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Chapter 1: Why did Tim start high school without his front teeth?
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Good morning, everyone. Welcome. It is Thursday, the 18th day of June. McCafe menu, try McCafe's new drinks range. Lenny Hayes, one of the all-timers, joins us. The Kilda general manager of footy, George Samios, the most authority voice on wine in the world. Corey Mabilio, the champion data expert that's taken the footy world and media world by storm.
Questions without notice and your calls are very welcome this morning as England have just kicked off in their World Cup opener against Croatia. We'll be all over that. As I say, good morning to Tim the Wisp Watson.
Good morning, Gary. Good morning, everybody. I apologise in advance too. I've got a slight sexy husk about my voice this morning. No, no, yours is nowhere near the husk.
I'm not saying it's sexy like yours, but I've got a husky voice. I've got a little bit of a...
What's going on? I think I've caught something from you now.
Yes, I've been sneezing, sneezing and sneezing. It's been a very rugged sports watching period, of course, because there's sport going on everywhere. State of Origin in front of 91,000 plus last night. The MCG, the Queenslanders got up over the New South Wales team. So they're one all now in that series.
Are we going to be crossing regularly to our Cockney correspondent? No one rang you. No, you are it.
So can you just sit the seat there, Croatia, England? No, I can't do that. But we'll be across the door. How good did it look?
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Chapter 2: What are Tim and Garry's thoughts on supporting England?
The pre-game for England and Croatia, which has been played in Texas, to a full house, the pre-game ceremony with the flag, like a, Beautiful. Sort of flags for both teams covered half of the pitch and then the teams walked out through the middle. It was magnificent.
We had no sound on it. The pitches were just absolutely magnificent. Are you prepared to make a prediction before this game really gets underway? England or Croatia?
Chapter 3: What news do we have about Jeremy Clarkson's health?
Who's your money on?
England, only because England. Harry Kane is the captain, Tim.
And the only one you know, too, and me, too. But I think a draw. I'm going for a two-all draw. It's just got a draw look about it.
As we went off air yesterday when I had that joke about it. Old Harland. And I said, I think I've found one here.
Chapter 4: How has the World Cup been captivating audiences?
It was Jeff. As we went off air, Jeff said, this disgusts me. It's supposed to be a sports station. I was just having a bit of a joke. Old Jeffy.
Can I go deep with you this morning? Because I listened to J-Lo on Smartless yesterday, and they got very, very, very deep. Jennifer Lopez? Yeah, she was on with the guys on Smartless, and they started to go very, very deep. And I just started to think, you know, we do a ramble every day, and I just think I scratched the surface with Garrity. I think there's more to Garrity than what I let-
him reveal so i just want to know are you happy are you happy do it in a couple of weeks when i'm back you're not happy i'm always happy are you happy i'm always happy well what's making you happy then i'll tell you what's made me happy today i'm reading through the papers this morning this you can't make this up wisp what can't you make up
There's a new, there's this program that they want to run for schools to find out, you know, whether the schools have the future of prep to year nine and year 10 and they want feedback and all that. So he put out four politicians jumped on board to hold these signs up to say, P9 school model, share your experience, right? So they're standing there going, yeah, we're on board.
We're going to drive experience. Four of them. And experience is spelt wrong. All four of them are sitting there, big cheesy grin saying, look at us promoting education. We hold education dear and true and we're going to drive this hard. And four of them are holding the same thing. And it's got share your experience, E-X-P-E-R-E-I-N-C-E.
How many eyes do you reckon saw that before it was actually printed and released? That's as good as I've ever seen. That is unbelievable.
That's out of a series of utopia. What are you doing, you four? Oh, we're going to go and promote education, how important it is that we get it right. Spelling's not that important. Hold these four cups to us.
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Chapter 5: What challenges is Johnny facing with his back injury?
Signs up and away they go. So that's made me smile this morning.
Oh, there you go. Well, you are happy. I am. Okay. I'm just scratching the surface. I think I might do this once a week.
Well, ask me if I'm happy. Well, no, no, no. That won't wash too often, I'll tell you right now. No. You've had one go at it and that's it. No. I want to go a little bit deeper because J-Lo got really, really deep.
About what? About everything.
About what?
I had no idea. Well, she's Jenny from the Blocks. So I had no idea how dirt poor her family was and how she made her way through the whole entertainment world and business. And then she had a very, very bad breakup with Ben Affleck a couple of years ago. So it's taken a couple of years to get over that.
But you know what she's done, Gary, which is something that a lot of people out there are doing? What? She's claimed her space in the world. Good on her. Good on her.
It'd be difficult being her.
When are you going to claim your space?
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Chapter 6: What humorous moments arise from Tim's dental history?
I finally went to the dentist. So I have now discovered. Shut up. I have now. Unbelievable place in Balnaring. The Balnaring Dental. I've got no investment in this company whatsoever. But, dude, they run a very, very nice tight ship.
Well, you haven't been to the dentist for 40 years. Now you're making daily appointments. What are you doing? I know you're going to get a couple of new back ones.
Yeah, no, I've got to have... I had treatment yesterday, and then I've got to have treatment again tomorrow to... When did you lose your front fangs?
Because every picture I had of you as a kid when I grew up, I was a bit fascinated. You were my favourite player, but I was fascinated. You had this sort of... I see what you're doing here.
You had the vampire look going. I see what you're doing here. What? I've asked you to go deep, and now you're going deep. You've reversed it on me. You were going deep on me. About your chomps. Yes.
You brought it up. Well, you don't know how. I didn't mention it.
This is a deep-seated problem that I'm still not over, Gary. I'm not prepared to talk about it publicly yet.
You brought it up.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of the recent England vs. Croatia match?
I'm not prepared to talk about it publicly yet. You try starting high school without your three front teeth and then get asked to read. You got your chomps knocked out in high school. No, I had them taken out. The dentist was doing the whimmer rounds and I had a bit of – I don't even want to – I can't believe you've lulled me in.
You lost them, Matt.
I don't want to talk about it. I really don't want to talk about it. But anyway.
Can I ask?
Like horse, I can ask one question. When did they come out? When? Yeah. I would have been, how old are you when you start high school? It was the summer holidays before.
What, they dragged your four front chomps out when you were 12?
Yes. That's just. Well, that's what the horse dentist used to do back in the day. That is unbelievable. And then, oh, I don't even want to talk about it. It actually brings back bad memories.
Well, I think you should get in. I think we'll do some fundraising, crowd raising. What do they call it? Crowd raising. What is it? What do you call it? Keep going.
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Chapter 8: How can listeners support Johnny during his recovery?
You know, when they try to raise money for- Crowd surfing. GoFundMe. GoFundMe. Let's do a GoFundMe page for the wisps to get four new chomps. No, three. Well, you might as well get four. You can't have three. There's not room for- In fact, get a full deck. Sorry.
Right across. I don't want to look like top deck.
Shush. Penalty. Already? Into the ninth minute. Harry Kane is about to put the... No, no, you're not allowed.
Oh, yeah, we can't. We are the broadcast rights holders.
You can't call it for us. He's putting the ball down on the spot. He's got an old pink wiggle in goals for Croatia, who looks to me like... Nervous. Very nervous. Harry's just... Cleaning the souls of his friends. I think Harry's realising that this is the biggest TV audience that he'll ever play in front of.
Can we cross to UK TV for the call, please?
Right, tell you what, I ain't going to put one in the old onion bag here. No, people get sick of that. No, they won't. Yes, they do. Just a little bit more. Harry Kane's lining up for a penalty. It's nine and a half minutes into the first quarter against Croatia. He's just eyeing up the old pink wiggle in the goals. And he saved it, the wiggle. He saved it. He did the stutter.
He did the stutter step. Just explain exactly what he did. He tried to fake it. and stopped about a metre away, hoping to drag Pink Wiggle into a false dive. The Pink Wiggle caught his bluff, and he kicked it straight into him.
Oh, no. Oh, no. If they don't get up, if they don't win. Now we should cross to England. Oh, no. It's early days. It is early days. That's not a great tactic, though, to do that, what he did then.
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