Pretending to be People
Episodes
S1E48 - Love, Live, or Die
14 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ken gets dropped off. The Contention Public Library gets a visit. A ritual is planned. This episode features Ally Jeppsen, Lindsey Holbert, and Taylor...
S1E47 - We Just Thieve and Stealth
07 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
25 years earlier...pranks are pulled. People are missing. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other li...
S1E46 - The Trip From Akron Was Worth It
30 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
David from Akron drove 350 miles to be here tonight. And it was worth it. This episode features Justin Sala. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along...
S1E45 - Cursed by Death Magic
23 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Nick and Mick Nickles Present: The Scrap Pit. This episode features Justin Sala. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and ...
S1E44 - Balls? How Many?
16 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We soon bid adieu to our askew crew after an overdue interview with a true bugaboo. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, a...
S1E43 - I Don't Have a Heart and I'm Dandy
09 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Glass breaks. Water flows. Where is this going? Nobody knows. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find othe...
S1E42 - John Lee Pettimore Is Dead
02 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Keith dreams. Clark fights. John dies. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord ...
S1E41 - Ooh Ooh Fhtagn
26 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Will the officers make it out of here alive? Are they still officers? Probably not, right? Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twi...
S1E40 - Off the Hook
19 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A Beans goes swimming for aggregation. A Piston is brimming with information. These boys seem to be skimming due to trepidation. Support the show on P...
S1E39 - Noodle Him, Keith
12 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Clark gets Chewbacca'd. And almost stigmata'd. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on ...
S1E38 - Keith-Shaped Hole
05 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A tape is watched. A message is decoded. I have a feeling it's about to get explosive. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter...
S1E37 - Marvin on My Mind
29 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The boys put their plans into action. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord a...
S1E36 - Zach is on Vacation; Balls
22 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
I'm on vacation. I couldn't finish the episode in time. I feel bad about it. But I'm really excited for where the story is going. Shoutout to Justin f...
S1E35 - Tell Me Rye
15 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A demanding cosmic misunderstanding notwithstanding, the upstanding nail a landing of chanting. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram...
S1E34 - To Prevent Calamity
08 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A vision is had by a singular dyad glad to be his own dad. A cad clad as a Chad comes up with a plan that is ironclad. A rad lad is confronted by a ma...
S1E33 - Dead as Bob Hope
01 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The "officers" interrupt a funeral. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and...
S1E32 - Follow Your Nose
24 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The officers smell a funeral. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddi...
S1E31 - Cashew Chicken Sunday
17 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Clark Bishop is all alone. Or he wishes he was. This episode features Taylor Reeves. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, ...
S1E30 - Chai Frappes
10 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Keith Vigna is all alone. Or he wishes he was. This episode features Ally Jeppsen from Basement Kats. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Ins...
S1E29 - Denizens of the Den of Sin
04 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
John Lee Pettimore IV is all alone. Or he wishes he was. This episode features Justin Sala. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Tw...
S1E28 - TableCop Gaming
27 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Questions are asked. Some questions are answered. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners ...
S1E27 - Kevin Can Wait
20 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Juice is made. Blood pervades. Some papasans are made of suede. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find ot...
S1E26 - Strap It On, Big Boy
13 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Contention Police Department goes to The City. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners...
S1E25 - It's Bean a While
06 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The plot can drive forward even if the characters don't drive anywhere. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook....
S1E24 - So I Called the Mob
29 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Each dream is meant to answer a question. A toy turns a man into a possession. No one remembers a past transgression. Support the show on Patreon. Fol...
S1E23 - Edward Was His Brother
22 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This one is just chock full of murder and plot development. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other ...
S1E22 - My Smokeys
15 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
An offer is accepted. A deal goes down. The plot begins to be connected so don't you frown. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Tw...
S1E21 - Hurting and Tired and Mad
08 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The officers explore more of the home's lore before Bishop and Pettimore lose rapport with Vigna whose imploring is ignored. Support the show on Patre...
S1E20 - Armed Combat
01 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Officer Bishop climbs out of a pit. Officer Pettimore tries a new bit. Officer Vigna leaves lickety split. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along o...
S1E19 - Time for Procedure
25 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A community is in an uproar. A cat shares his lore. The cops score a stash from a dinosaur. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Tw...
S1E18 - Body Work
18 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The boys have a blast in a crash. The past comes back for a flash. A cast is donned after a bash. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagr...
S1E17 - When the Time is Right
11 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Keith Vigna shows why his brother is the Golden Boy. The officers take stock of their toys. Something falls and then destroys. This episode features J...
S1E16 - Like Father, Like Surrogate Son
04 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
John Lee Pettimore's past is explored. Rules are ignored. The officers check out the house of the Lord. This episode features Justin Sala. Support the...
S1E15 - Sweater Vest, Sweater-Vest, Sweatervest
25 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Clark Bishop's backstory compiles dread. The gang meet a restauranteaur who's well read. This episode features Taylor Reeves. Support the show on Patr...
S1E14 - Bishop's Big Bean Breakfast
18 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Bishop's Big Bean Breakfast births bonds beyond blood. Burdens build abundantly. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and ...
S1E13 - CopNet
11 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Bishop discovers an important location. Pettimore's actions deserve probation. Vigna grows his nose fixation. Support the show on Patreon. Follow alon...
S1E12 - Off the Deep End
04 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Stings are stung. Stories are spun. Keith fucks up. See what he's done. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook....
S1E11 - Not the Tooth Fairy
28 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Officers are coming through. For you. They shoot in a pursuit. A ruse is based on a long commute. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagr...
S1E10 - Honorary Police Officer
21 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Vigna vents. Pettimore plans. Bishop tries to deal with them. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find othe...
S1E9 - Sucking Up Something
14 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Vigna visits a victim. Bishop and Pettimore clean up the streets with neighborhood children. They get the scoop on Dr. Marie Jacobs. Support the show ...
S1E8 - Witness Contention
07 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Information is clarified. Taxidermy is tossed aside. Pedestrians are petrified. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and F...
S1E7 - Three Pillows
31 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hats are worn. Swaps are met. Tea is drank. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Dis...
S1E6 - A Seriously Blown Opportunity
24 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Woods are explored. Shirts come off. Tears are shed. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listene...
S1E5 - Call the President
17 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A bullet crits its mark. Dreams are vague and disturbing. A proverbial motherlode is discovered. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagra...
S1E4 - Heading for Contention
10 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The hospital is going to be necessary. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord ...
S1E3 - Old Turkey Neck
02 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone was hungover. No one knows how to do police work. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other l...
S1E2 - Into the Dog
02 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A dog is missing. A friend is tripping. The clock is ticking. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find othe...
S1E1 - Blunt Force Trauma
19 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Pants are worn. Birthdays are forgotten. Faces are smashed. Support the show on Patreon. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other ...