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Shameless

Don't you dare take the centre seat

24 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the satirical news outlet The Onion trying to acquire?

0.031 - 8.526 Michelle Andrews

Do you remember when back in the day on Instagram we would be really nosy about things and we started this series because we just really want to know? Do you remember this?

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9.167 - 10.169 Zara McDonald

What the fuck are you talking about?

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10.47 - 22.832 Michelle Andrews

We started an Instagram series called We Just Really Want to Know where we'd poll people on things that we were just nosy about because we were having a debate about... Wedding wishing wells. Wedding wishing wells and how much you should actually spend. So we just got the data and then used it in our own lives.

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22.812 - 30.483 Zara McDonald

And we found out the average person thinks you should put in, I think the result was $125 per head on average.

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30.503 - 33.347 Michelle Andrews

This was five years ago, though. So you've got to account for inflation.

33.367 - 33.988 Zara McDonald

$150. Yeah.

34.008 - 38.174 Michelle Andrews

That's a lot of money. I have one of my own. Okay. If we want to do this again.

Chapter 2: What happened with Noah Lyles and his wife's wedding dress reaction?

38.214 - 48.97 Michelle Andrews

Yeah. So I was talking to Ollie, my partner, the other day, and he was buying a gift for someone. I obviously have to keep this in code because he hasn't given this gift yet.

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49.07 - 54.949 Michelle Andrews

But this person is really important to him and he needed to buy a really, really good gift.

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54.989 - 58.561 Zara McDonald

Let's pretend it is a handbag. Okay.

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58.581 - 61.932 Michelle Andrews

No, no, I can say what the gift is. I don't think this person listens as well. It's a man.

62.148 - 70.979 Zara McDonald

No, no, no. We can't follow that anymore because I met a listener in a very unusual place this week that really rattled me.

70.999 - 82.654 Michelle Andrews

Well, if this comes back to bite me, then, like, that was meant to happen. So this man, it's for a male, and he said, I really need to spend a lot of money on this gift because this person's done a lot for me. And he goes, I've been thinking of buying him an umbrella.

Chapter 3: What recommendations do the hosts have for this week?

82.887 - 86.634 Zara McDonald

Yeah. This umbrella has been in our office for quite some time now.

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86.714 - 90 Michelle Andrews

I'm like, why is Zara taking that fucking thing off? You can't buy this person an umbrella.

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90.06 - 91.543 Zara McDonald

I would say a designer umbrella.

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91.563 - 110.478 Michelle Andrews

It is a designer umbrella. He's like, no, you don't understand. Like, my umbrella's amazing. I'll get it engraved. It's really expensive, this umbrella. Feels incredibly luxe to have an engraved umbrella. So I said, but even if you spend this amount of money, he's not going to know that you spent this much money because he'll get it and people will say, what did Ollie get you?

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110.518 - 117.231 Michelle Andrews

And he'll say an umbrella and people will think he spent $30. And so he said, it's not a problem. Everyone Googles the price of gifts.

Chapter 4: What are the sponsorship details for The Devil Wears Prada 2?

117.211 - 121.499 Zara McDonald

And obviously on a designer umbrella, you'll see the designer umbrella brand name.

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121.679 - 126.748 Michelle Andrews

Do you think that's true? Do you think that everyone Googles the price of gifts?

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127.088 - 129.753 Zara McDonald

So you receive a gift and you never Google?

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130.314 - 148.07 Michelle Andrews

No, I sometimes do. But do you Google every gift? I think we all have to be honest with ourselves. That's why I want to anonymously poll. Not every gift because when I get a candle, I go, I don't know how much that candle costs. I would say. If you're not sure, like let's say I gave you something, like it's a really big milestone. Hang on.

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148.09 - 150.175 Michelle Andrews

Well, let's apply this to your Christmas present last year.

150.856 - 153.963 Zara McDonald

I got you a couple of things from a brand that you like. Did you Google?

Chapter 5: How do the hosts feel about the controversy surrounding Alex Jones?

153.984 - 156.209 Zara McDonald

No, but I already knew. Yeah.

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156.229 - 157.091 Michelle Andrews

So I already knew what you spent.

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158.013 - 160.843 Zara McDonald

When Ollie got you a piece of jewellery. For Christmas.

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160.924 - 161.124 Michelle Andrews

Yeah.

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161.144 - 162.126 Zara McDonald

That necklace he got you.

162.307 - 163.99 Michelle Andrews

Did you Google? I Googled.

164.01 - 164.832 Zara McDonald

Do you Google everything?

165.053 - 167.819 Michelle Andrews

I think everyone does. I would like the stat. Can we poll?

168.12 - 171.287 Zara McDonald

Of course we can poll. And don't be annoying about it.

Chapter 6: What insights do the hosts share about wedding traditions?

171.327 - 191.207 Zara McDonald

The thing about these is I'm like, actually hold yourselves accountable. Ask us. I'm sick of the judgment. Hold yourselves accountable. Be truthful and honest with us. Honesty is the best policy. And maybe use the umbrella as the yardstick or the umbrella stick. If you received an umbrella as a present that it looked fancy, but you're like, it could be 20 bucks. And I was expecting more.

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191.467 - 192.649 Michelle Andrews

Would you Google the price of it?

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193.09 - 193.932 Zara McDonald

How much was the umbrella?

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194.052 - 195.595 Michelle Andrews

I'm not telling you.

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195.615 - 198.18 Unknown

I cannot tell you.

224.502 - 235.531 Zara McDonald

Hello and welcome to Shameless, the pop culture podcast for smart people who love dumb stuff. You're joined, as always, by Melbourne writers Michelle Andrews, that would be me, and Zara McDonald, that would be you.

Chapter 7: What are the lukewarm takes shared by the hosts this week?

235.612 - 244.839 Michelle Andrews

That would be me. It is Dumb Stuff Friday, team. We are very, very happy to be here. Feeling dumb? I'm pretty smart.

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244.859 - 269.455 Zara McDonald

Yeah, dumb as always, though. Take her out of the studio. Okay, coming up on today's episode, the satirical news outlet The Onion has been trying to acquire Alex Jones' site Infowars. We're going to give you a bit of a who, what, where, when, why. We just really care about it. A video of an American sprinter, Noah Lyles, reacting to his wife's wedding dress is everywhere at the moment.

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269.475 - 279.348 Zara McDonald

We're going to react to that. And then, you guys loved them so fucking much last week. We are bringing them back and making them a thing. We are doing lukewarm takes.

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Chapter 8: What humorous observations do the hosts make about societal norms?

279.608 - 285.67 Zara McDonald

Annabelle, I know you're not supposed to be on microphone in these episodes. Did you make us a sound effect? Yes, I do.

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285.69 - 289.694 Unknown

Fuck yeah. Yay. Oh, we have been treated.

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290.235 - 309.897 Zara McDonald

She's feeding us. But first, of course, a quick shout out to our sponsor, The Devil Wears Prada 2. 20 years after the original, Miranda, Andy, Emily and Nigel are returning to the fashionable streets of New York City. Catch it in cinemas from April 30. Yay. All right. Recommendation time. Do you want to go first? I was going to say, why don't you go off?

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309.917 - 321.235 Michelle Andrews

Go off. Go off, queen. Okay, two from me. And this is the thing. I know. Last week we said. Don't be surprised if I have zero. We ate all our recommendations in one go. I'm a cookie monster again.

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321.716 - 341.769 Zara McDonald

Off we go. Okay. Well, first of all, I just want to remind people that Your Friends and Neighbours is a show I love on Apple TV. I do not see people talking about it enough. It's that show with Jon Hamm. You have recommended this. Season one, I recommend it. You loved this. I love it. I do not see enough discourse in the culture about this show.

342.069 - 358.436 Zara McDonald

This show, you know that meme of Jon Hamm where it's like, ooh, and he's dancing in the nightclub? Yes. Yep, that's from this show. And because a meme was created, that's... I just, it's the only time I see anyone reference the show. That's the only time it seizes the culture.

358.556 - 366.911 Zara McDonald

I feel like myself, Mitch and my dad are the only people watching this show, but clearly we're not because the season two was commissioned and season two is really, really good.

367.592 - 379.607 Michelle Andrews

He's a divorced man. Well, separated, yeah. And there's something quirky about the plot because I remember I got close to thinking it was for me and then the plot sounded like it fell off a cliff. So they're super wealthy.

379.928 - 383.578 Zara McDonald

Everyone in this is super fucking wealthy. They would all have very fancy umbrellas.

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