The Scott Adams School - 09/16/26 Iran. AI. Impeach Trump? Scott Helps Us. Jeff Callahan Joins

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What is the opening banter and who joins the Home Team today?

Erica 0:00
I'll be paying attention, but all right, so we are live. Morning everyone. Good morning
Unknown 0:06
everyone.
Erica 0:09
Are we okay? Yay. Um live? We're live. We are live now. Okay, YouTube, Rumble, the beloved on Locals. X, Spotify. I can't see you, but if you can hear us, good morning, Spotify. Special shout out to you. Um, you guys, did you see the thumbnail today? I'm kind of laughing because it has Owen in it. I was in a hurry, so I had to grab one that had Owen. And man, oh man, did Chester make Owen buff. I was like, you go, Owen. He's probably like six foot eight and like, you know, buffed out and stuff. I was like, damn. Um, but he's not here to enjoy it. So guess who's here? Cousin Jeff. Jeff Callahan in the We missed you. It's you know, like we try to circulate and get around to everybody that we miss, but sometimes just we we take longer than others.
Erica 1:04
But Jeff's been back.
Jeff Callahan 1:05
I'm here.
Erica 1:08
All right, you guys, just waiting for a couple more seconds for you guys to filter in. And um this show is gonna be interesting today, I tell ya. Because I don't know how it's gonna go. I I I'm a little bit all over the place, but it'll be a variety, a plethora of topics.
Jeff Callahan 1:26
Yes, it will be. A smorgasborg.
Erica 1:28
A smorgasborg, if you will. A buffet. Okay. I think we've had enough time to come in and I am parched. I know you are too. Let's do it.
Unknown 1:36
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Unknown 2:18
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Erica 2:21
Sublime. Oh always pick
Jeff Callahan 2:23
your laptop up at the shop. Never forget. Don't do crack.
Erica 2:28
I mean, do you drop off your laptop if all of that's on there?
Jeff Callahan 2:32
Depends on how much crack you've had, really.
Erica 2:34
I mean, all right, all right. Let's say let's say you have Hunter Biden's laptop, but it's yours, Jeff, and you're not on crack, but all that stuff's on there. Do you drop it off?
Jeff Callahan 2:45
Well, I do drop it off, but I drop it off at the center of uh a body of water.
Erica 2:52
Boiling acidic water. Yeah, I'm with you. Oh my goodness. So you guys welcome. I am Erica. I am joined today by our beautiful Marcella, our uh esteemed journalist, co-host, attorney, um, opinionator. You know, we've got it all. And our author, our I I mean like author, farmer. Animal Run Renaissance man, maybe Renaissance man and um always up for a good time at the Scott Adams School, Jeff Callahan. All around Renaissance Man? Maybe.
Jeff Callahan 3:29
Happy to be here.
Erica 3:30
Happy to have you here. Um, okay, you guys. So so much today. And I didn't know which direction to go in, but the one the one thing I'm gonna start with. Um, it's not like a fun clip, although where is my Where's my aggravated cat demanding chicken with a bell?
Unknown 3:48
Oh.
Erica 3:49
I know, maybe I'll go find him during this clip, but we have not had an update on Iran in so long because the AI is going to murder us. Um, conversation's been so loud. So I thought we'd have an update from our favorite Trey Yangst and um we'll do this and then Marcella we'll kick it off with you on the other side. But let's take a listen.
Unknown 4:13
Well we didn't ask for new talks. Meanwhile, the Iran backed Houthi rebels reportedly telling the US they do not plan on attacking American and Israeli shipping interests as they ramp up operations against Saudi Arabia. But they're shutting down the strait over in the Red Sea, so that's not good.
Trey Yingst 4:26
Alright, so Trey Yinks is live in Tel Aviv with the latest for us. Hey Trey. Yeah, hey guys, good morning. Tension remains high around the Strait of Hormuz as reports indicate multiple explosions were heard there overnight.
Trey Yingst 4:56
Lane on Tuesday.
J.D. Vance 4:58
Despite the fact that we did accomplish a substantial destruction, not just of their nuclear program, but also of the Iranian conventional military, we've seen the Iranians shooting at commercial shipping even in the midst of peace negotiations.

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