Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Kane and Kingy.
6.01 on the dot. It's a very good morning to you, my ballers. We have a huge Monday morning coming up for you. Patrick Dangerfield is going to join us, the Geelong captain. The Cats are flying. Tom Morris is also flying. He'll stop by live in the studio, as he always does. He'll stick around for the agenda, which is going to be stacked today.
Our first thoughts on what was an unbelievable round of football. Upsets galore. The reigning premiers are in all sorts of trouble. First thoughts there to take you through all nine games and your feedback to finish. We'd love your thoughts. Send them through. Text us, call us. Saw so many ballers in Adelaide at the footy on Saturday night. So many said to me, get your hand off my penis.
And I said, hey, not here, not here. I've got my kids with me. That laugh is of the best analyst in football. He joins me, David Kingsley's name. Kingy, good morning. Morning, Cornsy.
Chapter 2: What are the first thoughts on the weekend of footy?
That happens a lot. So that little spot we've got at the MCG where there's a little bit of glass behind us but it doesn't quite go all the way, which I'm not sure why they did that when they made that. It's prone to a little bit of feedback. Yeah. And there's a little bit of get your hand off comes every now and then. I think, did that go to where? I wonder if that went so far so good.
I'm going to watch out for that now. If you listen really carefully, I reckon you'll hear it because it's starting to get louder. How was the weekend? Have a good weekend? Pretty good. Yep. Got home the long way on Friday, so it was good to get home and see the kids for the first time in a while, so that was lovely.
Chapter 3: What feedback do listeners want to share?
Sleeping my own bed. What did you do for them? Did you do anything for them? Did you shout them a bit of dinner or something? A good catch-up? Yeah, we just hung out. There was a nice couple of home-cooked meals, which was nice. Yeah, it was beautiful. That's very nice. Caught up on some sleep, a bit of work, but no, it was good. What about you? You were everywhere.
Yeah, well, it was a footy weekend. Yeah, standard issue. It was great to be there Saturday. It really was. Yeah, it was all right. Amazing, amazing. You just knew it would be. You just knew that Collingwood were going to do it the absolute way they should. But when they revealed the gold numbers on the back of every jumper, it looked amazing. TV didn't do it justice.
There was 90,000 there, and I'm sure they'll all agree with me, that when they come up that race, you went, wow, have a look at that. That is quite unique and special. And the joint was buzzing. On wrap day one, and everyone's saying, oh, you can't support one team. You can't barrack for one team. I saw you got some feedback on that. I want to club some people, seriously.
You clubbed a couple back. Well, I did because that's just stupid, isn't it? We've got the greatest celebration we're going to have for a while. Let's just hope they win and can celebrate it properly. With the Jamie Elliott injury, maybe we were robbed of that at the end. But well done, Collingwood. Well done, Collingwood fans.
I mean, they know how to celebrate and they know how to turn up in droves. It was a great day to beat the G. Well done. If you were there, let us know your thoughts on that. This is a scramble for Revo Fitness. Train before work from $9.69 per week at Revo Fitness. Now, there's a bit of stuff we've got to get through this morning.
As always, King, I'm not exactly sure where you want to start if you're passionate about something, but... I just want to start because we've- How's your panel going in the studio? Where's your coffee? Is it? Yeah, no. I've just sort of- Are you breaking the rules? No, I'm not breaking the rules. I had to sit over in the corner, the naughty chair over in the corner. Level five. Where's my lift?
Where's the sound effect at level five? No, no. I would not break the rules. I'm just reading this top text here. Boys, I saw JK's Falcon in the car park leaving Kidinia Park on Saturday night. It was like seeing a unicorn.
Exactly.
He's not here today. No, it must be Bunga Runga Mark II. Is it Eurovision? Is it the repercharge or something? This is where the magic happens, baby. Was it spotted in the wild? In the wild, it's getting here fast. We should have something. We should actually. If you do see the Fairmont, I need photographic evidence of where it is. JK's going to be papped wherever he goes. I love it. I love it.
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Chapter 4: What insights do Kane and Kingy have about recent performances?
You know when those people go on hunger strikes? I think that's just what it is for Ross at the moment. He'll be back. He'll be back. It's on us to get him back. Now, I'm going to get the official numbers and... Oh, hang on. I've just got the official number. What did the AAA just say then? They're just writing that down. So on Friday, we launched the Balls for Ballers. My word.
The Sherrins going to the local footy clubs. And I stupidly thought we would have, say, I don't know, 80 clubs, 90 clubs. I would have thought 60 would have been a good result. We'll go and cap it at 50 because if you say 100, you don't get 100. You look really stupid, right? So if we cap it at 50, you can have some unlucky clubs. You're fat on your own.
How many clubs do you reckon we had nominate? Well, I know the answer. Oh, that's disappointing. Triple agent wrote it on my screen. Oh, you peanut. Seriously. You wrote it right there. What are you doing, man? It's hard to play guess who with you, isn't it? But I would have probably said... No, he's not happy with that. I would have said like 90. 617 clubs.
617 clubs have registered for the Sherons. Yeah. And thank you very much to our friends at Sheron who are coming on Friday. And this is going to cause some logistical problems. It is. And I'll tell you what it's really going to do. It's going to test the integrity of our digital department and our back office people. Yeah.
Because I saw them swooning around the names out there going, oh, you can't let them in. Oh, you can't let that team in. And their own teams were getting nominated very early on. There's been some bias, has there? Well, they're campaigning. I say, hey, guys, this is not like the bloody Kilcunda Bass. No, the raffle. Not the raffle that wins you an $80,000 car. This is fair dinkum.
This is sharing footies. Anyway, I'll tell you what now. Kilcunda Bass will not be winning anything, Sam. Take their names straight out. I'll tell you what I was disappointed with. Because we got some great nominees. The Langey Twos. The Lange Warren Twos. So Langey Twos nominated. So the seniors can get stuff. If these footies go to Langey. Straight to the Twos.
They're getting the early game action. I was disappointed to read Old Scotch. Now, bugger me. They could buy half the competitions in Melbourne. As if they're doing it hard. If you're going to put old, if anything with old comes in, I'm reserving the right. If you haven't read the T's and C's, I can veto any of these suggestions. So are you eliminating them officially? So we're down to 616.
I'm going to ring old Scotch today. And I'm going to have a little chat, just see how things are going. I need them to open their books up. Because as we know, they don't pay players in the Vafa. As we know, they stick by the rules. I feel like they look at us and they see us from their lofty towers and they think this has got like NDIS or some sort of COVID written all over it.
Let's get involved in this and we'll find a way to win it. Machete bins. I'm telling you now, Old Scotch. You're millions, millions to one. It's not winning it. It's as simple as that. So the blokes out the back, their teams, I think we're going to disqualify them. Yeah, fair enough because they'll probably – it's like the NBA lottery.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of umpire training hours?
And he just basically made it impossible for the forward to get past to protect his teammate taking an intercept mark. And the umpire paid that. And I thought, what is he paying this for? What's going on? Exactly. That's exactly right. Charlie Cameron got one from Harry Oliver, the second game on the weekend, straight after that Cam Rainer one. And now what the forwards do, they're smart.
If they feel any sort of... You've got to put your arms somewhere, right? So they do this sort of stupid wiggle motion like, oh, he's holding me. He's not. And the umpires fall for it. Now, I've heard that the umpires have three hours contact training a week. Three hours. That's what I've heard from Clubland. Three hours contact training during the season per week.
Is that enough for these umpires who earn, if you're good, more than an assistant coach who have 60 hours contact? What we're going to do. I'm going to ask Tom Morris about that to follow that up this morning.
Chapter 6: How does the public perceive umpiring decisions?
What we're going to do. What are we going to do? Before we leave this morning, and you're going to have to hang around until 9.05, it'll hurt you, but you're going to have to do it, right? We're coming up with a Billy Madison-style board of floppers that should never get another look in.
Let's do it on air.
Divers, floppers. Well, we can. See, you won't even give me five minutes. You won't even give me five minutes. I will, but it's better if we do it on air.
Chapter 7: What are the key points regarding player injuries and team management?
All right. Okay. I'll tell you what we'll do. Give us ten minutes or so and we'll go head-to-head. We'll just go name after name. And they should not get another free kick like this for four weeks. Like a tennis match? Yeah, like a tennis match. Okay. All right. We'll do that a little bit. Just to put a bow on this and to finish it off, here is Damien Harbwick speaking on umpiring after the game.
I've said this before. The game of AFL is the hardest game in the world to umpire. If you go back to 1984, I'll challenge you to do this.
Chapter 8: What insights does Patrick Dangerfield share about his career?
Go and have a look at the rule book then compared to the rule back now. Good luck. You know, I challenge anyone to umpire a game. It is really, really tough. And, you know, once again, we add layers and interpretation. We've got four umpires and every person's interpretation, mine and yours will differ. Mine and yours will differ. It's very, very tough.
So end of the day, don't look at the umpires. Let's look at the rule book and let's figure out what that looks like. Pretty well said. And I'll tell you who's relieved. It's Nick Larkey for taking the advantage. Oh, what about that? So what's with that as well? Is that still a rule that the player opts to take the advantage or not? There was another one in Dudley with the Fremantle game.
So Larkey missed it and then the ball bobbled and another Kangaroos player threw the foot at it and kicked it out of bounds. That would have been the worst way to lose a game of all time. I know. That's the skipper. All right, 1-300-736-736. Rant over. A lot of other footy we've got to get through as well. Good rant. I just had enough on the weekend. Welcome back. I like your listening.
I know the CEO listens to us, Andrew Dillon. He's a baller. Genuine baller. Yeah. Deals. No. Deals. It's a swanny job. It's a Swanee job, but Dills and Swanee get together. Are you happy with some of those soft free kicks that were played on the weekend? You let us know. He doesn't strike me as a flopper. And I don't think, hand on heart, they could be. Definitely not a flopper, Dills.
He wouldn't have been a flopper, Swanee. Dills is a hard-hungry guy with your football. An old Zavs man. I know. They're probably down for the footies. Fireballs for Dexian. Unlock your warehouse's potential with the latest innovations from Dexian and for DD. Yes, I DD this footy season. You are listening to Fireball. Cain and Kingy. Our first thoughts on Fireball.
If you've got a thought, let us know. It's the Host Plus Name Best Superfund by Money Magazine. Kingy, have you got any first thoughts? I've got some names for you. I've got some names for you. Oh, tennis. We're doing the tennis match now. Yeah, absolutely. Let's put a bow on this one. I thought I had a bit more time. I'll give you some names. You tell me if I'm right or I'm wrong. Okay. Zerha.
Give me a little ding across. Thumbs up, thumbs down. Wasn't top of mind. Nick Dacos. Yep. What was the pool? Thumbs up. Absolutely. Josh Rochelle. Thumbs up. Watson. No. Nick Watson. Not for me. Not anymore. Nick Watson. Not a flopper. Not a flopper. No. Tom Papley. Thumbs up. Exaggerator. Zach Williams. Hall of Fame. Yep. That's a double tick. Cam Arena. Well, after the weekend, yes.
Logan Morris. Not top of mind, no. Keep your eye out, Cam. Okay, I will. Charlie Cameron. Not a full – there's different levels. He's on the lower level. He's an exaggerator. Pick and stick style. Thumbs up, thumbs down. Yes or no? No. Weak. Jack Higgins. Oh, come on. Come on. Okay. Thumbs up. Thumbs up. I'll take your word for it. Liam Ryan. Liam Ryan.
It wasn't in the forefront of my mind, no. Those guys, the bulk of those guys are high up in the forward 50 free kicks and goals from free kicks. Goals from free kicks. That's my list, right? If I see those guys, I'm going to put them on the Billy Madison style whiteboard next week. You're harsh on the forwards. Well, they're the floppers. Backs don't flop. The men's department, no way.
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