REAL AF with Andy Frisella
981. Andy & DJ CTI: Clinton Camp Demands DOJ Drop Remaining Epstein Files, Nicki Minaj's Cring Moment With Erika Kirk & Anthony Joshua Vs Jake Paul
23 Dec 2025
Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Sleepin' on the floor, now my jewelry box froze Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove, counted millions in the cold Bad bitch, booty swole, got her on bankroll Can't fold, that's a no, headshot, case closed
What is up, guys? It's Andy Frisella, and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking internet. And that's what we're going to do. This is where we put topics on the screen. We speculate on what's true and what's not true.
We tell some jokes, and then we talk about how we, the people, have to solve these problems going on in the world. If you're unfamiliar with the show, this is a multi-format show. Sometimes we're going to have Q&A-F. Sometimes we're going to have CTI. Sometimes we're going to have Real Talk. And then other times we're going to have 75 Hard Versus.
If you're unfamiliar with 75 Hard, it is the world's most famous mental transformation program in history. You can get that entire program for free at episode 208 on the audio feed. There's also a book that you can buy on andyprosella.com called The Book on Mental Toughness. Great book for you guys to read right now, especially getting into the new years. But yeah, that's it.
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Tell them you got something very important to watch. Duct tape them to a chair. That's right. Hold their eyes open. Oh, man. I didn't know they had a Kool-Aid Dorito DJ. All right. Here we go. Great meeting you guys at Cali. You have to come back soon. I was the black guy in a suit. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I remember that guy. I do remember that guy. Yeah.
No, he was the only black guy in the suit that was there. No, he was hella cool. Yeah. Yeah, I remember that. I remember you. What's up, dog? Yeah. Hell yeah. All right. That's right. That's right. That's right. Yeah, man. All right. Yeah. Share the stream out, guys. Yeah. Get some more. Let's do it. Send it out. What's going on, though?
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Chapter 2: What is the significance of the Clinton camp's demand for the DOJ?
What's going on with you, man? Nothing. Another beautiful day. Yeah. It's cold. Another cold, gray, shitty-ass day in Missouri. Man, it's like 60s next week, though. Yeah. That's Missouri for you. Dude, I'll tell you what, man. The gray sky thing is just not for me, dude. It's just not for me, man. It's just not. Yeah, I don't, I mean, does anybody like it though? I don't know.
It makes me fucking crazy. It turns me into a fucking low Eeyore. You know what Eeyore is? That's what I feel like when the sky's gray. I feel like fucking Eeyore.
you know that's such a random it's it's how it's the best i can describe it okay yeah i'm your tigger yeah yeah oh yeah careful easy easy all right man yeah dude what's going on with you man yeah man you know uh wrapping up the house renovation um never again I told you. Never fucking again. I told you. Everybody makes fun of me. They're like, why don't you build a house? No.
Because that's not for me, man. I'll tell you this. I'm going to die in that house. Yeah. I'm going to move. We're not moving nowhere. If I ever move, I'm moving into someone else's creation. No, bro. I'm done. Never again. It's not for me, dude. Somebody said, ticker please. Bring a car show to Boston in the spring. I actually think that we are doing that. Ooh, doing a Boston one?
Yeah, I think so. I love Boston, bro. Bro, right where they did the Boston Tea Party. That'd be sick. No shit. That'd be sick. Yeah, invite all the politicians. That's right. Tar and feather them. Yeah, that's right. That'd be the entertainment for the day. That'd be great. Yeah. And drive away in a fucking sick-ass Ferrari. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, want to come gold prospecting with me in Utah. I don't know. That sounds kind of cool. That sounds kind of cool. I love when people ask you to flip the coin. You know that meme, it's like, do the roar. Yeah. It's like, do the roar. Flip the coin. It's like, I'm that fucking thing they're poking with the stick. That's right.
Flip it.
Oh, man.
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of the Epstein files release?
So what's going on in the world today? Dude, there's a lot. Is there? There's a lot. I have been spending very little time on social media. Yeah, no. There's a lot going on. You know, Trump defending Clinton. We're going to cover that. Oh, really? We're going to do a AmFest 2025 complete review. Oh, cool. We got a little bit of that. All right. Jake Paul getting knocked out.
We're reviewing a little of everything. There's a lot going on today. But tis the season, and I was doing some Christmas shopping, and I got something for you. It's a black Santa stealing a scarf from a snowman. What do you think? Is that real? Yeah, it's real, bro. Real talk, though. Like, dude, do black people have black Santas in their house? Is that how they do it? Absolutely.
and black Jesus too. So if I was to go to your family's home for Christmas. Well, my family. Well, I'm just saying. Where we would have Santa, all the white ones, you guys, they would all be black? Dude, my dad has a black, so my dad collects nutcrackers. Yeah. And he thinks, dude, he's got a shit ton. He's got like literally like 200 of them, okay? He lines them all up.
Have you ever seen his favorite one? No. His favorite one is he's got one black one. And it's the one he shows everybody. Everybody comes into his house and they're like, Jesus, Jim, fucking nutcrackers. You gotta see this one. It's the black one, bro. Yeah, bro. I can't listen. The only thing is like we I think we have I think we have a black angel tree topper thing. Yeah.
But I've never been like broke because they always make them look kind of weird. You know what I'm saying? Like, why is he still in the scarf? You know, it does look like he's still in the scarf. He's robbing that motherfucking snowman. There's no doubt about that. So Black Santa goes in and takes the present. You don't leave him milking cookies. You know what I'm saying? Huh?
yeah no i still got white yeah white wings yeah it's not it's not it's a nice christmas topper yeah um you know but i don't know i i mean dude you know i am i'm not big on that you know it's like whatever you know santa claus is like you know i grew up with a white santa claus well i mean it makes sense i just you know you don't think about it but it does happen yeah in in a lot of a lot of houses yeah um yeah milk and cookies is this is like stereotypical gif
So Black Santa is kind of like Robin Hood. That's right. So he goes in, he takes the presents, and then redistributes. It's like reparations for Christmas. That's right. I got it. That's right. You leave him a great drink and some yams. instead of milk and cookies, you know? How do you get him to leave the presence? He doesn't have reindeer. He has a pack of pit bulls.
I was just thinking of this. Like, how do you trick Black Santa into leaving the presence instead of taking him? And I was thinking, bro, you'd get a dog. Because, dude, like, let's be real, man. Like, a lot of black people are afraid of fucking dogs. What's that about? I don't know. I don't know, and then white people, y'all be, like, you know, kissing them in the face and shit.
What's wrong with that? Huh?
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts perceive the current political climate?
No, not that. Bro, did I ever tell you the story of the fucking black delivery driver at fucking HQ when I got Otis? No. Okay, when I got Otis, he was, like, this big, bro. Yeah. Okay? Like, little bitty dude. And, like, the cutest little thing ever, dude. He's still the little cutest thing ever. Yeah, but... Like this guy was there delivering like mail or something. He was in a van.
And you know, like the van's got like a pretty slopey nose on the front, you know? And I put Otis on the ground and he fucking like bowed up. Cause he like, dude, I think it was the first black guy he ever saw. And fucking dude, this guy, like, I swear, dude, he starts screaming. He starts screaming. And then he climbs up on the nose of the van, like curled up.
And I'm like, dude, that dog's like 10 weeks old, bro. He's not going to. He's like, man, I just had bad experience with dogs. I'm like, what kind of fucking experience did you have, dude? Black people with dogs, it's like legitimately fight or flight. They either flee from them or they fight them.
Somebody in the chat is saying, dogs can smell criminal.
I don't know, man. I felt bad for the guy because he was scared. It wasn't like an act. That's wild. I'm like, I didn't know what, I didn't really, I don't know. I don't get it. It's weird. It's weird. You got a little salt and pepper going in the beard though. Yeah, that's right. And like, they make the lips so big. Like that's, come on, man. Well, no, no, no. Well,
since you said something about it. All right, guys, that's enough. Yeah, Merry Christmas to everybody. He says, ho, ho, hoes. That's right, that's right. DeRudolph. DeRudolph. Oh, man. Oh, fuck, man. What's wrong with us? All right. Everything. Yeah. Yeah. All right. You're still here. Yes. Let's get ready for the cruise. All right. Got a lot to dive into.
Remember, guys, if you would like to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to AndyForSeller.com. Oh, we got to check in with the chat. Chat's here. You checked in with him? Can we check in with him real quick before we get going? How you guys doing out there? Everybody's good? Twitter. Twitter is here. Twitter, Twitter, Twitter. Black Santa knows where all the white women at.
He's here for the snow buddies. That's enough. Oh, man. Yeah, you'll never get a bike for Black Santa. Oh, man. Oh, shit. Oh, man. Man. That's what happens when you crack a grape energy, bro. You hear that smoke alarm go, bro.
Hey. You leave him at MD 2020 in Newport.
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Chapter 5: What cultural shifts are being discussed in the conservative movement?
Like everybody, like usually- You almost wonder why they're bringing and introducing that kind of shit into that culture. Well, again, brother, grasping at straws right now. Are they? There's nothing else there. Are they? Or are they trying to-
You know, just like we talk about all the time we talk about, you know, they say oh the land of the free Which the banners outside the store says freedom, right? But you get inside and they take half your shit and you can't say this and you can't do that And we're gonna watch everything you do and there's really no freedom about it.
All right for being real so could this be because that's what it appears to be to me is that they're trying to bring that level of culture into the conservative movement so it's accepted by young people, because that's who's at TPUSA.
Chapter 6: How do the hosts perceive Nicki Minaj's recent actions?
I don't know, man. This is, it sure doesn't make fucking sense. It seems like you're trying to poison the fucking, poison the well. And now, I mean, this is not even just Charlie Kirk going on Nicki Minaj. Nicki Minaj is like, I mean, not very long ago was not with any of this shit. You know what I'm saying? Again, that's not saying people can't change. That's not my point, right?
Of course people can change for sure. You know, you can go from.
Chapter 7: What are the implications of the Anthony Joshua vs. Jake Paul fight?
Yeah, but bro, like, aren't we kind of done giving people the benefit of the doubt? You know what I mean? Like, there's nothing about this that is right. Everybody knows it's not right.
We're getting yelled at by the same media that we all say that we don't believe and don't trust and have lied to us over and over and over again, but then we believe them about Erica Kirk and what's going on here and all this shit. Like, that doesn't make sense. Anything the media says... for the last 10 years, the opposite has been true.
So why all of a sudden are we not questioning what they're doing now? Right?
Chapter 8: What concerns are raised about criminal behavior and public response?
Well, it's shame because nobody wants to be the guy that says, Oh yeah, um, this woman who just had her husband get killed in front of the whole world is actually a fucking plant and is a bad person. That's not something that people want to say. And you know, But they're saying it because it's fucking so obvious. Oh, you know another request I have too?
Whoever is controlling Charlie Kirk's social media, stop fucking posting on it. That's fucking weird. They're still posting shit. Well, they have to because he's the brand. It's no different. Listen, dude. It's no different than what P. Diddy did. Okay? Diddy... Fucking Biggie dies. And according to the documentary, it sure does seem like Diddy might have had something to do with it.
Diddy might have did. And then all of a sudden, he propels himself off of that platform to fame, to major fame. And when we think about these people that are fame and power hungry, let's remember what they're willing to do to get there. You know, it's an intoxicating thing. People want to be powerful and they want to be famous. Like, have you ever met someone...
whose whole goal in life is to be famous. Cause I have, and these people are fucking weird, dude. Like they are willing to do anything for that limelight. And, um, You know, you can't excuse her from wanting that, especially considering her past of being, you know, an aspiring actress and, you know, a beauty pageant contestant and all these things that she's been trying to be her whole life.
You know, now, I don't think it's outside the realm of possibilities that someone said, hey, you really want it? You're next. We got a job for you. There you go. You know, and for that person to say, okay, you know, and unfortunately... Regardless of what people think of me having an opinion.
My opinion is is that that's exactly what the fuck happened Until I can see until I get answers we talked about this before we're not getting answers She goes up on the stage in front of everybody and makes jokes about Egyptian planes and nobody fucking laughed exactly Like that was like something fucking for no right address it. Yeah address it.
Yeah, that's what that's what you would do if you had nothing to hide and This thing could have been so much better, right? And, like, I'm not just being a harsh fucking asshole, right? Like, I mean, this is a lot of people's opinions of this event this year. But, like, there's a few things.
I feel like there's a few things that TPUSA could be fixing right now and do differently if they're not involved in any way in the assassination. Yeah, she would have walked out on stage and she would have said, hey, listen, I know there's a lot of chatter. Here's the thing. Let's address it. This means this. This is why this happened. This is what this happened. That has not happened at all.
Not once. Three days to fucking do it here. All that's been done is the shame play. You're a piece of shit for asking questions. Well, I'm sorry, dude. I don't care if you call me a piece of shit. No, no matter. Lots of people do every fucking day. Is that your answer to the question? Right, right. You know, but that... Stop doing the fucking pyrotechnics. Like, stop. Dude, I... That's all.
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