Ted Nivison Talks Lunch Club, SMPLive & Making Music Videos
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Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack. Tom. Ted. Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted. That's who we have today, Jack. An esteemed guest. Yep. One highly requested by the audience. Some people call him the milkman. I don't know if they do that anymore, but there was a period of time at least.
I thought his name was Ted Nivision, which is cooler. It would be a better name. It is unfortunately Ted Nivison. Because it would sound like television and he makes stuff that you watch. It would make perfect sense.
It would.
It all clues in together. It's a horror.
horrible, horrible, horrible thing that it was so close. Honestly, Jack, it sucks the way that it is now. It is. I don't like it.
No, it's a terrible name.
I don't like it.
And it's not that it sounds bad. It's that it edges you with something greater.
It could be so good. It edges you with something greater. It could be so good. It's like the color purple. Anytime, by the way. It could be pink. It could be blue. But it decided...
Shut up, I'm talking.
Shut up. Shut up. I'm talking.
I wanted to see how long you guys would go.
We can go forever. We could film a whole hour before you came in. That was one of my most hostile intros.
You started pleading with me to engage, so I thought, you know, okay, I guess.
Ted, episode 99, this is. One of 100. Really? Wow. Thank you for being here.
That's nice. So I'm... Okay, I like it, I like it, so I'm in sort of the original part of the series. Everyone after this are triple digit guests, and those are worth less. Yeah, you're an OG guest. Yeah, after that you're just scraping the bottom of the bin. I'm glad I'm the last piece of the jam before you guys have to start really putting your finger in there and sliding along the rim.
Yeah, yeah. Ted, how are you today?
I'm doing good. I'm chilling like a villain. Ooh. You ever heard that over the... Over the Atlantic.
Yeah, that was cool. That's been said.
But never in such a cool way. We can't deliver it the same way. You know what you guys are really good at, though? What's that? You guys use the word right very differently. Right. Yeah. I love that intro. That British intro. Right!
There is a clap. Right. He nailed it.
Do you know in England what we do? Whenever a social situation has came to its natural end, whether it be three minutes long or four hours, no matter what, and this could be a funeral or a wedding or a group of friends or you just had an argument, every situation ends like this. Right then. That's good. And that's how we end. It's a good way of getting out of this. And it's always the knee slap, no matter what. Or the clap. I think the clap is fine. Right then. You're more of a clapper. I'm more of a knee slapper.
In my family, we... I think the biggest culprit of it is Will Knee. Will Knee? Yeah. Will Knee. I don't know. Will Knee. Will Knee. Will Knee. Oh, my God. That took me... Will Knee. I don't know. I guess I don't really... I guess I don't really think about how it's... I'm reading it every time I see it. I'm... What's it stand for? It's because his real name is Will Lenny. Will No Erection, am I right? Will No Erection. He was one of our best friends. I think I've met him maybe once. Honestly, I don't even actually think I've met him once. I think I replied to his story, and I was saying something sassy, and he said, fuck off, Ted. I genuinely think that that's our only interaction. You guys are very different people.
You think so? I think we're exactly the same. We're British.
Sure. We've got no erection. Ted, could you introduce yourself to the audience before this goes any further?
I know you were kind of just doing it there.
Hey, what's going on? I'm Ted. I'm British. I've got no erection. And I'm really excited to be here on Shut Up, I'm Talking. We've got a lot of books here. We've got Congo stories. We've got moms. Big fan of moms. That's a big topic on this podcast. That's what I've heard.
It's worth saying, we didn't prepare any of these books. If any of these are offensive, we didn't mean that. There was something about molesting in one of them Ludwig read.
Yeah, we didn't love that.
Are you sure you're not a big fan of geeky, girly innovation?
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