Poorly Made Police Podcast

S5E56 - Nipple Odyssey

29 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we have another LE couple. Bruce and Hellen. Hellen formerly was married to a chick, so obviously we have to ask all the burning question...

S5E55 - FWC Vol I - Size Queens

25 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Phil and Nobody join the podcast. They are a law enforcement couple who join me for recording out in the great outdoors. Phil randomly messaged me and...

S5E54 - Dirk

22 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode one of my former shift mates joins the podcast. We talk about our time together, what he is doing now, and much more. Topics include - no...

S5E53 - Accidental Redemption

18 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

CS joins the podcast again... his first podcast did not see the light of day because of a crazy ex... We explain the story. CS tells a tale of caution...

S5E52 - The wilderness needs to be explored

15 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode the wrangler joins the podcast. A wide range of topics are discussed including - gloves, V8 (the worst), badge agencies, reserves, legal ...

S5E51 - 20 bucks is 20 bucks

12 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bob from Illinois joins the podcast. As this podcast comes out around the anniversary of 9/11 we talk about that day and the affect it had on us. Bob ...

S5E50 - Seeing Color in Police Discretion

08 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Matt, long time buddy of the podcast (aka Brass Toby) comes on for another episode. He has written a book (title of podcast, link below). We discuss t...

S5E49 - Living wif herpes

04 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A group episode featuring some things we wanted to rant about and some topics from IG - Excuses, Emergencies, education, herpes, boat horns, failure t...

S5E48 - Reality Check

01 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we talk BJJ. My guest is a cop in NC that teaches BJJ to his department. We talk about everything that goes into that topic - pros, maybe...

S5E47 - Palmers Pool Shark

28 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bob from Big Sky County joins the podcast. The main theme of this podcast is going from a small agency to a big agency. We talk about the pros and con...

S5E46 - Life Savering

25 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This podcast we break down the Sonya Massey shooting in Illinois. Joining me are Saul (Lawyer), Pizza Tony (pizza Lover), Reily (Canadian, soaree), To...

S5E45 - Stop Digging

21 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Mike joins the podcast. He is an 18 year cop and is now sober after several years. He tells his story and why he choose to get sober. We ...

S5E44 MM

18 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Two Ohio cops join the podcast, you heard that right two dudes at the same time. They came with a great list of topics and there was a lot of funny st...

S5E43 - California Love 2

14 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

My guest re joins the podcast after almost 3 years. Leonard was the star of Season 1 Episode 10. We catch up with him. He was injured on the job and n...

S5E42 - Apple Juice

11 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Leroy from Texas joins the podcast. He is a new cop, 6 months on the road. He gives us his perspective as a young guy just now getting into law enforc...

S5E41 - Obstacle Course

07 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Clark from Minn joins the podcast. He followed his days foot steps into law enforcement. He came with a pretty good list with some spicy subjects (bei...

S5E40 - Vanilla Grease

04 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we do things backwards. We start with the dumb questions, inside the dumb questions there are many of rants and side quests. A real fun e...

S5E39 - Pack of Cools

31 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Scotch (WV Cop), Saul (CO Reserve/Lawyer), Tony (Pizza eater), Reily (Canadian Cop), Asoka (Token Hot Chick), and I join up yet again for a podcast (a...

S5E38 - Violet

28 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Can my guest convince me to working in the jail isn't so bad? My guest messaged me to come and talk about the jail not being such a bad place to w...

S5E37 - I don't think it was the chair

24 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe, is an airline pilot (and helicopter pilot in the national guard). Prior to that he was in law enforcement. His first full time gig as a cop was n...

S5E36 - Apple Cider Vinegar

21 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ben joins the podcast. He is a railroad cop, however he spend the first part of his career in a large city in Texas. He worked patrol and investigatio...

S5E35 - SIADLCS

10 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What the world needs. A Saul episode. We don't go full law odyssey but there are a few legal discussions (Uvalde). The people write in for our tak...

S5E34 - Generational Edging

07 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Gump joins the podcast. He is a cop in rural Illinois. Gump grew up in "that family" but overcame the odds to be a productive m...

S5E33 - Hawk Tuah Soaree

03 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we recap the recent PMPM meet up with Saul, Tony, and Reilly. We also go on some wild rants. Enjoy. Please patronize and support the L...

S5E32 - Tyranny only works in the short term

30 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we speak with Eric from Kansas. He currently is running for Sheriff. He also runs the hilarious social media account for his department -...

S5E31 - The Exorcism

26 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode a Michigan Cop joins the podcast. He talks about starting in the mid 2000's in Michigan and how much things have changed. We talk Mic...

S5E30 - The duality of Admin

23 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode a young cop from Utah joins the podcast. We talk Mormons from a non Mormon perspective, working alone, radios that don't work, and mu...

S5E29 - Crack a cold one

19 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I cheated on Riley with another frost back. This episode we return to Canada this time to talk to a Mountie. We learn a little about their history and...

S5E28 - Legacy

16 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode my dad returns to the podcast along with my brother. My dad wanted to talk about some things so I let him have some air time and I made b...

S5E27 - Do you like bit*ches and beer?

12 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode the puddle pirate joins the podcast. He is in the coast guard and came across this podcast when researching police departments. He educat...

S5E26 -Soaree, Squirt is Pee

09 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It finally happened, the PMPM meet up. Join Saul, Toby, Riley, Tony, and I for an adventure in Iowa. Ashoka also makes a guest appearance. Sunday po...

S5E25 - Making Fudge

05 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Terin joins the podcast. She started LE a little later in life than most and gives her unique perspective. She has a lot of different exp...

S5E24 - Beef N Cheddar

02 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Saul, Tony, Birdman (from Ghost hunting episodes), and I on the topic of losing faith. Birdman came to me with the topic. We talk about losing it...

S5E23 - It's Miller Time

29 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode a cop from the Midwest joins the podcast. We talk about beat integrity, and being new and dealing with imposter syndrome. We do a little ...

S5E22 - NAPS!

25 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we are joined by an Iowa cop. We talk about why Iowa is a good place to be the police. He has a few topics including - Promotional stress...

S5E21 - The new normal

22 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Prior guest from one of the blue falcon court episodes joins the podcast. He wrote me a question asking my thoughts on de escalation so we hit that pr...

S5E20 - The Artist

18 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Long time friend of the page Fabian joins the podcast. He is a former LEO in Colorado. We talk about his upbringing, why he got into law enforcement, ...

S5E19 - I Stand with Saul

15 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Mr Fudge joins the podcast. He is a cop in Minnesota. He had an interesting upbringing so we dive into that. He had a great list of topic...

S5E18 - BBD

12 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we talk to a railroad cop. We talk about his upbringing and how his criminal family is mostly ok with him being a cop. We talk influence,...

S5E17 - The Squatter

08 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Jose joins the podcast. He is an immigrant to the US who spend time in the Navy before getting into law enforcement. He briefly worked fo...

S5E16 - The Great PC Debate

04 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode a former DV investigator joins the podcast. This is a podcast heavy on DV topics, but we also hit other subjects. As the title suggests w...

S5E15 - WCR #2 Liquid Ass

01 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is user submitted on duty pranks. We also discuss how uncultured I am, the up coming PMPM meet up, and a forgotten danger. Asoka, Tony, H...

S4E14 - Seth Mills

28 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

County Music Artist/Cop Seth Mills joins the podcasts. We hear his story about how he got into law enforcement, and also how he got into music. He tal...

S5E12 - Dr Thumbs lovechild

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This podcast leans heavy into FTO topics. Would you like to speak with the manager? My guest Harry is a FTO manager. We talk about all things related ...

S5E11 - We got lost

20 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Dooper joins the podcast. He is a former trooper who is now living the deputy life. He talks about why he made the change. He also had a ...

S5E10 - FS

17 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Steve joins the podcast. He has an interesting position in law enforcement that his department handles the coroner role. We talk about that and some o...

S5E9 - Pack your bags

14 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Saul and Riley join me for a discussion on ACAB. We talk about a post I made that made the round on the anti police pages, and some of the comments. C...

S5E8 - Jim Doty

10 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Jim Doty of the Pottawattamie county joins the podcast. This episode requires some homework, go watch the netflix doc Lover, Stalker, Kil...

S5E7 - I'm gonna accountability you so hard

07 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jim a former Chicago cop joins the podcast. Born and raised in Chicago, he eventually got fed up and left. He talks about why he lateralled. Good dude...

S5E6 - The Green line

03 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode a volly firefighter joins the podcast to tell about that world and why he likes poles so much. Besides chilli cook offs and wii bowling w...

S5E5 - BBQ Virgin

31 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode a bike cop from the left coast joins the podcast. He talks about the struggles of being a young cop with no life experience, but the posi...

S5E4 - Blues Boys

27 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Jack N. Off joins the podcast. He grew up with drug dealing parents and ended up in the foster parents. After being adopted he joined the...

S5E3 - Is the Shart worth the squeeze

24 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we return to Idaho. Pete is a newer cop, who still likes the job. We talk small towns, Officer Safety, and treating cops like babies. A g...

S5E2 - I don't have facts and data

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Detective Munch from a prior podcast titled action stance joins the podcast. He is a detective who specializes in investigating crimes ag...

S5E1 - Cancelled

16 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's St Patrick's Day, and a new season. This calls for a little alcohol and ask us anything. I drink to much and make an ass out of myself, w...

S4E69 - Do you want a shot at the title?

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Season ends with everyone's favorite life couch, scotch. He brings a friend, Cletus. Cletus is an Officer he trained. A wild podcast - topics incl...

S4E68 Infidelity, Weed, & Dogman

10 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is a blast from the past. The first ever podcast I was on was Blue Falcon Radio (RIP). One of their hosts Ty joins me. We catch up, we ha...

S4E67 - Acorn Odyssey

07 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Of course we had to talk about this. Join King Saul and Pizza Tony as we talk about the case of the century. We also talk about dancing NYPD cops and ...

S4E66 - Order 66

03 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Yes, it's a star wars episode. But we made it about policing. But before the nerd stuff we catch up on a few things in the podcast world, includin...

S4E65 - Miles Davis Platform

29 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Farve joins the podcast and tells us all about Cheese and policing in Wisconsin. He has been on the job for over a decade and recently changed departm...

S4E64 - The mystery bandage

25 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we got to North Dakota to talk with a city cop turned deputy. He talked about his experiences on both types of agencies and shares his sp...

S4E63 - Copacetic

22 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Eaton joins the podcast. He is a cop in the midwest. He started in a big agency but moved over to a midsized agency where he is PSO, which means he is...

S4E62 - Head Soup

18 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we head to the land of ESPN to talk about Connecticut. We learn all about that state and talk about the legendary lawman who patrols thei...

S4E61 - It's too late

14 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join the gang and I as we do a relationship podcast in honor of everyone's favorite fake holiday. Good questions such as how to deal with the fear...

S4E60 - Trust but verify

11 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode, my guest is a current LEO who was born internationally. He lived in a refuge camp as a kid before immigrating here. He tells his story a...

S4E59 - Grapes

08 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The podcast you didn't know you needed, another swinger cop podcast. Real funny, Instagram killed it with questions. We also did the first ever in...

S4E58 - Saul destroys his legacy

04 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Saul, Scotch, and Pizza Tony join for a wild podcast. I have a couple topics we I needed help to break down, and they help. We take the dirt road home...

S4E57 - Let em have their song

01 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We return to Nebraska for more shenanigans. This episode, Morgan, a chief Deputy joins us. He has a ton of great stories, and has an interesting story...

S4E56 - CC

28 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Krystal joins the podcast. He is a new cop, and he is the first ever (that I know of) Officer to join the podcast that is not a US citize...

S4E54 - Legal Pegging

21 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This is a topic based episode I have frequent contributors Saul, Reily, and sorta Pizza Tony help out. I share about thoughts from my vacation and the...

S4E53 - Dixon Diaz

18 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode a long time, first time joins the podcast. Dixon has experienced several different roles in law enforcement, jail, campus cop, road cop, ...

S4E52 - Why is his d*ck out

14 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Howard joins the podcast. He is a big city cop, fto at a young age, and into special assignments at a young age. A red flag, but he is different. He i...

S4E51 - DDP

11 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we return to the land of my ex's. Puddin joins the podcast, he is a detective. He tells about a case that he had that landed two bad ...

S4E50 - Herby Curby

07 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This podcast a copper from the south joins us. He was born in Hong Kong and moved to the US as a kid. We talk about his youth and fitting in, in the M...

S4E49 - CCF

04 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Nelson joins the podcast. He is a Tennessee Cop who started his career in WV. He has a really cool story about how he became interested i...

S4E48 - Hoser

31 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode serves as our New Years episode. Hang out with me and half the gang as we get hammered and answer your questions. Joining me is Pizza Ton...

S4E47 - Friends don't let friends make tiktoks

28 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode @anti_tiktok_cop2.0 joins the podcast. He is a legend for calling out the clowns posting cringe in uniform. There is a lot of blue on blu...

S4E46 - Docking Stuffers

24 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The annual Christmas Episode is here. It has a little bit of everything. The whole gang is here. Surprisingly we stay on track at points and hit a cou...

S4E45 - Green Chili

21 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we visit New Mexico and learn about Chili things. My guest Casey, has some history in Iowa so we talk about the best pizza in the world. ...

S4E44 - Let me tell you about dingleberries

17 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A wild episode that starts a little more serious and then goes completely off the rails. My guest is from Nebraska so we talk about so things specific...

S4E43 - 229

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode I speak with Rob Holloway. Rob was critically injured after being shot on duty. He tells his story. https://www.holloway229.com/ Please...

S4E42 - Saulmaggedon

09 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Saul returns with epic rants that have some spice. We hit his love of BJJ and we have a discussion on that culture, which leads into putting in the t...

S4E41 - Test Scores

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Mike a former firefighter (and owner of Frontline Optics) joins the podcast. We trade some barbs, as it is custom when fire and police ge...

S4E40 - Titties and Beads

03 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode a young copper from LA, not that LA, the other one joins the podcasts. We lean about Cajans, Rebel Flags, and much more. He stares his st...

S4E39 - Dong Bong

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode I speak with a chief of a small town in Iowa. We talk about his career and how he ended up as Chief. We dive into the issues of small tow...

S4E38 - Sewing Circle

25 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Clark from South Dakota joins the podcast. He had a very vagabond (maybe the wrong word) type life prior to settling into law enforcement...

S4E37 - Rantsgiving

22 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Aka Drunksgiving/Friendsgiving part 2. Join Saul (who was heated, because he is old), Pizza Tony, Ashoka, and I (on the sause) as we rant for 2 hours....

S4E36 - Policing, Politics, and Peanut butter cups

19 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Ace joins the podcast. He is a former Colorado Cop like I. He has a similar path as he took a time out, but now he is back on the job in ...

S4E35 - Chester's lessons vol #2

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

My former co worker rejoins the podcast. Last time we talked about fentanyl. This episode he teaching us about breathing. Hopefully I stop hearing peo...

S4E34 - Meagan McCarthy

12 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode former deputy Meagan McCarthy joins the podcast. In 2019 she was attacked and almost murdered by a suspect. Recently that suspect was not...

S4E33 - Scrub Licker

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is sorta a follow up to the last episode. Scotch and Saul join me as we talk about the somewhat uncomfortable topic of police and mental ...

S4E32 - It's ok to not be ok?

05 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Michael joins the podcast. He is a former cop. He was fired after coming to his department with mental health issues. He tells his story....

S4E31 - The bib

01 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode my good buddy Matt joins the podcast gain. Matt is the brass and is also one of the smartest dudes I know. He has been on several podcast...

S4E30 - Artie

29 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The 3rd edition of Halloween stories. This episode, Big titty Toby and replacement Toby join the podcast to help me judge. Some pretty damn funny stor...

S4E28 - Prac Redrum

22 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode I have dick and two dogs join me. They are a father/son law enforcement duo from Tennessee. Very down to earth and knowledgeable guys. Tw...

S4E27 - Hauling Coal with it

18 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Pizza Tony, Toby, and Ashoka as we rank the stupidest story calls sent in by followers of the page. Winner gets free merch. A funny episode I thi...

S4E25 - But, we got pizza at the end, so that was cool

11 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we go to Oregon to hear about the shenanigans that have taken place over the last decade or so. My guest is a cop in Oregon and tells abo...

S4E24 - Dinner Party

07 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

My good buddy from Canada - Riley, rejoins the podcast to spark great discussion. An old friend joins the podcast as well. This is sorta a part 2 to ...

S4E23 - Texas Sized Heart

04 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we speak with an Officer in Texas who is a mental health officer. Which is an actual designation in Texas. We learn about his life and wh...

S4E22 - Malcontents

01 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Fletch a cop in the pacific nw joins the podcast. He has been on for 25 years and has a lot to share. From failures to success he has a l...