Shut up a Second
Episodes
Bridges
06 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes find a running body of water, decide they need to get across to the other side, and try and nut out a solution to their problem as...
Bush Rangers (Feat. DCM Works)
29 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes steal horses, rob carriages, stand and deliver and talk about bush rangers. We enjoy Australian's excuse for battle armour, want t...
Digits
22 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes cross their fingers, cross their toes and howl in agony when the sound of snapping bones reminds them that “crossing” isn’t ...
Cake!
08 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes erroneously prepare for a big turnout, cut mammoth slices that nobody would sensibly request and are forced to follow a satisfying...
Unsolved Mysteries (Feat. Adam)
01 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes are confronted with the unknown and the mysterious and do their best to solve the unsolved mysteries of the world. We pay too much...
Fish (Feat. Leo James)
25 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes clean their aquarium, go down to the local fish n chip shop, buy too many dim sims and chat about all things fish. We discuss fish...
Cards
18 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shuffle the deck, criticize each-other’s deck-shuffling techniques and angrily reshuffle the deck as we discuss playing cards. W...
Serial Killers
11 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes select their murder methods, leave their calling cards and attempt to evade an ever-growing investigation as we discuss serial kil...
Alberts (Feat. TDB)
04 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes look up the meanings of our name, change them all to better ones and immediately regret it as we discuss Alberts. We find weird fa...
Sponges
27 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes make a mess in the ocean, try to clean it all up and wonder how water gets so clean while discussing sponges. We have a guess abou...
Cabins
20 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes move out to the woods to escape the hustle and bustle of a modern big city, overcome a mid-life career crisis and wonder what to d...
Pencils
13 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes take out their pencil sharpener, sharpen the lead to a perfect point to only have it instantly break as they discuss pencils. We d...
Candy
06 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes avoid the dentist, go hunting for an everlasting gobstopper and eat their body weight in sugar as they discuss candy. We become th...
Bicycles (Feat. George Dima)
30 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes put on their lycra, pump up their tyres, find their safest helmet and start peddling as they talk all things bicycles. We take a l...
High School LIVE!
23 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes climb the stage, regress ten years, and head to class as they discuss high school. We look at the unjust nature of some teachers, ...
Swamps
16 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes put on a pair of gumboots, douse ourselves with insect repellent and wade out into the depths as we discuss swamps. We attempt to ...
Best of Season 1
09 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes don’t turn up to recording, take a week off and decide to do a clip show instead, so it’s the best bits of Shut up a Second Se...
Shoes (Feat. Sonia Di Iorio)
02 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes go out for a night on the town and can’t decide between high-heels, sneakers and our much beloved crocs as they discuss shoes. W...
Conspiracy Theroies Part II: Conspiracy Theories Again
24 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes connect tenuous dots, make some barely convincing arguments and are unmoved in our beliefs as we discuss conspiracy theories… ag...
Octopuses (Feat. Jarrod Pickford)
17 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes gain extra limbs, use their suction cups to get stuck to the ceiling and release the kraken as they discuss octopuses, octopi and/...
John Cena (Feat. Edgoose)
10 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes get swole, oil up their rippling bodies, put on some brightly coloured spandex and hop into the ring as they talk about the greate...
Garbage
04 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes rummage through the house, gather everything into piles and work out what items to throw out as we discuss garbage. We try and fig...
Babies (Feat. Ben Ludekens)
27 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes regress back to eating all their food through the time honoured airplane method, shake brightly coloured rattles and automatically...
Beds (Feat. Michael Shanks)
20 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes hog the doona, complain that it’s too hot and end up sticking a leg out the side as they discuss beds. We fill mattresses with l...
Crocodiles
13 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes hang out in the Louisiana swamps, have two sets of eyelids, and get hunted by hillbillies as we discuss crocodiles. We try to work...
Pests
06 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes reach for their Aeroguard, scratch their bites, throw rocks at beehives and discuss the world of pests. We work out how big a moni...
Immortal Beings
30 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes never age, never get sick and never die as they discuss immortal beings. We seek the sweet release of death, realise how Benjamin ...
Elves
24 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes venture to the North Pole, get trapped in Santa’s workshop and are forced to make small talk with his little helpers which inevi...
Breakfast (LIVE)
17 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes wake up, look in the pantry, realise they’re standing before a live audience and discuss breakfast. We discuss the importance of...
Presidents
10 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes accept donations from dubious corporations for future political favour, hire the best campaign manager money can buy and go to the...
Triangles
03 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes get equilateral, isosceles, and also scalene as they discuss triangles. We sort out how new age toasters work, teach school kids m...
Bats (Feat. Claire Sullivan)
26 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes hang from the rafters, navigate by sonar and feast on bugs and insects as they discuss bats. We consider the differences between b...
Burrows and/or Burrowers
24 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes dig a whole, set up camp and try to avoid letting the rain in their underground home as they discuss burrowers… or burrows. No o...
Birds II: Are There Any Birds Left? (Feat. Dave Warneke)
19 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes spread their wings, take to the skies, and head south for winter as they discuss birds… Again. We replace our faces with beaks, ...
Masks
17 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes get invited to a masquerade ball, attempt to conceal their faces and end up in the thrall of Loki as they discuss masks. We discus...
Birds (Feat. Dave Warneke)
12 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes spread their wings, take to the skies, and head south for winter as they discuss birds. We upset our Adelaide fans, have vivid man...
Lamps (Feat. Jarrod Pickford)
10 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes wonder why it’s so dark, flick switches and illuminate the room so we can discuss lamps. We try to work out if whales have bad b...
Video Games
05 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes stock up on lives, grab as many health potions as they can and use a cheat code to unlock all vehicles and unlimited ammo as we di...
Hair (Feat. Matt Harvey)
03 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes run their greasy hands through special guest Matt Harvey’s luscious red locks, break out the scissors, hair dye and the trimmer ...
Ghouls
29 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes dress up in costumes, get permission from their parents to go out trick or treating and eat stale chocolate as they talk about gho...
Automobiles
21 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes fill her up with premium 98, put the pedal to the metal, and instantly get a parking fine as we discuss automobiles. We make wheel...
Trains
15 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes listen out for the conductors whistle, check the nearest timetable, and make sure they have their boarding pass ready as they disc...
Australia LIVE!
10 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes get on stage, improvise the starting song and giggle with the crowd while we discuss Australia LIVE! We give animals peanut butter...
Planes
08 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes put their tray tables up, their seats in an upright position, and stow their luggage beneath their seats as they discuss planes. W...
Light Bulbs
01 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes get illuminated, have some great ideas, dance around the street lamps and discuss light bulbs. We discuss the appropriate sound ef...
Trees
29 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes sway with the wind, get infested with beetles and are turned into wood pulp as they discuss trees. We wonder what a bonsai tastes ...
Cats
24 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes purr like a cat, hiss like a cat, and meow like a cat as they discuss all things cats! We feel uncomfortable about cat tongues, na...
Fate
22 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes look into a crystal ball and just see a screaming crab-man, select the kicked-in-the-head-by-a-mule tarot card from the deck and h...
The Future
17 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes get out their markers, poster paper, and make a five year plan to discuss the future. We struggle to spell types of lettuce, throw...
Crows
15 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes get distracted by shiny objects, become the animalistic embodiment of ferrying souls of the dead and apply for the job of being Od...
Baly Family Circus 2: Father's Day Special!
10 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes buy gifts Dad clearly doesn’t want, make him veggies for breakfast with an egg and help him with the garden in preparation for t...
Puberty... Again
08 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes celebrate 100 episodes by going back to their humble beginnings, include Duscher in on their original discussion and drink to 100 ...
Meat Part III 'Crete
03 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes build houses using Edison’s famous mould, crumble under pressure and conclude the fan favourite Meat rhyming trilogy with Meat P...
Meat Part II Feet
01 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes kick off their shoes, throw away their socks and just let it all hang out while discussing Meat Part II: Feet. This week we try to...
Dragons
27 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes grab their swords and boards, don full plate amour and eat an orange as they discuss dragons. We wonder what a Chinese Dragon woul...
Earthquakes
20 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes find places to hide, brace for impact and ride it out as they discuss earthquakes. We discuss the benefits of government mandated ...
Hot Beverages
13 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes boil the kettle, brew, infuse and sip on a good ol’ cuppa joe and discuss hot beverages. We question why pineapple doughnuts eve...
Desert Islands
06 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes forget to pack sunscreen, drink too much sea water, misspell HELP with pieces of driftwood and discuss desert islands. We try to f...
Bugs
30 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes under go a metamorphosis to become even more handsomer, burrow through several layers of dirt, and collect leaf litter to make a t...
Puppets
24 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes get their strings cut, remove the hand from out of their butt, and speak for themselves as we discuss puppets. We end up in a gian...
Meat
23 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes put on a bloody apron, head to the nearest abattoir and hack up a carcass as they discuss meat. We discuss the titles of our new a...
Vampires
16 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes drink some holy water, eat a clove of garlic and try to stab themselves in the heart as they discuss vampires. We look at the dang...
Surgery
09 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes put on their scrubs, sharpen their scalpels, try not to gag at the sight of blood and discuss surgery. We tell the story of Face-O...
Spiders
02 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes get caught in a web, become trapped like flies and struggle to break free as we discuss the terrifying creepy crawly that is spide...
Crime Part II: The Mafia
25 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes are made an offer they can’t refuse, get fitted for their concrete boots and end up sleeping with the fishes as they discuss Cri...
Lemons and Lemonade
18 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes slam a shot of tequila, baste a chicken and make a sour juice all while avoiding scurvy as we discuss lemons, and in turn, lemonad...
Skeletons
10 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes remove their skin, polish their bones, and make their best creaking sounds as we discuss skeletons. We discover the downsides of h...
Fruit
04 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes go bananas, become the apple of everyone’s eye and get their melons out as we discuss fruit. We learn how strawberries are racis...
Snakes
28 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes slither along the ground on their bellies, get milked for anti-venom, swallow mice whole and digest them over the next few days as...
Princesses
21 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes put on their finest frocks, adjust their sparkly tiaras, wait to be rescued by a dashing prince and discuss the majestic world of ...
Desserts
14 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes get slathered in chocolate, burn their mouths biting into a hot jam donut, and get a brain freeze from eating too much ice-cream a...
Tornadoes
07 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes imitate airborne cattle, consult their weather forecasts, run for cover and discuss the spinning menaces that are tornadoes. We di...
War
30 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes don their armour, access the nuclear strike codes, smear black greasepaint all over their faces and prepare to go to war. We exami...
Vikings
22 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes get rowdy, row a few longboats and then attempt to pillage every town in sight while we discuss vikings. We try to figure out the ...
Ghosts
16 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes put batteries in their EVPs, holster their dowsing rods and become drenched in ectoplasm as they discuss ghosts. The team spook th...
Hats
09 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes climb to the top of the wardrobe in search of Lincoln’s headwear of choice, and snap the brims of their baseball caps while we c...
Crabs
02 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes protect their soft shells, carefully scuttle barefoot across the sand, wave our pincers in the air like we just don’t care and d...
Cheesy Action Movies
26 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes brace for impact, work on their catch phrases, fail to do cool-guy walks away from explosions and discuss cheesy action movies. We...
Art
19 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes put on their protective smocks, channel their inner Bob Ross, forget to rinse their paintbrushes after use and talk about all thin...
Spies
12 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes order a martini, take a sip, realise that maybe this spy gig really isn’t for them and wonders if anyone is interested in state ...
Pirates
05 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes travel the high seas, walk the plank and wear eye patches to discuss pirates. We embellish on the time honoured tradition of pirac...
Dogs
26 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes get let off the leash, run around the park some and get in trouble for rolling in something as they discuss dogs. We sigh in sadne...
Animal Kingdom IV: A New Hope
19 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes revisit the wondrous world of the animal kingdom by playing god and creating their own dream creatures that seemingly sit on the f...
A Very 2015 Sanspants Valentine's Day
12 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes give up on finding Duscher a valentine, notice how long it's been since we recorded anything, and leap into the studio to bust out...
A Very 2014 Sanspants Valentine's Day
05 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes are still taking a break from recording, still spending a small amount of time with our loved ones, so we’re re-releasing our 20...
A Very 2013 Sanspants Valentine's Day
29 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes take a break from recording, spend a small amount of time with some loved ones and re-release our 2013 Valentines Day Special in a...
Crime
22 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes find a zone of immunity where they can conspire to their hearts content, have our in-house lawyer Charles on speed dial as we plan...
Sandwiches
15 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes honour our favourite 18th Century Earl by getting yelled at for constantly smearing greasy meat stains all over their clothes, pla...
Treasure
08 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes are hoarded by dragons, pilfered by tomb raiders and plundered by pirates as they go looking for treasure. We discuss the reliabil...
Space
01 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes pulse like a quasar, suck like a black hole and explode like a dying sun as they discuss space. We try and decipher the best way t...
A Very 2014 Sanspants Christmas
25 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes jingle bells, deck halls, and ride in Santa’s sleigh tonight as we bring you our 2014 Sanspants Christmas Special. In this episo...
A Very 2013 Sanspants Christmas
18 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes keep taking a break from recording, eat a whole Christmas ham, and re-release our 2013 Christmas Special in a vain effort to buy u...
A Very 2012 Sanspants Christmas
11 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes get out of the studio, spend time with our friends and family and hastily re-release our 2012 Christmas Special to keep you jerks ...
Tom Hanks
04 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes get cast away, cannot sleep in Seattle, and try to save Private Ryan whilst discussing Tom Hanks. We talk Jennifer Grey's nose, si...
Royalty
27 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes don a crown, put on their king-capes, and get coronated as we talk Royalty. We discuss the neccesity of legs, the dangers of playi...
Trolls
20 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes spoil milk, steal babies, and hassle the three billy goats gruff as we talk about trolls. We discuss the agricultural competency o...
Knights
13 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes polish their suits of armour, sharpen their swords and discuss all things knights on their quest to slay a dragon. We look at the ...
Cannibals
06 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes wash up on a desert island, draw straws, and do whatever it takes to survive as we talk cannibals. We discuss the dangers of eatin...
Graveyards
30 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes erect a tombstone, put on their mourning clothes, have a good grieve and discuss graveyards. We contemplate keeping our dead bodie...
Fifty
23 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes break out the good china, pop some champagne, put on their party hats, and toast to fifty episodes of Shut Up a Second. We wonder ...