Shut up a Second
Episodes
Showering
30 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Showering.Take part in a online study, looking at the relationship between depression, sleep, a...
Crimes Committed in the Past that you Probably Could Have Done but Didn't Do
23 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Crimes Committed in the Past that you Probably Could Have Done but Didn't Do.Take part in a onl...
The Mail (Polynesian Dogs)
16 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about The Mail (Polynesian Dogs).Take part in a online study, looking at the relationship between dep...
Jazz
09 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Jazz.Take part in a online study, looking at the relationship between depression, sleep, and me...
Fancy Ice Cream
02 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Fancy Ice Cream.Take part in a online study, looking at the relationship between depression, sl...
Pink Things
25 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Pink Things.Take part in a online study, looking at the relationship between depression, sleep,...
Dolly Parton
18 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Dolly Parton.Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/5352808301...
March
11 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about March.Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ ...
Phalanges (Ft. Picture This)
04 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Phalanges with our good friends from Picture This.Join our brand new facebook group here; https...
Boys House (A Boy Who is a House)
28 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Boys House (A Boy Who is a House).Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.fac...
Bad Animals (Also Fruit)
21 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Bad Animals (Also Fruit)Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups...
Pockets Again Maybe
14 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Pocket Again… Maybe.Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/5...
Turtles (Feat. Goose)
07 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shut up for a second with our good friend Goose to talk about Turtles.Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook...
Sanspants Sleepover Part 2 Making Food Part 1
28 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Sanspants Sleepover Part 2 Making Food Part 1.Join our brand new facebook group here; https://w...
Time Travel Part Two Maybe
21 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about time travel part two maybe.Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/gro...
Jail/What if Adam was a Crow?
14 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about jail and what if Adam was a crow.Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.c...
Witches
07 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about witches.Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669...
Racing
31 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about racing.Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/...
KirstCast Episode One
24 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Kirstie Alley in the first episode of the KirstCast.Join our brand new facebook group here; htt...
Apes (Feat. Ralph America)
17 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about apes with our good friend Ralph America.Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.fac...
Exfoliants
10 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about exfoliants.Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149...
God
03 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about God.Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Che...
Snowmen
27 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Snowmen.Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669...
Mum Things
20 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Mum Things.Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149...
Hassles
13 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes lock the door, press record, and inconvenience a friend, as we discuss hassles.Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www...
Bees (What if Zoe Was)
06 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes pollinate flowers, create honey, and sting people and die as we discuss bees (What if Zoe was One).Join our brand new facebook gro...
Assassins
29 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes choose their target, unsheathe their blades, and fulfill their contracts as we discuss assassins.Join our brand new facebook group...
Truckin'
22 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes honk their horn, spin their wheels, and big their rig as they discuss truckin’.Join our brand new facebook group here; https://w...
Bats (the Animal and the Baseball)
15 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes go out to the ball game, take a big swing and try their best at echolocation as we discuss bats (the animal and the baseball).Chec...
Knuckles
08 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes look at our hands, wonder what that middle part is and why it cracks as we discuss knuckles.Check out our upcoming lives shows and...
Dead (Being and Things)
01 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shuffle off the mortal coil, step over to the other side, and embrace finality as we discuss dead (being and things).Check out our...
Hello and Goodbye (Ciao) (Live from Melb Fringe)
25 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes greet one another, nod their heads and then get up and leave as they discuss Hello and Goodbye (Ciao) Live from Melb Fringe.You ca...
Astronauts (Live from Melb Fringe)
18 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes chuck on their space suits, count down from ten, and rocket into space as we discuss astronauts.Want to help support the show?Sans...
Dad Things
11 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes fire up the barbie, grow a mean moustache and put on the shortest shorts they can find as they discuss dad things.Want to help sup...
Utility Belts
04 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes fiddle with their gadgets, stock up little ball bearings and find the perfect buckle as they discuss utility belts. Want to help s...
City Mouse and Country Mouse
27 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes go to the city, come from the country, mice.Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspa...
Soap
20 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes scrub up, get clean, and end up shiny and new as they discuss soap.Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets fo...
Swords
13 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes unsheathe their blades, parry and riposte as we discuss swords.Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for ou...
Singing
06 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes hum a tune, play a rhythm, and carry a melody as we discuss singing.Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets f...
Sixteen Candles (The Movie and The Amount of)
30 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes melt some wax, count out a very specific amount of matches, and get romantic as we discuss sixteen candlesCheck out our upcoming l...
Damper
23 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes sit around the campfire, combine flour and water, and then drizzle some honey on top as they discuss damper.Check out our upcoming...
Clowns (Feat. George Dimeralos)
16 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes throw on a red nose, tug at their oversized suspenders, and rule the big top as we discuss clowns.Check out our upcoming lives sho...
Hay (the Greeting and the Horse Food (Centaurs Part 2 (Centaurs Part 1 Should Have Been a Shut up a Second)))
09 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes greet each other, munch down on some horse food, and then talk a bunch about centaurs as we discuss hay.Head to wish.org/dannyshav...
Wishes (Feat. Ralph Attanasia)
02 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes blow out their birthday candles, observe a shooting star, and throw a coin into a well as they support the Make a Wish Foundation ...
Sanspants Party
26 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes chuck on their jammies, pull out the scary movies, and stuff their faces with junk food as we discuss a Sanspants sleepover.Check ...
Foods I Don't Like (Fussy Eaters [Us])
19 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes refuse their dinner, spit out their lunch, and retch at the thought of breakfast as we discuss foods I don't like (fussy eaters [u...
Dongles (Feat. Cass)
12 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes are made generally of plastic, have several important technical parts, and honestly I'm still unsure of what a dongle is as we di...
Bottled Things
05 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes collect a number of miscellaneous materials, search the surrounding area for somewhere to put them, and finally settle on the humb...
Mondays
28 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes close out their Sunday, put on their suit and tie, and begin the working week as we discuss Mondays. Check out our upcoming lives ...
Two Hundred
21 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes double fifty, then double that again, and celebrate two centuries of Shut up a Second as we discuss Two Hundred. Check out our upc...
Ribbons
14 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes are cut to length, dyed an appropriate color, and tied in a pretty bow as we discuss ribbons. Check out our upcoming lives shows a...
Cars Part Two (Feat. Zammit)
07 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes spin their tires, rev their engines, and take a cross country roadtrip inside Adam as we discuss Cars Part 2. Check out our upcomi...
Giants
31 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes grow several sizes, rampage across the country, and are eventually taken down by the military as we discuss Giants. Check out our ...
Birthing Animals
24 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes become impregnated, carry a living being inside them for nine months, only to discover that they have given birth to something sho...
Comfort (Physical not Emotional)
17 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes get light a roaring fire, get snugged up in a soft blanket, and take gentle sips of a warm cup of tea as we discuss comfort (physi...
Hard Things
10 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes resemble the front of a baby's head, a plank of solid wood, and a sheet of iron as they discuss hard things.Want to help support t...
Teachers
03 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes plan a syllabus, stand up in front of their class, and attempt to educate as we discuss teachers.Want to help support the show?San...
Soft Things
26 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes resemble the back of a baby's head, a marsh of some variety, and the fur of a puppy ad we discuss soft things.Want to help support...
Jellies
19 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes sprinkle crystals into hot water, place everything in the fridge, and then eat a delicious flavored gelatin as we discuss Jellies....
Hunks Part II: Babes
12 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes throw on a bikini, pose on a motorbike, and glisten in the sun as we discuss hunks part II: babes.Want to help support the show?Sa...
Hunks Part II: Babes
12 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes throw on a bikini, pose on a motorbike, and glisten in the sun as we discuss hunks part II: babes.Want to help support the show?Sa...
Cher
05 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes warm up their vocal cords, strap on their amazing outfits, and go and perform for the troops as they discuss Cher.Want to help sup...
Cher
05 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes warm up their vocal cords, strap on their amazing outfits, and go and perform for the troops as they discuss Cher.Want to help sup...
Bad Weather (Feat. Shanks)
29 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes look up at dreary skies, admire the recently formed thunderstorm and just listen to the hail come down as they discuss bad weather...
Good Weather (Feat. Shanks)
15 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes look up at sunny skies, admire the recently formed rainbow and just listen to the birds sing as they discuss good weather with Sha...
Cakes (Feat. Ralph Attanasia)
08 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
CakesIn which our heroes grease up some tins, preheat the oven and combine an assortment of ingredients as they discuss cakes. Want to help support t...
Dinosaurs Part 2 (Feat. Ralph Attanasia)
01 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes head back to the Jurassic, realise that tyrannosauruses have feather and discover that there is only one strain of triceratops as ...
Animal Kingdom Part Fish (Feat. Adam)
22 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes take to the seas, grow some gills and lose some brain cells as we talk about Animal Kingdom Part Fish. Want to help support the s...
Pockets
15 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes dig around for loose change, try to look inconspicuous and end up just keeping their hands warm as they discuss pockets. Want to ...
Gators (Feat. Adam)
08 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes head to the bayou, do a strategic barrel roll and open our mouths wide so some kind of heron bird thing can clean our teeth as we ...
Best of SUAS S2
01 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes don’t turn up to recording as they are in Sydney and decide to do another clip show instead, so here’s the best bits of Shut ...
Archaeology
25 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which we explore ancient ruins, uncover old pieces of pottery, and study humanity by the things it left behind as we discuss Archaeology. We kill a...
Anime (Feat. Adam)
18 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes acquire a mystical destiny, find themselves collecting a multitude of magical creatures, and then just are Japanese Animation as w...
The Amish
11 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which we give up on technology, grow massive beards, and chuck on a tall grey top hat as we discuss the Amish. We wonder weather or not tractors ar...
Banks
04 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes take out a loan, deposit some fat cash, and then rob the place anyway as we discuss banks. We struggle to pronounce words, get stu...
Bogs (Feat. Adam)
28 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes wade waist high into mud, fight a crocodile, and get covered in slime as we discuss bogs. We try to determine the right amount of ...
Sleighs (Feat. Adam)
21 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes apply a fresh coat of paint, attach some bells and all call shotgun as we discuss sleighs. We struggle to remember the names of Sa...
Surprise
14 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes surprise everyone by actually doing beans in which we discuss beans. We try to remember the A-Team, fire beans from a gun, and dis...
Trails
07 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes pull on their hiking boots, adjust their caps, and head to the mountains as we discuss trails. We lose our arms and legs but not o...
Horses
30 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes shake their glorious manes, clop their spectacular hooves, and do that thing where their lips pull back and their scary teeth are ...
Suits
23 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes do up their ties, adjust their collars, and put in their cufflinks as we discuss suits. We explore our love for ladies in suits, a...
Knives
16 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes melt some metal, pour it into a mould, and then sharpen the heck out of it as we discuss knives. We try to convert knives into cur...
Musicals
09 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes clear their throats, open their mouths, and sing with the voice of a million angles as we discuss musicals. We basically write and...
Revenge (Feat. Adam)
02 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes get slighted, spend days plotting, and wreck a terrible revenge as we discuss, well, revenge. We unearth kookaburras from the grou...
Birds Part III: Fancy Birds
26 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes look to the skies, are amazed by wildlife and decide to revisit an old favourite while talking Birds III: Fancy Birds. Join the ga...
Alcohol
19 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes pull up a stool, pour themselves a pint and chug while talking alcohol. The gang quickly discover the futility of trying to tell a...
Lego (The Brick)
11 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes tear open boxes, watch as the pieces fly all over the floor and never manage to find all the bits while discussing Lego. It's a fu...
Snow (Feat. Adam)
05 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes throw on jackets, pull their hoods tight and step out into a wintery abyss while talking snow. Join the team as they explore the g...
Supermarkets
28 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes browse the aisles, examine fruit and visit the fresh produce as we discuss supermarkets. Join the boys as they examine the benefit...
Pots and Pans
21 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes are made of ceramic, are designed to contain things, and are sometimes expensive as we discuss pots. We reminisce about pottery cl...
Post-Apocalyptic Earth
14 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes strap on their leathers, hop in their jeep and fight over water as we discuss Post-Apocalyptic Earth. We panic over the coming bea...
Doctors (Again)
07 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes put on their scrubs, pull out their scalpel, and perform dangerous surgery as we discuss doctors (again). We discuss the need for ...
Superpowers
31 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes fall into a pool of radiation, have their bodies changed on a molecular level, and develop wondrous abilities as we discuss superp...
Wagons (Feat. Adam)
24 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes have four wheels, are painted red, and have a metal handle as we discuss wagons. We all do silly voices, talk premie babies, and r...
Getting Old/People
16 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes age rapidly, begin to mumble, and get put in a home as we discuss Old, Getting/People. We discuss basic madness, the confusing nat...
Crime III: Cops
10 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes chuck on their uniforms, head to the crime scene, and start arresting everyone in sight as we discuss Crime III: Cops. We suggest ...
Talking Animal Movies But Not Animated Ones, Ones Like Homeward Bound
03 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes lose their owners, set out on a magical journey, and aren’t animated as they talk talking dog movies but not animated ones ones ...
Gambling (Feat. George Dimarelos)
27 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes roll the dice, pick a card, and place their bets as we discuss gambling. We talk losing body parts, the true blue game of two up, ...
Google. Yes, the Search Engine.
20 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes have a question, can't find the answer, and so turn to Google for help as we discuss Google. We worry about people living in our c...
The Internet
13 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes hack the mainframe, surf the information superhighway, and search the ‘net as they discuss The Internet. We reminisce over inter...