SEO F**king What - Get Found on Google, make money from your website
Episodes
SEO Conference Organisers; Where The F__k Are The Women?
05 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week I've gone off script. Someone posted about an SEO conference billing itself as the UK's most advanced -- sixteen speakers, all male, not one...
SEO Ranking Starts With Proper Website Structure
29 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Your website could be full of brilliant content and still not rank. Why? Because ...
You Haven't Read Your Own Website, Have You? Time For a Content Audit!
22 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
When did you last actually read every page of your website? Not edit it, not skim it — read it like a visitor would. If the answer is “I can’t r...
Ranking Number 1 on Google is Useless, FFS. Let me explain...
15 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
I'm going to say something that's going to upset a lot of people who've been bragging about their rankings: being number one for a single word is fuck...
The SEO Tools You're Not Using — And Why That's Killing Your Rankings
08 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hi, I’m Nikki Pilkington. My site is https://nikki-pilkington.com/ and in this episode of "SEO F**king What", I’m talking about: the three free to...
Don't Be Conned Into Paying For an AI Search Optimisation Audit FFS!
22 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
I got sent an AI search optimisation audit that cost a business thousands of pounds. It was beautifully presented, full of charts and graphs, and pack...
Your Competitors - SEO Geniuses? No. You're Just Sh*t At The Basics!
15 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
I'm sick of business owners coming to me convinced their competitors have some secret SEO strategy. They don't. You're just making it ridiculously eas...
Want good SEO? Stop Blogging Like it's a Diary FFS!
08 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Most businesses aren’t bad at blogging because they’re lazy.They’re bad at blogging because no one ever told them what blogs are actually for.Hi...
FFS SEOs - DON'T Add GEO To Your LinkedIn Headline!
01 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Most businesses aren’t confused about SEO because it’s complicated.They’re confused because the industry keeps inventing new acronyms and preten...
FFS Let Your SEO Help With Your F**king Website Migration!
11 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Most businesses don’t lose their traffic because SEO “stopped working”.They lose it because someone redesigned the website and didn’t know wha...
What The F**king Good SEO People Look Like
21 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Most small business owners don’t fail at SEO.They get confused, overwhelmed, or quietly ripped off.Hi, I'm Nikki Pilkington. My site is https://nikk...
What The F**k Your SEO is Actually Charging You For (And Why It's a Scam)
14 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ever been quoted some ridiculous SEO retainer and thought… hang on, what the f**k am I actually paying for? Yeah. Same as lots of my clients. And ho...
SEO Doesn't Work If You Don't F**king Let It!
07 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I’ve lost count of the businesses that hire an SEO expert, pay good money, and then make it impossible for us to actually do the job. Hi, I'm Nikki ...
SEO F**king IS for small businesses
30 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode I’m taking on one of the most annoying lies in the SEO world. You’ve probably heard it. “SEO isn’t really for businesses your ...
The F**king SEO Your Web Designer Promised vs What You Actually Got
23 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ever handed over a chunk of cash to your web designer for “SEO” and ended up with nothing but a plugin and a lot of empty promises? Hi, I'm Nikki ...
I'm SEO Fucking Tired...
16 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Fed up with watching charlatans and self-proclaimed “AI SEO gurus” rake in cash and followers by selling absolute bollocks? Yeah, me too. This i...
Chat GPT isn't your fu*king SEO team!
09 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
LinkedIn told you to sack your SEO tools and just use ChatGPT. Cute. This is SEO Fu*king What. I'm Nikki, and I help business owners like you to ge...
Why the f*ck isn't my blog post SEO working?
02 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey hey. It’s Nikki, and welcome to "SEO F*%king What", the no-bullshit podcast about getting your website found in Google by the people who actuall...
Your SEO sh*t - who actually owns it?
26 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey hey, it’s Nikki, and welcome to "SEO F*%king What". This is the podcast where I cut through the bollocks and give you the real advice you need t...
SEO is not dead, FFS!
19 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to "SEO Fucking What," the podcast that cuts through the bullshit and tells it straight, with no wanky jargon and no panic-peddling. I’m Nik...
SEO F**king What... To Expect From This Podcast
16 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
SEO F**king What is coming to your favourite podcast app. Are you ready for it? The "SEO Is Dead" Bros certainly aren't...