Scarves Around The Funnel

Episode 400 – Quadricentennial

14 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mark is joined by Joel Sked and Liam Corbett for episode 400, as the lads discuss the win over Motherwell and look ahead to the rest of the season ahe...

SATF On the Whistle: Hearts 3-1 Motherwell

11 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Immediate reaction from Mark Donaldson as Hearts come back from a goal down to win 3-1 against Motherwell at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn ...

Episode 399 – Horseshoe of Death

07 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mark & Scott discuss the disappointing 2-2 draw with Livingston and look ahead to this weekend’s match against Motherwell at Tynecastle. Sponsored b...

SATF On the Whistle: Livingston 2-2 Hearts

05 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Immediate reaction from Mark Donaldson as Hearts drop two vital points in the title race after failing to beat bottom of the table Livingston. Sponsor...

Episode 398 – Seven [Thousand] Nation Army

02 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mark is joined by Liam Corbett of This Is My Story Podcast to preview Livingston against Hearts this weekend, and the title run in. Sponsored by Forre...

Episode 397 – Friend or Foe?

31 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mark is joined by Ryan to preview the upcoming match between Livingston and Hearts this weekend, with Ryan providing the view from the opposition ahea...

Episode 396 – From Brora to Braga

23 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mark & Laurie discuss the 1-0 victory over Dundee at Tynecastle, Hearts’ title chances with 7 games to go and look back at a dismal night in the Hig...

Episode 395 (SATF EXTRA) – Foundation of Hearts update

20 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mark is joined by Foundation of Hearts Chairman Gerry Mallon, to preview Saturday’s Foundation Day at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McD...

Episode 394 – Take the Initiative

19 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mark & Scott are joined by Joel Sked, Editor of Hearts Standard, to look back at Hearts’ defeat to Kilmarnock before previewing this weekend’s mat...

Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 16

13 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Paul Mitchell and Grant Young discuss retro shirts and also favourite football shirts to take on holiday. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Sign...

Episode 393 – Bilbo Baggins

10 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mark & Scott are joined by singer Colin Chisholm, whose performance of The Hearts Song at Tynecastle before the recent game against Aberdeen earned hi...

Episode 392 – Chunky Chicken Champions

01 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mark & Scott discuss the 1-0 victory for Hearts over Aberdeen at Tynecastle, extending the lead at the top of the Premiership. Sponsored by Forrest He...

SATF On the Whistle: Hearts 1-0 Aberdeen

28 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mark gives an immediate reaction to Hearts’ 1-0 win over Aberdeen at Tynecastle, as Hearts extended their lead at the top of the Premiership table. ...

SATF: The Rivals – Richard Gordon

27 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Looking ahead to Hearts against Aberdeen this weekend with a view from the opposition camp, Mark is joined by BBC Radio Scotland legend – and huge D...

Episode 391 – Good Saturday, Beautiful Sunday

23 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mark & Ewan Murray discuss the 1-0 victory for Hearts over Falkirk at Tynecastle, before being joined by Ryan McGowan to discuss the Livingston draw w...

SATF On the Whistle: Hearts 1-0 Falkirk

21 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mark gives an immediate reaction to Hearts’ 1-0 win over Falkirk at Tynecastle, as Hearts extended their lead at the top of the Premiership table (f...

Episode 390 – Bouncing Back

18 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mark & Scott discuss the 4-2 defeat to Rangers at Ibrox, before looking ahead to this weekend’s clash with Falkirk at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forre...

Episode 389 – Nothing To Fear

13 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mark & Scott discuss the Edinburgh Derby win against Hibs, before looking ahead to the massive game at Ibrox against Rangers on Sunday. Sponsored by F...

SATF On the Whistle: Hearts 1-0 Hibs

10 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mark gives an immediate reaction to Hearts 1-0 win over Hibs in the Edinburgh Derby at Tynecastle, to go 6 points clear at the top of the Premiership....

SATF 388 – On The Fence

08 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mark, Laurie & Ewan Murray preview the upcoming Edinburgh Derby at Tynecastle against Hibs, & also discuss the futures of James Wilson & Beni Baningim...

SATF 387 – Thru The Window

02 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mark & Scott discuss the 3-0 win at Tannadice over Dundee United, the transfer window dealings in 2026 and 20 years ago, as well as looking ahead to T...

SATF 386 – Trusty the Process

26 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mark, Scott & Laurie discuss the 2-2 draw between Hearts and Celtic at Tynecastle, before looking ahead to this weekend’s match against Dundee Unite...

SATF 385 – Remembering Wallace Mercer – 20 years on

19 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mark & Scott are joined by Iain Mercer, to discuss Hearts’ exit to Falkirk in the Scottish Cup at Tynecastle and remember Iain’s father, the great...

SATF 384 – Craig f****** Gordon

11 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mark, Scott & Laurie discuss the 1-0 win over Dundee at Dens Park, Craig Gordon doing vintage Craig Gordon things at 43 and look ahead to the St Mirre...

SATF 383 – KL 927 – flight status: ARRIVED

05 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mark & Scott are joined by Ryan to discuss Hearts’ 1-0 victory over Livingston at Tynecastle and look ahead to the upcoming game against Dundee at D...

Episode 382 – Bump In The Road

28 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark & Scott are joined by Stuart Lovell to analyse Hearts’ 3-2 defeat to Hibs in the Edinburgh Derby at Easter Road. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn &...

Episode 381 – We Shall Not Be Moved

23 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark is joined by Ewan Murray, to discuss Hearts’ 2-1 victory over Rangers at Tynecastle, the best moments of 2025 and this weekend’s upcoming Edi...

Episode 380 – In and out and all three points

15 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark & Scott are joined by Barry Anderson of the Edinburgh Evening News, to discuss the 2-0 victory over Falkirk and look ahead to this weekend’s bi...

Episode 379 – Oisin Colour Scene

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark is joined by Scott, Laurie & Ewan Murray, to discuss the sensational 2-1 victory over Celtic in Glasgow and look ahead to this weekend’s match ...

Episode 378 – Bigger Picture

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark and Scott look back at Motherwell 0-0 Hearts, discuss which players might be arriving at Tynecastle during the January transfer window, and previ...

Episode 377 – Three Stars

25 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark and Scott review Heart of Midlothian’s first league defeat of the season, against Aberdeen at Pittodrie, and the boys preview this weekend’s ...

Episode 376 – Sliding Doors

19 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie and Mark preview this weekend’s match against Aberdeen, as Hearts look to end a 9-year wait for a win at Pittodrie as Derek McInnes returns t...

Episode 375 – Matchday Experience

18 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark is joined by Hearts fans Alfie Drake, Ross Wilson and Mark Jackson to discuss the matchday experience at Tynecastle and what can be done to impro...

Episode 374 – Friday Night Club

14 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie and Mark discuss the draw with Dundee Utd and which Hearts players currently on the periphery of the squad could become more important over the...

SATF 373 – The Gorgie Ghostwriter

04 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark is joined by Joel Sked to discuss the win over Dundee and upcoming match against Dundee United, as well as speaking to Ethan Hampton of Dens Park...

SATF 372 – Snake Hips

30 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark is joined by Craig Fowler to discuss the 2-2 draw with St Mirren in Paisley, and look ahead to this weekend’s match against Dundee at Tynecastl...

SATF 371 – Dare To Dream (Part 2)

29 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark is joined by Scott and Ryan to discuss the win over Celtic last weekend, Hearts’ title hopes and look ahead to the game against St Mirren midwe...

SATF 371 – Dare To Dream (Part 1)

27 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark is joined by Hearts record appearance holder Gary Mackay to discuss Hearts’ title credentials following the memorable 3-1 victory over Celtic a...

SATF 370 – We Shall Not Be Moved

20 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark and Scott discuss the resounding victory over Kilmarnock at Rugby Park, and look ahead to the top of the table clash at home to Celtic this weeke...

SATF 369 – The Clean Sweep Award Goes To…

14 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark and Scott discuss this weekend’s trip to Kilmarnock, a clean sweep of monthly awards for Hearts and the occasions that fans left matches early ...

SATF 368 – Auld Alliance (Part Deux)

12 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark is joined by two Hearts legends; Stephane Adam and Gilles Rousset. The Hearts cup winners discuss that glorious day in May 1998, and everything t...

SATF 368 – Auld Alliance (Part Un)

11 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark is joined by two Hearts legends; Stephane Adam and Gilles Rousset. The Hearts cup winners discuss their early careers and first arriving at Tynec...

SATF 367 – HALKADELIC

05 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark and Scott are joined by Barry Anderson, to discuss the dramatic Edinburgh derby win for Hearts thanks to Craig Halkett, as well as other late goa...

SATF 366 – So Mark De Vries-y

29 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark and Scott discuss the 3-0 victory over Falkirk and look ahead to the first Edinburgh Derby of the season, and we also hear from a man who made qu...

SATF 365 – The Jim Jefferies Trilogy (Part 3)

23 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark is joined by a Hearts legend, who played and managed the club and led them to a glorious triumph in 1998, Jim Jefferies. The third and final part...

SATF 365 – The Jim Jefferies Trilogy (Part 2)

22 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark is joined by a Hearts legend, who played and managed the club and led them to a glorious triumph in 1998, Jim Jefferies. The second part of a thr...

SATF 365 – The Jim Jefferies Trilogy (Part 1)

19 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark is joined by a Hearts legend, who played and managed the club and led them to a glorious triumph in 1998, Jim Jefferies. The first part of a thre...

SATF 364 – 4052 days

15 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark and Scott are joined by Robert Borthwick to discuss a rare victory for Heart of Midlothian at Ibrox Stadium against Rangers, and expectations for...

SATF 363 – Shart of Midlothian

10 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark and Scott are joined by the BBC’s Martin Geissler to discuss the upcoming match at Ibrox against Rangers. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDona...

Episode 362 – Kyzi Peasy

02 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark and Scott discuss the late comeback victory for Hearts away to Livingston, before looking ahead to the next match at Ibrox against Rangers. Spons...

Episode 361 – Don’t Call it a Comeback

25 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Scott and Ryan discuss the dramatic 3-3 draw with Motherwell at Tynecastle, before looking ahead to this weekend’s Ryan McGowan Derby agains...

Episode 360 – Just A Blip??

19 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark and Scott are joined by Ewan Murray to discuss Hearts’ Premier Sports Cup exit to St Mirren and look ahead to the next match against Motherwell...

Episode 359 – Beautiful Sunday

11 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark and Scott are joined by Liam Corbett of This Is My Story Podcast, to talk about the positivity around Tynecastle at the moment, Derek McInnes, To...

Episode 358 – A Bloom-ing Good Start

06 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark is joined by the ‘voice of Hearts’ Scott Wilson, to discuss Hearts of Midlothian’s 2-0 win over Aberdeen at Tynecastle, the comments from T...

Episode 357 – Under Starter’s Orders

28 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark is joined by Barry Anderson of the Edinburgh Evening News, to discuss Hearts’ impressive win over Sunderland in Craig Gordon’s testimonial ma...

Episode 356 (SATF EXTRA) – Craig Gordon exclusive interview

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark is joined once again by Hearts goalkeeper Craig Gordon, ahead of his testimonial against Sunderland this weekend at Tynecastle, to discuss the ga...

Episode 355 – 9/10

20 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark, Scott & Ryan are joined by Hearts goalkeeper Craig Gordon, to discuss some of the best saves of his career, the recent Premier Sports Cup match ...

Episode 354 – Prediction Time

16 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark, Scott & Joel Sked discuss the Hearts wins over Dunfermline and Hamilton in the Premier Sports Cup, before making some predictions for the new se...

Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 15

07 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Paul Mitchell and Grant Young are joined by Joel Sked to discuss the new Hearts home kit and goalkeeping kits, produced by Hummel. Sponsored by Forres...

Episode 353 – Men for all Seasons

27 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the latest news from Tynecastle and review the suggestions for the best Hearts XI made up of players across each season s...

Episode 352 – The Derek Knight Rises

19 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the confirmed appointment of Derek McInnes as next Heart of Midlothian Head Coach and the 1-0 victory away to Kilmarnock ...

Episode 351 – The Derek Knight

12 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the potential Tony Bloom investment in Hearts, the possibility of Derek McInnes taking over as manager and the 3-0 victor...

Episode 350 – Prohibitive Parameters

05 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark, Scott & Joel Sked discuss the ongoing search for the new manager at Hearts and the upcoming match at home to Motherwell this weekend. Sponsored ...

Episode 349 – 192 Days

27 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark, Scott & Ryan are joined by Joel Sked to discuss the defeat to Dundee, the departure of Neil Critchley, who could potentially replace him as mana...

Episode 348 – Making a Statement

21 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark, Scott & Ryan are joined by Scott Wilson to discuss the Scottish Cup semi-final defeat to Aberdeen, Hearts’ statement following the game and th...

Episode 347 – Patience Wearing Thin

13 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 0-0 draw with Motherwell, the current situation at Hearts and the upcoming Scottish Cup semi-final against Aberdeen. ...

Episode 346 – Clutching at Straws

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the defeat to Dundee United, Hearts’ top six chances and the next game against Motherwell at Fir Park. Sponsored by For...

Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 14

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Paul Mitchell and Grant Young discuss the potential kits that Hearts fans could see next season with the new Hummel deal, as well as a recent match wo...

Episode 345 – Trust Me, I’m a Trophy

31 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark, Scott & Ryan discuss the 3-0 defeat to Celtic, Hearts’ top 6 chances and this weekend’s match against Dundee United at Tynecastle. S...

Episode 344 – When we’re afloat, on some big sub

25 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott are joined by Martin Geissler and James Christie to discuss the new BBC podcast ‘Romanov: Czar of Hearts‘, narrated by Martin...

Episode 343 – Three’s Company

17 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the victory over Ross County and big matches against Aberdeen down the years. In memory of Andrew Beaton Donaldson, 1940 ...

Episode 342 – Flying Solo

11 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie reviews the Scottish Cup victory over Dundee, the semi-final draw against Aberdeen and the upcoming league match at home to Ross County. Sponso...

Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 13

06 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Paul Mitchell and Grant Young discuss the announcement that Hearts will be returning to Hummel as their kit supplier (technical partner) from next sea...

Episode 341 – Outfought & Out-thought

03 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the derby defeat to Hibernian at Easter Road, before looking ahead to the Scottish Cup Quarter Final against Dundee at Ty...

Episode 340 – Shabangu

24 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 2-1 victory away to St Johnstone, before looking ahead to this week’s matches against St Mirren and Hibernian. Spon...

Episode 339 – Diamonds are Forever

17 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 3-1 defeat to Rangers at Tynecastle, before looking ahead to this weekend’s match away to St Johnstone. Sponsored b...

Episode 338 – Name in the Hat

11 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the penalty shootout victory over St Mirren in the cup, the draw for the next round and this weekend’s league clash aga...

Episode 337 – Let’s Talk About Six

04 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the wonderful 6-0 victory over Dundee at Dens Park, before looking at the January transfer window and previewing next wee...

Episode 336 – Jet Set Willie

27 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 3-2 victory over Kilmarnock at Tynecastle, before looking ahead to this weekend’s match against Dundee at Dens Park...

Episode 335 – Reinforcing Foundations

20 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott are joined by newly elected Foundation of Hearts directors Claire Hammond & Gary Locke, to discuss their new roles and the future...

Episode 334 – Introverted Wingers

14 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 0-0 draw with Aberdeen at Pittodrie, potential new signings, favourite assists & the upcoming Scottish Cup match agai...

Episode 333 – Rocket Man

06 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the victory at Tannadice against Dundee United, before looking ahead to this weekend’s trip to Aberdeen. Sponsored by F...

Episode 332 – Home (Win) Alone

02 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the collapse in Dingwall against Ross County, the welcome victory at home to Motherwell and the upcoming trip to Tannadic...

Episode 331 – Discomfort Blanket

27 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the hugely disappointing derby defeat to Hibernian, where the result leaves Hearts and what lies in store with the upcomi...

Episode 330 – From Brockville to Bondage

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott try to find some Christmas cheer after Hearts deliver a much needed win over St Johnstone, but the lads also have to cover the di...

Episode 329 – The ‘R’ Word

17 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the dismal 1-0 defeat to Kilmarnock at Rugby Park, as well as the wider problems at Hearts right now. Sponsored by Forres...

Episode 328 – Make Some Noise (FCK v HMFC)

12 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 2-0 defeat to FC Copenhagen in Denmark in the Europa Conference League, before looking ahead to Kilmarnock away this ...

Episode 327 – Theatre of Nightmares

09 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie & Scott discuss the 2-0 victory over Dundee, before looking ahead to the trip to play FC Copenhagen with the help of special guest David Bertel...

Episode 326 – Makeshift Backlines

02 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 1-1 draw against Aberdeen, the Scottish Cup Fourth Round draw and this weekend’s match against Dundee at Tynecastle...

Episode 325 – Make Some Noise (CBKSV v HMFC)

28 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 2-0 defeat to Cercle Brugges in the Europa Conference League, before looking ahead to this weekend’s league game ag...

Episode 324 – Bada Bing, Bada Brugge

25 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie & Mark discuss the upcoming Foundation of Hearts AGM and votes that are taking place, the defeat to Celtic and the upcoming European match away...

Episode 323 – My Three Dads

20 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie & Mark are joined by Heart of Midlothian memorabilia collector and author Gary Cowen, to discuss his latest book ‘From Medals to Toffee Tins‘...

Episode 322 – Toothless at Ibrox

11 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott review the defeat to Rangers at Ibrox, before discussing Neil Critchley’s reign at Heart of Midlothian so far. Sponsored by For...

Episode 321- Make Some Noise (HMFC v FCH)

08 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 2-0 defeat to FC Heidenheim in matchday 3 of the league phase of the Europa Conference League, before looking ahead t...

Episode 320 – King of the Inswingers

05 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the defeat against Kilmarnock, the victory over St Johnstone and also the upcoming Europa Conference League match against...

Episode 319 – Ship Up or Shape Out

28 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 1-1 derby draw with Hibernian at Easter Road, before looking ahead to the upcoming matches against Kilmarnock and St ...

Episode 318 – Make Some Noise (HMFC v ACON)

24 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 2-0 victory over Omonia Nicosia in the Europa Conference League at Tynecastle, before looking ahead to the Edinburgh ...

Episode 317 – Four, four, ****ing two

21 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the resounding win over St Mirren at Tynecastle in Neil Critchley’s first match in charge of Hearts, before looking ahe...

Episode 316 – Whelmed

14 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott are joined by Blackpool FC presenter Ged Mills, to talk about the likely candidate to take over at Heart of Midlothian. Sponsored...

Episode 315 – The Derek Knight Rises

07 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 3-2 defeat to Aberdeen at Pittodrie, and what positives Hearts can take from the performance despite the late heartac...