Shut up a Second
Episodes
Carnivals
16 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes roll on up, buy some peanuts, and try and avoid the clowns. We look at the nutritional value of peanuts, the patience of stupid fa...
The Moon
09 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes orbit the earth, control the tides, and provide light by having the sun reflect off of them. It's a crater filled, desolate advent...
Cowboys
02 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes holster their revolvers, walk right into the bar, and order a whiskey straight. It's a gun toting, toothpick chewing, horse riding...
Teeth
25 Sep 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes pretend to floss daily and watch out for the silent killer; plague. It’s all things dental as we take an in depth look at teeth....
Farms
18 Sep 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes adjust their sunhats, put on their blue denim overalls and start chewing on some wheat to go water them there horses. It’s back ...
Caves
11 Sep 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes strap on their hat-torches, hook in their carabiners, tug twice if anything goes wrong and descend deep into the bowels of the ear...
Milk
04 Sep 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes break into the shed and start yanking on cow udders. In the thrilling conclusion to our three part-mini series on the staples, we ...
Eggs
28 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which out heroes break out of their shells and make some omelettes. In part two of our three part mini-series on the staples, we discuss the best p...
Bread
21 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes take out some greasy meats, a little cheese and some butter from the fridge to make a sandwich. In part one of our three part mini...
The Gangs Back Together Promo
14 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes have a touching reunion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hunks
13 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes have a sleepover and stay up late talking about cute boys. For the last episode of our guest season, Jackson and Duscher explore a...
Urban Legends
13 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes go out for a Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary. Jackson and Zoe talk Urban Legends with our good friend and private eye TDB (the...
Dinosaurs
13 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes get down on the floor and encourage everybody to do some kind of dance routine. Jackson and Duscher are joined by part-time dinosa...
Doctors
13 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes turn their heads and cough. Jackson and Zoe are joined by Zoe's heterosexual life partner Kristina where we get the inside scoop o...
Killer Insects
13 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes discuss birds, spiders and eventually bees. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Beauty
13 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes are so vain they probably think this podcast is about them. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Board Games
13 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes go directly to jail, don't pass go nor collect their $200. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sleep
13 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes demand a bed time story. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Laziness
13 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes [insert text here]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sharks
13 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes need a bigger boat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Baly Family Circus
13 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes get a little familial. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Straight To DVD Christmas Dog Movies
13 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes find a pristine copy of Santa Pups amongst all the coal for Christmas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...
Self Improvement
13 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes try to improve themselves but how can you improve the perfect? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Curses
13 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes try to break the curse by making out with ALL the frogs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Rock n Roll Decadence
13 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes get the band back together and their demands get a little out of hand. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...
Guests Promo
13 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes promo the upcoming season Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Death
12 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes look death in the eye and start laughing a little too hard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jerks
12 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes create the most jerkiest of all robots by being the biggest jerks of them all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...
Holidays
12 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes reluctantly kill beloved holiday mascots to absorb their powers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Wealth
12 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes get insanely wealthy and collectively abuse our butler by making him eat hot peppers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for ...
The Human Body
12 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes look at the human body and see how gross it could get. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Animal Kingdom 3D - The Ocean
12 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes dive into the ocean, come back and just lie, lie about everything they saw. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...
Monsters
12 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes go hunting for monsters and come out a little damp. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Travel
12 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes go travelling, wander into gypsy territory and launch into space to try and fuck the moon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...
Magic
12 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes discuss magic, wizards and Academy Award winner Rob Schneider. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Alone Time
12 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes discuss what they do when no one's watching. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Illness
12 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes get sick and suffer head injuries. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Food
12 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes return by double fisting cheese into each others mouths and smearing tuna all over their bodies. That's sexy right? Hosted on Aca...
Ball Up a Second - A Cancer Special
11 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which one of our heroes fights cancer and wins! And all it cost him was one measly (but rather swollen and engorged) testicle. Hosted on Acast. Se...
Sex
11 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes talk about their clumsy sexual experiences, star-fishing, webbed toes and pulling teeth. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...
Apocalypses
11 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes calculate their survival rate for several apocalypses. To no ones surprise, it's zero. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
Time Travel
11 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes acquire the keys to the delorean but can't make it go faster than 87mph. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...
Robots
11 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes inadvertently provide the inspiration for our robo-slaves to rebel and rise up against us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...
Animal Kingdom 2 Electric Boogaloo
11 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes return to the well of the animal kingdom, but the conversation quickly devolves into our trip to the zoo, animals that have wronge...
Childhood Notions
11 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes delve into their collective childhoods to work out just what they were thinking? Marvel at the length Jackson’s parents went to ...
Conspiracy Theories
11 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes take on the gub'ment and talk conspiracy theories. In a move that could only be perpetrated by body snatches, Zoe has been replace...
The Animal Kingdom
11 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes discuss all things animal from which one they relate with most to which ones are terrible at sex and just plain terrible (it's pan...
Vices
11 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes discuss their own vices. Zoe divulges her brush with a panty fetishist, Jackson brings Caligula to the table and Joel talks about ...
Fear
11 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes discuss fears! Jackson reveals his fear of sleep and time travel, Zoe reveals her many fears including touching and gimps with sup...
Family
11 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our our heroes discuss families. To no ones surprise, Jackson is revealed to be a disappointment to everyone, Zoe's grandmother is revealed t...
Puberty
11 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes discuss puberty, the problems of wearing a kilt in public, the horrors of chastity belts and the awfulness that is the female body...