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Why don’t we eat people? (classic)

20 Feb 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 15.588 PJ Vogt

Hello, Search Engine Nation and beyond. February 20th is National Cherry Pie Day as well as National Muffin Day, two widely celebrated, widely observed American holidays with the same message, some foods should be eaten.

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15.628 - 35.198 PJ Vogt

In honor of both of these holidays, we're re-airing one of our very favorite episodes, which is about what foods you can eat and can't eat, and a young man with questions about both. Also, if you have a moment, we've been real good and haven't asked this for a while. Please consider reviewing and rating us on Apple Podcasts.

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35.959 - 57.556 PJ Vogt

All of our moms and dads read the reviews and it makes them feel better about our jobs doing audio podcasting in 2026. Thank you. Our episode after these ads. This episode of Search Engine is brought to you in part by MUBI, the global film company that champions great cinema. From iconic directors to emerging auteurs, there's always something new to discover.

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57.917 - 74.869 PJ Vogt

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92.846 - 140.586 PJ Vogt

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142.429 - 146.595 Otto

I'm four and my name is Adam.

147.156 - 149.759 PJ Vogt

And did you just turn four or have you been four for a while?

149.779 - 157.31 Otto

I turned four like a few days ago. You turned four in May, right?

Chapter 2: What question about cannibalism does a four-year-old ask?

579.163 - 587.11 Hannah Goldfield

Yeah, nothing as extreme as the taboo of eating human meat, but the first thing that comes to mind is balut.

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587.45 - 587.951 Kelefa Sanneh

What's balut?

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588.231 - 610.074 Hannah Goldfield

It's a Filipino... and they may eat it in other parts of the world. It's a fertilized duck egg. I think it can also be other poultry eggs, meaning unlike an unfertilized egg that you eat with bacon for breakfast, it's been fertilized, so it's like the fetus of a duck.

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610.094 - 622.553 PJ Vogt

That sound you're hearing in the background is of a precocious and slightly bored four-year-old figuring out that if you make funny sounds with your mouth, the microphone will pick them up. Anyway, Balut. So when you bite into it, is there like...

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623.073 - 627.618 Hannah Goldfield

You, like, pull out what looks like an embryonic bird.

628.138 - 628.479 Unknown

Wow.

628.679 - 650.262 Hannah Goldfield

I had it only once many years ago at a Filipino restaurant, but it's very, very popular there. Like, so popular that kids eat it as, like, an after-school snack. And I try to remember that it's, like, everything is so based on what you grew up eating, what was considered normal. So it's, like, for me, yes, I can't quite get over how weird that feels, but I totally can understand how...

650.242 - 654.347 Hannah Goldfield

Someone could grow up eating that and think it was the most normal thing in the world.

654.788 - 660.435 PJ Vogt

But when you were eating it, the FM radio station in your brain was just broadcasting like, no, no, stop, no.

Chapter 3: How do cultural taboos shape our understanding of cannibalism?

1433.009 - 1451.287 PJ Vogt

Did they call it peak mummy? No, they just pretended like they had more mummies and started finding other recently dead people. That sounds... I don't want to go on a limb. That sounds bad. It was bad. So they had recipes to speed up the mummification process of corpses. There's a... I don't know how to pronounce this.

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1451.307 - 1466.32 PJ Vogt

There's a 17th century book called London Pharmacopoeiae, which includes a recipe describing how to do this. I've read about it in Shutt's book, but the recipe recommends that, quote, a mummy be made of the cadaver of a redheaded man, age 24, who'd been hanged.

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1466.3 - 1484.73 PJ Vogt

The corpse is to lie in cold water in the air for 24 hours, after which the flesh was cut in pieces and sprinkled with a powder of myrrh and aloes. This was soaked in the spirit of wine and turpentine for 24 hours, hung up for 12 hours, and again smoked in the spirit mixture for 24 hours, and finally hung up to dry.

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1484.71 - 1494.174 Kalefa Sanneh

Was there a sense about why these people were being hanged? Or was the idea that we're hanging so many people, we can just grab some of the ones that happen to have red hair?

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1494.716 - 1510.545 PJ Vogt

My guess is the latter, although I'm also not sure how you get from... there's something special about an Egyptian mummy to whatever is special about an Egyptian mummy is also special about a red-haired person, except for maybe red-haired people were rare.

1511.066 - 1521.18 Kalefa Sanneh

But in a non-taboo sense, that seems like a big distinction, right? What do you mean? Are we killing people so we can eat them, or are we doing weird things to corpses?

1521.681 - 1539.891 PJ Vogt

Yeah, and I have to say, in my whatever internal kind of taboo radar I have inside of me, Killing people so you can eat them feels like way worse than doing weird things to corpses. Like if they were hanging. I mean, as someone who does not want to be killed so he can be eaten, I absolutely agree with that.

1540.092 - 1561.377 Kalefa Sanneh

And I'll say on your podcast right now, you know, hundreds of years from now, if something happens to what remains of my corpse, it doesn't seem like that big a deal. It seems completely fine. Yeah, so I don't know. Completely fine. You're on the record, PJ. It seems mostly completely fine. They're going to have to bury you in an unmarked location. They can just throw me in the ocean.

1564.833 - 1577.568 PJ Vogt

Okay, so remembering Otto's question, why can't we eat people? I think what's nice about the carob story is it's kind of like the fact that we have this taboo against cannibalism. We would have the taboo anyway. I feel very confident about that.

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