end of season 2 of Pod of Greed, and possib...

32: Jonan the Barbarian

06 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Y'all heard about... video games? Because none of the gang have! This week is basically The Matrix, or Sword Art Online, or really any comparable medi...

31: J.O. Ankh

30 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Ah, it feels so good to be back in Japan after a grueling 48 hours in Duelist Kingdom. The good news is that grandpa's alive and well! The bad news is...

30: "Tarrot"

23 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It is with regret that we at Pod of Greed announce the termination of our sponsorship by Industrual Illusions Inc. due to concerns over the defeat and...

29: A Top And Bottom Are Two Halves Of A Whole

15 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

WONDERFUL! TERRIFIC! LOVELY! FUNKY! These are some of the many adjectives you can (and should) use to describe Maximillion Pegasus, everyone's favorit...

28: The Platonic Ideal of Music, the Unpunchable Jam, the Iconic Christian Butt Rock: NO MATTER WHAT

09 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

(first verse) Yeah Yeah How did it come to this After all we been through Two of a pair now on opposite sides From the very start with honor we dueled...

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03 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

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27: Bootleg Yu-Gi-Oh! Black Market

29 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

What do you get when two Americans duel eachother? Surprisingly, arguably the best duel in the season! We got cool robots, JoJo's-level ruses, kickass...

26: Yugi's Christian Nightmare

20 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

You can take the boy out of western religion, but you can't take western religion out of the boy. That's a common saying in Domino City, right? Either...

25: Yugi Machine Fixed! Kaiba Machine Broke....

13 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Don't worry you didn't miss an episode! Episode 24 is in the shadow realm, and right now we are Duelling for it's soul back.Today we're joined by Iris...

24: Heated Duelling Moments

05 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Sorry about the late one, Argyle machine broke.Late as it may be, I hope y'all are ready to hear about the Most Extra Shit to ever go down in Duelling...

23: Dungeons & Worms & Dragons & Feet

29 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is long enough to be considered feature-length! However, you won't find this in any respectable theater. Fret not, Hollywood execs, we wo...