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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Kane and Kingy.
601 on the dot. Good morning, everyone. Happy Monday. Welcome to another week to all the mad cuddlers out there.
Chapter 2: What does Kane mean by 'stripping down' from Whateley?
I hope they're fired up for a big one. We've got a bit to get through this morning. All the usual segments that you love. Tommy Morrison stopped by live in the studio for the extended agenda. Dean Cox, didn't they turn one on on Saturday? The coach of the Swans. He's going to have a chat. to us and your feedback. 1-300-736-736. This is the Scramble for Revo Fitness.
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You've got to love the game, Cornsy. Get back in love with the game, please. How are you, mate? How's the weekend been? Been good? You had a quiet weekend? A bit of time off?
Reasonably quiet.
Chapter 3: What insights does Kingy share about local footy on Saturday?
Did a bit of crunching on Saturday. I heard you crunching on Saturday. Got a bit feisty on Saturday. Which was nice.
Did it get a bit feisty on Saturday? Got a fraction heated, yes. Did you get a stripping down from during the wait?
I got a bit of a stripping down, yeah. I got a bit of a talking to.
I did hear that. I did find myself chuckling as I was driving around town. Yep. It was a good show, actually. I enjoyed Saturday. Thank you. Thank you. Very enjoyable. How did you go? You were everywhere? Well, we're just doing what we do. Actually, I'll tell you what I did. I did what I did on Saturday.
So I had an opportunity, I had an hour or two to spare, which is quite rare on a Saturday early afternoon. So I went and had a look at the Pascal Vale versus Judas Dazs. because one of my daughter's partners plays for one of the teams and I don't get a chance, so I thought I'd go.
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Chapter 4: What happened with Tom Morris and the Ball-Australian team's captain?
Well, I'll tell you what I want to talk about. If you thought Todd Goldstein was a large presence on the AFL scene, you should see him playing semi-local footy. Is he still playing? Yeah. He loves it. He loves it. And you should see the size of the great man versus the rest. He tackled a bloke on the weekend. He just ragdolled him. It was hilarious.
So Pascal Valle versus Dudas and Paco had a good win. Barry Prendergast, you know Barry. He's a good AFL name. He's coaching the Duda Stars, boys say. And Daniel Harris, you know Daniel?
I know Daniel, good North Melbourne player, good inside mid. And a ripper fella. Ripper fella. I mean, Essendon could still use Goldie at full forward, I reckon.
Chapter 5: What are the latest updates on Alex de Minaur's performance at the French Open?
Or they could use him, couldn't they?
Well... The way they're going. What I witnessed on the weekend, he might have just sort of slowed down a fraction of the big man.
He'd still be winning their best and fairest, Goldie. I promise.
Pinky would be winning their fixed affairs. So it was a lot of fun to get back and I'm looking forward to the footy update this morning for those around the burbs and what's happened, what's gone on, who's kicked bags, who's done what. Maybe players we know would be nice, names we know.
Sports update, yeah, we'll get to that. How are we looking for the balls for ballers?
Oh, man. We were in here. Again, another responsibility you shirked. We had half a dozen of them. Even Sam Thompson got involved.
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Chapter 6: How did Eddy Cornes perform in his local footy return?
I saw Level 5 was involved. Oh, man. Level 5 was heavily involved. We've put numbers to 648 balls, table tennis balls.
I felt guilty.
Mate, I haven't seen as many table tennis balls as this since the 98 footy trip. I'm telling you. They were everywhere. They were everywhere. These ones are a bit cheaper, actually. Morning Level 5? No. I think I can say that at 6.04, can't I? So, yeah, now we put numbers on all of them. So, again, another responsibility you weren't here for.
Yeah, I felt guilty. Oh, sure you did. You guys doing all the hard work. We've got a bit of an investigation we were to get to this morning. Look, there's a lot of stuff.
Chapter 7: What is the significance of 'Balls for Ballers' in this episode?
I've got another. I'm going to expose Tom Morris again. Again? Yeah. Yep. Extraordinary. What's he done now? Should we go there now? Yeah, absolutely. Extraordinary. He'll be in soon. So your man, Mark Robinson. Great man. Of course. Good mate of mine. Don't go hanging shooting. I like Robbo. I love Robbo. Every now and then, he goes on these epic. Facebook rants. It's sort of his vehicle now.
It's all right. Everyone needs an outlet. No. So then he's a fraction more obsessed with me than what Damo is because I cop these drive-bys.
Flavor bastard for that comic.
I cop these drive-bys all the time in Mark Robinson's Facebook posts. And he goes there late at night. And on the weekend, he went there after Patrick Cripps, of course, his heroics kicked the match-winning goal. Robbo said, champs get ridden off every second week in today's hammer-blow headline-gramming and toxic footy world. It's a good line, isn't it? Does Korn still want to trade him?
Still want to take the captaincy off him. Cripps is a gladiator, an amazing leader. And it goes on and on and on. No worries, Robert. You made your point. I get you. Strong point. Yeah, strong point. And I can handle that. And then I look through. I thought, okay, let's see how much feedback this sort of post has got. And I look through and I'm seeing it's got 214 likes.
And you wouldn't believe who sided with Robbo, none other than Tom Morris with a big fat like on this post. And it's just staring me in the face, Tom Morris. has sided with Robinson. We've built Tom Morris on this program. He was on his knees. Emergency fireballs. On the canvas. We could have get anyone to do the emergency fireballs.
We had him in here talking shit about cricket when no one cared. Correct. He wasn't allowed to talk about cricket.
Doing the weather. Doing the weather.
Doing the finance. Snow reports. We actually made up stuff just to get him back involved.
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Chapter 8: What controversies surround Tom Morris this week?
I'm going to have to cut him free. Oh, no. It was July 21, 2018, when I first hashtagged D-Rod for GF. You did. In fact, the original tweet said, He took it too far on Friday night when he was blinded, cleaned up, half on the deck and still refused to go upstairs. Such was his pride. Well... You're on your own here from now on, D-Rod. I can't be putting up with that stuff, mate.
He's going back into the pack with the regular flag wavers, the Calico Kings, such as people you've never heard of. Matt Durbin, Adam Wojciech, or as they like to call him down there, the Polish Prince of the Posts. You know Adam Wojciech? You don't remember Adam Wojciech? This incident years ago. Up it goes, rebound again off the hands of the pack. Dusty, Dusty, Dusty, Dusty!
Dusty's cleaned up the goal! I think he's got it! He dislocated his shoulder. Oh, that's right. That's my man, the Polish Prince of the Posts. I'm back on board the Polish Prince.
So where are you left with D-Rock? Nah, that's it.
It's over. He's dead to me. Done. Yeah, no, I can't be putting up with this. He's on the deck making shit up.
It's cost him the game. It cost him the game. It's cost him the whole game.
Just because he wouldn't go upstairs. Come on. So that's it. An eight-year relationship. You'll never see me again. I'll be back. No, no, no. We can't be putting up with this. I'm with Swanee. We're not putting up with this stuff.
You know what I'm not putting up with anymore either is Edmund storming into the studio on Friday trying to get some receipts out of a bet that I'd made a long, long time ago. Here is Sammy on Friday with us.
I've got a receipt here that says that Kane was going to get a tattoo of a demon on his backside if Alex Demon won a Grand Slam. Yes, no chance. Over at the French Open, the developments here are Yannick Sinner, out. Carlos Alcaraz, out. Oh, boy. The Demon, into the third round. Third round only. Second round didn't have to play. Walk over. So looking fresh and looking dangerous.
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