r/Prorevenge My Dog Poo War with Karen

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What is the premise of the “Dog Poop War” story?

Carine Torbey 0:00

Suomen suosituin autovakuutus korvaa arvottavat ja arvaamattomat vahingot. Osta autovakuutusosoitteesta lähitapiola.fi ja voit voittaa uudet renkaat. Palvelun tarjoavat lähitapiolon vahinko ja alueyhtiöt. Lähitapiolla samalla puolella.

Ike Barinholtz 0:15

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How did the neighbor’s tiny dog start leaving poop on the patio?

Ike Barinholtz 0:57

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rSlash Reads 1:05

Welcome to R Pro Revenge, where OP gets into a poop war with her Karen neighbor. Our next Reddit post is from Motherhood. So this happened at the last apartment complex that I lived in. My significant other and I were renting a ground floor unit at a really nice apartment complex. I wouldn't say that it was a luxury apartment or anything, but our ground floor unit had a little patio off the back that led out into a really nice courtyard area with hand. Hammocks, a walking path, an outdoor fireplace, a seating area, etc. A lot of people walk their dogs out there or let their kids play out in the grass, including us. We have a one-year-old Kane Corso. We got her when we'd been living in the unit for about two and a half months, and she was only eight weeks at the time.

rSlash Reads 1:46

She's a really good dog, and we trained her well. We could let her out to go potty, and she'd come right back, even if there were distractions, people, or dogs. Out. Then we'd go pick her poop up right away if she pooped. This lady and her kid moved in on the ground floor in our building, two units down from us. No biggie. We ran into her one day carrying groceries, and my significant other held open the door for her. She seemed kind of Karen ish, but was polite, and her kid, probably 10, didn't look up from his phone. Whatever, that's pretty typical of kids these days. They also had a dog. A little black and white fluffy thing, super cute, but not trained very well. After about two weeks or so, we realized that there were dog turds in the grass right off our patio.

rSlash Reads 2:30

We found out the hard way because my boyfriend stepped in it the first time. Luckily, he wasn't barefoot. They were clearly not our dog's turds, as one, we always picked up her poop right after she went, and two, they were very Very obviously from a smaller dog, not our 70-pound puppy. We'd been in this apartment for about seven months at this point, and we'd never had an issue with this, so we figured that it was the entitled mother's little dog. I wrote her a polite note that basically was like, Hey neighbor, we noticed that some of your dog's poops aren't being picked up and are right off our patio. Per the pet agreement that we all have to sign, we all need to be picking up the Up our own dog's poop each time they go.

rSlash Reads 3:12

I'm sure it was an accident and you just didn't notice. So if you could please make sure to do that going forward, we'd appreciate it. Signed, your neighbors in unit such and such. She wasn't home, so I slipped it under the door and went back to my apartment. A couple hours later, this lady is banging on my door and gets really angry with me, insists that it couldn't have been her dog, and how dare Here I assume. I felt really bad, and I apologized immediately, said I didn't mean to offend her, and it must have been someone else. She told me to never bother her with crap like that again, and stormed off. I was like, okay? Not three days later, I was sitting on my patio with a book, enjoying the cool weather, when I see their little dog run out their back door, no one with it, and it comes over to me.