Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Yes, I DD this footy season. Get your warehouse working smarter. Visit decksinvictoria.com.au today and Togan Mobile. Togan.com. Clickin' awesome. Kane and Kingy. Fire. Well, it's a very good morning to all the ballers out there. Rise and grind to those of you who wake up to us at 6.01. We love you the most.
Chapter 2: What are the key highlights from the weekend's footy?
Thanks for your company on what is going to be a huge Monday. It's May the 4th already. Beck Danaher is going to join us from Freeze MND. What a cause that has been. Can't wait to check in with Beck. Tom Morris with all the footy news. He'll stick around for the agenda live in the studio. All the segments you know and you love. Pull your socks up. The Monday agenda.
Are you tapping your microphone? Just checking it's working.
Just checking it's working.
What, have you only been doing this for 10 years? No, I've just moved it. Jeez, you're hot on me. If my chair moves, I farted. If my mic moves, I'm not switched on. That voice is the man of the best analyst in football who had a late night, it must be said.
Chapter 3: Who is Beck Danaher and what is her role in FightMND?
I didn't consume any of your first crack last night. I was out. I was gone. I was asleep, Kingy, so you're a better man than me. Never doubted you. Good morning to you. Morning, Conzie. Strong weekend. Strong weekend. I tell you, we're going to be tiptoeing this morning. No, we're not. We're straight in. We're going to be watching what we say today.
Why? Oh, she was a strong set tonight.
Chapter 4: What are the reactions to the Monday Agenda?
Woody in the morning, Woody in the evening.
Well, it's just another one for the King Files. The King Files are expanding and growing. And look, let's start here because I can probably only do it at this hour. Otherwise, there's too many kids that are going to be driving on the way to school. But just add this to the King Files. You've got to make a change to that mix. Who do you love? Cumming. I love Cumming.
I think he's going to be a sensation. Cumming. I love Cumming. It doesn't sound great on the shorts. Doesn't it?
I've only heard it 4,000 times.
Listen, anyone out there doesn't think I've seen it, right? You've seen it. I've seen it, trust me. Don't need to send it through. How many people tweeted us that grab? It was very funny. I had no idea, right? Even at the time, I had no idea. And my God, Kath Loughnan and Jack Riewoldt hit the deck in a heartbeat after the camera sort of, that little red light went off. They just went crazy.
I don't think Jay knew. I think Jay was a bit like me. Jay's a bit slow. Well, I did see Jack's face. Very funny. Did a good job. Maybe his best moment in media so far to hold it in and not laugh. I thought that was hilarious. What did you know? As soon as the camera went off? Yeah, they hit the deck and I thought, what the hell are they doing? What's happened to you? What have I said?
Oh, Fox wants you to be authentic, right? They want you to be real, and if you want to say what you want to say, just get it out there. It's like that time you called someone a mad cuddler. Mad cuddler. The mad cuddler. Don't worry. It was a mad cuddler, all right. Straight away, I thought, you know what? It's a good opportunity for merch in a fireball. Yes.
You just whack that on a hat and see how it sells. Well, the hats are selling out. If you want any slogans, let us know. I reckon just a hat with ILC on it will get it done. If you know, you know.
ILC. It'll be our first unisex offering.
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Chapter 5: What insights do Kane and Kingy share about player performance?
He's played just short of 60 games. You're seeing him just become – you're probably seeing his ceiling at AFL level. In a different system that probably works for him more than the Gold Coast system, to be fair. And they have that much talent. These sorts of guys get pushed to the side. The Holman, Rosas types, they get moved out. I don't have the answer to that.
He'd be a different player at the Suns.
We wouldn't see this at the Suns.
Well, we've seen him. You're right. We've seen him at the Suns. But not do this. No, at all. So did they write him off too quickly? Should they have been more patient with him? Did they know what they had? Did they have the right role for him? These are all the questions. But I'm looking, they're desperately in need of a small forward goal coast.
They've got one who's kicked four goals and the rest are,
mediums and talls and then they've got roses kicking five and a half and seven for the game and you go i hope that doesn't come back to bite them on the final well it's it's one of those roles that when you haven't got it it stands out like you know i won't say what it stands out like because i'll get in trouble again you're getting in trouble with level five where when did um do you know what i found out during the week what's that there's another level above level five
What do you mean? Hang on a sec. I feel like we haven't maxed out yet. We've got some growth. That's my point. Right. Not literally another level, but there's another step. Another level of management. Yes, that progresses you above level five. Wow, mate. Watch us get loose now. Where do they hide these people? We haven't even scratched the surface yet. What are their names? Do we know?
I don't want to put a name to it.
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Chapter 6: How do they evaluate the Brisbane Lions' current situation?
Do you know their names? Yes.
Male or female?
I had a chat to this level, a friendly, very friendly. Male or female? And they said... I think it's narrowed down a little. It's always good if you don't hear from me. Hang on, this didn't come up at six. Why are you hearing from this person first? No, I just ran into this person. Anyway, so we're going okay. Initials? You want to speak about Brisbane? Any initials?
Kingy, you want to speak about Brisbane? Above Hutchie? You mad cuddler. I don't think it's above, just below. Above level five? Just below Hutchie, I think. I'm going to have to follow that up. Brisbane, they look a little bit bored with footy at the moment, don't they? And when they want to flex, when they flex, it's game to bed in 15 minutes. What they did on the weekend, they just had fun.
They were like a cat toying with a mouse for about 100 minutes. Kick the ball around, play a bit of uncontested footy. They can't defend. Let's just have some fun here. How much talent they got. All of a sudden, Wilmot just gets his 32 and he's bombing them from outside 50. Like, Lohman's probably going at 60% of his.
He dropped more than he took, Lohman.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of the whiteboard leak in the AFL?
I know. Rainer's the same. You've spoken about him. Logan Morris is a freak. There's just talent coming everywhere. So they got Carlton this Friday night. I think that's your game, isn't it? That would be a seven game, not my game. Oh, sorry. I thought you were part of the fraternity over there. We're always on Friday night. What do you mean? That's your game. Yes. Seven do Friday night.
Two games again. Yeah, there's one in Adelaide as well. But I would think that that would be the main one.
What was your take on the Brisbane white forward fight?
Fiasco.
Chapter 8: What initiatives are being discussed regarding MND and the Big Freeze?
Well, can I get to that on the other side of this? Because I do want to come off the long run here. Well, a really quick one. Have you re-addressed your St Kilda percentage discussion? Well, they've beaten West Coast and Carlton. Oh, so now it doesn't matter. Well, that's a combined three wins. Come back to me. It's just a question. They were 90% when you mentioned it. Now they're about 115%.
Well done.
And you said the greatest indicator is percentage.
Yeah.
No, he said, if you take win loss out of it, we've improved. And I said, well, let's take win loss out of it. And they hadn't improved. But have they now? Now they're at 115%? You would hope that they'd be beating two teams.
He'll be listening. He's a closet baller.
You would hope that they would be beating two teams. Even they would admit that it might combine three games for the year. Does percentage matter now is what I'm asking. All these St Kilda clowns tweeting me on the way. I said, well done. You know how much restraint that took me not to reply? I was disappointed. Well done. I was disappointed. Well done, you idiots. Keep going with it, guys.
West Coast and Colton. You'll break him. Well done. I was so pleased with myself. Great. That's growth from me. Well, disappointingly so.
It seems you've spoken to whoever it is.
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