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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Good morning everyone. Happy Monday. Welcome to another week to all the mad cuddlers out there. I hope they're fired up for a big one. We've got a bit to get through this morning. All the usual segments that you love. Tommy Morrison stopped by live in the studio. For the extended agenda, Dean Cox, didn't they turn one on on Saturday? The coach of the Swans.
He's going to have a chat to us and your feedback. 1-300-736-736. This is the Scramble for Revo Fitness. Train before work from $9.69 per week at Revo Fitness. The best analyst in the game and the number one fan of James Heard is alongside of me, David Kings. He's named King. Good morning. You've got to love the game, Cornsy. Get back in love with the game, please. How are you, mate?
How's the weekend been? Been good? You had a quiet weekend? A bit of time off? Reasonably quiet. Did a bit of crunching on Saturday.
Where did you crunch on Saturday?
You got a bit feisty on Saturday. Which was nice. Did it get a bit feisty on Saturday? Got a fraction heated, yes. Did you get a stripping down from during the wait? I got a bit of a stripping down, yeah. I got a bit of a talking to. I did hear that. I did find myself chuckling as I was driving around town. Yep. It was a good show, actually. I enjoyed Saturday. Thank you. Very enjoyable.
How did you go? You were everywhere? Well, we're just doing what we do. Actually, I'll tell you what I did. I did what I did on Saturday. So I had an opportunity, I had an hour or two to spare, which is quite rare on a Saturday early afternoon.
So I went and had a look at the Pascal Vale versus Drew Starrs challenge because one of my daughter's partners plays for one of the teams and I don't get a chance.
How did you go?
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Chapter 2: How did Kane and Kingy spend their weekend?
It was hilarious. So Pascoe Vail versus Dudas and Paco had a good win. Barry Prendergast, you know Barry? He's a good AFL name. He's coaching the Duda Stars, boys say. And Daniel Harris, you know Daniel? I know Daniel, good North Melbourne player, good inside mid. And a ripper fella.
Ripper fella.
I mean, Essendon could still use Goldie at full forward, I reckon. Or they could use him, couldn't they? The way they're going. What I witnessed on the weekend, he might have just sort of slowed down a fraction of the big man. He'd still be winning their best and fairest, Goldie. I promise. Pinky would be winning their best and fairest. Don't worry about Goldie.
So it was a lot of fun to get back, and I'm looking forward to the footy update this morning from those around the Burbs and what's happened, what's gone on, who's kicked bags, who's done what. Maybe players we know would be nice, names we know. Sports update. Yeah, we'll get to that. How are we looking for the balls for balls? Oh, man. We were in here. Again, another responsibility you shirked.
We had half a dozen of them. Even Sam Thompson got involved. I saw Level 5 was involved. Oh, man. Level 5 was heavily involved. We've put numbers to 648 balls, table tennis balls. I felt guilty. Mate, I haven't seen as many table tennis balls as this since the 98 footy trip. I'm telling you. They were everywhere.
They were everywhere.
These ones are a bit cheaper, actually. Morning level five? No. I think I can say that at 6.04, can't I? So, yeah, now we put numbers on all of them. So, again, another responsibility you weren't here for. Yeah, I felt guilty. Oh, sure you did. You guys doing all the hard work. We've got a bit of an investigation we were to get to this morning. Look, there's a lot of stuff. I've got another.
I'm going to expose Tom Morris again. Again? Yeah. Yep. Extraordinary.
What's he done now?
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Chapter 3: What are the key talking points from the weekend's footy games?
Should we give him a week? Just suspend him for a week. I didn't know how to deal with him, to be honest.
I'm serious.
Next Monday, we just give him the arse. Yeah, well, leading team style, sort of sit him up in front of the group and give him some feedback.
No, let's sack him next Monday. I don't want him. As a sign of a lack of respect for the captain, he can sit out for a week.
Genuine lack of respect. Couldn't believe it.
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Chapter 4: Who needs to pull their socks up in the AFL?
I was like, it actually hurt my feelings. Anyway. I don't care what happens in footy this week. He is not on our show next Monday. He can come in today and he can plead his case. He can explain himself today. Because, look, unless there's another Tom Morris flying around with nice sharp teeth and a good head of hair, I don't think there is.
You and I chatted last week and we're going to do our All-Australian team, which I had to put together, but I don't know whether we're going to have a chance. Oh, now everyone's done it, though. Because you were spot on here. I said to you. You were spot on. You texted me and said, let's do our All-Australian team before every other pickle gets theirs done. And we had ours done.
I think Tom came in and he was talking that much rubbish that it sort of, and then by the end of it, we had to read all our sponsors and we were gone. We were done.
We were done.
So it takes me to a different path, right? Because it then steers me back to the balls trying to do it. Yeah, which is a bit of an honor anyway. Which I really enjoy more than the other. And look, it's been hard to fill this year. It is looking for the first time in the Ball Australian team that we'll have the same back-to-back captain. No. Luke Sayers. He's had two strong seasons. He has.
It's undeniable his impact on footy the last 18 months. It is. So, look, we've gained another position on the weekend. I'm not sure whether you're aware of this. But at a point in time where I opened the Herald Sun on a weekend and I said there's been another five machete attacks out at High Point. There's been eight tobacco joints been set fire to and 14 stabbings. down Dandenong Way.
But thank God the cops were able to get hold of Lockie Daviston for throwing three eggs out at Rodeville. I mean, where would the nation be if we couldn't knock that sort of behavior on the head straight away? That's a good point. Oh, man. The city's a mess. You can't drive through the joint without ducking for cover with trauma everywhere, and we're locking up.
I'm so glad we're stamping out egging. I can sleep well knowing that Lockie Doverson's been cautioned for reggae. We can't walk past that. No way. Not on our watch. Poor bugger. Anyway, he's got... So does he make the ball Australian team? He's a lock for the forward pocket. Straight in. That sort of stuff we recognise. We've got an umpire this year. Nick Foote's in there.
He actually takes the place of Troy Purnell from last year, so Nick Foote's in. Right. Troy's a bit stiff because he's still... What about Brent Wallace? He's got to get a gig, doesn't he, after that call? We might have more umpires than players. He thinks he's captain. You're naming him now. He's got some competition with Luke if you think you're captain.
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Chapter 5: What are the key concerns regarding Hugh McCluggage's performance?
He's fumbly. He just needs a mini preseason for me. And if we're still alive when you come back in four to five weeks super sharp and super fit, then that's a bonus. If not, then we might put a line through you for the rest of the year if there's no point us being in a position to win it again.
That's, I think, the conversation you need to have with Hugh McCluggage because he's fumbly and he doesn't look like he's got any confidence in his body at all. Let's have a listen to Chris Fagan just on how he saw that performance in the last three weeks.
I thought we got a bit of confidence back in the last quarter, but there seemed to be a lot of lack of confidence in the first three.
Chapter 6: How does Chris Fagan assess the team's performance over the last few weeks?
So there's a positive there. Too many of our really good players down. You only have to look at their numbers to identify who they are.
And that's obvious. They've got a tough run. They've got the Suns at People First Stadium this weekend. Then they've got Richmond in the bye, but then Sydney and Geelong. So it's not an ideal time to put Hugh out for a block of training. I just don't think he can do it.
Chapter 7: What is the latest on the leak at the Western Bulldogs?
They've maybe got to move him to half-back or... Yeah, not in his current state, though. I'm not sure what he's doing for you. Anyway, you can have your say on that. We'll get to the other games on the other side of this. The pie's on the agenda. Kingy wants to speak about the Tigers. I want to find the leak at the Dogs. Who is the leak at the Dogs? A Four Corns' investigation.
Coming up as we get to the bottom of who is leaking the info out of the Western Bulldogs. That's our first thoughts.
Chapter 8: What are the implications of Collingwood's current state on their future?
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Ballers a little bit later on and we'll get to the bottom of the leak at the Dogs. All right, what now for Collingwood as they went down in a close one. You were there, Kingy. Interested in your thoughts on Saturday night against the Dogs. Firstly, let's have a listen to the coach who says they're just average.
Yeah, we're middle of the road. That's a reality. Process driven tonight. They think most of the processes were good. We were a work in progress. We think there's some real growth in front of us. We always say that. What we're playing now, we think we're going to be better. About six weeks ago, you would have thought we're heading towards the bottom of the ladder.
We played the top four teams that are sitting on the ladder now. We took them all to the line, barring the Cats, who taught us a lesson. Our best is good enough. We're just going to make sure we're playing a bit more of our best, more consistently.
So they, well, it's a credit to them for being as competitive as what they are with what they've got. That's my view on that. You know, that's my view. I think their list is very ordinary. So shout out to the coaching and to the players for getting these results with what they've got. They play Melbourne this week on Monday, then some winnable games against Port Adelaide and Richmond.
Where do you see them? And what did you think on Saturday night, Kingy? Well, they've just got some tough decisions to make, haven't they? I mean, what is the goal right now? If the goal is to not necessarily stay competitive but to set for another premiership, they're in all sorts.
But in terms of staying competitive, they can roll on with the bulk of what they've got and have these sorts of performances that are, you know, in the end, 50-50 game in the balance. Does Nick get it done for you? Doesn't he? They can have that sort of performance for the next three years. But they don't have enough coming through in terms of the younger brigade.
We've spoken about that for a while. That's nothing new. They probably know that. So what do they do? Do they go and get Lockie Neal and say, well, at least we give Nick a running mate? At least we can then – if we do hang on to Penderbury, we can move him outside of the square and maybe he can go to halfback for 40 more games or 30 more games whilst we –
continue to develop the next wave if there is a next wave. You feel like that's what they're going to do don't you? That's what I feel like they're going to do. There's no other option is there?
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