Chapter 1: What allegations did Megan Thee Stallion make against Klay Thompson?
There are five people in this podcast studio. There's me. There's Annabelle. I was like, who's number five? There's Eilish. Hello, producer Eilish. Hi, Gil.
Hey, Gil.
And there's Zara and the tiny person in her tummy.
The little baby. There's a baby. A tiny baby. Well, speak. Sort of baby. I mean, sort of tiny. I don't know. I feel like I've been pregnant for a hundred years. Same. I also feel like you've been pregnant for a hundred years. To talk about it feels almost illicit.
Chapter 2: What details are known about Zoe Kravitz's engagement ring?
I know I made the rules of which I don't understand the rules that I followed and why I decided to announce when I did. There was no thought process. But yeah, I'm pregnant. You're pregnant. Am I allowed to ask you some questions? You can. May I very quickly say something from the top? Yeah. I need the listeners to know that I never cowarded out of that tattoo. Yes.
I'm always intending to get a fringe tattoo. I just, well, I fell pregnant. You didn't accidentally fall pregnant. I didn't accidentally, but I accidentally thwarted the fringe tattoo.
You are a fringe friend, but we had to ice the fringe friend chat.
We had to kill the fringe joke.
Had to kill the tattoo chat because pregnant women can't get tattoos. No. But you will be tattooing.
I'll be tattooing and we all know when.
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Chapter 3: What happened during Russell Brand's interview with Piers Morgan?
That baby pops out, we get a tattoo. Exactly, it's the first thing I do. You'll be in the hospital, let's just stay there. Forget feeding the child. Let's just get the tattoo. So the tattoo will be coming, it always was. I'm not a coward and I don't break promises. Would we get a live tattoo?
At the COs, at the end of the year. Oh, I love that. As the COs unfurl, we keep hosting while getting tattoos.
That's a great idea. Okay, so I'm going to ask you some questions. Oh, this is going to be the longest pre-dinner mint ever. Someone did comment on my photo yesterday and said... Zara will be stressed about the efficiency of this chat at the start of the episode. And I thought, God, do I have no surprises in this life?
Which is why I've given my questions a title. Yes. I agree with that, Lister.
Chapter 4: Why did Helena Bonham Carter leave The White Lotus?
I have named this section perfectly nailing the intersection between the listener's parasocial interest in Zara and Zara's love of efficiency. Well done. How many questions do I get to ask you? Let's just see how we're going. I thought you were going to tell me three, so I've got three. No, no, no. Okay, on behalf of the listeners, I think they'd want to know, how did you tell Ollie?
Well, we did a test a while ago. I feel like I actually have been pregnant I think every recording this year. So it was a long time ago. And we did a test and I said – does this look like anything to you? And then we both just looked at it for a long time. It was not the kind of beautiful, ostentatious moment you often see other people have. It was very much a is that a line?
Is that a line or not? Because you couldn't see. It was like it depended on the light. So it was quite an anticlimax.
I knew you were pregnant because I knew you were taking a test and I texted you.
Chapter 5: What led to the breakup of Taylor Fritz and Morgan Riddle?
Exactly the same scenario when I was pregnant. I said, how did your test go? And then you just ignored me and I was like, she's fucking pregnant.
Well, I was obviously going to tell you, but I wasn't just going to text you.
Yeah, you told me in a cafe.
All right. How has the pregnancy been so far? It's been good.
Don't lie. Hey, you almost vomited on the street about 20 minutes ago.
It's been trying, but it's worth it, as they say. Look, I wouldn't say first trimester is for the faint of heart, anyone who's been through it. Obviously very lucky to be pregnant and all the very genuine caveats about that.
Yeah.
I have been quite sick.
You can tell me I fucked up as well. What did you do? I went, your whole first trimester, I was like, babe, wait until your second. Everything's about to get so good. And then second began and I've been like a little mouse next to you going, fuck, I've really got her hopes up.
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Chapter 6: How did Morgan Riddle address her breakup on social media?
It wasn't just you. A lot of people said, get to this point and you'll be fine. Get to this point and you'll be fine. Get to this... Hey, it's not quite there. I said to you this morning, I'm going to stop thinking that it will come. Someone else commented on my photo just quickly. Yeah. And said, ah, this explains the sleep in. Oh my God, she's right though. She is right.
You have baby brain.
Yes. Zara keeps Zara guys. I don't like to stereotype women, but if we're in the business of doing so. I think there are scientific reasons behind baby brain. I thought I'd be a pregnant person that overthought things. I have been a pregnant person that should be thinking more.
Sara misses 50% – well, she doesn't miss them. She doesn't arrive to 50% of our meetings, at which point I have to slack her and be like, hey, we're meeting.
Chapter 7: What is the significance of the rumors surrounding Russell Brand?
And then you come in. Sorry, everyone. I actually need a wee.
And then you leave. I have been late to a lot of meetings. I've slept through my alarm. I've locked myself out of my apartment more than once. Yeah.
You're type B while pregnant.
Well, this is the thing. The inner type B in me, which no one knew was there, is there. And I have to say type B people have way more fun than type A. I agree.
You're pregnant, not pregnant.
It's just that every stupid thought I have now, because there's so many, I feel bad for the cause of feminism, setting women back for every poor pregnancy thought I have. But I'm having a lot of stupid ones. Can I ask two more questions? Yeah. Okay. Thoughts on it being a girl? Oh, well, obviously God wasn't going to give you an amen.
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Chapter 8: What are the implications of the celebrity engagements discussed?
No. No boys allowed. No boys. Except for Michael, who does our finances. He's allowed in the Shameless Media office.
No, I thought the universe looked at you and I and heard how much we'd spoken on this show and thought we'll start them with ladies.
Yeah.
And now Sadie has an inbuilt best friend. Exactly. And we have a podcast to pass on to them. Imagine if they hated each other. No, they never would. They couldn't possibly. They couldn't possibly. Sadie would be a great little role model.
Oh, my gosh. She'll be like the big friend who has to show your girl the way. Absolutely. Succession plan.
I think Sadie will be well behaved too.
Oh, absolutely.
So I'm fine with it all.
Final question. Yes. Where are we at on names? Do you and Ollie agree?
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