Poorly Made Police Podcast
Episodes
S2E54 - Cemetery Slammers
05 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
To kick off October and Spooky season we are doing scary stories. The stories were sent in by listeners (best story wins a coin, see the poll on Spoti...
S2E53 - Love separated by the Ohio River
01 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast my good buddies Ben - Thoughts of a Patrol Officer on Youtube, and Michael Scotch of West Virginia join the podcast to cover a ton of dif...
S2E52 - Blake Shelton isn't fat
28 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You guys have been complaining the podcast has been well made lately. Your complaints have been heard and this one is really poorly made. This episode...
S2E51 - Milk Sneeze Odyssey
24 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is out of control. Some of my buddies and I have some booze and answer your questions, and tie up some loose ends on the Am I an Asshole ...
S2E50 - A little bit of Pressure
21 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast I speak with the man, the myth, the mustache - Ted from Fit Responder. Obviously we cover some topics regarding health and fitness but we...
S249 - The Empire Strikes Back
18 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast I speak with another UK cop. Really great insight into what it is like to be a big city cop in the UK. A lot of very similar problems yet...
S2E48 - Bananas
14 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast two cops from the state of Georgia join the podcast. We talk about the state of policing in Georgia, baseball, coping, being an SRO, Uval...
S2E47 - Never Forget
11 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This episode we remember the attack on America on September 11th. I speak with 2 New York City Police Officers who responded to the towers. http...
S2E46 - The boundary of what is appropriate?
07 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This episode I speak with Melissa Williams. She is a former police LT. She made national headlines last year when she was under internal investigation...
S2E45 - Am I the Asshole
04 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Join me and my collection of misfit toys in determining if y'all are assholes or not. Several folks wrote in. We discuss taking time off, blowing off ...
S2E44 - Dutch Oven
31 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast I am joined by a Cop from the Netherlands. Fantastic guy who tells me about what the job is like in Holland. We discuss hiring, academy, ...
S2E43 - Dixie Normous
28 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast I speak with a retired Florida cop, her career hit 4 different decades so we talk about her observations of the job changing. We also hea...
S2E42 - If you're not going to do it, who is?
24 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This episode I speak with the voice behind the River City Police Department. No, this isn't 2 hours of satire. We talk about his career, which started...
S2E41 - Just because you can, doesn't mean you should
21 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast we discuss the in's and out's of the idea of just because you can doesn't mean you should. Joining the podcast, my pops (40 year cop), Si...
S2E40 - It starts with you dumbass
17 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast my friends from Season 1 Episode 26 return to the podcast. We catch up with them to see how the last year has been. Our main topic is wha...
S2E39 - We don't all leave for the same reason
14 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast I speak to my good friend Ann. A former cop from the Midwest. She has very different reasons for leaving compared to those who I have had...
S2E38 - Where is my fucking applause button
10 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This episode I speak with an investigator from a State Agency. Prior to becoming an investigator with the state he was a street cop and was involved i...
S2E37 - elLAy
07 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A from from LA joins the podcast to discuss what it's like to be a cop in one of the countries largest agencies. Also joining is his wife who works in...
S2E36 - Different Perspectives
03 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This episode I talk with a Police Captain from a larger agency in the south. A large part of the conversation we discuss the generations of different ...
S2E35 - One Year of PMPP
30 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Can you believe it? One year. This podcast features some of the friends made over the year, and some lucky guests. This podcast is pretty much unedite...
S2E34 - Yucca
27 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast I speak with Kelly, who is a Border Patrol Agent. We talk about the job and if he would encourage anyone to do it still? He talks about t...
S2E33 A Doctor in the house
24 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This episode Dr Ashley Massimino (AKA @the_staff_Assistant on IG) joins the podcast along with her partner Ali. Dr Massimino is a Clinical and Forensi...
S2E32 - Vectoring
20 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This episode I speak with a cop out in South Dakota. He started out in the jail and made it out of the road. He shares his experiences. He is also a m...
S2E31 - A bunch of Goobers
16 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast I speak with a Texas Cop who was involved in an OIS. We speak about his experiences and how he has managed. A big topic of discussion is ...
S2E30 - 4 guys One Garden Hose
13 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The gentlemen from Revelations training join the podcast for dare I say, a somewhat educational podcast. Lots of laughs and shit talking with some goo...
S2E29 - Excellence in Leadership - Featuring Chief Sharris RCPD
10 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast I speak with the fearless leader of Satire River City Police Department Chief Sharris. We learn about the policing they have implem...
S2E28 - Rookie Mistakes
06 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast I speak with a New Hampshire Cop for the first time (probably). Henry started in New York before migrating to New Hampshire. We learn abo...
S2E27 - The calm voice in the dark
03 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week I speak with memewar runner up ten eight memes. Since our last conversation on the podcast he has left law enforcement and went to dispatch....
S2E26 - Soaking with Cardi B
29 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast I speak with a Utah Cop and aspiring memelord. This podcast covers policing in Utah and of course a history lesson about Mormons. Topics ...
S2E25 - Interesting
26 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast I speak with a former Texas cop who was charged with a crime (2 in fact) after a use of force. I believe there will be a lively discussio...
S2E24 - Choosing Beggars
22 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast my good buddy, Boomer, from Ghost Patch joins the podcast. Boomer is a cop in Massachusetts and shares his knowledge of the wacky stuff t...
S2E23 HotDog Soup
18 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast I speak to a former Park Ranger. He has experience in two States, and actually had to attend the academy twice. He is able to talk abou...
S2E22 - Hannah Montana
11 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
My guest this podcast is a cop in Montana. He took a very unconventional path to Law Enforcement. We learn about his experience in wildland firefighti...
S2E21 - Kissin Cousins
08 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The podcast finally comes to the coal fields of West Virginia. I speak with a cop from the home of mountain momma's. We answer the age old question of...
S2E20 - Hat and Tie Fridays
05 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week a New York State Trooper and his Stetson join the podcast. I learn about the different thoughts on police in the state, and how a few counti...
S2E19 - The Law Odyssey 2.5 - Fructose
01 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Part 2 of the second law odyssey. Personally this is one of my favorite podcasts. We continue were we left off. We got more into some case law stuff, ...
S2E18 - The Law Odyssey 2.0 - Dad is sh*tting again
29 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
PMPP legend Silent Bob joins the podcast again for part one of two of the second law odyssey. Bob is a former public defender turned reserve cop who s...
S2E17 - Picking at Pickering
25 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Friend of the Podcast, Ben with Thoughts of a Patrol Officer on Youtube, joins the podcast. The main topic of this podcast is the 1st amendment and ho...
S2E16 - Don't drop the soap
22 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast is our first official trip to the jail. I speak with a state corrections Officer. It is an enlightening episode because I don't know much...
S2E15 - Canadian Chaos
19 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
My good buddy from Canada rejoins the podcast. We discuss a few things I forgot to ask in Episode 59 of Season 1. Topics include the trouble with body...
S2E14 - Nuggets of Wisdom
15 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This episode I speak with the man himself Pete James of OfficerPrivacy.com. We speak about his life and law enforcement career; Arguing with people on...
S2E12 They may not be mountains to you but they're mountains to us
11 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast I speak with a small town cop in Kentucky (he also recently started pretty great IG page disorderle_conduct). We talk small town policing...
S2E11 - Scrubs
08 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast I talk to Lauren who is a nurse at a major hospital. She runs the nurse meme page Thirst Responders. She is funny and knowledgeable. We l...
Social Media Rant
06 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I just wanted to update folks with what I am seeing on social media and how it hurts PMPM
S2E10 - A Hole New World
04 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Two for the price of one. This podcast you get the remnants of the first attempt and the dating game podcast and the long awaited Swinger Podcast.&nbs...
S2E9 Thin Blue Love Sheepdog Line I
01 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
My good friend Ben with Thoughts of a Patrol Officer (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5n6N-yBfBCbzHrHWS-XXRw) joins the podcast. This podcast we tal...
S2E8 - Idiots Out Wandering Around
27 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This episode I finally speak to some Iowa cops. They're brothers who work is small but neighboring agencies. We learn about meth Pizza, Corn related c...
S2E7 - Facts don't matter
24 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast I speak with Sgt John Mattingly formerly of the Louisville police department. John was shot during the raid at Breonna Taylors apartment....
S2E6 - It's the jack talking
20 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A Chicago Cop joins the podcast and gives the deep dish about the job in the Windy City. He also explains why people stay in a department/city like th...
S2E5 - Bake Sale
17 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This episode the voice behind The Rural Badge joins the podcast. Charlie is not a police officer but a writer. She has been married to a small town co...
S2E4 - Welcome Home
13 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast I speak with a California cop who works in a State Hospital. I didn't know about this line of law enforcement. I learned a lot, and was s...
S2E3 - Thanks for your service Ben
10 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Friend of Poorly Made Police Podcast/Memes, Ben from Thoughts of a Patrol Officer (Go subscribe to him on YouTube, right meow). We have a discussion o...
S2E2 - Gold Star
06 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This episode we dive into the cringe world of Cop Tik Tok. My guest partakes, (unhinged stability) but he is funny (sometimes). A fun conversation, an...
S2E1 - Robert and Jacqueline
03 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Season 2 starts off with a bang. The long awaited police husband episode. Jackie is a cop and Robert is a legend in his own rights. We talk about what...
Episode 69 - Nice
30 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The season finale of Season 1 of the Poorly Made Police Podcast. A nice little conversation with an old friend. We learn about the new host for next s...
Episode 68 - Background baby
27 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode I speak to red leader who is a cop in M I S S I S S I P P I. He started young in the jail before moving out to the road. We talk about...
Episode 67 - It's an airborne thing
23 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
My guest is a 13 year cop out of Socal who works in a traffic unit currently. Our conversation is all over the place, we talk hardcore drinks, Disneyl...
Episode 66 - C.O.(c).K
20 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast we travel to the blue grass state and speak with a cop in that neck of the woods. A mostly funnier conversation about rednecks, weird sla...
Episode 64 - Narcaning Chihuahua's
13 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
My guest is a Cop who started a little later in life. He started in the Grand Canyon State in a bigger city before trading the repressive heat for che...
PMPP Special - Poorly Made Album Reviews #1 Ghost - Impera
12 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Friend of the podcast Tobias joins me to review the new Ghost album - Impera. Support my podcast and meme habit and by a nice shirt or mug. Use ...
Episode 63 - pAtRoL iS tHe BaCkBoNe oF tHe DePaRtMeNt
10 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
My guest this podcast is Darryll a 17 year cop out of the formerly great state of California. We talk about good and bad changes in the last 17 years ...
Episode 62 - Tumbleweed Entity
06 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This episode a 27 year motor cop from Oregon joins the podcast. Probably one of the few guys in Oregon that enjoys policing in that state. He also tea...
Episode 61 - It is all BS
02 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I try my hand at an almost real podcast. Ben with Thoughts of a Patrol Officer, and resident PMPM lawyer Silent Bob join the podcast. We discuss/rant ...
Episode 60 - Bobby Knight
27 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast I interview highway interdiction legend Kenny Williams aka the Red Ninja. Despite the meme we do talk a little interdiction. I learn more...
Episode 59 - Pitter Patter
23 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Lets get at er. This podcast a cop from Canada joins me and we discuss Canadian policing. We discuss the differences how they do the job from America ...
Episode 58 - Rustled Jimmies
20 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast we visit Our Kansas and long time friend of the page Slim. We talk about policing in Arkansas and the state of the job there. We talk abo...
Episode 57 - Steve Perry
16 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Joining the podcast is one of my former co workers and we talk about our journey out of law enforcement. She has worked in Kansas and Colorado so we t...
Episode 56 - Made up commercial holiday special
13 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A special edition of the podcast, because who doesn't want to hear about other peoples problems. Special guest Asoka helps me navigate all your proble...
Episode 55 - If you have ghosts
09 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The first ever on location episode of the Poorly Made Police Podcast as I venture to the home of the Huskers of Corn. This podcast is recorded in a ho...
Episode 54 - There is no Peanut Butter involved
06 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I talk to an cop in NC who has Tourettes. A condition I did not know much about, a poorly made educational experience. We talk about his law enforceme...
Episode 53 - The great flood
03 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast I talk to my buddy James who is a cop out in Oregon. We talk about how well decriminalization is going. We talk about his career and the ...
Episode 52 - 4 out of 5 agree
30 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Your favorite memelord (well hopefully it's me) speaks with a cop from Louisiana. A formerly bitter one. Our conversation covers a lot of ground. We t...
Episode 51 - Blue Falcon Court 2 and more
27 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast is the second BFC episode. Cases involve - Gym music, the office, and reporting yourself to the brass. Some of the funniest cOnTeNt I hav...
Episode 50 - Dope arrest in Haiku
23 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
My guest is a cop out of the sunshine state. The LT is a 19 year cop who has worked through various assignments and ranks. He has been part of several...
Episode 49 - Unpopular Thoughts
20 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
My good buddy Ben from the YouTube channel Thoughts of a patrol officer joins the podcast. A fun conversation about the law enforcement professi...
Episode 48 - Poorly Made Tea Party
16 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Whots all tis then? I speak with an Officer from across the pond. A real bobby, if you ask me. We cover a lot of different topics including but not li...
Episode 47 - Tommy is in a lot of trouble
13 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I speak with a 20 plus year law enforcement veteran who is now on the outside. We talk about the change of culture in law enforcement over the last 20...
Episode 46 - The bike advocate
08 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
My guest is a bike (not the cool kind) cop in the Wolverine (again not the cool one) state. We learn how to not wipe out on a bicycle and how bikes ha...
Episode 45 - A Poorly Made Christmas
24 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Several folks from the podcasts past rejoin me to spread some Christmas Cheer. You will hear about lap dances, eye candy, and some different takes on ...
Episode 44 - Mimosas with Jonny Castro
22 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Jonny not Johnny Castro joins the podcast. Jonny is a Philly cop and a forensic artist. Jonny has been painting photos of fallen Officers for the last...
Episode 43 - Poorly Made Police Court Volume 1?
19 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is the first of many (maybe) editions of the Poorly Made Police Court. Cops settle their disputes in my Poorly made court room. Case #1...
Episode 42 - Poorly Made Parenting Advice #1
16 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I talk to an LEO and mom on the podcast. The conversation largely revolves around managing the job and being a good parent. Of course its's done in a ...
Episode 41 - Rollercoaster
12 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode one of my former co workers joins me to talk about leaving the job. We hit on the toxic relationship between Cops and the Job. We get ...
Episode 40 - I want a hippo with Christmas shoes
09 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode I talk with Stephen a cop out in VA. Stephen has a story we can all relate to in some way about mental health. He found others were ha...
Episode 39 - The United States of Slam
05 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today I talk with pro wrestler and full time Cop, Benjamin Trust. A fun episode where we talk Rasslin. We don't just talk cage matches. A lot of good ...
Episode 38 - I didn't sign up for this Sharp Cheddar
02 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today my guest is a Cop turned College Teacher from the Cheese State. We talk the big cases in Wisconsin, and policing in Wisconsin. A well spoken fel...
Episode 37 - Drunk philosophy (and a bunch of stuff edited out)
28 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After doing an almost real podcast we get back into being poorly made. Today's guest is Florida man and a good friend. We talk about a bunch of hard h...
Episode 36 - The Wicked and the Woke
25 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Happy thanksgiving, now lets get angry at the world. Christina Dages joins the podcast. Her husband is an Officer who was fired and now criminally cha...
Episode 35 - The articulate rookie
21 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
My guest this episode is none other than the TacticalSocialWorker (find him on IG). He is a cop in the Empire state. We talk impartial juries. Policin...
Episode 34 - Everything in Moderation
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episodes a cop who went Law Enforcement, and into social work. Lots of good discussion on mental health while keeping it cheeky and fun. This Epi...
Episode 33 - It's not me it's the PBR
14 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I am emphatic that you will enjoy this podcast. Today my guest is a cop from the land of Lincoln. We talk about how the job had changed, entitlement, ...
Episode 32 - Mic Clicks
11 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dispatcher and Memelord Moe (follow her on IG @dispatchermoe) joins the podcast. We talk about dispatch, memes, shitting your pants, and everything be...
Episode 31 - YEAAAAHHHHHHHH
07 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A Crime Scene Investigator comes onto the the episode to talk all things CSI and Semen Collection. She is a great guest and had a lot of insight. ...
Episode 30 - A talk with the Chief
04 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We return to Virginia to speak with a Police Chief in a small town, who happens to be in his 20's. An interesting conversation about a young guy in a ...
Episode 29 - Death
31 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
PopoMedic joins me for a upbeat conversation about messed up death scenes. Perfect Halloween listening. I also solicited Instagram followers on how th...
Episode 28 - A Commonwealth of Information
28 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today we talk to a City Cop, turned Trooper, and reformed back to City Cop from the Commonwealth of Virginia. We talk about policing it the State (Com...
Episode 27 - If you can make her laugh...
23 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone's favorite episode, dating advice from complete strangers. Mrs. PMPM joins the podcast along with Kris and Katie Franta from the stress relie...
Episode 26 - Three dudes and some expensive Whiskey
21 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode features 2 Ohio cops who talk about life on patrol in Ohio. A very deep discussion with of sprinkling of letterkenny and dick jokes. Topi...
Episode 25 - Should have been there Sunday Morning, banging my head
16 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The lead singer of Weekend Picnic, an active duty LEO in the Midwest, joins the podcast. Variety is the spice of life, so we don't only talk law enfor...
Episode 24 - A bowl of Chowda on the Cape
14 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today we speak with a cop in Massachusetts. We speak about some of the issues with policing in the state. Of course the podcast goes off the peninsula...