We're Back to Science Harder Than Ever

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What is squirting and what does science say about it?

Jane Doe 0:00
Wendy here. Get ready for a brand new season of Science Versus. And we are going to start with a splash. Squirting. It is magical. It's super magical to me and so mysterious. We'll find out once and for all what squirting really is. Is it pee? Is it something else? It feels different when I pee and it feels different when I squirt.

Is fluoride safe to put in our water?

Jane Doe 0:24
We'll go from vagina fluids to fluoride and find out, is it really safe to put it in the water? To even ask the question, you'd be considered a tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theorist probably up until 10 years ago. We're dishing out the latest science on ADHD because the internet seems to be saying that we've all got it.

Could you have ADHD? Signs to look for.

John Smith 0:45
Experiencing indecision, you might have ADHD. Having trouble keeping up at work, you might have ADHD.

Can creatine really improve mental health?

Jane Doe 0:53
We're guzzling up the internet's new darling supplement, creatine, to find out can it really get you jacked and improve your mental health. As you know, some scientists are really excited about it. I was like, yeah, yeah. And I said, whoa. And from getting jacked to feeling jacked, we're going to talk about meth. More and more Americans are using it.

What is meth and why is it gaining popularity?

Jane Doe 1:19
But does it really deserve its reputation as the scariest drug out there? What's it actually like to try it?

What does meth actually feel like to use?

Meth makes your whole body kind of tingly, almost like glistening. Almost like Edward in Twilight. I love myth. Because it felt like I was flying.
Jane Doe 1:37
Like, it's amazing. Oh, maybe I took too much. Did I f*** my brain up?
John Smith 1:45
We would get high and go straight to dead on the inside. And it was killing me.
Jane Doe 1:50
We'll find out if bird flu is really about to lead to the next pandemic. When would you worry? I'm already worried. Sorry, if that's not coming across, let me make it very clear. I am worried. We'll also hear from the tech millionaire who wants to live forever and says that measuring his erections is all part of the plan. Brian Johnson, how is your Johnson?
Brian Johnson 2:15
Yeah, thank you for asking. When I start doing this stuff, people are like, who is this vampire, billionaire, eccentric, weird guy trying to live forever?
Jane Doe 2:22
Do you really think you're not going to die?
Brian Johnson 2:26
I do.
Jane Doe 2:28
So get ready. We'll also dive into telepathy to find out are there really mind readers out there? We'll hear whether the carnivore diet can make you healthy, how you can improve your memory, whether the full moon makes us all a little crazy, and so much more. Starting next week, tell your friends, tell your mom, let the whole world know. Because you don't want to miss a second of this season.
One time I got so high, I tweezed out all my pubes.
Jane Doe 3:01
Oh, wow. And starting from a strong base? From like a solid base, yeah. Your knowledge is going to go up from a solid base on March 27th. That's when Science Versus will be back on Spotify and all podcast apps. Back to you soon.

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