The Fake Song Scandal (Rubberz)
episodePreviously titled “The Fake Song Scandal” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 8, 2026
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What is the opening theme and vibe of The Fake Song Scandal episode?
Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things. Also, I'm Jarvis. I'm Jordan.
Before we started recording, something funny di was brought up. That we haven't recorded. In Did you say nine days, Jacob?
Ten days, sorry. Ten days. Because we had 'cause we recorded it on Friday.
Yeah, last week. We did a little rub a dub double.
And for some reason, like if we didn't see each other for three days, I feel like we'd all be like, I have a hundred stories to tell you.
And we did also see some of us have seen each other. Like I saw Peeps last night. Uh we all went to the Square Enix Cafe together.
On Sunday.
Um but we're not we're not in character with microphones in front of us.
It's a different We have to talk about completely different topics.
Um for those who don't know, Square Enix Cafe is the like themed cafe for the final fantasy. Final Fantasy Dragon Quest near like universes seas. Yeah.
And let me tell you, if you're hungry, it is the place to not go.
The food wasn't great.
But I loved it.
I will say I got I bought so much stuff. Um I bought some plushies. Oh, they're upstairs, but I bought a Tomberry plushie. I um I got a little slime. Um and uh Did you get the king slime? No.
That's the one I want.
I would never get the king I'm uh I'm a I'm the proletarian. Humble salt of the earth. Humble salt of the earth slime. Yeah, I'm not a
To even entertain the idea of getting the king slime would require a level of arrogance.
In fact, in fact, before I ate my metallic slime curry, I put a little crown on it so that I was eating the rich.
That's only good. I'm glad. Um No, but it was uh Jarvis bought us all little blind boxes. Um, and I was like, Oh god, I hope I get Sephiroth.
How do Jarvis and Jordan discuss the “Power of a Dream” and its relevance to the episode?
I got Sephiroth.
You got Sephiroth. I got red thirteen. I got wonderful Tifa. You I I feel like that is kind of perfect.
Yeah, we got perfect ones.
Yeah, she would choose me. You're right. It's not a competition. Mm-hmm. And yet I won. Okay.
So I wrote some stuff down because I woke up this morning at six AM uh from a dream state. And I do like eyes rolling kinda. Yeah, I do kinda like when I'm I keep having these thoughts as I'm waking up from a dream. And I was like, why don't I just write them down? 'Cause I've done this I think once before. There's even more text than I thought.
You were exceptioning.
Um I said woke up from a dream and I wrote down that someone didn't like promoting their AI around electronically non-monogamous group chat.
That's something. The pieces of that Yeah, electronically non monogamous. I'm with you.
I don't know. Um with my AI. And then I I wrote down that the names of the AI were Astrid, Q tip, and Barnacle. This is like friends of yours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I said I was like, Q tip does kinda sound like a name for an AI.
That's a rapper.
Well yeah, but it's also a thing you But in your ear. Well, you you're not supposed to put it in your ear. Unless you're me and you have a very special pygmy. I also wrote down uh and this is I guess I'm doing word association based on the concept of uh like someone dating their AI because I was thinking about in my dream, I guess I was thinking about that like my boyfriend is AI subreddit. Oh yeah. And then and then I and this is gonna be for no one, so I'm gonna have to explain it as soon as I say it. Words of affirmation, but it's a word in the technical sense, and a word in a computer is like a unit of data that like a processor processes. So like a processor might have a word that's like four bytes long.
Your love language with your AI is technically words of affirmation because you're sending them bits and bytes.
See, you need to go to like a tech conference It would kill her and tell that joke.
Actually I'd have to well, I think that there's too many non technical people in tech now because they just vibe code everything. Yeah. Um so I I have to go to like a computer science class. I think you'd honestly just have to promote it on a podcast.
Wait, Jarvis, would you ever teach at a community college or something?
Maybe. I used to think I would I think I would be a teacher.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening theme and vibe of The Fake Song Scandal episode?
0:00–1:43
2
How do Jarvis and Jordan discuss the “Power of a Dream” and its relevance to the episode?
1:43–9:34
3
What arguments are made about the Bedding Weight/Heat dilemma and personal comfort?
9:34–13:14
4
How is “Coworker Music” defined and why does it matter to the hosts?
13:14–31:57
5
What media criticism and ego issues do the hosts explore around viral songs?
31:57–38:29
6
What AI accusations are raised about TikTok’s “Song of the Summer” and how are they investigated?
38:29–1:09:10
7
What happens during the “Sad Boyz Nightz” segment and why is it a highlight?
1:09:10–1:09:53
8
How do the hosts wrap up the episode and what final thoughts do they leave listeners with?
1:09:53–1:10:10