#313: I REGRET Telling People I WON The Lottery! | Reddit Readings
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Check out Vinted and start listing today. And thank you, Vinted, for sponsoring the show. What's up, Wikimaniacs? Welcome to another Monday Reddit reading. This week, that's right, intros are back. This week we have a partner frozen by their girlfriend, another partner who finds a secret note on their partner's phone, a husband who is asking to cheat just once, a cousin who creates a new Thanksgiving tradition. And by popular demand, the coconut story. If those all sound interesting to you, we have all those with no commercials, plus an extra story on the Patreon slash YouTube membership. And that will be a mother who sends her will to her kids before she dies. Uh and then also it wouldn't be a Monday recdit reading episode without an amazing segment by the amazing under Baki.
So Stay tuned. Reddit on Wiki starts. Ow. Get therapy.
An old fashioned intro that one person likes. I saw a comment and I brought it back for them. Uh I truly should have written down the name, uh, but you know who you are. Uh, what's up, Wikimaniacs? It's your boy Sean. Welcome my two co-hosts, Jay and Jade from the Tuesday podcast, y'all. Josh and John.
Uh hello. For anyone confused, that's Tuesday podcast on the Patreon. It's not a separate podcast.
For the for the ten dollar rich rich.
Yet. It's very exclusive. Very. Uh did we all coordinate no hats today? That's kind of crazy. That is kind of crazy. That's not I don't think that ever happens. Uh one of us not wearing a hat, but all three typically That's kinda wild. I'll say it happened a couple months ago and we were also like,
What the fuck
is going on? I definitely wear the hats the least out of the bunch.
Yeah, that's probably true.
I like a hat.
I didn't used to. I became a big hat guy actually like during COVID kind of uh for some reason. I don't know.
I got two more years till I have hair, so I might as well enjoy what I see. Show it off. Yeah, that's fair.
Yeah. Although I think my forehead might be bigger than yours, John. Nah,
I don't know, brother. I don't know. I'm challenging Rihanna with her forehead. I feel like all of ours are kinda the same. Maybe. That
shit's a five head, brother.
Our next Tuesday episode.
You know, Neanderthal.
Our next Tuesday episode, we go to Turkey.
Oh that would be nice, please. I want that full body check. Oh yeah. Same. A thousand dollars to get every single test done to you? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. And then we could all look and cry about what's wrong with us. Get treatment there. I might just move there. Who fucking knows? Wow.
What are the hour time differences?
You think that'd be terrible for us? That'd be crazy.
It would be insane. Like
nine-hour difference, I'm pretty sure.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening introduction and sponsor message for this episode?
0:00–7:09
2
Why does the host start with the infamous coconut story and what happens?
7:09–14:35
3
How does the ‘I Can't Move’ story unfold and why is it so relatable?
14:35–22:51
4
What did the host discover in his girlfriend’s notes app and why is it awkward?
22:51–28:03
5
Why does the husband want a ‘one last fun night’ before trying for kids and what should the wife do?
28:03–35:51
6
What was the worst mistake the host made by telling everyone he won the lottery?
35:51–44:17
7
How did a Thanksgiving game end in a legendary fart‑shart incident?
44:17–50:33
8
Is the ‘Mac & Cheese isn’t Thanksgiving food’ poster acceptable?
50:33–1:25:42
Speakers
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