Poorly Made Police Podcast

S7E20 - It Depends

25 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Drew from Accredited Police Memes joins the podcast again. He has some stats on some options on law enforcement he got from his people. Then we get in...

S7E19 - Smear

18 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Billy a cop from the Midwest joins the podcast. He has been on for several years including time doing UC work before coming back to the r...

S7E18 - Fully Dialed In

11 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This episode a southern cop joins the podcast to share his story. We hit the peaks and valleys of a law enforcement career, and learn a little along t...

S7E17 - Old Fashioned Guys

04 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Dirty Mike from a big PD in Texas joins the podcast. Lots of good conversations - Police Metal Health, old school FTO, making a career out of patrol (...

S7E16 Woodchipper

28 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This episode an ICAC detective joins the podcast. We go very heavy into the word and talk about what he does. I learned a lot about the subject. Also ...

S7E15 - Chunked Up

21 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Christopher Miles joins the podcast. He is a cop who is also a professional wrestling referee. A very interesting podcast with some insid...

S7E14 - Monster Hawgs Vol 3 Private Messages

14 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we celebrate one of my favorite holidays. And the Monster Hawgs join for an old school topic podcast on community. What does that mean no...

S7E12 - Rocky Top

08 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This episode a Tennessee Cop joins the podcast. He was worked big city, small town, and college campus. We talk about Tennessee and the state of polic...

S7E11 - Wrist Deep

01 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

My guest is a Midwest cop. He left an agency after not being supported and moved on to greener pastures. We talk massage parlors, ladies of the night,...

S7E10 The last kiss

22 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Steve a Midwest cop joins the podcast. We learning about department inbreeding, and much more. He is a cop just outside of a major city. We talk about...

S7E9 Who Pays?

15 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

A former Colorado Cop joins the podcast. He tells stories about his agency, a very personal story, and how hard it is to start a business in Colorado....

Not a Police Podcast Vol II - Comfortable Hawgs

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

An extra podcast for your listening pleasure, or displeasure depending what you are into. An adventure with the great Tobias. Please note issue with A...

S7E8 Just Google It

08 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Master Pizza Tony joins the podcast. We review shot show, current events in NYC, and answer your questions. Some of man's most complex qu...

S7E7 - Time Ghost

01 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Reily, our favorite Canadian joins the podcast, also a special guest appearance by one of your favorite Tobies. The main course for the podcast is a s...

S7E6 - Where does all the goop go?

25 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we join a former southern cop who is now a lawyer. We talk about his reasons for going to the (semi) dark side and much more. Old school ...

S7E5 - Boomer Talk

18 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we go to the Midwest and speak with a newer cop who takes issue with some of those of his generation. We also talk front line leadership,...

S7E4 C Juice

11 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we have a newer cop out of Virginia. He talks getting into law enforcement with both of his parents having legal troubles in his childhoo...

S7E3 - O Pressed

04 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we go out west and speak with a new trooper. We talk about young guys trying to do the job post Floyd. Other topics - Blue Falcons, Big S...

S7E2 - Hot Wash

28 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we return to GA. My guest works at perhaps one of the best agencies I have ever heard about. We get into several topics - Leadership, Tra...

S7E1 - Rectal Ripper

21 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well it is Christmas, and what have we done. This episode fears the whole gang. We do the present exchange, go on rants, and actually talk a little sh...

S6E69 Monster Hawgs Vol 2 - The grass is green where you water it

14 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We finish the the season in style. Saul, Scotch, and Riley join me to finish the season. The topic is things we were wrong about in policing. Some rea...

S6E68 - The otter guys

07 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

SM joins the podcast. He is a post Floyd cop who recently left his first department, and has moved on to another. Good conversation about the new bree...

S6E67 - Recreate

30 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode bulldog joins the podcast. He is a former parker ranger. We talk about the challenges they face from the government red tape and people t...

S6E66 - Jobs not dead its just....

23 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Tobies join the podcast for the annual Friendsgiving podcast. The main course is unpopular opinions about policing. Pizza talks the fall out of th...

S6E65 Police HOA's

16 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Drew from Accredited Police Memes joins the podcast. He is a Florida cop and our main topic is Police Accreditation, is that a good or a ...

S6E64 - Havock

09 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Cain, the Chicago Cop from way back in Season 2 rejoins the podcast. A lot has changed in Chicago. Cain brings us up to date with the goo...

S6E63 Rise of the Police Clankers

01 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Hunter and Preston from Guardian Warrior Solutions join the podcast. They are cops who make gear for cops. They have a pretty awesome sto...

S6E62 - Demasculating Halloween Podcast

25 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Toby, Tony, and I as we do the annual Halloween episode. People sent in their scary police stores, we read and review them. We also do some IG qu...

S6E61 - Evil Shenanigans

18 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Napoleon rejoins the podcast to get his shot at the dumb questions before we get there we hit some current topics. Some of those topics a...

NOT A POLICE PODCAST VOL I - sIx SeVeN

17 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This bonus episode I spend some time with Phil and we do a little fishing. Not policing related at all, besides making fun of Phil for pulling over co...

S6E60 - The Autopsy

11 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This podcast has a little bit of everything. Rictor is a coroner who took an abnormal journey to his career. Also join is his emotional support cop ra...

S6E59 - Felony Flats

04 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode, Blue joins the podcast. Blue got into law enforcement way later in life. The conversation mostly centers on how law enforcement is way f...

S6E58 - It can't get any better

27 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Napoleon joins the podcast. This feels like an old school podcast. We talk about DUI's, losing a partner, Divorces, Police Wives, Lat...

S6E57 Receipts

21 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode the tragedy in Utah, the assassination of Charlie Kirk. Saul, Reily, Tony, and much later Ashoka join. We lighten the mood later by makin...

S6E56 Grandma Good Cookies

13 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I enjoy talking to Colorado cops, and this episode we got one. We talk to Rizz who went from baseball dreams to law enforcement. We talk a little ball...

S6E55 - Monster Hawgs Volume 1

06 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Toby, Reily, and Professor Scotch for an episode on many topics. Happy Gilmore 2, fishing, taxes on lotto winnings, keeping journals, measurement...

S6E54 - Who doesn't like dogs

30 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode DJ coins the podcast. He has a therapy dog and offered to come on the podcast after I made a meme making fun of their handlers. He gives ...

S6E53 - Moms

23 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This one gets out of hand. Join me and some of the Tobies for discussions on gear, beds, weddings, parents, tik tok cops, professional courtesy and mu...

S6E52 - Tobies Cougar

16 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Weddings, Ms PMPM, Bass, Ghost, and Toby what more would you want. The wedding review (part 1, I am assume the rest of the group will have questions) ...

S6E51 - Kickball

09 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Kyle joins the podcast. He was a long time cop in Milwaukee. We talk about the problems at that department and why he left. I wanted to ...

S6E50 -Keep your rank, give me my dog

02 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Edward Reeves joins the podcast. He is a K9 Officer out of Georgia. We dive into being a K9 cop and the commitment it takes. We talk about some of the...

S6E49 - Thor

26 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Ace from Wisconsin takes a break from eating cheese and drinking beer to join the podcast. He worked the infamous riots in that state in ...

S6E48 - Trying to be Stoic

19 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sam from Ohio joins the podcast. He talks about being a cop these days but still enjoying going to work. We hit topic such as store security, Trader J...

S6E47 - Normal guys / Poorly made oral board #1

13 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode join me and the gang as we grill the first ever applicant to the PMPM PD. The much anticipated fake oral board. Please patronize and supp...

S6E46 - Glorious Purpose

05 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Joe from Iowa joins the podcast. Joe has been on the cop over a decade and has thoughts of walking away. We talk about his life, career, ...

S6E45 - JCPD

28 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Ofc Meoff joins the podcast. He is a cop on a campus, not just any campus but a Christian campus. We learn about that job and Ofc Meoffs ...

S6E44 - Stripers, Steaks, and Senators

21 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode I got Saul, Scotch, Reily and Tony for a whole 2 hours of rants including - sportsball, radio voice, stripers, good looking guys, trainin...

S6E43 - The Jester is the only one who can speak the truth to the king

15 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode join Goose and Maverick from California. We discuss the climate of policing in California, specifically in reference to a recent OIS in C...

S6E42 - PMPM news 2

07 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join me, my brother, pizza tony and Saul for a break down of two recent policing failures both involving female officers. We also discuss adults ruini...

S6E41 - Glenn

01 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Glenn joins the podcast. He was a cop during the glory days of the 80's and 90's in Florida. From patrol, to bodyguard work, narc...

S6E40 - Peaked

25 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rick from Texas joins the podcast. We talk the current state of policing, are tides changing? Lots of stuff in the news policing wise and we hit a cou...

S6E39 - PMPM News #1

17 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pizza Tony joins me as we discuss several recent policing news stories, and random rants.We talk Angry Cops, NJ hot cops, shooting at mirrors, and muc...

S6E38 - A Mennonite, A Catholic, and Bigfoot

10 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode was recorded in the other corn state. I visit friend of the podcast (and guy who's wedding I invited myself too) Phil McCrackin. The ...

S6E37 - Tac Mobility

04 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Erica from Tac Mobility joins the podcast. The topic is officer wellness. We learn about her inspiration to help cops. She also gives some information...

S6E36 - When was the last time you ate a salad

27 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Tony, Saul, Toby, Phil, Officer Nobody and Me for a podcast. We start out trying to figure out wedding plans. We discuss some poorly made police ...

S6E35 - Triple G

19 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Grizzly Gwen Grimes joins the podcast. She was a cop in Alaska until an accident ended her career. After struggling in her post police li...

S6E34 - The Cooler by the River

12 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode a 90's cop joins the podcasts. Tom was a cop in Indiana including finishing his career in Indianapolis. Tom tells some crazy stories ...

S6E33 - Why

05 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A loyal listener who has done the research on the most pressing issue in America, joins the podcast. As time goes on more and more of the Tobies join ...

S6E32 - The Ocean of Despair

29 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Nick from the Mic Loop choices the podcast. The main topic on this podcast is when to call someone out, and when to bite your tongue? We ...

S6E31 - Poledar

22 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we have a return guest from the early days who brings his Fiancée who works at another department. Not only do we have a fun conversatio...

S6E30 - Poverty Nacho's

15 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pitts, Scotch, Saul, Tony, Reily and Taryn join the podcast. We drink (ok I drink) we discuss hiring, national news, and answer your questions. When t...

S6E29 - Guys gotta Munch

09 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This Episode Ted from Nebraska joins the podcast. This episode mostly talks about rural policing, including the entitlement of folks in a small town. ...

S6E28 - Jail House Rock

02 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode a corrections employee from New York joins me. At the time of recording correction officers in NY State are striking. We talk about the l...

S6E27 - Hard Guys

23 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Moons Out Memes (on IG) joins the podcast. He as been a long time listen to the podcast. This on is long, I know you like them long. His ...

S6E26 - Porn Star Showers

16 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Reily and Tony for a recap of my trip to shot show, and Tony tells about being in Washington for the inauguration. We also have a topic on forget...

S6E25 - Stop it, get some help

09 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode my buddy Gabe Owners joins the podcast. Gabe is a cop in middle America and runs an amazing meme page Out of Policy Memes. Gabe is a nati...

S6E24 - BBP

02 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode a former guest rejoins the podcast. He has left law enforcement and details why. A good example of some problems modern cops deal with. W...

S6E23 - Exit 108

30 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We return to Ohio again and talk to a former cop who transitioned into EMS work. Mr Grumpy was a cop for over a decade is a busy city with lots of pro...

S6E22 - Take the L

26 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Irish joins the podcast from the meme state. He had a great list of topics including some stuff we have not talked about on the podcast -...

S6E21 - You don't know what you don't know

22 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we have a former Colorado cop who now is in the Midwest. We hit lots of topics - Cost of living in Colorado, foos ball, working at a bar,...

S6E20 - My job description doesn't trump my moral code

19 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is mostly me and Scotch (with a few surprises). I asked him to come on because I thought he would be the best person to help me talk abou...

S6E19 - Hate Crime

16 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A spontaneous podcast with Reily, Tony, and Saul. The show starts out with me not reading the room as I try to point out flaws in what is ok and what ...

S6E18 - Hell yeah Recruit

12 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode, my favorite. Two guys at the same time. Two east coast cops join the podcast. They tell us how they met, and bonded over experience over...

S6E17 - Lima Thirty-Six

09 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe joins the podcast. He is an author and a cop. He has written a Novel - Lima Thirty-Six. Prior to talking about the book, we talk about his career....

S6E16 - Zax's Sause

05 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we talk to a former GA cop. He contacted me about a meme that represented him. As we spoke I learned he had some experience in financial ...

S6E15 - Eventually

01 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This is our new year sorta themed episode - staring Saul, Scotch, Terryn, Tony, and Reily. Eventually we get to the topic of if you where the chief, w...

S6E14 - Professor Steve pt 2 - Lobster Stew

29 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

My conversation with Steve continues. The conversation starts with the dumb questions which turned into some pretty in-depth discussions about our exp...

S6E12 - Professor Steve pt. 1 Hallmark Story

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The next two episodes will feature professor Steve. Steve is a former Florida cop who turned to academics. Our conversations ended up going long, that...

S6E11 - Ho Ho Ho

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The annual Holiday Episode join Toby, Tony, Saul, Reily, Scotch, Ashoka, and I for an action packed adventure. We discuss some PMPM news, open present...

S6E10 - Toad

19 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we go back to Philly for the 3 time (maybe more who knows). We talk to a young cop about his time on the job and his experiences. We talk...

S6E9 - Bird Birthday

15 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Ranger Rick joins the podcast. He works as an Officer in the national parks. We talk about the gig. I got on some rants, and we get into ...

S6E8 - Crashing Out

11 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode was inspired mainly by one me, but we get into another one. Pizza Tony joins from his cuck chair. I posted a few spicy memes back in Dece...

S6E7 - The Pact

08 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode former Colorado cop Kent joins the podcast. His career was cut short due to an accident. Kent works as a PIO and does social media for po...

S6E6 - Chirp

05 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Dexter Pitts joins him on the podcast. You can find him on IG iampitts1. Dexter in my opinion is a national treasure. Dexter has overcome...

S6E4 - Friendsgiving/Things departments do well

28 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This one gets out of hand. But the main topic is things department do well, these were submitted by page followers. Anything we can learn from? Anyth...

S6E3 - I'm not bitching, I'm describing facts

24 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Trooper Steve from Michigan joins the podcast. We talk about the problems with his agency, and review some critical incidents over the pa...

S6E2 - Pube Burger

21 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode I have Ace and Gary on the podcast. They are brothers from Iowa, one works for the fire department and the other is not a disappointment ...

S6E1 - Flaw Enforcement

17 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A former cop who has written a book, partly on the flaws in law enforcement joins the podcast. The link to the book is below. Naturally the conversati...

S5E69 - Karma Booth

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nice the 5th 69th episode. This is a group podcast, with a surprise new comer. This might be the best podcast of the season. Listeners send it their i...

S5E68 - Monster

10 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Elvis from Memphis joins the podcast. Is Memphis the worst city in the US? How is morale? Are they allowed to be the police? Elvis shares his story an...

S5E67 - 2 Candidates one cup

06 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Election podcast/random rants/good discussion on beat integrity. Join me and a bunch of the regulars as we poorly report the election. It was not call...

S5E66 - It's up to you

02 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This podcast Ray joins the podcast. Ray was involved in a critical incident. Our hope is this podcast can be something people who haven't or have been...

S5E65 - D.O.U

30 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This is the annual halloween podcast. We read and review your scary stories and the best one will get a coin. A classic episode, lots of fun. Join Sco...

S5E63 - Long Back

23 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode T from the south joins the podcast. A big theme accidentally on this podcast is human nature. Topics include favoritism, a new product we...

S5E62 '- Spark it up

20 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Tony, Saul, Scotch, and a special guest join the podcast. We review your unpopular opinions, some pretty spicy ones. I also had a few as ...

S5E61 - Kansas Bill

16 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Bill from Kansas joins the podcast. We talk small town policing, failures in FTO, Drones, a PMPM news story with a chief actually backing...

S5E60 - Ur Mom

13 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode HC from Colorado joins the podcast. She is an investigator currently, but has worked several gigs around law enforcement over the years. ...

S5E59 - Donald Duck

09 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Scott from Virginia joins the podcast. This is a rant heavy episode, and on my part a little all over the place. We learn about how much ...

S5E58 - Fishknot

05 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Toby and I for a weekend get away to the queen city of the Midwest - Des Monies. We have a spicy police news story, go fishing, talk shit, answer...

S5E57 - The day I learned I was a dinosaur

02 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode as the title infers - I go on some rants. The guest is a Colorado cop, but he lateralled from a better state (my opinion). We learn why h...