#409: My Boyfriend's Mom MADE Me Take THE RICE PURITY TEST! | Reddit Stories
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What's up, Wikimaniacs? Welcome to another Monday Reddit reading episode. Reddit on Wiki starts
now. Get
therapy.
Get therapy.
Run it on wikishop.com. Run it on wikishop.com. Buy all the merch. We're starting straight with the plugs. We need that money. So make sure you go there. Every merch all at once. The vault is open. It's your boy Sean with me today. J&J, say hello.
It's now confirmed that Sean puts money over us too, John.
It's not even a question at this point.
No, that's true. That's true. Ah,
come
on. We've known our boy for like almost five years. I
would take you all over money. If we stopped making money, I'd still come on every week and do this pod. Would I do as many things? Would we do live streams?
I'd be
like, all right, we're not making money. Let's stop it with the live streams. All right, let's stop it with a bonus Patreon stories. No one's on there anymore.
I'm going to pick up some extra shifts at
work, actually. I have to work more, but I would still come and do the regular episode for sure. Sean would go back to Shots and Thoughts. I would still love to do Shots and Thoughts now, and I know that's costing me money to do. Telling us, bro, we did three years of this shit. We didn't see a dime. That shit was red the whole time. Exactly. This is for the love of the game. If we lost everything, I'd still be down. Y'all are my boys. Wow. I love you, buddy. But while we can make a dime while we're doing it, I will promote that.
We got to get paid somehow. I appreciate that, Chuck. I got to make money off of those things. This month, that's part of my paycheck, so I appreciate it.
But yeah, welcome to another Monday Reddit reading episode. If you thought the Blue Jays talk was over, it's not. A lot of Venmos hoping and wishing for the best.
Sad mustache.
So we're all going to be sad together.
It is frowning.
So. But before we start the Reddit stories today, I will say two kind of normal ones, two kind of upbeat ones. So not too bad. We'll go on a little crescendo here.
Wow.
And also, if you are signing up to the Patreon, we have an update to a story that I read when I hosted a Friday episode. Whoa. You're getting two stories on a Monday. Crazy. Look at you giving away stuff. Who can believe it? Also, I fucking... copy and paste of the top comment for all you motherfuckers who won't fucking shut up about that shit. They loved it, Sean. They loved that idea.
That new concept that you brought up, such a genius idea. It's as close as being genius as Josh rebranding our podcast, just doing more Reddit stories. Dr. Szechuan and the Js. It's up there. It's up there.
Wow. I will say this, every time I read a top comment now, I'm like, this is exactly what we're going to say. There's no point in fucking, this is rehashing
what we've already said. Pick a controversial one then. Yeah. Pick a
controversial one. Then I got to fucking sort by something else. I already copied and pasted this.
We'll figure it out. You can find. Yeah. ChatGPT, take this story and give me the most unhinged comment. Fuck ChatGPT.
Alright, this first one is coming from r slash reddit on wiki. That's us. Posted by Zelda's Right Boob. Zelda's Right Boob says they got it from threads.
Is
Zelda's Right Boob technically part of the
Trinity? Is that how it's going to be like?
You know, never played a Zelda. Never once played a Zelda. I've only played
one. Erotica of Time. Erotica of Time. What? I played Erotica of Time. That's the one I played. Sounds hot.
The only time I've played Zelda or Link is Super Smash Brothers. No, the only one I've played is Link to the Past, I think. He didn't even play erotica of time. That's crazy. That seems to be the big
one. That's the only one I know. And there's like a scene with Epona, the horse there in erotica time, son. Well, I mean, it makes sense.
It's in the name. All right. This one is titled, my boyfriend's mom gave me a purity test at a family dinner.
What? That is so invasive. Is this in Utah? Utah?
Mustache is confused. Let's see. I'm going to express emotions.
Only through the mustache. No words going forward.
You have Sean's mask and then Josh's mustache.
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