Europeans Discover America (Again)
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What is the Big Mouth Billy Bass story the hosts open with?
welcome to sad boys a podcast about feelings and other things also i'm jarvis i'm jordan i think your uh laundry machine just wrapped up and it hit it's one of those like gas little melodies yeah did we we had to like kind of pop lock and drop it so to speak What's ours? It's the swan. The trout.
The trout?
You know what my immediate thought was? Is the big mouth bass that sings on your wall. Yeah, we haven't strapped to the laundry machine. Billy the bass.
where he goes, take me to the river. Can you imagine being the first, like seeing that for the first time and just freaking out? It's like seeing Crazy Frog when we were like six.
When I was a child, it's genuinely horrifying because I don't understand like what is, what sorcery is going into why that's happening.
a friend of mine is like maybe a little too into um having if we have a stupid idea going like okay no i'll literally do it and it's like yeah for sure and then like oh no oh my god he did uh at one point in time he was working on creating a version of big mouth billy bass except it was a stuffed rat that was the plan for whatever reason But they're like, take me to the river.
I was thinking the same sounds, but why is it, I'm just, a taxidermy, that just stresses me out.
It's scary freaky.
Because the idea is that this was a trophy fish that was murdered and hung on the wall.
And he's going like, can you take me to the river, please? That's where I live.
Well, no, actually, he wasn't murdered, actually. He was caught, and then he learned to breathe. That's right.
He learned to breathe air.
And you learn to talk and sing. That should be celebrated. And we think it's a tragic story? It's the story of a miracle. We used to build things. It's John Locke stepping out of his wheelchair. Don't tell this fish what it can't do.
There was an old McDonald's commercial, circa old McDonald's. He had a farm, man. Circa early 2000s that would come. It was one of those fish that we're seeing on the wall and it's like someone is eating a Filet-O-Fish and it then comes to life and it starts like singing like, give me back the Filet-O-Fish. Give me that fish.
Oh my God. Did you have a hotkey for that? I was prepared to say you were making that up.
No, no.
And Jacob framed perfect.
It was the funniest thing ever to us as kids, me and my sisters. We replayed that, like we rewound and watched that commercial like 50 times because we were just laughing hysterically for no reason.
I know people like watching don't, they aren't necessarily seeing the layout in the same way that we do, but it always cracks me up anytime Jacob has found something. And from our view, the moment... The window is manually moved into frame. He's like, hey, look at this.
I got you this. I got you this window. How are you doing? I haven't seen you in a long time, I feel. Yeah, why? Well, because I had to go into... I was doing a shoot all week this week.
Yeah, sometimes I forget that we do see each other Sometimes outside of the show. Well, sometimes we'll see each other a bunch, and then other times we do, like, we just get lost in our own little... Yeah, I know, I know, of course. I'm playing Crimson Desert, you're in the champion zone.
Yeah, well, so that's the thing. It's like, I was, and I can't, or I'm not going to say for who or for what, but it's a big production with some friends of the show, and... So it was like three long shoot days, Monday through Wednesday. And normally we record on Wednesday. So today we're recording on Thursday. And then this weekend I had a friend going out of town. And so I saw them. And so basically just like time got away from me. And on top of that. I am preparing for, I am now in the Pokemon Champion Zone because I am competing in the Wolfie Invitational. And I need to learn how to play competitive Pokemon double battles. Are you going to wear like a gym leader style costume? So Brian, David Gilbert, friend of the show, is also competing and he has a fun costume.
idea that he's doing i don't think i can top it but i would love to come up with something just dress as like sasuke yeah or something just like completely unrelated cosplay like a janitor i'm like the ayatollah guy like this guy's not strong yeah uh yeah yeah anatoly it does i was making up ayatollah and anatoly
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the Big Mouth Billy Bass story the hosts open with?
0:00–12:07
2
How did Pokemon Champions and competitive VGC draw Jordan back into gaming?
12:07–25:50
3
How do the hosts describe ADHD, rhythm, and staying busy?
25:50–41:51
4
Why are Jarvis and Jordan trying antidepressants and what has changed so far?
41:51–1:20:15