Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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6.01 on the dot. Very good morning to you. Fireball Friday with a gigantic show. The four-time Premiership coach Alistair Clarkson is going to join us live in the studio. He gets up early because he is reporting at 6.33 sharp. This morning, so an early guest for you, Sammy Edmund, with the latest news. Plenty of that floating around. Voss is strong yesterday.
Lance Collard seems to be an absolute farce. And the injury last night to my man Aaron Norton appears to have ended pretty well. After that could have been terrible, Sam Edmund. with the latest on that. All the segments you know and love, the agenda, the quiz, a late edition of the quiz.
If you just sleep in and you feel like you'll be a bit sharper after 8 o'clock, that's when the quiz is happening. We'll review the performance last night of the Swans and the Dogs and who is in the gun. The best analyst in football is here with no shortage of things to talk about. His name's David King. King, good morning. Oh, there's stuff everywhere, Cornsy.
Great to see you in the studio again this morning. Clarko coming in early. In the studio. It's going to really rock our quiz. Gets up early. I know. Well, they asked me, do you want the quiz or Clarko? It was a tough call. And then I had to come in over the top and say Clarko. Because you wanted the quiz.
I tell you what, we would have given him the ass if he didn't bring Toby Pink back this week. That's right. The Pinkster is back in, baby. Huge boost. I know.
Exactly. The Pink Pony Club. Hey, what about we start with a little shout out to the ballers out there who've done it again, who've given enormous support to you and I. over the last couple of years. And the numbers have come through. The surveys and the podcasts, all that sort of business.
Just want to thank them for their loyal support and love. Thank you, the Ballers. Yep, a great set of numbers. And thank you to Level 5 for the first bit of positive feedback you and I have ever received.
Yeah, now, look, this is a very good point you raise. Well, feedback's good, right? Feedback's good, right? But that's where it stopped. I mean, I even put in there, look, a little bit of a wine and dine wouldn't go astray. Like a little bit of a recognition, a bit of a reward for the boys. Yeah.
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Chapter 2: What insights does Alistair Clarkson share about coaching?
You'd punch in half a kilo of Fremantle octopus, couldn't you? Exactly right. Yes. I wouldn't say no to that. What about JK and Nimzy?
I'd be all over it.
Nimzy's even got his best shirt on.
Oh, hasn't he? What? It reminds me of the old Fakari rugs from downtown Liam Rhinestone. He wouldn't sleep in, the producer for that one.
No, he'd be there. He'd be there at 12.01. No, but thank you to Level 5. Thanks to all the balls out there.
Appreciate it.
Absolutely flying. So I appreciate all your support.
You told me six weeks ago we'll take Kyle down, Kyle and Jack.
I told you we nearly took him. I know, I know you did. Well, it didn't disappoint me. He said, I've been on air for a month. I'm glad you beat him. I'm coming for Bob Murphy too. Don't worry about that. You might not have to come for him for too much longer.
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Chapter 3: How do Kane and Kingy analyze the Dogs' performance?
Hachi walked in the other day. He didn't even take one more step and come in and say hello. He stayed out there and waved from five minutes away. I'll tell you, we've lost our way.
So we'll see if any of that temper merch comes our way. In true baller style, when the numbers come through yesterday, I was walking through the office, and at the top of my voice, I had to yell out our trademark new saying.
Did rock HR a little bit? Our man from the succulent Chinese.
Get your hand off my penis! Didn't go down as well as I'd hoped. How would that go on a hat?
Yeah.
I think it'll be on the next run. I know that. It'll just say, get your hand off. Were you here yesterday? Just here for the ratings drop, were you? Just timed it. He's coming to visit Sammy's pillows. How does he get a pillow? He sleeps in it. No idea. It's more than a pillow. This box is up to the roof.
I'll tell you what I have been noticing. I've got my radar up for Dwayne Russell, as you know. I find Dwayne incredibly entertaining.
Did you see what he posted during the week on the old Instagram? I did, at the bookstore. Yeah. Can we just play a little bit of it so we can just indulge a little bit? One copy left. I'm going to buy it. Can I buy this book? Yes. Just the last one you've got or have you got 30 or 40 in stock? It's been selling like hotcakes, yeah? It's been selling really well. Oh, that's good.
It's the last one. Will you reorder them if I buy the last one? Yes. Have you read it? Not yet. Any reason why you haven't read it? Well, there you go. I've just bought it for you. So he bought the last book so that you have to reorder and restock with another batch. So does he get a percentage of the book that he bought? So it cost him $35. He gave it to the woman behind the jump.
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Chapter 4: What updates are provided on player injuries and team dynamics?
Mike Vrabel and Diana Rossini, who's the reporter, were photographed recently at sort of an NFL Open day in, well, not ideal situations, considering they are both married, but now there's... No, no, no, no. What do you mean? No. Definitely not. Exactly what you're saying. Definitely not. Yeah. It's exactly what you're talking about. Definitely not.
But they both came out strongly at the time and denied it. They said that sort of the photos don't reflect the true nature of the interaction. There was other people present. Since then, it's... No, no. I can't do this. You want the story or not?
Yes.
Keep going. I can't. I'm done. Get stuffed.
Keep going.
Look it up. Google it. Look it up. Ballers. I'm nervous that every time I start talking, you're going to play that. I won't. I won't. Anyway. Oh, stop. The NFL draft is on today. Mike Rabel is seeking counseling. And there's some new pitches that have been released from way back in 2020. And these pitches are worse. Interlocking hands. Any. Bit of a smooch. Any.
Any.
Oh, plenty. Plenty. I can't do it. Is he going to lose his job? Well, I would be shocked if he's there by Wednesday next week. That would be my guess. I have no knowledge of it. She has lost her position at the Atlantic. She was out of contact at the end of this month. Yeah, she had a couple of athletic – not the Atlantic – After being at ESPN. But yeah, this is not a good one for him.
And this happened a year prior, as a few people are pointing out, to her being married and having children. And her child's name is Mike as well. So there's a few interesting... Oh, you're going that far? Well, I'm just reading what's been reported. I'm not putting two and two together, but it's a bit of a coincidence, Kingy.
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Chapter 5: What are the key insights about Brodie Grundy's performance?
Big Brodie. Bang. It has always got to be dangerous. He's the dominant force. Brodie Grundy. Dwayne in good form. The replay for Harvey Norman. Now at Harvey Norman, up to 25% off selected big brand laptops in store and online. He was terrific last night again, Grundy. I mean, there wasn't much opposition, but game 250 next week.
Chapter 6: What should the Western Bulldogs prioritize in their roster decisions?
That'll be against Max Gorn, of all people.
Yeah, and can you get the pick and stick for me, please?
Okay. Right now, 2026 season, who are you choosing? Max Gorn or Brodie Grundy? Max Gorn.
If you're the Western Bulldogs at season's end, do they... More need Jacob Wietering or Zach Butters?
It's an excellent pick and stick from you. Zach Butters.
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Chapter 7: How do injuries impact the Western Bulldogs' season strategy?
You know who I thought they should get? The dogs? Just very much.
This is my pick and stick.
It's not an opinion section. Okay. Well, give me, you got any more? John Longmire or Dean Cox? Oh, well, I love John.
Chapter 8: What are the main takeaways from the Fireball Feedback segment?
The pick and stick? I know. I'm going to go with John. John. But ask me in 25 weeks' time, and the pick and stick may change. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll ask you every five weeks. You know who the dogs should just go and get? Go and get Riley O'Brien. Just go and get him. Riley O'Brien. Riley O'Brien. Are we on? Yeah, we are. How handy would he be right now as a backup Ruckman to Tim English?
The guy can't even get a game. Go and get him.
So hang on.
I just need to think this through.
Kingy. I'm asking you about Jacob Wittering and Zach Butters, and you've gone to Riley O'Brien.
My mind drifted, but they need a ruck. Lack of concentration. In terms of their list management, it was a significant error not to have any backup support.
The ruck thing with you.
On your list. You don't know where you sit with the rucks.
Yeah, I do. Good clubs have a good ruck when you're on standby.
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