Quest Friends!

11. The Necromon Thief (Part 2)

22 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Quique hunts for another missing Necromon, aided by a new detective/rival/assistant. Sparky desperately searches for a single rutabaga. Character Lis...

10. The Necromon Thief

08 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It was supposed to be just another Sunday. An uneventful Sunday. The perfect Sunday. But crime waits for no man. Content Notes: Volume (32:30-32:40, ...

9. A Tag-Team Duel! (Part 2)

25 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Rasputin is back, and this time he's (poorly) masquerading as Anastasia Romanov. It's time for Hilda to get some payback. Content Notes: Volume (49:4...

8. A Tag-Team Duel!

11 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for the first official duel of the Intermortal Necromon Championship! But before that can begin, Sparky has to fail at dating. Content Note...

7. Mr. Elmo’s Mysterious Game (Part 2)

27 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone tries to find their way out of a nightmarish escape room for toddlers, and Hallie has the worst luck of any episode. Ever. Content Notes: Vo...

6. Mr. Elmo’s Mysterious Game

20 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The children of the Valley take a day to figure out what adults they want to be. Unfortunately, they have to choose between Quique and Sparky. Conten...

Suddenly Ham Bath feat. Explorers Wanted

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The cats. They hunger. For ham. Content Note: Food-Based Body Horror Transcript: docs.google.com/document/d/13XKzTsBUXNbQpNROQHHPdlnG_yQqba_G/edit?u...

5. Bang! Bang! (Part 2)

30 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hilda and Irene try to break into a movie. Sparky tries to break into her ex's heart. Content Notes: Volume (28:05-28:10, 40:30-40:50) Character Lis...

4. Bang! Bang!

16 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The thrill of waiting in line! The drama of handling tickets! The terror of dealing with the Valley's most aggravating man! A movie's about to premier...

3. Hilda’s Rival (Part 2)

09 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hilda confronts an unbeatable opponent, while Quique tries the equally gargantuan task of working with himself. Also, Emily's character is finally her...

2. Hilda’s Rival

19 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's the first day of school! The perfect time to make new friends... and new enemies. Also, Quique deals with a bird. Content Notes: Volume (29:10-2...

1. An Oasis of Ghosts

04 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A child, a journalist, and a skeleton walk into a cave... Content Notes: Volume (20:22-20:25, 1:36:30-1:36:55, 1:46:35-1:47:05), Fire (22:35-22:50), ...

All About Necromon feat. James D’Amato

28 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We team up with worldbuilding expert James D'Amato to design our first episode, but we get distracted talking about cute ghost monsters along the way....

0. Welcome to the Hereafter

21 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the first day of the rest of your death! Not quite sure what's going on? That's common for new residents. Let's fill you in on the details....

Quest Friends! Hereafter (Trailer)

14 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Quest Friends! Hereafter. Before we begin our flight, a few safety announcements... Content Note: Death Transcript: https://docs.google.c...

School Daze w/Hallie, Part 2

03 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Our clones have three suspects to interrogate, and they waste no time frustrating the hell out of all of them. Zenobia confronts Aurelian. Welles cont...

School Daze w/Hallie, Part 1

14 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What happens when you clone historical figures and put them in high school? A Clone High, so to speak? Content Notes: Harsh Sound (10:35-10:45), Volu...

Milo Ending (Mission: Accomplished!)

31 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Listen to the main Mission Accomplished episode: https://www.questfriendspodcast.com/post/mission-accomplished   OTHER ENDINGS Alpha Tiger M: http...

Alpha Tiger M Ending (Mission: Accomplished!)

31 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Listen to the main Mission Accomplished episode: https://www.questfriendspodcast.com/post/mission-accomplished   OTHER ENDINGS Milo Popolis: https...

Plasma Pangolin Ending (Mission: Accomplished!)

31 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Listen to the main Mission Accomplished episode: https://www.questfriendspodcast.com/post/mission-accomplished   OTHER ENDINGS Alpha Tiger M: http...

Songbird Ending (Mission: Accomplished!)

31 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Listen to the main Mission Accomplished episode: https://www.questfriendspodcast.com/post/mission-accomplished   OTHER ENDINGS Alpha Tiger M: http...

Mission: Accomplished!

31 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Four strange super-spies enter a Friday office meeting. One will leave with a coveted promotion. It's up to you to decide who that is, Director. Cont...

Girl Underground w/Emily, Part 2

17 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The girl and her friends continue towards the end of their journey, but will the be ready when they reach it? Dap teaches a crab to dance. Muffy solve...

Girl Underground w/Emily, Part 1

03 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A young girl finds herself in impossible woods. As she journeys, she'll befriend curious creatures, travel roads less taken, and learn the value of so...

Hallmarked!

20 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Travel back with us to the year 2018, when Hallie and Kyle set out to solve the mystery of just what makes Hallmark movies tick. Transcript: https://...

Uneasy Lies the Head w/Tom, Part 2

13 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The plot of the missing teacher thickens, and not a single student cares. Robyn scours the gym for evidence of foul play. Edgar accidentally falls in ...

Uneasy Lies the Head w/Tom, Part 1

22 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What's scarier than politics? High school politics. Content Note: Volume (26:30-26:35) Character List: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16ePV8bdhG...

Dread w/Ari, Part2

09 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Our remaining survivors grapple with the horrors of emotional intimacy and junk food. Content Notes: Food-Based Body Horror, Zombies, Ghosts, Jump Sc...

All My Daemon Children (Halloween 2021)

31 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Victor Daemon can't just work with any wrong mailman... he needs the final dad. Listen as Aaron and Kyle use audience prompts to create an entire mult...

Dread w/Ari, Part 1

25 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sam Winchester, Seto Kaiba, Final Fantasy, and some guy walk into a house. It may not be how how the joke normally starts, but a haunted house is no l...

QUESTions and Answers: Flashback Future

12 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We visit the Ninth World one last time and answer your questions about our first campaign. Watch the Q&A here: https://youtu.be/rjR6Vcxpf7Q Main The...

Ep. 82: The End;

25 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A story ends and ends and ends and ends and ends and ends and ends and ends and ends Listen as our heroes: CONFRONT their deepest desires! FACE foe...

forever (Campaign 1 Finale Promo)

21 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join us for the Season 1 finale live-stream on Sep 25th: twitch.tv/questfriends Listen-along at 4PM CDT Q&A at 8PM CDT Submit a question for the ...

Ep. 81: The Obsidian Cloud, Part 8

13 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Our heroes and Aegon fight to the death. Listen as they: PASS the point of no return! ENGAGE in actual Cypher System combat! UNCOVER Loell's secre...

Ep. 80: The Obsidian Cloud, Part 7

01 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

As the Apocrita rains down on the Weal, all anyone can do is try to survive. Listen as Ness and the NPCs: FEEL the bite of a spider! EXPERIENCE an ...

Ep. 79: The Obsidian Cloud, Part 6

17 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ness, the BBs, and the NPCs work together to defend the Weal of Baz. And all they need to prevail is good rolls from their playe-oh no they're screwed...

Ep. 78: The Obsidian Cloud, Part 5

02 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Our heroes say goodbye to the friends they've made over the course of their adventure. Listen as they: RECRUIT a surprise brigade! PLAN a kazoo c...

The Cookie Three, Part 4

19 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A fight has broken out, and the BBs are on FIRE. No, literally. Someone please get some water. Listen as they: FAIL to roll above a 10! REUNITE wit...

The Cookie Three, Part 3

05 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

An investigation into punch (the drink) leads to punches (the violence). Listen as the BBs: INTERROGATE the Angulan Knights! REGALE royalty with ch...

The Cookie Three, Part 2

21 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The BBs confront a foe nearly as treacherous as global war: really impolite diners. Listen as they: BEEF it! SEEK an impossible apology! HEED the ...

The Cookie Three, Part 1

07 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

There's a peace conference, and everyone except for the BBs is invited! Listen as the BBs: SERVE unpleasant patrons! CELEBRATE an ill-timed birthda...

Ep. 77: The Obsidian Cloud, Part 4

25 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Our heroes take a break at the beach. Listen as they: DON unconventional swimsuits! LEARN new methods of acupuncture! GO beyond what they've known...

Ep. 76: The Obsidian Cloud, Part 3

13 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Xoc tries to convince the Weal to face the Apocrita and the future. Listen as our heroes: NAVIGATE robotic diplomacy! GRAPPLE with their aging bodi...

Ep. 75: The Obsidian Cloud, Part 2

20 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Our heroes learn that the Weal is much more interested in fighting them than the Apocrita. Listen as they: LEARN about the Weal's descent into decay...

Ep. 74: The Obsidian Cloud, Part 1

05 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Xoc races home to warn everyone of an impending attack. Listen as our heroes: DREAM of cowboys and shameless promotions! LIFT mountains to the sky!...

Ep. 73: Xoc’s Memory, Part 2

22 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Xoc and Loell form their first adventuring parties. It doesn't end well. Listen as our heroes: WITNESS their shared past! BREAK bread! CROSS the p...

Ep. 72: Xoc’s Memory, Part 1

08 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Xoc leaves his home for the first time. And he's not the only one. Listen as Xoc: LEARNS to skip stones! FLEES from the terror of naptime! CLAIMS ...

Trivia Night!

22 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Our players are quizzed on the first campaign of Quest Friends! YouTube Version: https://youtu.be/yLiv01SD274 View the images for round 4 here:...

Ep. 71: One Neon Night, Part 13

27 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Misha finally faces off against their "greatest" rival in a Trial by Drift. Honestly, it sounds kind of fun! Listen as our heroes: RECONCILE with fa...

Ep. 70: One Neon Night, Part 12

13 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Lady with Cinnabar Lips starts to re-assimilate Misha, and our heroes race into the Datasphere to stop her. Listen as our heroes: REUNITE with u...

Anyone Can Wear the Mask

28 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

WELCOME TO MALLTOWN! Adrien is just a regular guy who loves his grandma, peaked at college, and has slightly more luck than the average person. Can h...

Ep. 69: One Neon Night, Part 11

16 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

(Not) Nice. Listen as Misha: MEETS their new father! SINGS with their new father! KILLS their new father? Content Warnings: Child Abuse, Harsh so...

Ep. 68: One Neon Night, Part 10

30 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ein and Misha explain their shared past. Listen as Misha: CRASHES their first racecar! TURNS a stranger into a friend! REMEMBERS everything! Cont...

Ep. 67: One Neon Night, Part 9

17 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Our heroes finally come face-to-fist with ghosts of the past. Listen as our they: FIGHT a fossil ghost! REUINTE under tense circumstances! FIND Co...

The Daemon AU (Halloween 2020)

01 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Our heroes peer into a warped mirror. Listen as our they: GAMBLE with their lives! RELENTESSLY heckle Tom! CHEAT death itself! Content Warnings: ...

Ep. 66: One Neon Night, Part 8

21 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Xoc and Hop hunt for Redd's Blessing while being hunted by something else. Listen as our they: LEARN how to look for clues! ANGER a fossil ghost! ...

Ep. 65: One Neon Night, Part 7

07 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Elee has a talk with Jimmy Win. Everyone loses. Listen as our our heroes: LOSE a small robot! LEARN about the murder 50 years ago! SING along with...

QUESTions and Answers: Third Year Anniversary Edition

28 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Surprise! On Friday we celebrated our third anniversary with a Q&A livestream, and we had so much fun we thought we'd share the recording here. Thanks...

Ep. 64: One Neon Night, Part 6

21 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Memories of the Apocrita haunt Xoc and Hop. Listen as our they: MAKE some friends! RETURN some fossils! ARE ABSENT for half of the episode! Conte...

Ep. 63: One Neon Night, Part 5

26 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

WARNING: LOUD AND HARSH SOUNDS AT 20:10-20:15 AND 20:55-21:05 Xoc and Hop explore a diamond-pyramid. Listen as our they: CRACK some puzzles! LEARN...

The Cookie Candidate feat. Totalus Rankium, Part 2

17 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A body has appeared! Well, it's appeared because someone killed it. And the BB's are next on the murderer's list. Listen as the BBs: IGNORE not-so-s...

Ep. 62: One Neon Night, Part 4

11 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

MISHA's past returns, and for the first time, it's actually not awful. Listen as our our heroes: HOP into the past! BUG a new sibling! CHASE the d...

The Cookie Candidate feat. Totalus Rankium, Part 1

03 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Madeline, A.Lex, and Ig are sent on a diplomatic mission to The United States of Numenerica, and for the first time it's not their fault everything fa...

The Cookie Con feat. Queer Dungeoneers, Part 2

21 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The cookies are fake. The deception is real. Listen as the BBs: CHASE an illicit drifter! RACE against a Sedan! GRAPPLE with their slowly growing ...

Ep. 61: One Neon Night, Part 3

10 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

MISHA makes a new frenemy. Listen as our our heroes: TALK to mushrooms! ARGUE with a wrestler! BUY some stuff! Content Warnings: Volume (9:30-9:4...

The Cookie Con feat. Queer Dungeoneers, Part 1

01 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Two master bandits are having a cookie heist, and Hannelore and Eraf are invited! Listen as the BBs: ATTEND a PTO meeting! DON'T run in the hallway...

Ep. 60: One Neon Night, Part 2

24 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A random chase with random attacks leads to random drama. Listen as our our heroes: RAGE on the road!  RACE the wind! COUNT to Uno! Content Warn...

Ep. 59: One Neon Night, Part 1

10 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Our heroes continue to struggle with unwanted memories and unwelcome frenemies. Listen as our they: DEBATE their brain boys! EAT the poisoned apple...

Ep. 58: Tales from the Beyond

25 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

SPRING BREAAAAAKKK!!! Listen as our heroes: TAKE a road trip! GO fetch! LEARN about the birds and the bees! Content Warnings: Discussion of Sex (...

The Ghost of Campaigns Past

18 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The cast talk about their first roleplaying sessions (and share a lengthy tangent on their college days.)   View primary materials and subscribe for...

Ep. 57: Misha‘s Memory, Part 2

12 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

MISHA tries to make a new home for themself. Listen as they: RACE the wind! WRANGLE some turkeys! ROLL so, so poorly! Content Warnings: Static (6...

Ep. 56: Misha‘s Memory, Part 1

28 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

MISHA gets a dog. Listen as they: LEARN a new language! MAKE some music! [REDACT] a man! Content Warnings: Blood (2:25-2:50), Static (4:05-4:20, ...

Ep. 55: Crime and Courtship, Part 19

07 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Prodigious sinks. Listen as our heroes: UNVEIL a traitor! UTILIZE long-forgotten cyphers! SAVE everyone? Content Warnings: Scraping (1:00:55-...

Pop Quest! The Washer at the End of the World

23 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Our heroes wash clothes, but it's exciting.   Fill out our 2020 Listener Survey and earn the chance to win a Qwhale sticker pack: https://forms.gl...

Ep. 54: Crime and Courtship, Part 18

09 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Our heroes try to stop the first day of the Jagged Dream's new world.  Listen as they: FALL for a deadly trap! START a three-way bug war! PROVE V...

Ep. 53: Crime and Courtship, Part Ness

24 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

FINALLY, something interesting happens. You're welcome, world. Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CeIkNOxRgaM5YiuNjSlokFhnETCFbFfoiUrya...

Ep. 52: Crime and Courtship, Part 17

10 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's Prom de Plume! Time for dancing, time for flirting, time for hunting down the leader of a world-ending cult... you know, the usual. Listen as ou...

Ep. 51: Crime and Courtship, Part 16

27 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

With Prom de Plume looming before them, our heroes take care of a some unfinished business. Listen as our heroes: REUNITE with old frenemies! LOSE ...

Ep. 50: Crime and Courtship, Part 15

09 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A very special episode. For the first time, Listen as our heroes: BE HONEST with themselves! Content Warnings: Grating SFX (15:30-15:40)   Trans...

The Frozen Factory feat. PONTIFACTS, Part 2

24 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Two squabbling popes face off against one scheming Santa. Who will win? Listen as our heroes: FLIRT with popes! BREAK the ice! FIGHT their feeling...

The Frozen Factory feat. PONTIFACTS, Part 1

10 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Our heroes infiltrate Santa's workshop in pursuit of a gift that keeps on giving. Listen as they: ROCK the horse! STRUGGLE with stuffing! POKE a p...

Ep. 49: Crime and Courtship, Part 14

19 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for our heroes to relax at the pep rally, a fun event where absolutely nothing can go wrong. Listen as they: CROSS-OFF another suspect! R...

Ep. 48: Crime and Courtship, Part 13

08 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hop and Elee recruit the help of the Brackleberries and investigate the Jagged Dream. Listen as they: FLIRT with moderate success! NETFLIX and chil...

The Daemon Saloon (Halloween 2019)

30 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Our heroes decide to swap things up. Listen as they: BEFRIEND an underpaid goblin! FIGHT with each other! PLAY the kazoo! Content Warnings: Hair,...

Ep. 47: Crime and Courtship, Part 12

21 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A professor, a ghost, and four other chucklefucks walk into a memory. Listen as our heroes: LEARN how to teach! SEE THEMSELVES in Vespari! SOLVE l...

Ep. 46: Crime and Courtship, Part 11

14 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

NANO FIGHT CLUB!!! Listen as our heroes: CHEAT the system! FACE their rivals! FORFEIT immediately! Content Warning: Harsh Sounds (40:25-40:35), V...

Ep. 45: Crime and Courtship, Part 10

23 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hop and Sera try to best Q-BO in the only arena he understands - trivia. Listen as they: REVIEW their clues! DEBATE the order of Sera's names! ARG...

Ep. 44: Crime and Courtship, Part 9

02 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Xoc and Misha try to fix the love life of an old lady who seems more interested in theirs. Listen as they: REACH five hearts! DEBATE in cabinets! ...

Ep. 43: Crime and Courtship, Part 8

19 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We become Homestuck. Listen as our heroes: MEET The Professor! CONCOCT horrifying culinary nightmares! VISIT their daughters! Content Warnings: F...

The Cookie Two, Part 4

12 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

FOOOOOOOOOD FIIIIIIIGHT! Listen as the BBs: STAGE a revolt! KOOL-AID MAN through the wall! READ free! Content Warnings: Arson, Volume (53:15-53:...

Ep. 42: Crime and Courtship, Part 7

05 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hop's past comes back to bite him with a very bad prospector accent. Listen as our heroes: REQUEST detention! IGNORE family! CONTINUE to dodge exp...

The Cookie Two, Part 3

29 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The BBs form their plan of attack. Listen as they: FIGHT with family! PLOT a fiery trap! BOMB glitter! Content Warning: Arson   Support Dont C...

Ep. 41: Crime and Courtship, Part 6

22 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Classes begin. Dreams end. Listen as our heroes: UNCOVER the final two suspects! REVEAL old crimes! COOK very very poorly! Content Warning: Harsh...

The Cookie Two, Part 2

15 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

If the students on board the Prodigious are bad, then how much worse are those left behind? Listen as the BBs: LIE about arson! PROPOSE a revolutio...

The Cookie Two, Part 1

01 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Four diplomats. One recipe. Zero chance of success. Listen as the BBs: ADD a new member! WRITE to family! LIE about arson! Content Warning: Arson...

Ep. 40: Crime and Courtship, Part 5

24 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

No no no no no no no no Listen as our heroes: MEET their roomates! PREVENT a capsizing! RE-JUMBLE solved puzzles! Content Warnings: Grating Sound...

Ep. 39: Crime and Courtship, Part 4

17 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Our heroes try to find their sea legs. Unfortunately, the Jagged Dream already found theirs. Listen as they: PITY a sad, strange little man! VOMIT...

Ep. 38: Crime and Courtship, Part 3

29 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A shopping episode with no shopping. Listen as our heroes: FIND their way to new pals! DISCUSS dancing! PICK a fight with the globe itself! Conte...

Ep. 37: Crime and Courtship, Part 2

13 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Getting into college is hard. Especially if you never actually applied. Listen as our heroes: PICK UP a new friend! FAKE their college admission! ...

Ep. 36: Crime and Courtship, Part 1

30 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The storm returns. Listen as our heroes: COLOR their enemies! TAKE the stairway to heaven! DISCOVER a traitor!   Transcript: https://docs.goog...