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Chapter 1: What did Kane and Kingy do over the long weekend?
Oh, morning to you, ballers. Public holiday. We're still here.
Of course we are still here because you know what? We get up early and do the work, ballers. There's no way we're going to get beaten by what we know in a round where five of, what is it, seven games have been decided by six points or less. It's been amazing. Tom Morris live in the studio with all the news. Plenty of that.
A lot of controversy, some iffy umpiring decisions, perhaps costing some teams some games. Big, big morning coming up. We've got a whole lot of ping pong balls on the desk in front of Kingy. 600-odd ping-pong balls. Balls for ballers, if you don't mind. So if your name gets called out, you want to be ringing us with inside 10 minutes for your chance for 10 new shiny Sherons.
All the segments you know and love, as always, the Monday Agenda Fireball Feedback. Our first thoughts from an epic, epic round of football. and we will get stuck into it in the next three hours. David King's the best analyst in football. The laptop has become contagious. We'll get to that shortly.
Kingy, good morning. Morning, Cornsy. I'd love to say it's great to be here, but I don't know if it is anymore. No, it's not. No public holiday, Sean, nah.
Where is everyone? Where would you have them off? Where's level five?
I tell you what, it was easy to get a car park downstairs and there'll be no traffic problems on the way out, I don't reckon. No complaints about pinching someone's car park this morning. Looking forward to catching up with Sam for a coffee after the show. Maybe Jules will drop in. They won't be here. What do you mean? Hutch will be here. Looking forward to that.
He hasn't had a day off since he turned 18. The means test. What time's that kick off?
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Chapter 2: What controversies arose from the recent football games?
Not opening. We wheel him in for that. Not Sammy Edmund again. He will be. No, no. Poor old Sammy Edmund. Sammy. Give him five minutes. Give him five minutes. Can't be Whitey, surely. Whitey's been flying everywhere. I only see Whitey at airports these days.
Chapter 3: How did Kingy use ping pong balls in today's show?
He was in Adelaide on Thursday night. Remember the Jerry Maguire movie? He just waves at his ex-misses at every airport. I'm like that with Whitey. Feels like me. What a weekend, eh? How good's footy? Huge. How good's footy? They were mainly close games, except for the team I support. That was close.
What happened to them? I don't know. 19 goals in a row. Really starting to shoot. 19.
Tenga, tenga, tenga. Vroom, vroom, vroom.
Chapter 4: What are the first thoughts on the latest round of football?
No, we want the, are we ever going to see finals again? That's what we want. Give me a bit of that this morning. I'm not sure we are.
Oh, I thought we'd... Turn the corner. Got a couple of wickets, didn't we? A few people just... Here we go. He's doing an in? Yep.
Went down to Arden Street, there's murals on the wall. Oh, that's my favourite one.
Of all of them, that's my favourite. Yeah, we got a newie. Did we?
We got a newie. We've been busy. We got in early this morning. Even on a public holiday? Got up early. Wow. Did the work. It's not our best work, right? But it's public holiday and I thought, you know what? We just need a little wedge or two to get us through the morning. Slow. It's emotional. It's sad. St Kilda, I'm giving up on you.
Hayley with a handball.
Sarong on the left. Sarong. Sarong. Sarong.
Your season's done and you know it too. Just, it's poor Boston Kilda. They'll be kicking themselves. Grundy Tahini is the play every time. TDK, Naz and Philippou. Jeez, you just knew what was going to happen up here. We've been saying it all night and then exactly what did happen.
St Kilda, I'm giving up on you. Stop that.
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Chapter 5: Why is there disappointment in St Kilda's performance?
No. He swore at Dwayne and I just said, you know what? Enough's enough tonight.
Yep. Serial offender you thought he was.
It was like 10 o'clock, 10.30 at night, and I'm thinking, what am I doing arguing with this peanut?
But I did. I engaged. It's that time of year. We've got to be careful because it's winter. Everyone's a little bit grumpy. Really? And everyone starts punching on you.
I don't know why they'd be grumpy. I mean, we got up at four this morning. Public holiday, why would you have the shits with the world, seriously?
Good to see JK still with us. I missed Tony's joke. What was Tony's joke? It's the King's birthday. Sorry, Tony. I missed it too, sorry. I didn't get up early enough. I missed it as well. Sorry, Tony.
Sorry, Tony. It wasn't your best joke, but... No, not bad. No, look, we're here for jokes. We're all aboard. I tell you, I've got a lot of traction, and I don't know whether we've had a chance. The boys at the back have been very busy this morning. But we don't have to listen to it. But Fireball Miss... won again on the weekend, and it won the Queensland Oaks, which is a group one. Okay.
Now, our man that promised us the walk and talk. He wouldn't be working public holidays. No, no. Gareth, they don't even turn his hand track on on public holidays.
We're going three till nine this morning, everyone.
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Chapter 6: What conflict did Kane face with a Substack writer?
I'm up and about, boys. 601, says Johnny the Garbo. And a great song, Kingy. Love it. One of your best.
Did you see the little update on the NFL news? No. Semi-final weekend in Melbourne. Miley Cyrus, one of our girls. I love Miley. Miley's going to be singing. No. Yeah, I think that's right. Yep. She's going to come in like a wrecking ball, my friend. She's going to be here.
Just to watch on the NFL tweeters as well. There's someone in my sights. I told you I'd be at Mitch Cleary as soon as it happened. He's now the biggest NFL fan. This is what I'm getting to. This is what I'm getting. Your man, our man, safe space. Tweeting about the NFL updates. Get your hand off my NFL.
Like he's Adam Schefter or something, he thinks. I would love him to just put out a fake tweet. Just put out a little fakey and say, George Kittle looks like missing the start of the NFL season. Come on, safe space. It's going to be interesting. Oh, it's so interesting. Who's going to be traveling to the footy that night and who's going to be sitting at the NFL watching the game? Yep. Yep.
JK, a million to one to be calling it? No, he has to be.
What do you mean? He does the NFL every, he gets up at 3 a.m. to do the NFL.
He hasn't done the Super Bowl. Every week. He hasn't done the big one.
It would be a travesty if our man gets superseded for that. I'll get JJ to work on that.
Get a price from Sportsbet. If you think he's a chance, I'm going to let you on.
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Chapter 7: How did the team react to the latest NFL news?
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