Quest Friends!
Episodes
The Story So Far (Recap Ep. 1-35)
23 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Where we've been, where we're going. Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kKQiYr5lOZjr8R1RKBImF6L-xDtP80YaN389lyZiOfQ/edit?usp=sharin...
What If? feat. The Amber Clave, Part 2
17 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The knot finds itself face-to-face with immortality... and then beats it to death. Listen as the knot: FACES down an old enemy for the first time, a...
What If? feat. The Amber Clave, Part 1
17 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, things aren't going so well for the Amber Clave, as it takes on a much-needed job from a much-maligned employer. Listen as ...
Ep. 35: Elee’s Memory, Part 2
16 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Elee wrecks some shit. Listen as she: TRAILS a murderous fiend! ADOPTS a new future! GIVES up. Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/...
Ep. 34: Elee’s Memory, Part 1
01 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Elee Badge wasn't always violent. She didn't have to be. Listen as she: DEFENDS her husband's honor! BEFRIENDS small children! WAITS for the last ...
Ep. 33: Questionable Measures, Part 15
11 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's never over with Lorraine. Except, this time, it is. Listen as our heroes: RESEARCH long-lost siblings! LEARN what the Jagged Dream wanted with...
Ep. 32: Questionable Measures, Part 14
25 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Lorraine's won. What now? Listen as our heroes: SUIT up in spandex! POKE a particularly dangerous bear! SAY goodbye (and hello)! Transcript:...
Ep. 31: Questionable Measures, Part 13
11 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Heist, heist, heist, heist! Listen as our heroes: ASCEND a toilet! RAP the crowd around their fingers! DANCE with the devil! Content Warning: Lou...
Ep. 30: Questionable Measures, Part 12
21 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Elee becomes a mother. Everyone becomes thieves. Listen as our heroes: DEBATE what is "cool!" READ about love! PLAN their finale! Content Warning...
Ep. 29: Questionable Measures, Part 11
07 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
S01E29: The moguls hear from a pair of instigators interested in pitching something much bigger than a single product. Listen as our heroes: GAMBLE ...
Ep. 28: Questionable Measures, Part 10
03 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Elee has a heart-to-heart with her daughter. Xoc makes some new enemies. It is unclear which is worse. Listen as our heroes: PREPARE to Soe! WATCH ...
Ep. 27: Questionable Measures, Part 9
19 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today's episode is like a rollercoaster: lots of ups, lots of downs, and lots of opportunities to feel sick to your stomach. Listen as our heroes: I...
Ep. 26: Questionable Measures, Part 8
05 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Like a dog with its tail, our heroes chase down their leads. Listen as they: CLOWN around! HOARD their experience! FIB a little! Transcript: ...
The Cookie Crew, Part 4
29 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The crew's quest comes to a close. But will this finale be bitter, like a Snapoa, or sweet, like any reasonable cookie? Listen as the crew: DAZZLES ...
The Cookie Crew, Part 3
15 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The crew puts together a plan to pawn off terrible cookies and save a mild acquaintance. Listen as they: SING sweet songs! TUNE into action! ASS...
Ep. 25: Questionable Measures, Part 7
09 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Xoc and Elee watch people walk. Misha asks Hop for love advice. Listen as our heroes: SYNCHRONIZE their movement! SUIT UP for money! DODGE birds a...
The Cookie Crew, Part 2
01 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The crew takes a break from driving in the most literal way possible. Listen as they: CONSUME a pirate's knuckle sandwich! LOCK OUT unwelcome guest...
Ep. 24: Questionable Measures, Part 6
25 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes stop a heist the only way they know how: by planning a heist. Listen as they: SMASH through small-talk! RECLAIM a ruined promise! CROP ...
The Cookie Crew, Part 1
10 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
They've got spunk. They've got moxie. And, most importantly: they've got cookies. Listen as the crew: PONDERS the appearance of a spontaneous spel...
Ep. 23: Questionable Measures, Part 5
06 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
She's here. Listen as our heroes: EVALUATE their kidnapped status! DOUSE a non-existent flame! MAKE a deal with the devil! Content Warning: Robot...
Ep. 22: Questionable Measures, Part 4
27 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's like a surprise party, if all the surprises were TERRIBLE. Listen as our heroes: REVIEW human anatomy! INDULGE an inanimate object! ABSORB a ...
Ep. 21: Questionable Measures, Part 3
06 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Xoc and Misha learn more about each other. Elee learns more about herself. Listen as our heroes: PATAKE in common human leisure activities! DESIGN ...
Ep. 20: Questionable Measures, Part 2
25 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
No gods or kings. Only Swag. Listen as our heroes: CONSIDER a disgraced captain! POCKET mountains of silverware! HAGGLE with a frogtaur! Content ...
Ep. 19: Questionable Measures, Part 1
10 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes finally have access to the answers they've been seeking. They receive some of them. Listen as they: SLOUCH in the pout corner! CONSIDER ...
Don’t Be Like Dunshire (Ch. 3 Promo)
02 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
WEBSITE https://www.questfriendspodcast.com Transcript: questfriendspodcast.com/podcast/quest-friends/episode/dont-be-like-dunshire-ch-3-promo ...
Ep. 18: Tales from Fasten
27 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
For our heroes, even a day off is full of adventure. Listen as they: FLAUNT questionable virtues! SHARPEN their voices! AUDITION for an escape! ...
Ep. 17: Hop’s Memory, Part 2
15 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In order to find his criminal, Hop finds himself. Listen as he: DIAGRAMS murderous motivation! CHARTS scalable sexiness! MAPS OUT fortuitous fut...
Ep. 16: Hop’s Memory, Part 1
28 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Cries of crime howl through a sleepy town. A hero grabs his stetson. Listen as he: BECOMES royalty! CALCULATES beautiful music! DISCOVERS a sinis...
Ep. 15: The Clockwork City, Part 11
14 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hop, Elee, and Misha escape Charmonde. Xoc escapes death. Listen as they: RAIN down a beatdown! UNWIND Vera's last trick! GIVE their enemies the c...
Ep. 14: The Clockwork City, Part 10
07 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Things get bad. And then they get worse. Listen as our heroes: DISREGARD thousands of years of research! MEANDER their way out of immediate danger!...
Ep. 13: The Clockwork City, Part 9
16 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Elee and Misha run around unsupervised. It goes poorly. Listen as they: ERR on the side of danger! CRUSH their enemies! RAISE Hell! Content Warni...
Ep. 12: The Clockwork City, Part 8
02 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Xoc and Hop get to the heart of the matter. Listen as they: SOCK their enemies! UNVEIL attractive imposters! STRIP... again! Transcript: que...
Ep. 11: The Clockwork City, Part 7
19 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This plan is the pits. Listen as our heroes: LEAP into the unknown! NEGOTIATE with heartbroken youth! CIRCLE the bottom of the drain! Trans...
Ep. 10: The Clockwork City, Part 6
26 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Before beginning any great heist, it's important to accessorize. Listen as our heroes: CONTEMPLATE murder! HIDE in plain sight! DROWN OUT the co...
Ep. 9: The Clockwork City, Part 5
12 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes figure out which flavor of bad guy they're dealing with. Listen as they: REUNITE with an old nuisance! UNCOVER more of Hop Scotch's so...
Ep. 8: The Clockwork City, Part 4
04 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bioweapon. Listen as our heroes: ASSIST tenuous allies! STRIP AWAY all social etiquette! DOOM ...
Ep. 7: The Clockwork City, Part 3
15 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
"Hi yes, we're complete strangers, and we'd like to ask you about the man recently jailed for treason? No reason in particular." Listen as our heroes...
Ep. 6: The Clockwork City, Part 2
04 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
With the poison growing and an innocent man behind bars, our heroes decide to swiftly take a break and go shopping. Watch as they: IGNORE the laws...
Ep. 5: The Clockwork City, Part 1
28 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Out of the frying pan, into the fire. Follow our heroes as they: GAZE into the camera! ASCEND the path of Ray Romano! DIGEST small, venomous creat...
Ep. 4: Turingtown, Part 4
06 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
With Bill Turing nowhere to be found, our heroes pursue their only other lead: Marshal. This one’s gonna get bloody (assuming you count oil as robot...
Ep. 3: Turingtown, Part 3
23 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In the third episode of Quest Friends, our heroes: HOP into action! MISHA-nderstand how fragile their enemies are! ELEE-vate the tension from dange...
Ep. 2: Turingtown, Part 2
10 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In the second episode of Quest Friends, our heroes: CHECK IN to adventure! COMMUNE with marginally helpful powers! WITHSTAND the urge to burn a wh...
Ep. 1: Turingtown, Part 1
26 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In the first episode of Quest Friends: JOURNEY to a land one billion years in the future! WITNESS incredible feats of handshaking! DIGEST revoluti...