Poorly Made Police Podcast

S4E21 - Tents and Palm Trees

27 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Saul and I on a magical journey in the desert. A podcast on the road, but without Toby. Learn about winning and losing, Phoenix, baking bums, mur...

S4E20 - The Audacity

24 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Justin and Chris of Visiblue join the podcast. We talk about how training failures led to the creation of their product. We dive into the world of pol...

S4E19 Blood and Thunder

20 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join the sleepy one and I as we take a journey of self discovery together. Toby and I head to the big city of Council Bluffs for talking shit, gamblin...

S4E18 - That explains the Bud Light

17 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is a pretty fun one. My guest is a cop in the peoples republic of Il (I can't spell Illinois). I learn how the laws of the big city polit...

S4E17 - Getting Cops Off

13 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Kim joins the podcast. She is an attorney who represents cops. We talk about how she found the work. We have discussion on several cases ...

S4E16 - Never Forget #3

11 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Part 2 of this years episodes on 9/11 (part 3 counting last year). This episode I speak with John. He was a housing cop in the 80's and we hear his st...

S4E15 - Never Forget #2

09 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode I speak with former NYPD Officer/Detective and later ATF agent Peter Forcelli. Forcelli had a storied career and shared many of his exper...

S4E14 - Goons

06 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode I assemble a panel to break down the horrible situation down in Rankin County Mississippi. Join Matt (Miss Cop aka the Brass), Saul (Rese...

S4E12 - The best agency in the city

03 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode one of my former co workers and also now former cop joins the podcast. His background is in medicine and he was one of the first to bring...

S4E11 - Pick your suck

30 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode former reserve and then hospital cop Steve joins the podcast. Besides learning about policing inside a hospital (not a college) , this po...

S4E10 - Duality

27 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Austin joins me this episode. He has been out for a few years and shares his experiences works in the the dumpster fire that is the Saint Louis area. ...

S4E9 - No filter

23 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode my guest is a funny ass former cop out of South Carolina. He started as an MP and enlightened me on that job on a combat tour and on base...

S4E8 - over 100

20 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tennessee, training, speeding, and much much more. This episode we speak to a young cop and it's interesting to hear his mindset. We talk about the so...

S4E7 - Bandwidth

16 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode I am joined by a couple of the regular crew as we do a topic based podcast. Saul (Lawyer/Reserve cop) and Ashoka (Former Cali cop) join t...

S4E6 Blue Falcon Court 3?

13 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A packed podcast. Case 1 involves pursuits, and case two I am the defendant. I have been called out on my view on SFST's. We also hit police depa...

S4E5 - Come for the Police talk, Stay for the penis jokes

09 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode a long time, first time joins the podcast. He has experience as a trooper and now as a city cop. We learn about his experiences and he al...

S4E4 - Are we the bastard children?

06 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode I learned some stuff. I talk to a AZ trooper. We learn about the Hispanic culture, accident reconstruction, and blue bags? Great dude rea...

S4E3 - No feet matter

03 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we return to Ohio and speak with a long time friend of the podcast. We talk about his career and why he was not going to be a cop. He had...

S4E2 - The P Word

30 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we return to Minnesota and talk to a cop who was in the academy during George Floyd. We talk about his experiences as always. Topics toda...

S4E1 - Reliving a nightmare

26 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The first episode + the group making fun of it/me = A masterpiece. Join the gang and I as we explore the first episode and rip it apart. We also go o...

S3E69 - Nice III

23 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode the Gang (Saul - Lawyer/Reserve, Ashoka - Former Cali Cop, Pizza Tony - NYPD Cop) join me to help determine the best part of being a cop....

S3E68 - Everybody is right

20 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We return to Texas and speak with a cop and military vet. We briefly talk about his story. This episode is topic heavy with the idea of it is up to a ...

S3E67 - Baguette Stuff

16 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode for the first time we travel to France, which ended up being timely. We have a brief history lesson, and learn about France. We talk abou...

S3E66 - It is what it is

12 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Murphy and SRO from Illinois joins the podcast. The main topic is the multiple health scares he has had and how that affected his ability...

S3E65 - Kool Aide

09 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Deputy Kool Aide Joins the podcast. He is a 15 year plus deputy in SoCa. We talk about the peoples republic and how to stay positive. We ...

S3E64 - Lobotomy of PMPM

05 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode a guest from Season 1 rejoins the podcast. Matt was the first member of the brass to join the podcast. Matt also teaches cops. Find him h...

S3E63 - Bert and Ernie

02 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Twins. Not the good kind. Dudes. But that's ok. This episode I speak with twin brothers who work for the same department. We learn why they joined...

S3E62 - Douche vs Turd Sandwich

28 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode the gang and I discuss the famous traffic stop in Florida a week ago. The gang = Mr. Scotch - WV Cop, Saul - Former public defender turne...

S3E61- Spice Bowl I

25 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode listeners sent in their opinions and we rank them on spiciness and if they are valid. A panel of the regular crew joins me to help decide...

S3E60 - Bruh

21 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today we go back into the wild and talk to another park ranger. Jerry from Tennessee shares his life with us including a wild childhood that included ...

S3E59 - Velcro

18 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode I am joined by a famous outlaw who began his policing career in Tennessee before moving to Wyoming. We learn about policing in both state...

S3E58 - Swedish Fish

14 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we take a trip to Sweden. We speak with Dragon, who is a cop in Sweden. We learn about his county. Are they a peaceful county? His though...

S3E57 - Thanks Obama

11 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we solve the culture wars and how it relates to law enforcement. Just kidding, we are still doomed. But at least we crack some jokes talk...

S3E56 - When in Rome

07 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I was asked by a listener to do a podcast on how to get hired as a Cop. So, I reached out to the internet and was able to snag two police recruiters. ...

S3E55 - Full

04 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Cooper from WI joins the podcast. Cooper's cup is full and he is on the fence if he wants to finish his career or move on early. We e...

S3E54 - Tonight will be the night

31 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode I speak to a married cop couple who meet at the same department. They now work at different agencies but before moving to different agenc...

S3E53 - Hank Exotic

28 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Hank from Oklahoma joins the podcast. We find why people don't move from Oklahoma, and how policing is in the state. We touch on OCPD and...

S3E52 - The taste test

24 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Jake from State Farm joins the podcast. He is a ten year cop from Central Texas who currently works as a Narc. Jake got into policing on ...

S3E51 - Am I an Asshole 2 B.T.T.O

21 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The gang assembles again to determine if you are in fact an asshole. Hint, you probably know. We tackle - Couples sharing or not sharing money, police...

S3E50 - First World Problems

17 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Billy a cop from Arkansas joins the podcast. We learn about living and policing in Arkansas. Some of the discussions include - Are there ...

S3E49 - Spilling the Beans

14 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bears, Beans, and Bigfoot. This episode I have the pleasure of speaking with a long time follow of the page who recently retired from policing in Alas...

S3E48 - The Toni Awards

10 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we speak with a cop in Virginia. This podcast has a little bit of everything. He started working on a College Campus, and now works as a ...

S3E47 - Themes in the Memes

07 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode I speak with a cop from up north who is also a teacher. Our main topic is discussing his research of police memes and the themes found in...

S3E46 - Fishy

03 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode I have a parole agent join the podcast for the first time. It was eye opening to the bullshit going on behind the scenes. My guest, the f...

S3E45 - Cat Jacks

30 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode I have a cohost, the one and only Mr Scotch. Our guest this episode is a somewhat newer cop. Our guest had a fantastic topic to discuss –...

S3E44 - The Metallalorian

26 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Long time buddy and podcast contributor Toby joins the podcast. We do something a little different this episode and don’t talk a lot of shop. Howeve...

S3E43 - It's an accident

23 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode a Trooper from the south joins the podcast. We get deep into DUI stuff, including DUI-D's and much more. Obviously the podcast includ...

S3E42 - Big Iron

19 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we go back to Texas. My guest worked in Small town Texas before lateralling to Nashville, TN. He later would return to Texas. As you can tel...

S3E41 - Rock Smith featuring The Cop Comic Jim Perry

16 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode a Cop turned Entrepreneur turned Comic turned club owner joins the podcast. The Cop Comic aka Jim Perry talks about his life and career. ...

S3E39 - Jack

09 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we turn to Utah to hear from a Jack Mormon. What is a Jack Mormon? I guess you have to listen to find out, or google it I suppose. We tal...

S3E38 - The old dog and the young pup

05 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we find ourselves in Missouri, with no one but two guys (just the way I like it). They discuss policing in the state and we find ourselve...

S3E37 - The Law Odyssey III - Pig Roast

02 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Silent Saul aka Silent Bob joins the podcast again to dazzle us with his expertise. Saul was first a guest in season one, and this is the third and ma...

S3E36 - Hipster Curious

29 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode I have a former librarian, yes a Librarian join the podcast. A guy who has arguably one of the most interesting journeys to law enforceme...

S3E35 - Gumdrop Forest

26 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joining me this week is a legend in my world who has been big in growing PMPM. He is a cop in Michigan so we talk about what is going on with Law enfo...

S3E34 - $700

22 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A Vegas cop joins the podcast. We get a poorly made lesson in the history of Vegas. We discuss policing in Vegas and if it suffering from the same iss...

S3E33 - They make it so hard to stay

19 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we have our first airport cop. He also is a K9 Officer. Are the problems facing cops on the street the came for the airport cops? Does th...

S3E32 - Wasting City Resources

15 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode many of the regulars (Ashoka, Toby, Saul, Scotch, and Sipowicz) join the podcast. The topic is pranks. Many people wrote in and sent in v...

S3E30 - Keep the wheels moving

09 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode I speak with Randy. He is a cop in Maine currently but worked for 2 other departments in New Hampshire. He talks about starting law enfor...

S3E29 - Baloney Rings

05 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode features Ahsoka and one of the other PMPM regular crew. Due to something heavy he could not make it so a special guest takes his place. W...

S3E28 - Action Stance

02 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode a big city east coast detective joins the podcast. Our guest, Munch, talks about his journey from the Midwest to the east coast; his time...

S3E27 - A cup of Joe

26 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode an OG joins the podcast. Joe retired over a decade ago and talks to me about being a job in the good ole days. I learned somethings will ...

S3E26 - Yelling at the Sky

23 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode my long time friend, cand one of the admins of FiveOhumor, Sky joins the podcast. We hash out if I am a thief or not and talk about some ...

S3E25 - A New Hope

19 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode I have a cop from Florida join the podcast. What is special about him? He is not old enough to drink. Cody comes to the defense of the Ge...

S3E24 - Have you ever been to Paris?

16 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode unofficial sex expert for the Podcast Johnny Stache (of the Swinger podcast fame) and Silent Saul join the podcast to help me break down ...

S3E23 - Bored Burpees Cake

12 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode for the first time (I think) a campus cop joins the podcast. He tells his story on how he ended up in Law Enforcement, which wasn't somet...

S3E22 - The field

09 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode the stars of S2E48 Harry and Lloyd rejoin the podcast. The goal of this podcast was for this to be part 2ish of the series of "Stuff I wi...

S3E21 - Silence of the Sacrificial Lambs

05 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This podcast I speak with Kyle. Kyle has done the opposite of the Alan Jackson song and has gone City from the county. Kyle was a cop in rural Utah be...

S3E20 - Same Team?

02 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode long time friend of the podcast and guest of a few them of them Reilly (maybe Jonesy I don't remember) joins the podcast. He posed a ques...

S3E19 - Whiz Bang

29 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode I speak to a Philly Cop. We learn about this back story and how he ended up in Philly. He has a story about the hiring process in another...

S3E18 - With all due respect

26 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode the boys at RTI (Revelations Training and Investigations) join the podcast to discuss training horror stories. We have our own stories as...

S3E17 - Scotch V. Tobias

22 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode some of the gang joins me to discuss different academy styles. Toby and Scotch attended different types of academies and each believe the...

S3E16 - Period

19 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Buster Cherry and Angelica join the podcast. A love story as old as time, Cop and Dispatcher. Buster tells his story about a blue falcon ...

S3E15 - A feather in my cap

15 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we go to Maine. My guest is a formal Tribal Cop of over 21 years. He had experience on as a game warden, road officers, and retired as th...

S3E14 - Why?

12 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode I speak with an Officer (Kyle) from the south who was involved in a pretty intense OIS. He details the incident and the aftermath. He als...

S3E12 - Everything is great in policeville

08 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Deputy Hook em joins the podcast. He is a ten year cop who has been successful on social media and as a musician. He is one half of the c...

S3E11 - Unleash the squirts

05 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This podcast we return to my new home state of Iowa. My guest is a cop in the Hawkeye state. He shares a tale of being inspired as a high school stude...

S3E10 - Huh

01 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we ring in the new year by judging you. Another edition of Am I an Asshole, and we also make fun of your New Year's resolutions or revolu...

S3E9 - Fiery but mostly peaceful

29 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We finish the year with a cop from Minnesota. We talk to him what is was like working during 2020. We discuss policing in Minnesota, the George Floyd ...

S3E8 - The brotherhood of the traveling dildo

24 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Merry Christmas. Enjoy a couple hours of madness with your friends. Join Lloyd, Ben, Toby, Scotch, Saul, and Ashoka for a wholesome Christmas podcast....

S3E7 - I don't know your holiday pronouns

22 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A little different episode. I have the opportunity to speak with a cop with a very "unique" position in law enforcement. He tells me at the struggles ...

S3E6 - It's only a Mountian

18 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

My buddy Tido joins the podcast. He left policing around the same time as I. He recently rejoined his department. I know quite a few people have come ...

S3E5 - Recovering Costanzas

15 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This podcast a SGT from Texas joins me as the guest. It is possible our paths crossed 20 years ago, and we had some similar mindset problems in our ea...

S3E4 - Full Assed & High Pocketed

11 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we tackle the joys and pitfalls of having a parent as a cop. My co hosts are none other than my brothers. They join me live in the Dungeo...

S3E2 - Functional Alcoholics

04 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This podcast I speak with a Former Officer in the land of Tennessee. He continues the streak of a person taking a different path to law enforcement. H...

S3E1 - The Jersey Boy

01 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Yooooooooo  This episode we meet the new host of the podcast and speak with Jim of GymTanPatrol. He is a cop from the Garden State. We discuss hi...

S2E68 - Drunksgiving

23 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Spend Thanksgiving with some of your favorite Poorly Made Friends. Fair Warning the content at times is a little spicier (remember if you are offended...

S2E67 - Blue Falcons and Gila Monsters

20 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we visit Arizona for some ocean front property and to learn about policing in the copper state (get it? I'll see myself out). My guest is...

S2E66 - The Cup is Full

17 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Another episode 66 without any Order 66 jokes. This podcast I speak with a 20 year cop from California. While we have visit California before, my gues...

S2E65 - The backfire affect

13 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Instructor Sean Grogan joins the podcast. We discuss his background, and his different reasons for getting into law enforcement. He worke...

S2E64 - PMPM vs Mimms

10 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This Podcast I speak with an Officer out in Pennsylvania. We learn about the goofy stuff that happens in Pennsylvania, my hatred of toll roads, the pi...

S2E63 - The Chapstick Odyssey

05 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's been a while since you got some poorly made dating advice, so what can I say but you're welcome. Joining me from previous dating podcasts I have ...

S2E62 - Bing Bong

02 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This episode I speak with a cop on the job in NYC.  I thought it was bad, it might be worse. But he has a good outlook. We learn about hiring, tr...

S2E61 - Ghetto Bidet

29 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This podcast we explore the paranormal. My guest is a 20 year cop out of Florida who is also a paranormal investigator. Taking the co host duties we h...

S2E60 - Not as bad as Minneapolis

26 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

PMPM goes to Serbia. This podcast I have the pleasure of speaking with a cop in Serbia. He as a really interesting story on how he learned outside wor...

Poorly Made message End of October

26 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Just a few quick notes on upcoming podcasts.  Looking for people looking for dating advice and looking for alien / extraterrestrial stories. Also...

S2E59 - The Poorly Made Mall Security Podcast

23 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This podcast I speak with a fire-fighter and a cop who both worked for me about 10 years ago in my life prior to law enforcement. It was fun to catch ...

S2E58 - Injuries inconsistent with life

19 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This episode I am joined by Matt from Worst responders (Poorly Made Fire Podcast?). Also co-hosting is Mr Scotch and briefly Ashoka. We talk about Mat...

S2E57 - Ass out of you and me

16 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This podcast I speak with a cop who started in VA and lateralled to Texas (the land of ex's). He talks about the struggles of policing in rural areas,...

S2E56 - Generational Warfare #1

12 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This podcast I speak with a NC cop. The main topic is the different generations of Cops. My guest is a Gen Xer so he talks about what he had observed....

S2E55 - Trying to make sense of it all

09 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This podcast a listener joins the podcast to present a question on mental health. He works on a department that has had a lot of Officer suicides. Joi...