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Chapter 1: What happened with Dua Lipa's recent marriage?
Can we tell everyone about the neighbour that hates you? Someone keeps slashing Zara's ties. Am I allowed to talk about this? Slashing? Well, it's only happened maybe like... Three times. Something like that. That's a lot. And three times in the space of like three weeks. That's a lot of times.
Did I not tell you about this? No. Why are you no more concerned? Because I think it's funny. And I don't think it's actually malicious. I think it's because... You don't think it's malicious. I don't think I'm a very good parker. But I'm not doing anything wrong. Well, I think I'm just parking outside someone's house that doesn't want me to park there.
Which I'm sorry, that's not a thing. If it's just a street, I'm not parking in your fucking driveway. And by me, I mean you. You're not parking in their driveway, you're just parking at the front of their place. But you are parking in common land. The thing is, Bells, at the start I just thought I kept running over nails. Okay, yes, I remember this.
She literally messaged me one day and goes, oh my God, I've run over a nail again. And I was like, Zara, this is the third time this month. But it's in the same tyre, in the same spot. So now you're pretty sure someone is.
Didn't I have to point out to you to be like? No, no, no. I wasn't. Was it Oliver? Yeah, yeah. He got there. And then I told you, I said, we now suspect foul play. That is so scary, Zara.
Would you ever confront them?
No, because they've also left a few notes. They have? Well, yeah. They're like, we are slashing your time. Well, no, I don't know if the notes are linked, but there's been a note or two which is like in the vein of like park better dipshit.
But not malicious. With all due respect, you're a terrible fucking detective. I always thought you'd be amazing. I love that you're sitting here being like, anyway, my tyre was flat like three times and then I got all these random notes.
Yeah.
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Chapter 2: What is the controversy surrounding Patagonia and Pattie Gonia?
I thought it was a pick of skin. No, I don't think it's skin, honey. Oh, I'm so dumb. No, no, it could be. But it's okay because none of this is high stakes. Hip or no hip. What is high stakes is the hat. I loved the hat. The hat was unbelievable. Big hat. Did you like the fit?
Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did like it.
I really liked the fit. I thought the hat was perfect. I thought the suit was perfect. If I may offer one small... His suit or her suit? Oh, I won't bother with his. His suit... I'm not sure about all navy. I'm just going to be honest. Navy suit, fine. Navy tie, fine. Throw in a navy shirt. And I understand it was Ferragamo. So what do I know?
I... I am coming round to it. I think it gives like... I don't know, a bit scary. I don't know why. When someone wears an all dark suit, dark shirt, dark tie, dark jacket, I get intimidated. I'm like, ooh, scary. Also, the navies are slightly different colours or is that just the light?
We must move on. We must. Maya, quickly, sorry. Oh, yes. I do think in this life sometimes you have to choose between a hat and a glove. Oh, she went both. She did gloves, she did a hat.
Which is completely her prerogative. You're like Chanel. Coco Chanel.
I am exactly like that.
Before you leave the house, take one thing off. You wanted her to take off the gloves.
Which is such hypocrisy from me who starts to leave the house and then adds something on always. Okay, look, Dewitt and Callum, this was a very small ceremony. Apparently just their immediate family is there because they're getting married in Sicily in a big old party. Apparently this weekend. Three-day wedding.
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Chapter 3: What insights did Olivia Rodrigo share about Taylor Swift?
Would you call it a rift? I think so.
What was his name? Joshua Bassett. Josh Bassett. The thing about this interview, the other question that they asked, which was fans think that you liked a post about the Met Gala. I mean, I'm really paraphrasing here, but like ragging on people that went. Were you? And she was.
And what was the post? The post was about, it was about how it's so, it's not the right decision to go to the Met Gala given everything. Yeah. Given everything happening in the world. Yes. And then she was like. Oh my God, do we have that? No. No, we have me though. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Go Olivia.
Okay.
I'm not super into fashion. That's kind of what she said. Yeah. That was basically it. Essentially. And they just moved on. No, she gave more than that, but it was basically like I don't go and I won't go, which I found interesting. I didn't know she had liked that post. Me either. I had missed that entire story. But I really recommend this interview. I think she comes across. unbelievably well.
I know I'm biased, but I don't know why I would be biased. I don't know the woman. But she seems like one of the more well-adjusted young celebrities you could possibly listen to speak, particularly for that long.
She also confirmed in this that she had been through a breakup. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm surprised you guys haven't wanted to talk about that. We knew. What do you mean we knew? She had never actually said, though. But we get our girl. Also, the fans don't find that interesting because as an observer of Olivia Rodrigo who likes her stuff but isn't fanatical about it.
I think the QR really kind of laid that boot in.
If anyone's curious, that's the QR her latest single. Yeah.
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Chapter 4: How did Alexa Demi's profile highlight her role in Euphoria?
Yeah, it's like a verified account. A lot of people follow her.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Let me guess. Following for Dame Helen Mirren. Oh, yes. I'm going to go with 623,000 followers. 1.2 million. Go, Queen.
Okay, so she posted a photo, which is like a Google photo of Tom Hardy, and it has text over it. What? Love you now and always, Helen. That's what he looks like, by the way.
And she's disabled comments. Yeah. So she's open. This is giving mum or grandmother on socials.
It's amazing. Here's the thing. She's done this once before. Belly did some digging. She's posted almost the same thing back in December. She wrote over another photo of Tom on her Instagram. Things I love. Christmas for obvious reasons. I'll show you.
Number two, Tom Hardy for his brilliance on screen, his dedication off screen, his good heart and especially the hearty hugs I get when on set with him. What am I looking at? Which is not nearly enough in my opinion. Things I hate, bad journalism and who's sweet?
Oh, I love that you sweet like the vegetable. I think it's like those leaves maybe. And bad journalism. So this, I think this... Oh, bad journalism is in. I'm sick of the false news reports. I love this man. Stop the report.
Completely.
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