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Sherlock & Co.

The Six Napoleons - Part One

10 Mar 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the fallout from The Stockbroker's Clerk?

1.6 - 22.343 Dr. John Watson

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39.08 - 67.467 Sherlock Holmes

Why do you shoo me away, Mr. Eccles? Because that is a web, sir, that I do not wish you to fly into. Why not? Because of he that nestles in its center. Sharp, watchful eyes. Long, probing legs. And deep fangs, Mr. Holmes, with a venom. A venom that will kill us all.

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72.34 - 128.318 Dr. John Watson

Hi, everyone. Things have kind of spun out of control a little bit. I'm hoping to keep the episodes regular, but we have a lot going on with the scale of our current cases. I think that's the best way I can put it something happened in this adventure we thought we had um solved in then a few more things came to pass which means this for part one we we don't actually get to the case um

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129.749 - 154.542 Dr. John Watson

Yeah, we meet the person that brings it to us, but you'll understand what I mean when we get to the end. Welcome, sorry, welcome to the adventure of the six Napoleons. This is part one of four.

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168.663 - 176.016 John Watson

John? John? John? You've left your microphone.

179.442 - 189.861 Unknown

What? I can't hear a word you are saying. What exactly are you trying to tell me?

238.407 - 288.536 Dr. John Watson

My name is Dr. John Watson, once of the British Army Northumberland Fusilier Regiment, now a true crime podcaster based in central London. I don't have much experience in criminology, so this is mostly a record of how I met possibly the most brilliant and bizarre person I have ever and will ever know. Join me as I document the adventures of Sherlock Holmes. I said I was coming down.

288.556 - 292.823 Mariana Ametxazurra

OK, well, I can't hear that if you literally shut your apartment door.

292.843 - 302.238 Dr. John Watson

I was putting trousers on. Ah, hello, Mikey Mike. How are you doing? Did she treat you all right? How are you doing, listeners? Give me that. What are you doing? Get off.

Chapter 2: Who is Sebastian Moran and why is he significant?

302.678 - 314.52 Dr. John Watson

Out here. Where? On the street. No, leave phones behind. I was at the Savoy and... Oh, what were you doing at the Savoy?

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314.54 - 319.606 Mariana Ametxazurra

Did you spend £500 at the Savoy? This isn't an expense claim, Mariana.

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319.686 - 341.654 Dr. John Watson

What's with the bag? Just shush. I was at the Savoy meeting a somebody. I was meeting a somebody and after I was walking and there was a statue of Michael Faraday. The statue of Michael Faraday on Savoy Place. Victorian banquet. Right, OK. Michael Faraday, the scientist. Faraday. He showed us that electricity, magnetism and motion, they are the same phenomenon.

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341.814 - 360.719 Dr. John Watson

He demonstrated that a conductive enclosure blocks external electric fields. Cool. Yeah, I mean, good for him. This, John Mariana, is a Faraday bag. I just bought it. That was the £500 purchase. So, for a duffel bag, what the hell is wrong with you? It is a Faraday bag.

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361.119 - 386.587 Dr. John Watson

It blocks all electromagnetic signals like Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, GPS, cellular, RFID from reaching or leaving devices placed inside. Okay, why are we doing that exactly? Everything is going inside. What? No, why? Because we are compromised, Watson. Someone is listening to us. Yeah. Yeah, hundreds of thousands of people are listening, I think. Thank you very much.

386.847 - 399.128 Dr. John Watson

In 221A, in 221B, it... The spider is close. Watson, I can feel it. We have starved him of his means of survival.

399.388 - 399.448

Ah.

399.867 - 427.798 Dr. John Watson

What are you talking about? Mawson and Williams. Don't you understand? M. Remember? John Scott Eccles. You're a stereologist. Yes. John Scott Eccles. He said... No, I know what he said. Then he was killed. Then he was killed. Well, he died. Watson. I'm just saying. He had an aneurysm. Or have we forgotten that? We have not forgotten his final message to me. M. And now...

428.032 - 444.252 Dr. John Watson

We have this man, right at the top of this towering megastructure of crime, corruption, violence, murder. And he just happens to have the surname... Moran. Sebastian Moran. Moran.

Chapter 3: What happens when Sherlock and Watson meet Mariana?

445.328 - 460.123 Dr. John Watson

M. Oh, we've done this, mate. You thought Milverton was M. Wrong. You did. Milverton mentioned the spider to me himself. You said we were looking for James. James M. Remember? Shot a bloke in the face right in front of our eyes. Would he do his own dirty work?

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460.543 - 503.911 Dr. John Watson

We've seen from the stockbroker's clerk that, firstly, he absolutely would not, and secondly, he is more than happy to kill those who tamper in his affairs. Items in the bag. Now. Right, I'll do phone. I'll do laptop. But this? This is just recording noises onto an SD card, mate. Deal. Everything in. What's your plan? My plan is to follow the star. Follow the star. Shut up. What are you doing?

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503.931 - 523.906 Dr. John Watson

I'm operating. Cupping a sleeping patient's breasts, Dr. Stamford. Highly inappropriate. Highly necessary, actually, for, oh yeah, breast enhancement surgery. Now piss off. Right nipple is a little off, don't you think? I'm not finished. John, don't stare. You're staring. I'm working. I won't be long.

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524.658 - 545.027 Dr. John Watson

God's sake. I put a friend of mine your way, for your services. Yeah, Mr Sinclair with the chronic facial injuries, yeah? I have your notes on it here. Whoa, whoa, whoa, how'd you get that? Deviated nasal bones, compromised airway. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's urgent, so you have to have that done. I'm not criticising your work, there's no need to be so defensive.

545.347 - 568.942 Dr. John Watson

Well, you usually do, so... Rotten cheek prominence, facial asymmetry... A fracture, misalignment, chin deviation, restricted mouth opening. Restricted mouth opening? I've done this already, mate. Periorbital facial scarring, fibrotic tethering of skin, and here, scarring formed in relaxed skin tension lines highly visible in repose. Yep. What kind of scars?

570.163 - 577.695 Dr. John Watson

Well, when his tension lines were flattened, there were two lesion scars and a... Star? Yeah.

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Yeah.

578.185 - 601.588 Dr. John Watson

Star scar? Yeah, a patterned depressed cicatricial scar. A focal soft tissue volume loss with dermal tethering. In what? The shape of a star? Correct, yeah. I didn't notice that. All right, did you clamp his buckle fat down and stretch his skin under a bright light? Eh? Because I don't think I heard that bit in the man with the twisted lip. So defensive. So defensive. Oh, just shut up, all right?

Chapter 4: What is the importance of the Faraday bag in the investigation?

1090.915 - 1106.378 Mariana Ametxazurra

G. Oh, crap. It's going up. Top floor. What? This is why we take the stairs. What's at the top floor? Let's see on the senior leadership and commissioner's office. Oh, God. Let's try it.

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1106.799 - 1131.253 Dr. John Watson

It'll be just my luck. Just my luck. Honestly, the ping, the doors open and she'll be right there. Literally right there. What the... Gwen, open the door. Sherlock? Ah, you've come to provide assistance. Did I call? I don't remember calling. No, you did not call. Dame Mrs. Ladyship Commissioner. Lady... Please! No. Sherlock? Yes, John? What the hell are you doing?

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1131.513 - 1144.492 Dr. John Watson

She's locked me out and I'm trying with the might of my persuasion to get into the office of Gwen Lestrade. What are you doing? I'm watching you do weird stuff, that's what I'm doing. Ah, I've got it. What are you doing? Making a quick call.

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1150.24 - 1151.102 Dame Gwen Lestrade

Lestrade speaking.

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1151.542 - 1158.3 Dr. John Watson

Hello, Gwen. I was just wondering... Bugger! Hello, Gwen.

1158.581 - 1167.898 Dame Gwen Lestrade

How the heck are you? No. I'm great, thanks. And yourself? Sherlock, you're not getting access to the crime scene. Why? Because I said so. Well, just say yes then.

1168.239 - 1171.505 Dr. John Watson

No! If you don't want assistance on this case, then just say it.

1171.685 - 1173.268 Dame Gwen Lestrade

I don't want assistance on this case.

1173.248 - 1177.513 Dr. John Watson

But I have some constructive feedback on the way the case is being handled by your officers.

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